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2018

Aug

Lily Rose Depp Tits of the Day

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I am a big fan of Lily Rose Depp …and her low level half nakedness that she’s been posting the last little while because she’s European…but also because she’s like all young people…sexualizing herself to get attention and pretending it is feminism and empowerment….having an easier time of it because her dad is an A-Lister….

So while he’s out Winning Against Former Lawyer as Judge Rejects Unwritten Contract!! or Shopping his Notorious B.I.G. movie to other studios because everyone seems to hate Johnny Depp and have no loyalty to him now that he’s out as a crazy wife beater even if he wife was the kind of wife you’re allowed to beat for being a gutter whore…..

She’s out in her underwear…to help raise some money to pay off some of her dad’s debts maybe…

I am a firm believer that the family you are born into is enough reason for you to win at life and make money…even when you’re a Kardashian or a Hadid…it’s like what else were the kids to do….why bother…when idiots are throwing money at them…

I am just glad that this one looks good doing whatever clickbait she’s trying to do….because it makes her more likeable…even if all young people are fucking retards.

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2018

Aug

Bella Hadid Topless for Fashion of the Day

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Bella Hadid will not stop the clickbait…

When you’re the ugly one in the family and you’ve finally tricked the world thanks to marketing…you do what you can to maintain…to keep thins rolling…because your sister has backed off and finally given you the runway to run with….

So you just post nude on your social media…

It’s a good tactic to distract from her troll looking face.

I am not a fan of her, and not because she’s an Arab, that would be racist, if anything I like that she’s an Arab knowing that they will possibly honor kill her for humiliating their people…not that it will happen, because she’s rich and rich people get away with everything..

I just find her ugly.

I am a fan of anyone getting naked for no reason other than to be naked though….I am a simplistic owner of a penis like that.

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2018

Aug

Bella Thorne Hairy Pits and Pussy Print of the Day

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Bella Thorne is a feminist…or someone who plays a feminist because she was raped and sexually assaulted and knows what being sexualized is all about…and that is to be spun into a feminist initiative..

Not to mention her mom sold her out to those executives…so it’s been ingrained in her mind since she was a child star, before being the adult version of a child star, which statistically is always a certain level of crazy…

So in being a feminist who sexualizes yourself, you must grow out the armpit hair, to be trendy and to fight toxic masculinity, otherwise people will just think you’re being shameless…

Trying to get to where they are trying to go in running mainstream raver frat boy garbage…that makes them a lot of money by getting naked….because it converts better.

I appreciate it. If only thty taught this in business school.

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2018

Aug

Elsa Hosk Nude for Fashion of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is nude all the fucking time, it’s what makes her so interesting and famous in the later years of her Swedish Basketball playing career as a Victoria’s Secret model that they cultivated as the naked and slutty version of Candice Swanepoel.

We’ve been seeing her naked since before we even knew she was a Victoria’s Secret model they are clever in their marketing of whores….they have a system in place that has been 30 years in the making…they take their whores and make them high end and expensive, even famous, all while they should be low level naked for attention whores….

If only pimps understood the basic tools they utilize…street whores would get paid way fucking more than they do…but then again…who wants that…we need to be able to afford to have sex you know. Not all of us are those kinds of dudes who can get laid from being rich and good looking, but rather the kind who can get their dick sucked for 50 bucks, if we collect enough cans to get that 50 bucks…

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2018

Aug

Kourtney Kardashian Degenerate Erotica of the Day

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There comes a time in every barn yard animals life when they need to be taken out to pasture and shot…

You know used to make soap, or to feed the other farm animals, or really to just put it out of its misery.

The problem with Social Media is that it gives these people a lifeline that is far too long for their own good.

What would have been the media deciding that after 10 years of Kardashian the world has had enough, allowing them all to die off and be forgotten like normal 40 year old women too old to be inspiring to 18 year olds….is now drag it fucking out because it still makes the family money.

They were lucky, timing was right, it all worked out for them…

But there’s a level of embarrassing – when the sister who wasn’t even known for being a whore…is posing like a whore for her fans who respond positively to it…instead of saying “get back to being a mom you rich cunt”….

The whole thing so ugly, so gross, but thank god the Plastic Surgeons exist to make them look like gutter porn chicks rather than like their actual age…because if we’re forced to look at dog shit, it best be the best that dog shit can look, you know moulded into some statue or a bust or a pocket pussy of the nicest pussy ready to be fucked….

Garbage. Rich fucking Garbage. That will never go away, at least not until some other app takes out instagram.

Kourtney Kardashian Big Fake Tits and Ass in A Bikini Getting Wet

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2018

Aug

Lana Del Rey Bikini Body of the Day

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Rich kid Lana Del Rey has never been hot…she has always been dumpy…but her music, that I guess she didn’t even really produce, becausse prior to being Lana Del Rey she was trying to be a famous singer and failing because she couldn’t sing, but thanks to her billionaire dad, they were able to hire the right guy for the job, who ended up creating a whole fucking movement that she was the leader of, and that she probably realizes she can’t really recreate as it was just good timing.

