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Toronto Mayor Olivia Chow Cultural Appropriation of the Day

2018

Sep

Eniko Mihalik Modeling Shoes on the Instagram of the Day

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Eniko Mihalik is old…but she’s my kind of Hungarian model…cuz she’s busty and always shows off her Cold War, Iron Curtain, Built on Communist Values, Down with the USSR, Rationed Bread line, Fall of Communism, hard working, Sex Trade avoiding, but the fashion industry is really the sex trade in tits own right…tits…

I didn’t realize I follow her on instagram, because I follow 7500 whores on instagram, and I’d follow 7500 more whores on instagram if facebook didn’t censor the internet and force you to only follow 7500 people.

But I do…and last night she was showing off her shoes, something I figure you weirdos would be into…high heels for the stiletto fuckers out there…long legs cuz she’s a model…but none of her tits that made her career…because I guess she’s diverse and diversity is in.

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2018

Sep

Sara Underwood’s Youtube Porn of the Day

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Sara Underwood for Playboy doing Yoga, because you know when Playboy was dying off, before they decided to take out nudity from their magazine, in an attempt to re-class it up, and make it something people were into, whether they bought it for the articles or not…

They used their Playmates like Sara Underwood to teach the men who were into Playboy at the time, mainly fat white trash, how to do Yoga…in some cheesy erotica…which at the time was what Playboy was about.

It wasn’t interesting, it wasn’t educational, it wasn’t good..it was just cheesy naked chicks about to get cheesier….and they did…because Hef had all these gutter hookers pretending to be his girlfriends in his ear…white trash WWE looking bitches…not hot model bitches…the kind of girls anyone could buy for 500 dollars a week…seriously…

But the point is that the purpose of their Naked Sara Underwood Yoga is not to teach people to do Yoga…it’s to get people to jack the fuck off….

THAT SAID…it’s fetish videos…its intent fetish video…it’s existence fetish video.

Yet it has been up on YOUTUBE, with PLAYBOY branding and all, and Youtube has generated 150,000 views, which in Youtube Terms, they make about 5 dollars per 1000 views, so that’s about so 750 dollars – assuming the people didn’t dig for more videos…since the average time a user spends on Youtube is an hour – so bait them with this…and push them to other content and next thing you know…one person has watched 1000 videos…times 150…and boom lots of money…

YET this site by google standards is porn, and videos I post on Youtube that aren’t nude are considered porn and that alone…makes me angry….

The hypocrisy of these big businesses and what they think is porn or not porn makes me mad, while clearly NAKED Sara Underwood Sex Worker is porn….or NSFW….but Google hasn’t flagged it.

Maybe it’s because it is per-fake tits…..

That said:

Fuck you YOUTUBE / GOOGLE and all your controlling of the media like Zuckerberg.

WHO MADE YOU BOSS you oppressive fucks…

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2018

Sep

Hot Dance and Other Videos of the Day

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Woman Asian Driver

Insane ATV Crash

Flasher of the Day

Weird Knife Fight

Magic Trick Fail….

Man VS Pelican

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2018

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Someone asked me if I have ever seen a tit in person, because my content is all tit based, but really it’s got nothing to do with whether I’ve seen a tit, tits aren’t that hard to see, do you not realize how slutty women are and how dumb they are and how easy they are to trick onto your dick? Or pay to hop on your dick? Get it together people.

The reality is that it’s got everything to do with these people being celebrated doing totally uninteresting shit on a daily basis, and the only thing I can pull out of their self produced content is their tits…so that’s what I talk about…and when you’ve done 50,000 posts, most on tits, it gets pretty exhausting to come up with funny things to say about the tits, when the overwhelming feeling I have is anger at how lazy these women are…do better…inspire and influence…or show your butthole…forcing me to talk about tits reflects negatively on me…and doesn’t accurately represent my vision or words of wisdom for the world…

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2018

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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Things I find interesting right now….

Instagram sluts – tits out and half naked – with Bible Quotes as their bio and captions like “I don’t need a reason to post a bikini pic, the word slut doesn’t exist”…even though it does exist and you’re clearly one….

There’s likely a bible quote for that somewhere…isn’t there…

Other things I find interesting right now….

How insane and annoying everyone is….but not insane in a throwing feces on pedestrians while tripping out on drugs cuz you’re homeless kind of insane…you know the fun insane.. insane in a way that they do the things that everyone knows is fucking annoying and makes people who hate humans…all day everyday on social media….instead of just shutting the fuck up….

Except for the girls in short shorts, I’m talking Cameltoe pants, showing ass and tit…and cameltoe, which was self explanatory when I called it Cameltoe Pants….all of those people are doing everything right…keep it up.

It’s the people on both sides of the political world in the USA…fighting for their cause one status and post at a time.

