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2018

19

Sep

Julianne Hough Topless Mormon of the Day

I guess Mormon who fucks her brother, which is trendy, one of the most popular categories on the porno websites is INCEST.

The first porno I ever saw in the early 80s was an Incest porn I’ve talked about before. Reviewing that porn was actually my first “writing” job for a friend’s zine a few years later. It left a lasting impression, not because I would make every girl in my high school watch it.

It had classic lines like “Here’s the stuff that made you going back in you”…and “you sure didn’t learn how to fuck from your mother”….and “put it in her ass LeRoy, I don’t want no bastard Grandbabies” when the dad and his bowling buddy were fucking his hot daughter to celebrate their win…ALL while her sister was discovering herself at a sex party…upset that her dad didn’t chose her to fuck….

That said…Julianne Hough must still be on Rumspringa after her Mormon life faded and Hollywood whore doing cocaine off Ryan Seacrests pussy hole….before being married and naked in this shoot…

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2018

19

Sep

Nina Dobrev Asshole Sweat of the Day

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Nina Dobrev posts slutty workout videos, which isn’t a big deal, pretty much every girl on instagram who goes to the gym covers as much ass in fitness gear content as possible. Gyms have big mirrors and bros who know how to selfie to capture the content for them. You know she they can share it with their fan base and get jerked off to the way they want to be jerked off to – since they feel hot – at least hot enough to show the world close up videos of her ass in leggings squatting.

Well Nina Dobrev, of Vampire Diaries fame…posted up some Asshole Sweat…it’s a fetish and really the third best asshole lube behind pussy juice and spit…and I guess your own cum…and olive oil…so maybe the fifth best asshole lube.

Think about that as you molest yourself to it.

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2018

19

Sep

Bar Refaeli Bikini of the Day

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The IDF just released this footage of their Mossad Agent who they sent to America before Gal Gadot, to penetrate the mainstream, while the mainstream penetrated her, and by mainstream I mean Leo DiCaprio..

She’s the most important, most famous model out of Israel…and she’s still making money off her money…without actually modeling anymore. Even though she’s only 33.

She’s the Victoria’s Secret girl who is no longer working with Victoria’s Secret, even though the other old washed up hags like Ambrosio and Lima are…they don’t know how to quit a good thing, while this Jewish entrepreneur realizes that she’s got enough money and can do better things than working a day a month for hundreds of thousands of dollars…

You’d think that based on her Jewishness alone, the easy money would have kept her in the mix…and maybe it’s why she’s going back to work…still looking good with those big tits now mom tits.

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2018

19

Sep

Rita Ora Hard Nipples of the Day

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Rita Ora’s hard nipples are the most important thing that Rita Ora can do for the people who follow her on social media and have no idea why the follow her on social media. She’s just one of those viral things that is both viral from having sex with dirtbag rich dudes who can help her with her career….and viral because those important people increased her profile, invited her to the right party….and who now exists.

It’s been a long time in the making, her celebrity, but the only thing she needs to be making, is bikini with hard nipples.

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2018

19

Sep

Victoria Justice Bikini of the Day

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People have a hard-on for Victoria Justice ….I just like that she was the lead character in a show that was named after her…but Ariana Grande the ex-boyfriend killer…is the one who actually made it in the world..so much so that they stage terrorist attacks at her fucking concerts…while all Victoria Justice gets is a bunch of you perverts jerking off to her bikini travel content.

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2018

19

Sep

Keri Russell’s Nipple Flash of the Day

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Keri Russell flashed her nipple at the Emmy Awards…because I guess Felicity is making a comeback and she’s doing it pretty naughty…making her fans that loved her when she was in her late 20s…who probably still have the DVD box set wrapped in their DVD collection next to their star wars toys pretty fucking excited…because they never gave up on her when the rest of us forgot about her and they knew that when they staged that fake wedding in their mom’s basement with a model they made of her out of semen and tissue paper…their commitment and love for her was eternal…through thickness and thinness, sickness and health…death do them part…

While the rest of us just see a 40 year old trying to hard, post pregnancy, to be hot…but in our defence we didn’t find her hot in her 20s…

But mom nipples at luxury events…ALRIGHT>

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2018

19

Sep

Possibly Brie Larson’s Hottest Nude Pics of the Day

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I don’t know if this is actually Brie Larson naked, but there was a time when Brie Larson was a third or fourth tier celebrity, you know on the z-list, working as an actor but totally not memorable as an actor….

