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2018

Oct

Demi Rose Mawby Slutty Photoshoot of the Day

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This Demi shares more than just a name with Demi Moore….she shares a lifestyle choice…

Demi Moore paved the way for women everywhere, women like this DEMI, to get a lot of fucking plastic surgery so that they don’t look their true 60 fucking years old when they turn 60 fucking years old…or in this DEMI’s case look 40 years old when they are in their early 20s…cuz those face injections jack you the fuck up…and age you until you’re old and it turns you into some kind of muppet…for personal gain..

But who like Demi Moore, is pretty much HALF, which is what DEMI means in french, HALF…real…because the rest of them is filler and injections used to craft whatever the fuck it is we’re looking at….

I find it repulsive to celebrate any woman who has jacked herself up this much with science and surgeries….I find it offensive, it fucks with young people, who are out there getting all kinds of procedures to look like the muppets of instagram….

But when they do it, like this DEMI did it, to promote her sex work and hooking, I get it…I mean rich people like to fuck weird things, so you might as well become that weird thing, to get that rich person money.

This is not hot to me.

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2018

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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Stormy Daniels Press Conference is happening soon….

Which reminds me of an argument I had with a neighbor about TRUMP as people do….even Canadians..which I think is insane, shouldn’t we be out there getting stoned on Legal Weed and rolling around in maple syrup…or jerking off to Avril Lavigne….But apparently Canadians watch CNN all day too…

Either way the argument was that TRUMP is a a misogynist, woman hater, based on calling a porn chick with massive bolt on tits at the tail end of her career that looks like it’s gone on a few years too long, horse faced….which is pretty nice considering that dude that Stormy Daniels is….

It evolved to Trump being a pathological liar and a bunch of other shit….

TO which I say….

No one should respect porn chicks, they don’t respect themselves. To side with a porn chick over the President of the USA is some backwards thinking, and to not view a porn chick as an opportunist who is hustling her name hard to get that last of the money from fucking people for money before it’s too late and she turns 50…

I also say….

1- All politicians are liars, really fucking evil manipulative liars….that is why they are politicians…since when do we trust the government? They all have backend deals with terrible companies due to being paid off…how else are the Clintons worth 100s of millions of dollars after a life in civil service…they bad….

2- All men are what women would describe as Misogynist – that’s why 95 percent of women on facebook have been rape victims or sexual assault victims. Clearly it’s more normal than not normal, maybe it’s just dude behavior…the other men who aren’t sexually assaulting women are jerking off, watching porn, talking dirty or thinking about tits….at least if they aren’t queer, if they are queer, hang out with queers, they are more perverted than straight dudes cuz there is no woman to control the situation and shut it down….

3- All rich men are sleazy and slimey as fuck that’s how they got rich…

4- I will never defend a porn chick over the President of the United states, or really anyone, I believe in a hierarchy in society – which does exist and where Porn chicks are at the bottom wrung of the society ladder….they are a step above street whores, maybe not though, cuz they do it for all to see, while street whores do it and hope to not get caught…..

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2018

Oct

Candice Swanepoel Model Booty of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is getting ready for the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show comeback tour, despite having had 3-6 babies in the last 2 years, preventing her from being that Victoria’s Secret girl she has loyally worked for consistently for her entire career.

I find models really uninteresting once they have kids. It’s just fucking gross to think about a creature growing inside them before being shat out of their womb. We save that shit for our real lives, with our wives who forced us to breed, not that I have kids, or will have kids, end of the DNA genetic line here, but that’s just me doing my part for the world….something more people should take my lead on….

But you get what I am saying, and that is that if we want to jerk off, or JACQUES off if you’re in France, to some model bitches, let’s focus on the ones who are young and hot and tight bodied and not out there breeding….

So even when people like Candice Swanepoel are out there naked with their assholes out, promoting themselves and the brand they’ve always worked for, the brand that created them, that they got naked for early on…she’s still an old weathered mom of too many and she should keep it in her damn pants…there are enough hot chicks not breeding for us to focus on.

How about her breast feeding pic:

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2018

Oct

Bebe Rexha Fitness Titty Bounce of the Day

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The amazing thing about social media – is that we get to experience every thought and activity that a mother fucker does in a day / hour…

Instagram stories are the most fucking irritating, all these egos who think we care, are out there documenting everything like they are their own reality show…They are tweeting and talking about nonsense that doesn’t matter….but yet people can’t help themselves…

They call themselves content creators, it’s where the money comes from, but they don’t realize, because they are egos that we don’t care and just want them to shut the fuck up.

It’s a huge distraction from our life, it takes brain power we could use on other things, but instead we’re watching someone we don’t know doing menial shit…

Like this Bebe Rexha, fat chick, turned pop star, who I’ve seen perform on TV an is fuckign terrible, yet people are into it, and into seeing her fat ass work out, cuz she’s found fitness, thank god, she’s a pig, and wants to announce it to everyone, cuz she’s just that person.

We all went to High Shool, we all had that asshole in the class who loved talking about themselves and what they are up to, Instagram has been able to find all those assholes, two or three from every graduating class between the ages of 15 and 45, and give them a place to fucking annoy me

The only salvation, is they do it with their tits out, to compensate for their busted face, fat ass, and annoying content…so at least there’s some value to listening to them and their bullshit….

