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2018

Oct

Halsey Degenerate See Through of the Day

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African American, Woman of Color, Black Lives Matter cuz her Dad is Black and Therefore she is also Black, Halsey….and her very white skin, has been out there cultural appropriating her own culture for attention…because people, mainly white people at the college level doing their Social Justice thing, like protesting Chinese Restaurants owned by Vietnamese people, and Butter Chicken being served in the school cafe, or girls wearing traditional Chinese dresses to prom, and people wearing Indian Headdresses to the grocery storey because they are 1/1024 native according to a study…you had more booze in your blood stream last night after two beers than she did native blood…..not to mention that being of a culture to me, means being of the culture….involved, raised in it, the genetics are only part of the story…hasn’t anyone ever seen Steve Martin in the Jerk…he was black as hell…more black that Halsey that’s for sure…who is black for attention while being half naked for attention because this is a world of scrambling for attention….

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2018

Oct

Willow Shields Bikini of the Day

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Willow Shields was on Dancing With the Stars when she was 14 years old…sounds fucking WHOLESOME ABC….

Getting a young girl to dance on Network Television for the creeps who have access to Network Television should be fucking criminal….

They are grey area predators….and where the hell are this girl’s parents…letting her grind up on some MARK BALLAS 30 year old Dancing with the Stars coach…it’s fucked up.

She’s 18 now, but the damage is done people…..and I blame big media for that…and you should too as you stare at her sexualizing herself for social media…

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2018

Oct

Maitland Ward Disgustingly Naked of the Day

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Maitland Ward is old, sloppy and naked…the way her fans like her, and I guess the way her husband who has been coordinating this cuckold since there was new found attention on Maitland Ward after years of being forgotten, thanks to the 90s revival….

She managed to establish herself on social media, in a DIY, like an ETSY artist, and pretty much slowly found her fanbase of perverts who always wanted to see her naked…

She cockteased, she did Cosplay as she realized the level of nerd that was into her…and eventually it turned to a successful 50k a month patreon, her people have spoken, they are believers, and support her, and I guess encourage her to get naked….

That money, instead of riding it out and cock teasing more aggressively, she got the confidence to do straight up porn…and now fucks for her fans to watch and I assume loves every minute of it…because after years of being forgotten, it’s probably nice to feel wanted, and to have a fat bank account to validate that being wanted in financial terms we all understand.

I think it’s been an interesting social commentary, I think 40 year old women in their sexual prime all want to be porn stars people jerk off to, and I think married people everywhere like to spice up their relationship with black cock, as this couple does…so it makes sense on a higher level…but it’s still fucking weird.

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2018

Oct

Skylar Grey Pussy Exercise of the Day

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Skylar Grey, is an American singer, songwriter and record producer from Mazomanie, Wisconsin.

In 2004, under the name Holly Brook, at the age of 17, she signed a publishing deal with Universal Music Publishing Group. In 2010, Grey co-wrote Eminem and Rihanna’s hit single “Love the Way You Lie”. In 2018, at the age of 32….she fucked the air for social media….

Now that they can breed female animals from two female parents, these people, like Skylar Grey, don’t need to fuck their way to get what they want anymore…they don’t need to give into the pressure of the male dominated industry…because with the right planning…they can eliminate the male population now that science allows for that…and that’s probably pretty exciting to them….so exciting that they gotta fuck the air for their audience…who I assume is male…based on her outfits of choice….you don’t make slutty clickbait for other women you know….because Men haven’t been extinct yet.

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2018

Oct

Olga De Mar Naked Dreamgirl of the Day

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Olga is one of the least attractive names available to a woman…OLGA and HELGA and other Eastern European names that sounds like you’re hacking up a lung from working at the Coal Mine…to power the plant that makes Communist workcamp outfits….

But when you offset the name, with the hot pussy that owns the name, it suddenly becomes ok….

It’s like Olga, if she looks like this, but more importantly, acts like this…she could be covered in the phlegm her parents were hacking when the doctor mistook it for her name…OLGA…….and still be worth jerking off to…and to some even more worthy of jerking off to…

So Olga as a name makes you think of an old Eastern European fat woman with a lot of body hair…making rationed bread and bean sandwiches in the kitchen on a camp style burner…because they have no running water or power….

But Olga as a woman….brings so much hope and reminds us that from Communism came a lot of hot model types who get naked.