Then she won the Oscar, got her name on the map, and is hired in all the Hollywood blockbuster superhero movies, which is where all the money is going into the movies, pushing technology and making international successes because the asian market, a huge market, fucking love them

We are not in the era of filmmakers making meaningful movies and watching Brie Larson become Captain Marvel, whatever that nerd shit is, has been pretty text book…

I never found her hot, but I guess she’s got awesome fucking tits…if these are actually her…which we’ll find out as soon as Disney’s lawyers hit us up to remove em.

Which they shouldn’t do, because after seeing her like this, if it is even her, she’s far more fucking interesting.

I call it the Jennifer Lawrence effect, where an average at best woman suddenly becomes hot to me cuz she’s got hot tits that I get to see in pics.

I mean this could really be anyone…

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2018

19

Sep

Isabelle Cornish Topless on Instagram

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Free the Nipple lives..

Her name is Isabelle Cornish. She’s an actor…from Australia. A land of criminals where the hot girls are drunken disasters who put out..because they like to have a lot of fun.

Her caption for the pic was:

“I don’t know if I can caption this photograph. If perfect was a real thing this would be my perfect place. Oh how I miss you.”

It should have been something like:

“The women’s body, my body, is worth celebrating, equality for all, stop sexualizing my nipple, but tell all your friends I posted it, cuz I want to generate as much buzz as I can and I don’t really care if you jerk off to it..that was kind of the point…but I’m a woman and can do what I want…I’m not a slut…even being a slut”…

Instagram has a selective some tits are ok, some tits aren’t ok, it’s porn or it’s not porn and I’ve learned this by flagging every single topless pic I see and none get deleted, yet my entire account has been deleted not showing tits…inconsistencies EVERYWHERE.

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2018

19

Sep

Susan Lucci in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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We live in a world where headlines include “Kylie Jenner Tries Cereal with Milk for the First Time”….

So seeing the media celebrate 71 year old Susan Lucci in a bathing suit is not that surprising, because the easiest people to manipulate with the media are the people who read the tabloids and who watch the soap operas because they are on disability and don’t have actual jobs…

I don’t see how saying “look at this hot plastic old as fuck lady in a bathing suit being empowered and a boss after 50 years of soap opera acting” is ok…

I thought people were supposed to hate skinny women and yell at them for giving into the patriarchy, and giving unrealistic body norms for the youth..

Where are the other 71 year old women throwing shade and side eye and hating on this bitch slutting out in her one piece at the aquafitness class.

Why is there this inconsistency on what is ok to say “look at that bod”…and what is “rape”…or bad for the fat people who are jealous…

Is it ok cuz she’s old? Clearly plastic surgeried like she always has been…but celebrated….

This is for Harper’s Bazaar. They need to figure out there stance and stick to it….an article strictly based on celebrating an old ladies physical looks…crazy in this era of inclusion…but the people are into it…confusing me even more.

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2018

19

Sep

Kendall Jenner Mirror Selfie of the Day

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One of the common instagram poses…the Mirror Selfie….was properly executed by Kendall Jenner recently…

There are only so many ways to whore out on the internet, the human species has limited capacity to find clever and original ways to whore out on the internet…and really why bother. If you have a system that works, that people understand, stick to it.

I assume this is Kendall trying to distract a shoot that her legal team made me remove…featuring her topless and riding a horse in a thong that they photoshopped out…badly….to make her look like she’s got a bald pussy…when really she was just wearing nude panties…or what I’d call skin color panties…which in and of itself makes for RACIST panties…