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Charli XCX Tits and No Pants with Some Cake and Latch-On Friends of the Day

Christina Aguilera Big Old Lady Tits of the Day

TikTok Star Addison Rae and her Friends Wear Short Shorts to Charli XCX’s Birthday of the Day

The Paparazi Don’t Get a Shot of Elizabeth Olsen’s Ass in Leggings of the Day

2018

Aug

Kristen Cavallari Nipple Slip of the Day

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If a reality star from 10 years ago, who ultimately doesn’t matter, pulls out her tit, and everyone can see the nipple that she has used to feed multiple children, does she make a sound.

The answer is yes…

I’m more into reality stars realizing that they are useless and feeling depressed when they realize they are useless, so they turn to sex tapes.

You know fame addicted, ready to be used after being used by MTV….

But I guess Cavallari is different, because she’s always had a little ego about her. She didn’t go onto do the Hills after Laguna Beach because she thought she was going to be famous as an actor, or doing something beyond Laguna Beach….only to return to the Hills their final season after all the other cast members got rich as fuck doing the far more popular spinoff show….

Desperation comes in all forms….

The good news for her is that she was able to use her “celebrity” to get herself a rich athlete to pay for her luxury life…who needs to make your own money making a fool of yourself on MTV when you can fuck some wallets…based on the access you have…

The good news for you is that she’s pulled her tit out in public like a feminist who knows that Much Music Canada, may be a bootleg event, but that she’s there none the less, and there are paparazzi around and her tits will be seen….THE TITS MUST BE SEEN…so see the tits.

It’s better than the old battered horse face.

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2018

Aug

Britney Spears Hot in Concert of the Day

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Britney Spears using her UK accent in a slutty little outfit has made the news….

People are blaming her bi-polar disorder….

No one is giving her praise for her acting abilities, maybe tarnished by Crossroads, you know never able to outlive that garbage…

Because everyone is a fucking bully…

I mean it could be her mental disorder, she is a dancing monkey after all, highly medicated and crazy…where she just picks up on things around her and it is her way of drawing attention to herself to have her freed from captivity…

But no one is giving her props on the accent, saying it’s better than some hollywood actors, because she’s Britney Bitch, and by default a bigger star than fucking anyone…

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2018

Aug

January Jones Straight Whoring of the Day

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The most interesting thing about January Jones is that out of the 7500 people I follow on Instagram, who are all fucking sluts who get half naked, or pugs….

Only 8 of them follow January Jones….despite her having over 600,000 followers…

Which means one of two things, one, that her followers and the people I follow don’t have much cross over, and that there are levels to instagram beyond just nude sluts…like food, like travel, like moms, like memes, and the nude sluts I think the entire feed is…is just a slice of that business…like black twitter still runs twitter, but then again so does Trump….

Point being….despite none of the sluts I follow, who probably control who they follow, so they don’t look thirsty and give the illusion of ratio in favor of their popularity….following January Jones…

January Jones still manages to put out half naked slut content of herself, old pics, new pics, just look at her tits pics…

I assume this is how she got knocked up and became a single mother…coded to fuck with her big tits out because it hels her get ahead…

I mean that and the fact that baby daddy had money and was willing to pay her off, you know security in the unstable world of acting…

Unless she genuinely doesn’t know who her baby daddy is, because she takes on that much dick.

I do not have the answers…or really care….but you’d think I did care after walking through these half naked pics with you this Tuesday morning…

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2018

Aug

Migrants on the BEach and Other Videos of the Day

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Dude Fighting McDonald’s Over Lack of Toilet Paper….

Monster Tits at the 7-Eleven

Peeing in a Cars Front Seat

Thong Man Jerking Off

Man Gets Pussy Whipped

Panty Vendor of the Day

67 KG of Coke in Pineapples

Sucking Tit in the Cinema

Police Chase of the Day

Dude Can’t Handle the Beer Bike….

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2018

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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A guy with Aids asked me for change to get him to an aids hospice….because I guess they charge you to go to an Aids hospice…I thought he was just an exploitative panhandler using AIDS as a tool to get me to feel sympathy…and not disgust and fear that he may have a needle filled with his blood to stab me with….I’m old school and view AIDS as a death sentence…

So I asked him to prove to me that he had AIDS…because extended the conversation with an AIDS dude is really what I want out of life..you know…and not to instinctively run….

So he raped me…Now I must wait 8 weeks to see if that fucker was lying.

The nice thing about having my own site is that I can say rape and I don’t get banned from it.