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The Hero of the Emmys
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Weatherman in Deep Water – LOL
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Jessica Biel is Not Hot in her Dress at the Emmy Awards
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Ben Affleck Fails at Rehab
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People Ignore Warning – Get Towed
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Cockroach Removed from Ear
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Baggage Handler Stealing from Luggage
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One of the Most Important Titty Flashes
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2018

Sep

Carmen Electra Nude Old Lady Shoot of the Day

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Carmen Electra doesn’t realize that there comes in time in every farmer’s life where he has to take his old cow, or sow, or mare out back and put a bullet through her fucking head because she is no longer of use to him as she’s not producing and just wasting resources…

HE DOES THIS even if he still loves the beast and likes to pet her and take her to pasture to graze….or even visit her late night when his farmer’s wife is sleeping…to fuck the shit out of it….remembering her younger and hotter version….

But thanks to modern science…Kardashian shit…they can make these bitches last longer than ever and the good news is that she’s still got a great body despite being old…her face terrifying….but still better than most elderly ladies…and this keeping the sex worker sex working….

I guess she is Carmen Electra and that alone makes this post matter….she’s a legend…and any legend getting naked like old times even if it’s gross is good….

What isn’t good is that she censored the pics, if you’re gonna get naked, don’t censor the fucking pics…..

Weird time to be alive….

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2018

Sep

Jennifer Lopez Bikini of the Day

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RACY….J.Lo….has got all fucking out of control with her erotica posted to the social media for her fans to jerk off to.

Tits out at 50 years old. Half naked at 50 years old. Doing it to inspire other women that they can be fierce at 50 if they are worth 100s of millions of dollars and can afford a staff to keep them in shape and on the right diet with the right amount of sleep….or maybe it’s to let the other 50 year olds know that she’s better than them, hotter than them, and it’s her ego that got her to J.Lo status…just manifesting in different levels of “look at me I’m amazing”….

I never found J.Lo hot, but I do find it interesting how she likes to focus on her tits more than her ass that made her relevant in the 90s…maybe the ass is depleted and tired…saggy and depressing and the tits are new and exciting…I don’t have the answers.

I just know that she’s pandering because that’s what she does, to the hispanic market who look at her as a beacon of hope…to the whites who hope to hire a maid or capture an illegal like her, and the blacks who like her caramel skin…while the Asians and Indians (dot not feather) are too busy computer programming and making sex dolls to notice….

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2018

Sep

Angela Simmons Instagram Thot of the Day

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We live in a world where this kind of behavior is the norm….

It’s like if you’re a rich girl, a successful woman, a up and coming girl, a girl with a dream, you can all collectively do the same thing to draw attention to yourself…post slutty pics on instagram.

You can embrace them, you can own it, you can call yourself a slut to reclaim the word like her rap god family members did with the word NIGGA, or you can intellectualize what you do, call it art, or activism.

Whatever it is you choose….same effect or result for the end user to do as many cum tributes as they can in a given day before they balls dry up.

So here’s Rev Run from Run DMN’s daughter…doing it for God…or for her uncle Russell Simmons who likes half naked girls.

Good work! Trust funds don’t get in the way of sex work…

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2018

Sep

Alyssa Milano Doesn’t Have Nipples of the Day

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Alyssa Milano was at some Gay and Lesbian event because they are into her and she’s into them….and she brought out her old lady fat mom tits – that were once young tits on Who’s the Boss you jerked off to…the teen dream…famous at a young age for the perverts to stay into her forever.

The interesting thing about this, beyond her still mattering, still having fans, still existing, still going to events, still having followers….is that she’s got no fucking nipples.

She probably got them lasered off when she was a hairy armed person who unlike Sarah Hyland who embraces her hairy…..she got rid of it….weak woman giving into the patriarchy’s unrealistic body image of a woman…weak….and nippless….and hairless…unlike every single Italian woman before her…who you can sheer and turn into a Marino Sweater.

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2018

Sep

Lili Reinhart Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Lili Reinhart plays Betty on the Archie inspired TV show that fucking sucks called Riverdale..

It’s one of those things that has just gone viral and that people are excited about, because their lives are pathetic enough to hope for Wednesday to come around the bend sooner than later to catch up on weak writing stupidity.

She’s a fat girl, chubby girl, which I guess is “normal sized girl” nowadays that everyone is fat…and like we’ve learned with all the fat girls we’ve fucked at 3 am after last call…fat girls can often times have fat tits…and when fat girls are squeezed into a corset like we’re at some Burlesque show fat girls with Bangs seem to love….the tits can look semi hot since there’s no gut in the way…

Well…here’s Lili Reinhart…Betty on Archie…now famous..dong her best fat girl titty push up..before she gets too old, too fat, and them fuckers sag sick and disgustingly down to her panty line…

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