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2018

11

Oct

Lady Gaga Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

The worst thing about the success of A Star is Born…is that Lady Gaga is now considered an actress, who is just getting started as an actress, despite acting not being very hard, and despite her whole Lady Gaga career being pretty much a fucking act ripped off of actual artists….and not her real self…because she’s a lie….

Is that we are going to be seeing a lot more of Lady Gaga and she’s the worst. She’s ugly. She’s annoying, She’s opinionated…all while being a rich kid from New York who’s now even richer…like she’s got any insight or understanding of how the world actual works for people…

Not to mention, we’ve seen her tits enough over the years…and she’s old now..so this second coming of Christ the Rat Faced Version….is going to involve press and all kinds of photoshoots and her being praised and winning awards because Hollywood is insular and masturbatory…

So there’s no chance this bitch will just go away….get used to it…

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2018

11

Oct

Pussy Printing Instagram Thot of the Day

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I was scrolling my instagram feed yesterday, I follow 7500 sluts so I get a lot of random “who the fuck is this, why do I follow them”….but yesterday, when faced with our girl Iryna, who has 5.1 million followers…I understood exactly why I followed her…she’s fucking amazing.

What I don’t understand is how someone like this, who basically posts her pussy on instagram is allowed to keep her account alive and rockin’…clearly to help promote her sex work…when all these other accounts get deleted all the time for leaving comments or posting some implied nudity…but I guess it’s because the world is unfair and some people win at life…some people can post insane content to instagram for Zuckerberg because he likes jerking off to it..while others are considered smut / porn / breaching their rules and regulations…

But what I find interesting is that 5.1 million people, and 300,000 likes per photos, mean that this girl single handedly contributes a noticeable amount of page veiws for the company…..a publicly traded company…because everything that works on the internet is built on the backbone of PORNO….google to facebook to youtube to everything….built on porn….

So thank girls like Iryna for existing and being amazing…in whatever the fuck it is she is and does.

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2018

11

Oct

Iggy Azalea Spreads her Legs of the Day

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Iggy Azalea’s instagram is turning into Backpages

The most important thing in Female Rap music, despite being a White Australian rich kid, is this slut….which is further proof that life is not fair for the black people of America, because they have to stand on the sidelines while cunts like this culturally appropriate them…

But theey don’t mind because her fake ass is fat, her fake face is injected, and her selfies look like some backpages ad….only Backpages is shut down so you have to go back to Facebook and Instagram and Snapchat to offer whores money to fuck….they are publicly traded brothels they way the legal system intended it…

What I am saying is Iggy Azalea is gross, no matter how much she turns herself into a sex doll you found in a dumpster outside a storage facility that you brought home and hosed down and made your wife…

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2018

11

Oct

Dakota Johnson Possibly Pregnant Cameltoe of the Day

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Dakota Johnson brought her pregnant pussy lips out in a pair of leggings as girls who wear leggings that are at least one size too small often do….

I mean if you leave your house, you will see at least one pair of leggings jacked up into cunt, it’s pretty much a guarantee…so all these people complaining about the state of the country, or the world or the politics, clearly haven’t been to a mall food court in a while…cuz being able to see pussy on regular girls, out in public, all because leggings define pussy…is a pretty magical thing…

I guess when you’re pregnant like Dakota Johnson is, it’s easier to get those leggings caught in your cunt…that’s gaping and ready to expel a child…

She’s the daughter of known whore rich kid Mel Griffith, and Don Johnson. She was conceived on a Coke Bender, and she now fucks Coldplay to the point of baby making..and that’s all we need to know about her and her promoting some movie on lies.

Here she is looking like a blow up doll for W Magazine

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2018

11

Oct

Christa B Allen Pussy Print Aerobics of the Day

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Christa B Allen is the girl that played a young Jennifer Garner in 13 going on 30…you fucking perverts…

She’s also been consistently posting nude pics of herself on social media for the last few years…you fucking perverts.

You may still not know who she is, or care, but any girl who had some level of celebrity who has taken upon herself to take artistic nude selfies is someone we want to be fans of….even if they make it too easy to see their nipples…while you prefer more of a struggle….you fucking perverts.

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2018

11

Oct

Bebe Rexha Fat Tits in a Bra of the Day

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Big broad Bebe Rexha is disgusting to me. I don’t understand who she is, but I did see her at the AMAs where I realized that she must have got famous on the internet, in order to be famous in the mainstream, as these things work now, but unfortunately….it makes the mainstream one big talent show, where all their music is low quality shit, because really that’s what the people are used to and expect….

It’s like the porn industry, there used to be porn stars then everyone realized they could do porn, and the idea of star faded and was replaced with girls who fuck on camera.

It’s the music version of that, girls once rose to the top, had people invest money in them, build them all out so they were high grade and limited, but now anyone who can kinda sing and dance and makes a dumb song that goes semi viral is thrown at us like they are celebs…when they are just shit…Bebe Rexha is shit….