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Matt Lauer is Coming Back to TV
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The Dissolving Bathing Suit Prank
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Lingerie for Men is a Thing
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Someone May Be Trying to Kill Kris Jenner – But They Aren’t Doing a Good Job ABout It
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Lucy Hale Cameltoe
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One Concept in 5 Levels of Difficulty
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Sofia Richie VS Kourtney Kardashian – BIKINI
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System of a Down by an Orchestra
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Magic For Humans – Guy Thinks He’s Invisible
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Cardi B – Finger Banged….
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Britney Spears British….
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The Don’t Laugh Newsroom Challenge
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Nice – Scientists can Recreate Dinosaurs..
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9 Year Old Kills Himself After Coming Out – Why is this Even a Thing? At 9? Fucking Internet….I don’t buy it…I bet the parents Killed Him….
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Pussy Flash of the Day
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2018

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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My Tumblr got deleted, because I am a teen girl looking for predators to give me money with my nudes, I had a fucking tumblr….

I like to think it is because since the beginning of the internet, my opinions have been offensive to pussies, and pussies complain and get me deleted off shit, yet I can go onto tumblr and find the most hardcore porn, which is cool….but my nonsense is seen as a threat to their terms and conditions…

Which I find funny, because I barely exist, I only had a few hundred followers because that’s how irrelvant I am…I was just pushing content from the site there automated…but I still got deleted, but the incest, rape fetish, shitting fetish…pretty much everything on TUMBLR….that gets them views and that keeps them relevant…

Unlike people with actual followers, I can’t protest it, I just have to accept it, and figure that I got complaints from some super fan of some celebrity…or the paparazzi since I don’t have the rights to their images….WHO KNOWS…but I am gone..

Totally mistreated….while the Cum Tributes, Bondage, Beastiality, Probably some underage shit, all available on Tumblr…but not DrunkenStepfather…we are banned…

The nice thing is that Every singe social media and message board I have been on, I have been deleted off of at least once….so at least I am consistent…

I don’t go out of my way to troll, or leave hilarious comments on people’s content like I used to, which is why I used to get deleted….

I like to think that if had gone mainstream, I would be allowed to joke around on the internet, but I can’t got mainstream because I am blocked everywhere, and also because I have no talent…I am not compelling…and popular opinion doesn’t really matter…except when it comes to me wanting a private jet….

I will not get a private jet…or even an uber really….maybe a used bike for 20 bucks…but the obesity from writing a blog for 14 years prevents me from being able to ride it….foot amputations/diabetes, you know what I mean….

What I am trying to say is that I have always known the internet is a hypocrite, but I haven’t quite figured out why I am at the wrong table, like why can’t I be the account that they keep around, and all these other fucking assholes are the deleted…

I don’t know…but I hear drinking is bad for you…something that I feel my body has been telling me for a long fucking time….but I’m more into the slowing dying…like a cowboy…the way men were originally coded to be…before the hormones in the food got them all low testosteroned bitches…

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Cardi B Getting Fingered on Social Media
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Goth Slut and her Terrifying Tongue Tricks
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Mel B in Rehab for Sex Addiction
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Ferne McCann in a Bikini
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Megan Fox – Old Expired Trash in Lingerie
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Pete Davidson on Always Been Hard for Ariana Grande
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Woman REfuses to Give Seat to a Disabled Dude
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Girl Walks 10 Hours in Hollywood as a Hooker
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Britney Spears – Hot and Has a British Accent
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Madison Beer in a Tiny Top
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Low Digit License Plate Sells for A lot
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BK Blowjob AD
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Russan Car Transport
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Kourtney Kardashian – Bikini
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Lucy Hale Cameltoe
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John Goodman was Depressed After Roseanne was Cancelled
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Instagram Slut of the DAy
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Karlie Kloss is Still Friends with Taylor Swift….She Went to her Concert…
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Lady Gaga – Old Drag Queen Photoshoot
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Erratic Fish
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Smart Car Escapes Cage
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Ireland Baldwin Soccer Mom TIts…
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Rita Ora – Slut on Stage
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Madison Beer Slut in Canada
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Hailee Steinfeld Slut on Stage
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Kristin Cavallari Slut in Canada
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Dua Lipa Slut on Stage
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Lea Michele Fat Ass Must be Faking a Tranny Pregnancy
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Liz Olsen is in Slut Shorts
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Lara Flynn Boyle is Old
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Demi Rose – Whore ina Bikini
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Mel B – Sex Addict in Whitee
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Ambrosio in Slut Shorts
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Meet And Fuck
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day – by Me
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Rosie Sky – Hot Fucking Amateur
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When Incest Porn Goes Too Far….Daughter and Mother Should Never Be THIS CLOSE….
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Perfect Tits in a Seductive Bra Lift / Bounce
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Look – It’s a Mega Clit
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2 Girls Share a Bed
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A Compilation of Nudists
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I don’t Know if this is Human
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Cam Girl with Huge Tit Fakes a Seizure for a Donation
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Compilation of Hand Bras
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A Naked Redhead with Hot Tits
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Greek Slut of the Day
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Isabella – Naked on the Balcony
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Naked Amateur
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Hot Reddit Amateurs…
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Some Big Titties on an Old Whore
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Hot Reddit Amateurs…
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A Compilation of Showers
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Her Name is Sea Rose and She’s Naked and Wet
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Terrible Breast Feeding Fetish
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Naughty Nurse Masturbating During Operation…
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Heroin Withdrawal – The Video
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2018

