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Bella Thorne Titty in Paris of the Day

Pixie Lott Pushing Up The Tits of the Day

Kendall Jenner Wore a Nipple Dress for Fashion of the Day

Did Heather Graham Have Real Sex in Nowhere of the Day

Pregnant Margot Robbie’s Sheer Shirt of the Day

2018

Oct

Gigi Hadid Wet Pussy Print and Hard Nipples of the Day

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Gigi Hadid is the girl who on her 16th birthday asked her daddy for a modeling career, while most 16 year olds were asking for a Sweet 16 Birthday parties that featured personalized performances by Lil Wayne or Drake or whoever was famous back when this hag turned 16…

She’s out there modeling in a vintage style bathing suit, getting wet with it jacked up her ass, not so hot to me, but may be hot to you, because you, like the rest of the world loves what they are told to love, love what is followed, love what gets fucked by one of the One Direction boys, likely up her ass, because that’s how Simon Cowell taught them to fuck….

The most interesting Gigi Hadid story is that the Paparazzi, who I hate and have my own issues with over the years, who are snakes who mooch the pics like this of her, and who sue anyone who posts the pics even after they are leaked or all over the internet, because of copyright law….

Either way, they are suing her for posting a pic of herself that they took, which is pretty hilarious, considering they make money off these people’s backs….because it’s the law…she doesn’t have the right to post the pic and it makes me laugh…..but will likely end with changes in the paparazzi law…where they have to pay the celebs out for staring in their pics they sell for too much…

Here’s her wet ass crack…and nips…

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2018

Oct

Degenerate Halsey With the Wet Nipples of the Day

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Halsey wants you to know she’s black, so that she can mooch off black rights and black in the media, you know play the underdog, use it for her personal gain because she’s that kind of cunt…with some Rick James looking haircut….

She also wants you to see her tits, because tits get hits, and she’s trying to perpetuate and ride this fame thing out…you know she’s got people looking at her, it’s what her white trash with a black dad life always wanted, so she’s gonna ride it out as hard as she can using all the low level tactics since all these people are fucking half retards and lazy and choose the easiest strategy…especially when they don’t have talent, and their existence is really just hype…

So here’s the tits…I feel like I’ve already posted….but I’ll post again cuz I use tits for traffic, as shameless as the whores producing the content.

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2018

Oct

Jessica Lowndes Got Them Big Titties on of the Day

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DO YOU CARE ABOUT JESSICA LOWNDES IN HER BIKINI? BECAUSE WHO IS JESSICA LOWNDES?

From my understanding, which is limited, because I am a drunken half retard, she was on 90210 with Annalynne McCord in a show that was a total fucking bust…and has used the celebrity or opportunity to be on a network TV show to get a following on social media…it was good timing you know when social media was starting up and people still watched Network Television.

She hasn’t been able to get work since 90210 the new years, but she does get her horse face in a bikini, like she did on Sunday…with her big old tits..cuz she’s old now…and I’ve already spent too much time on someone or something so irrelevant…I mean two day old bikini pics of a virtual nobody…what’s wrong with me.

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2018

Oct

Kaili Thorne is Naked of the Day

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Kaili Thorne is more excited about her stepsister or half sister Bella Thorne’s fame because she’s got the same last name….THEY SHARE THE SAME DEAD DAD….than Bella Thorne is…

So while Bella was being exploited by her mom for Disney, this one was involved…on the front lines, not quite making it herself, because she wasn’t the mom’s official biological kid, but as the relationship with the two kids she got onto Disney, her biological kids, who now hate her, this one, who isn’t even her kids sticks by her…

So for those of you who don’t know, and I assume who don’t care….and just look at the tits….there is this article that is going around about Bella Thorne that for some reason people are so interested in…because Bella Throne’s gone viral and has a ton of followers and people care about the exploited Disney Kid turned IG whore…that’s the story…

This Kaili Thorne, who is older than the other two Thornes, has been getting naked back when Bella was being a candy coated fluffy bullshit Disney kid, before rebranding because the market went “get naked on the internet”…

So here she is still getting naked…

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2018

Oct

That Dude Lea Michele Hard Nipples of the Day

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Everyday is Halloween for Lea Michele, because like Bruce Jenner, who cut off his own DICK for the cause or for his mental health issue, that made him think he was a woman, almost as crazy as people in prison who had mental health issues tell them to do bad things and they assumed it was the devil speaking, only the world doesn’t call it mental health issues for whatever reason….Lea Michele, based on her face was born a man.