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2018

11

Oct

Hottest Selena Gomez Pics for her Suicide Watch of the Day

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Selena Gomez, who is in and out of rehab – and who just had a mental breakdown and is institutionalized due to said breakdown – all on Mental Health Awareness Day’s bio on her instagram…the most followed instagram in the world…cuz someone gives Zuckerberg handjobs….is:

Light, space, zest -that’s God. With him on my side I’m FEARLESS, afraid of no one and nothing.

Hypocrisy in Hollywood Jesus Freaks:

Clearly, bitch is crazy, but she’s not even a good Christian about it, which I guess you can tell by her entire fucking self involved, entitled rich kid, disgusting and excessive career, we can’t really blame her for, her mom is the one who threw her onto Barney and Said “do whatever it takes big purple dino”….and whatever it takes has left it’s mark on her soul….then there’s the whole LUPUS thing, getting Kidney Transplants to stay alive and shit….she’s just a fucking mess…

But at least she has god….a god who has brought Bieber and Baldwin together, leaving Selena and her auto-immune disease in the dust…to be committed, where she cries about how amazing her life is, how full her bank account is, how many fans she has, and how she has nothing to really complain about…but still finds a way..cuz that’s what young cunty spoiled brats do….nothing’s ever good enough for them…not even God…

The funniest story in the “Selena is receiving treatment and has the full support of her friends and family, after she was recently hospitalized after complications from her kidney transplant”..

Is that “Bieber was seen arriving at his church on Wednesday evening—shortly after TMZ broke the news that Selena Gomez had entered a mental health facility after being hospitalized twice in two weeks.

Bieber arrived at church without his wife Hailey Baldwin, and was seen looking visibly upset. He was comforted by friends as he left”…..

I guess she tried to kill herself….because
Light, space, zest -that’s God. With him on my side I’m FEARLESS, afraid of no one and nothing.

Even death….

These fake Jesus freak rich kids are so fucking delusional, coddled and turning to Jesus while being everything Jesus is not…is weird. It is like they are searching for help or assurance that despite being shitty humans they are forgiven and it feels good.

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2018

11

Oct

Old Lady Kristen Bell’s Creeper Sports Bra Erotica of the Day

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I am not a fan of Kristen Bell, and I know my opinion really doesn’t matter, but this is a blog, like a teenage girl in 2001, and I am allowed to write my fucking feelings down.

This is not a blog that pretends to be an investigative reporting platform to release real journalism in a well sourced and well researched way….with articles reporters work days or months on. Who’s got time or budget for that…

This is just a posting of the latest sluts in Hollywood are doing, and Kristen Bell, in her 40 years of being an actor, has solidified that position for herself…

There’s something magical with voyeurism, watching unsuspecting, or people pretending to be unsuspecting, but who know they are being watched….whether it’s at the gym, the gym showers, on a fire escape looking into a hot woman you followed home’s room, or not…it’s always fun….

But Kirsten Bell, all old and shit, makes it sad…I mean if I am going to be a pervert and watch a bitch through a window, I’d rather her mom gut not be hanging over her leggings…

Fitness can be hot, even old lady fitness…like that time I came myself jerking off in the corner of a Senior Aquafitness class at the YMCA….

But Kristen Bell cannot…maybe it is Dax, maybe it’s aging, maybe it’s the fact she’s average white and typical american looking…or maybe it’s the gunt…what I am saying is..this is really nothing great.

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Posted in:Kristen Bell|SFW

2018

11

Oct

Pregnant Margot Robbie of the Day

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Here’s Margot Robbie all pregnant and shit, because she’s an actress who takes her role as Sharon Tate real fucking seriously, and knows that if she doesn’t actually have a real baby cut out of her, she’s not a good enough actor to pull it off or make it believable.

So for the love of her craft and the love of getting Oscar nominations despite just being some slutty Australian girl who was in the right place at the right time and America decided to make her one of their top stars….she went out there to prepare for her role by having pervert directors / rapists cum in her…like the real Sharon Tate….only to prep for the execution of said baby when the murder scene shoots…so that the tears are real….the screams real…

It’s Hollywood, they can get away with murder and Tarantino is a sick fuck who supports this behavior…

I guess what I am trying to get at is that America likes blonde chicks, because Margot Robbie exists.

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Posted in:Margot Robbie|SFW

2018

11

Oct

Jessica Lee Buchanan’s Titty for an Instagram Shoot of the Day

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JESSICA LEE BUCHNAN is some model in some hipster instgram looking shoot…titties out, panties out, in a messy bedroom, so high concept…

She is a “Proud South African” whatever that means, I mean it could mean a lot of different things to a lot of different people. To some it could mean the same as saying she’s a “white power” enthusiast, because of that whole Apartheid shit…relevant in today’s American political climate….

Maybe she’s proud because of the high AIDS rate which is no longer a death sentence.., or maybe because of SHARKS since there are sharks everywhere.., or maybe she’s really into legless Olympic heroes taking out their girlfriend….or maybe she likes to Safari…

Maybe she lives in LA and it’s an angle to say she’s proud of her roots, without actually having to live in South Africa….

WHO KNOWS..but girls getting naked for free…is always a good LOL to me….cuz I know dudes would be paying for this….