Aug

Cardi B Fingered on Social Media of the Day

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What I have learned about the internet in the last 24 years of being on the internet – is that it is one giant porn site and you’re all participants in that porn.

The strategy one must take to win at the internet is to not get deleted for posting that porn, or create your own vehicle to share that porn, or be one of the people who isn’t viewed as pornography….whether it’s because you’re famous, or have a following, or are socially accepted as porn…or a feminist or whatever…..or whether you’re a Facebook/ Instagram, Tumblr, Google, Reddit and all the other user generated content sites like GFYCat or IMGUR, that are all hosting volumes and volumes of fucking porn…but for some reason are considered safe for work and generate tons of fucking ad revenue…not being shunned by the industry…

While I can’t close a fucking ad deal with anyone safe for work and all my social accounts get deleted as Cardi B gets fucking finger blasted for her fans to jerk off to …and it’s ok…cuz it’s black twitter….

Who fucking knows…but I know that I am a victim in all this…oppressed by the system….While all these other fuckers keep winning.

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2018

Aug

Alexandra Stan Nipples of the Day

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Alexandra Stan is some 29 year old Romanian who made some pop songs a few years ago that were very fucking hype, famous, hot, popular….

She was also beat up by her manager for being out of line, as these things happen to gyspies…

And now she’s out doing photoshoots with her nipples out, which isn’t quite as euro as I’d want a beach day to be, you know I prefer full fucking tit exposed if we’re dealing with europeans in europe…it’s really just customary, their way, how it’s done….

A shirt covered nipples, offensive because clothed, is still a nipple…I choose to see past the cover and that’s what matters…you know…how accepting I am of nipples in all varieties….I am so inclusive, a patron of Diversity…..

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2018

Aug

Halsey Bra of the Day

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Here’s a friendly reminder that Halsey identifies as being black…

And despite being white as fuck, her dad was black, and thus she is black, and with that understands the struggles of black people, having to put on white voices during phone job interviews, and having to really go above and beyond any white person to get to the level they strive to be….

So living her life in “White Face”….undetectably black and thus unable to really identify as black – whether she is black or not…she’s an egotistical piece of garbage that likes to draw attention to herself and likes to “exists” or “milk” the level of celebrity she has from being the vocals on some EDM track….so she wants the world to know her entitled struggles…

She’s in bra, she looks white to me, and anytime she cries about the indignities towards black people she experiences first hand…like how hotel shampoo doesn’t work with her african american hair type…yet it is labeled “for all hair types”…in the dumbest plight or struggle any black person has had to deal with…some first world fucking problems….I’ll remember she’s just a DJ whore who sucked the right dick and you can be any color, race, cree, ethnicity, country of origin for that.

Here is her upskirt

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2018

Aug

Jennifer Lopez Fitness Erotica of the Day

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I wonder if Jennifer Lopez’s fat thighs rubbing together can be considered Fitness….or erotica….just because she’s in a fitness outfit like pretty much every mom aged woman who doesn’t have a day job on any given day of the week.

Everyone and their fucking fitness gear….

I wonder if Jennifer Lopez’s fat thighs rubbing together are a product of fitness, you know all those cross fit girls, who claim to be girls, but who are clearly men, have those legs rubbing together from their back squat, front squat, all squats…..while other women who have legs rub together, that they need to talc cuz otherwise they get heat rash, carpet burn, chaffing…..before they go to Disney, the mall or to another fast food joint….are just fat chicks…

So hard to tall whether J.Lo is a fat chick, or a fit chick, or a bit of both, but we do know she only exists because she carries her weight in her ass, that’s how we know her as Jenny from the Block people….without that fat ass…she’d just be working as a stripper, cuz you know girl likes being on stage…she just happened to luck out at what stage she ended up on…