I always find it funny when I see celebrities, people who are on TV, who perform and who other people are fans of, who act like they are hot, cuz they are rich and famous, all while looking like this. You’d assume she’d be more of a behind the scenes, work in an office or something…but instead she’s on TV…which is insane because if I was doing a casting call, after pulling out my dick and asking for a blowjob I’d be like “you sure you don’t still have a dick right?”….you know how casting calls go…always ask about the dick after your dick is in the mouth…it’s less queer when you’re in too deep than knowing about it in advance…

What I am trying to say is this bitch is too ugly to be famous…but she’s got hard nipples..I guess the hormone therapy’s working…

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2018

Oct

Lindsay Pelas is Basically Naked of the Day

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It is Halloween, which means the whores come out in droves for all you perverts to jerk off to….because it is the one day, like the purge, where you can dress up like a rapist or sexual assaulter or someone who has been mentioned in the #metoo movement like a Louie CK…where you can get away with asking all the girls if you can jerk off to them and at least one will be like Sarah Silverman and say yes, as friends…and others will complain that you were abusing your power…

Halloween used to be a time when whores who were conservative let their inner whore out, and where whores that were whores got more whore, but we live in an era where everyday is Halloween, a performance, where conservative whores don’t even exist..and they are all a bunch of whores…

So here’s Lindsay Pelas….in costume like every other day – only for Halloween.

Lindsay Pelas Almost Naked Black Nude Bodysuit

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2018

Oct

Alyssa Miller Titties of the Day

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I don’t know what this is about…but there are slutty pics of Alyssa Miller, who you probably don’t remember, but who was an Sports Illustrated a long time ago because she dated some long time Sports Illustrated photographer’s son, who helped get her into the magazine, and the second she had the chance to upgrade to a celebrity, she did…and the celebrity she upgraded to was Jake Gyllenhaal, who I can’t stand, only because I had an altercation with him a decade ago, that was pretty fucking hilarious, only because it ended with Disney Lawyers trying to shut me down….until I told them I had a video of Jake having his tantrum like the queer that he is…

A queer who used to play with these titties..before they fucked him up the ass with a strap on.

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2018

Oct

Idiot Woman on a Shopping Cart Ride and Other Videos of the Day

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BikinI Girl Crushing Cans on her Head

Bull VS Man – Go BULL!

Pumpkin Smasher…

Bikini Girl Fishing

Dude Misses A Robbery Cuz of TExting….

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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In 1996 internet, I was a troll. I used to go on random chatrooms and just harass the fuck out of everyone. I would pretend to be random people, I would entrap perverts, it was when the internet was truly the wild west, most people barely knew it existed, so bullying, encouraging people to kill themselves, all the good things you can’t do on the internet now, you could do. And you could do it pretty anonymously….It was great times…I mean useless times, but great entertainment, that led to this here today….all these years later….

Anyway, in 1996 Internet, someone sent me a file and it downloaded a virus automatically. I didn’t accept the file, it just did some backend download, like I guess Malware does today….

Within a few minutes the dude I was trolling, was trolling me, by opening and closing the CD rom. A CD rom was a reader of these things called CDs or COMPACT discs that held information that was etched into it with LASERS….pretty fucking future…..

Either way, he was controlling the CD I had in there, blasting the music…and this was in 1996…before the real technology boom of what we have today…

So there is no way technology doesn’t exist now to do way more to you without your consent like watching you jack off through your laptop camera…..so don’t laugh at those of us who tape our camera….maybe paranoia is there for a reason….

Here are some stepLINKS….in the morning…in the form of a Hangover Dump…

Get Slutty Halloween Costumes
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Sarah Silverman Would Let Louie CK Jerk Off To Her…as Friends…as a Joke…and she wants you all to know in some faggy way that that’s not to discount the other girls and their stories….because everyone is a pussy
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Nicole Kidman on Selling Her Soul to Tom Cruise…for a Career
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PRAY FOR A MISCARRIAGE – THIS CAN’T REPRODUCE
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Drunk Pee VS Sprinklers
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The Extra Who Has Been in Everything
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Jessica ALba’s Home is For Rent- Jerk Off Where Jessica Alba Once Did….
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Dude Gets Slapped by Train Rider
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Gutter Porn Halloween Party
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Racist Man in Belgium Pushes Black Kid into the Tracks
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Why the Rich Get Rich and the Poor Get Poor
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Moonwalker of the Day
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The Two Year Old Dropped Off on the Wrong Doorstep is So Fucked
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PERFECT PRE GAME KITS For All you Drunk Party Sluts
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Get a Fucking Vape Pen
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Do you Have Anxiety? Depression? Insomnia? Want a Cure?
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2018