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2018

Oct

Lily Rose Depp Fucks a Cake of the Day

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When you’re rich, you do all kinds of weird things, because you are rich, and have always had everything you’ve ever wanted, in all aspects of life, from clothing, to vacations, to gadgets….so the only thing you’re left with…is weird sexual fetishes…like fucking a cake…because you can and no one can tell you otherwise…you know when you can have everything or everyone in the world…fucking a cake can be the only thing that gets you off…and I guess that’s what happened for this one…

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2018

Oct

Topless Mistress Gets Mounted and Other Videos of the Day

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White Dude Gets Slapped

Man Uses Hair as a Rope Swing

Indian Actor Catches Fire on Stage

EX GF Firelover Gets Revenge

Proud Boys Beat ANTIFA Members

Bees Sting an Idiot To Death

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2018

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The nice thing about this terrible life we are all living, navigating through, not succeeding at like the people we see on the social media, not brokering deals that will set us up for life, or making smart financial decisions, because we aren’t that bright…seeing all the things we could have done, could have been, like a homeless person at the pier watching all the boats he could have been on sail by….is that there’s no shortage of sluts…

I mean the second I turn on the computer I am bombarded by girls trying to get noticied and ahead by getting naked or half naked.

From porn, to instagram, to models, to celebrities, it’s fucking endless…so at least in our misery, dealing with our terrible decisions, we will have eye candy to jerk off to…and really at the end of everything…that’s what matters. It’s not leaving a legacy, you don’t matter, you are insignificant…it’s not changing the world…we can’t all be Paul Allen…it’s not even having financial stability because you can’t take it with you…or having family or friends that matter, because for the most part they just take away from what is important…you know from doing what you do, from how you spent your time while here living amongst us …and I hope you, like me, can proudly say….I did it staring a people I don’t know and will never know in various states of naked….hours a day…..every day of the week…while drinking and eating myself to death….and that is what truly matters…

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2018

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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We can’t really blame all these outspoken sluts for being sluts, or for being outspoken…

Our perversions have given them the ability to make their money sitting at home getting half naked..

They don’t even need to leave their nest or comfort zone…and can get paid.

No risk, or danger that strippers used to have to deal with…..or that porn chicks have to deal with….

Just get naked on their instagram, and boom followers, boom rich dudes throwing money at them, boom lots of time to spend justifying what they do as being feminist, and lots of time hating the men they are ripping off…

Instead of just working themselves to the bone, exhausting themselves, they are all well rested, weekend everyday…and when anyone has too much time on their hands…they end up being more annoying….but the ease of earning recruits more and more girls getting naked for the internet from the comfort of their own home as some kind of revolution and I guess we get to reap the rewards…but I prefer my sluts tired, broken, and addicted to drugs to get through it…

Not lazy, mainstream, middle class buying their designer clothes or booking vacations….while diddling themselves for perverts like you….but too high class, too expensive for perverts like you…they date billionaires they just need people like you to help keep them high enough profile to get those billionaires.

The world is fucking up slut dynamics…but I guess everything is fucked up now, white people claiming to be 1/1,024 Native American to fight Trump, porn chicks losing in court against Trump, OLD EL PASO still selling taco kits despite not being MEXICAN…how do we fucking survive…..and now talking the legalizing weed…Social Justice Warrior Democrat Trump Haters must be very confused dealing with their racism…..

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2018

Oct

Sunday Scaries CBD is the Best of the Day

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The Sunday Scaries…is the anxiety you feel when you’re Sunday is closing out and Monday is on the horizon….a perfect name for a CBD company bringing fun and exciting CBD products to you…because CBD….calms you.

It is made from HEMP plant, so you can’t get high from it, which I guess some of you find depressing, since you like to get high…but that depression from not getting high, will ease the fuck off once you start taking CBD and realize that it actually works….it’s calming, relaxing, anti-inflammatory, helps dull pain…

I have been using it in various ways, topically, orally, anally ( no homo, I have hemorrhoids) and I’ve had nothing but good vibes from the products.

I highly recommend it…..and ForSundayScaries bring it….

They’ve got GUMMIES ….which are fun, they taste good, like candy really, and they will help you.

If gummies aren’t your thing, because you aren’t a 12 year old gir, you can always get the good old fashioned TINCTURES

I am not a doctor, I am not a snake oil salesman, I just think if you’ve got anxiety or depression, pain or inflammation, this can help, as it has helped me….but always do your own research and consult with your own doctor….and figure it out for yourself.

It’s up to you to live your best life….not me…

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