I am not going to discount her music, I am not a musician and I don’t know what is good or bad, but I do know there was something interesting in what she was doing considering it was pop and pop is usually just straight up shit or hip hop for white people…

I will just focus on what I know and that is that her bikini body is better suited for a Burkini…thick thighs and cankles on skin so white she’s invisible…it’s gross…But at least she’s aware…that’s probably why she’s got the shirt on….we should thank her for that.

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2018

Aug

Nina Dobrev Fitness Erotica of the Day

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I like to think of this site as nothing more than a jerk off site, a fetish site for people into famous girls being whores, and a place where I can take out my sexual frustration and failures on these people who seemingly win.

Sometimes I say it’s a comedy site, you know in a just jokin’ around…kind of way…

But I never really report news, or anything relevant, sure the nudes and the slutty behavior is the latest they are up todo and thus I am news in some right….but ultimately….I’m just reposting slutty behavior for everyone to jerk off to.

So whether it’s of this Eastern European Nina Dobrev from Vampire Diaries, who came to North America via Canadian Immigration laws….that allowed her to get work in Canada that she could parlay into work in the USA on TV….or really any slut that has some level of celebrity…I’ll post it…

From bikinis, to fitness fetishes of girls who should have been sex workers….but who are now realizing that fitness is a good way to do social media porno without being obvious porno…or obviously shameless…just slow and steady deep squats….

We’ve got it all…the one stop shop no one stops to shop at….but check out this bitch hump the fucking air like it was a producer offering her a movie roll so that she didn’t have to turn to social media to make her passive income…directly selling to her fans!

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2018

Aug

Stella Maxwell Tits Out of the Day

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Stella Maxwell had her tits out…like any good lesbian feminist trying to fight the toxic masculinity and the misogyny of the world…by deciding to be a straight up lesbian who only fucks a-list women like Kristen Stewart or Miley Cyrus to get ahead or at least to increase her profile…rather than fucking actual cock to get ahead, that’s so slutty and gross…and against her mission to prove that she didn’t fuck her way to get where she is…she’s there from sheer talent and tits…because she’s made her life as a half naked underwear model regardless of what gender she fucks…it’s content for men to jerk off to not for women to be inspired to buy lingerie….which means in her own right, she’s a softcore pornstar getting ahead due to toxic masculinity and our love for hot chicks.

What I am getting at is that everyone is full of shit.

They are all just cunts trying to get rich and famous and they do it by being half naked and fucking the famous…impressive.

Stella Maxwell Slutty Tits Out for Love and Lemons

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2018

Aug

Bar Refaeli Spreads Her Legs of the Day

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Bar Refaeli coming at you straight from the Israel / Palestine conflict….with some straight up unbiased reporting on the subject…because as an Israeli…everything she does in unbiased…they are the Switzerland of the middle east you know…

I have forgotten that she exists….but this slutty outfit allows me to remember…

Her big tits that she was known for….and for her vagina being tainted by Leo DiCaprio’s seed back when she was in her younger and hotter and more relevant model years, back when he still fucked women before going full homo….before she decided to move back to her hometown of Tel Aviv in Israel, where she found the richest guy she could, to have the best life she could have, getting married and breeding not once, but twice….out of the limelight….still in her hometown…near her family and the birth place of Jesus Christ….

Apparently, that gets boring and as a bitch ages, she needs to remind you all she’s still around and this is a good way to do it.

Bar Rafaeli…comeback tour….maybe she’s getting ready for a divorce or something…out there looking for attention or an ego boost…because being married housewives is boring or maybe she’s still super famous and I just forgot she existed because I follow too many no name sluts on social media that people like Bar Refaeli get lost in the mix….

All this to say, I will never forget when the celebrity cellphone leak happened and this one had a leaked pic of her spread ass…brilliant…totally jerk-off-able…cuz the anus is the gateway to a woman’s soul….

Here she is working out…

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2018

Aug

Victoria’s Secret Naked Models of the Day

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Victoria’s Secret tries to be high brow, or high end, or maybe strategically try to do anything to perpetuate their “brand” being more than low hanging fruit and their campaigns being more than smut for perverts that still use hot chicks in an era where ugly chicks get to be models too.

It’s the era of inclusivity, but VS is still trying to be exclusive, and I’ll support that knowing that there will be a day when all models are fat ugly trolls and the hot models will be shunned and forgotten.

I don’t know why a panty brand, that is a billion dollar a year brand, and really just manufactures panties overseas for dirt cheap and resells it to mall shopping idiots, would have an “art” book…but i guess it’s like every pervert on social media…they do it for the tits…

Any excuse to get a bitch naked, and art is the best excuse…make them feel they are part of something more than being a promo model….and here’s that art! It’s black and white…I mean how could it not be art…

Basic clickbait wearing a disguise so no one knows it…

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