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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The 70s – the era before asses existed on women because they all fought to fit into their tiny jeans was a magical time….before women decided to eat their way through everything to try to look like a Kardashian…back when Feminism was real…and women had to fight for their rights to get jobs besides being secretaries…instead of fighting to have their spread asshole pics of themselves not deleted by Instagram, the patriarchy they use to get their Sugar Daddies and Patreon fans on…

The 70s – also the era when the white bitch who decided to question shopping skills at the grocery store – WOMAN-SPLAINING me into how to properly touch the produce – because women know shopping best…it’s a generational thing they’ve inherited over the years….that I guess this one felt the need to school me on because apparently my unwashed hands molesting the apples and jerking off the bananas while staring at her eyes licking my lips – was 35 years old….and probably still as uptight and annoying…

My life…not so exciting…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Fat Drunk Girl Tries to Start a Fight
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Woman Suing Billy Idol for Not Meeting her at His Hotel…
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Get Slutty Halloween Costumes
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Hot Twitch User with Tourettes…
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Kristen Bell VS SNow White – Calling it Rapey – Even Though Snow White Was Date Raped by a Woman….
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Lily Rose Depp – Straight SLutty
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The Homo Who Insults the 9/11 Officer’s Widow…
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The Royal Baby will not have a Title – Just The Part Black One
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The Paparazzi are Suing Gigi Hadid for Using one of their Pics of Her
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Houston Family Home Invasion Video…
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The Moment a Train Derails….
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Gwyneth Paltrow in a Bikini…
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Natalie Portman is “Cleavagey”
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Melina Messenger – Big Tits
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Kendall Jenner Braless
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Idiot of the Day
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Surfer Slip and Fall
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Woman Smuggles Drugs into Prison using a Baby
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Teacher Kicks Student….
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Drunk Peeing in Public VS Motion Sprinklers…
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Mom Keira Knightley Doesn’t Fuck with Disney Films
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Ukrainian Fighter Jet – Low Pass
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Trapped in an Elevator with Mannequins Prank!!
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Jamie Lee Curtis Cleavage at the Halloween Premiere
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Old Whores At a Wedding Being Whores
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PERFECT PRE GAME KITS For All you Drunk Party Sluts
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Get a Fucking Vape Pen
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Do you Have Anxiety? Depression? Insomnia? Want a Cure?
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A Whole Bunch of Celeb Nudity by MadamMeow
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The New Sabrina the Teenage Witch at the Premiere
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Lina Esco – Hot Tits in Playboy
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Sophie Monk – lives – In Tight Jeans
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The What’s Under that Skirt Thread
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Talia Storm – Big Tits..
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Kristen Bell – Cunty Celeb at the Gym
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The TOwel Flasher Thread
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Cheryl Blossom at the Sabrina the Teenage Witch Premiere
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The Elevator WHores
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Ambrosio in a Dress
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Sabrina the Teenage Witch in a Magazine….
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The Nipple Lickers Thread
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Hailey Clauson Bikini Top…
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From stepSMUT!!

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Huge Titty Play…
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Amateur Tits of the Day….
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Amazing Naked chick in an Outdoor Shower
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Gear Shift Rider of the DAy
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Watch Girls Being Naughty Sluts
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Gush Gush Squirt Squirt…..
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A Gallery of Awesome Asses
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A Gallery of MILFS
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Another Big Titty Drop….
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Nikki Lund See Through Panties
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Triple Penetration is Some Gay Shit….
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Horny Teen Discovering Herself….
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Skinny Dita Naked Outdoors..
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Star Wars Erotica – Check Out the Tits
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Sarah Spreading it by the Pool
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Horrible but Amazing Czech Porn
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Twerking in the Supermarket….
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Greek Next Top Model Slutty Model
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ANother Gallery of Asses
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Michelle Jean and her Pussy
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Hot TItty Play in the Pool
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Slutty Selfies….of SLuts
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A Gallery of Sluts in pyjamas
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Nicole Aniston and her Bolt on Tits
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Giving a Girl Head…..
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Girl Takes Off her Flower Bikini
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