Bebe Rexha Titty Bouncing Workout Erotica

She does big girl YOGA too…

And she goes to events…

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2018

Oct

Anya Taylor Joy See Through of the Day

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Anya Taylor-Joy is some actress from the movie The Witch, where she played the older sister who likely killed off her family….I don’t really remember that movie..other than that it was a lot of hype because it was some set designer’s first attempt at directing….and it showed…but people seem to think it didn’t show.

She’s been in other things, from the movie SPLIT by your favorite M. Night ShAMBALAMANA..she started modeling at 16, which is pretty perverted….and she’s now 22 and out there, being all Hollywood celebrity, with her young tits in a sweater that when the flash goes off you see full tit…it’s what you learn to wear for the paparazzi when you’re marketing yourself…you know one part conservative, It’s a fucking sweater…4 parts slutty cuz we can see full tit…I mean close enough to full tit…it’s not like this X-Ray is a real X-Ray that allows us to see her milk being produced…it’s more an X-ray that gives you nerd the feeling of being able to see through clothes…

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2018

Oct

Christina Aguilera Nipple Pasties of the Day

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Fat Christina Aguilera is getting edgier in her old age, I guess when people start approaching 40 they realize it’s now or never. I am sure if you leave your house or know women turning 40, it’s probably a rough time for them. They spend their early 20s when they are their hottest figuring out and getting the confident to be as hot as they can. By 30 they are married with kids….by 40 they realize that they lost 10-15 years of life being married with kids…and that there’s only a small window of time left for them to be the slut they wanted to be back when they were 20 but too shy to be that slut…

I am sure it’s weird time for all people, aging, terrifying, closer to death, further from your hopes and dreams, clearly forced to accept that your procrastination has finally caught up with you and tomorrow is long in the past….not worth your time to try to have another hit…

In Christina Aguilera’s case, or X-Tina of you’re more into her edgier name is old as fuck, fat as fuck, but at 20 was slutty as fuck, made tons of money being slutty as fuck, stayed out of the limelight because she already did so much…and is now back…titties taped up like some EMO TUMBLR chick on tumblr when tumblr mattered cuz I guess she wants money…and knows it’s not too late to get out there tits first to get paid by her weird fans to sing and dance..

It’s the 90s revivial people…older, tired, fatter, but titty-taped…

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2018

Oct

Gigi Hadid Hard Nipples of the Day

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Gigi Hadid is one of those people who you hate because they are entitled rich kids, yet life worked out for them thanks to being entitled rich kids, when you prefer your entitled rich kids to be fucking disasters…

It’s like this Arab girl said to her dad at a young age that she doesn’t want to work, but that she wants to be famous on the instagram instead…and he gifted it to her like he did a Pony on her 10th birthday and a car on her 16th.

His ego, made him go out there and buy press, by coverage and help his girl make it in America…and it worked, people signed on, bought in and made her a model…

No struggle, just a fucking gift and she can coast through life thinking how easy it is….with her nipples hard..it helps keep her relevant…even if the fact that she was ever relevant is fucking absurd…not as absurd as her sister being relevant but almost as absurd…

Just cuz they are rich kids, doesn’t mean you have to give them brand deals….like who cares about rich kids, other than most of the instagram users….give me more girls who struggle to make it nipples…they are more meaningful and authentic…

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2018

Oct

Rita Ora Topless for Russia of the Day

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Rita Ora is topless in Russia…maybe giving back to the people who made her…because if the world can complain about the Russians colluding in the American Politics, it’s safe to assume the Russians are responsible for Rita Ora’s success. You know some pervert Russian who likes Mixed Race ethnic UK tits that consider themselves singer and dancers, funding her existence, so that she can attend all the key events and fuck all the key people that helped her exist….it wouldn’t even be that expensive really….all while letting some slut live out her dreams…..so long as she comes back to them when it’s’ time for TITTY pics for Magazines…because Rita Ora a celebrity I hate for no reason, who is barely a celebrity, but who you know thinks is a celebrity, which I guess is the reason I hate her..because celebrity in and of itself is hatable…

But the tits…I can stare at in pics….they are good tits…which I guess is what defines all women so we should just keep letting her succeed based on her tits alone.

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2018

Oct

Shakira See Through Leggings of the Day

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Shakira may be old as fuck by now, but she is still and will forever be the rich Argentinian or Colombian drug lords daughter who had a dream of being famous in her home country, which became famous to all Spanish speaking countries, there’s a lot of them, which naturally progressed to being Famous in America, a Spanish Speaking country, but also the country where mainstream success makes you a lot of fucking money.

This was a long time ago, and seeing her in her sheer leggings, showing off her black panties that are holding in a mom pussy that could be ready to explode out of the seams, because it’s already exploded and the tuck isn’t good enough….is still hot enough for me…which isn’t saying much…but here it is anyway…

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2018

Oct

Sara Sampaio Nudity of the Day

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Here’s some Sara Sampaio naked….for that Angels book, that has been releasing nude pics for a while….

I find these pictures frustrating, not because of her little tits, I like little tits, but because she was doing a media tour for the #metoo movement where she complained about magazines publishing her nudes…without consent even though she gave consent when she signed the pics over.

Yet for her porno underwear mall brand, who pay her lots of money and who have made her famous, she’s like “where do you need the pussy spread and how spread do you need it”….

I like whores when they are whores across the board, not whores for the highest bidder and cunts to the rest of us.