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2018

Aug

Madison Grace Reed Bikini Erotica of the Day

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Madison Grace Reed is trying to spin her story that she’s the first and youngest “INDEPENDENT” recording artist to make it onto the radio and I guess people are believing it because of fake news…

But last I checked, which was never, but I remember hearing she was signed to Beiber’s label after being found on Youtube after her mother had whored her and her big tits on her small frame out, and acted like they were fucking Beyonce before they ever recorded more than some cover songs because youtube pays well and when you’re trash..making 100k a month, or 50k a month off Youtube makes you think you are important…..

If that’s independent….there you go…

Not that any of that matters, it is more about her being a young slut who is out there getting noticed from every angle….in bikini, tits out.

Here are her nipples in concert…

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2018

Aug

Dakota Johnson Fucks the Floor for New Movie of the Day

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Dakota Johnson is fucking the floor in 50 Shades of Grey the unrelated movie with a different character but the only reason you know Dakota is 50 Shades and that’s pretty much going to follow her around for her life..like her dad’s coke habit follows him…

She’s the spawn of Melanie Griffith, some other Hollywood rich kid with a famous Hitchcock cocktease, and Don Johnson….her pre Banderas slut years…and it’s amazing that Dakota wasn’t born with herpes all over her head…

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Here is the movie trailer

Fuck this spoiled brat, third generation slut…like she fucks the floor.

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2018

Aug

Bebe Rexha is a Big Wet Girl of the Day

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So an Anna Rexha is a hot skinny bitch….and a Bebe Rexha is the opposite?

We live in a world where the Bebe Rexhas get treated hot like the Anna Rexhas before them, because of inclusion or some shit…..

I remember a time when the Bebe Rexhas had to sit on the sidelines when the Anna Rexhas got all the male attention and opportunities. When they would do the vocals on albums for the Anna’s to lip sync and perform to….

They were not the half naked ass shaking bathing suit wearing types.

But times have changed and celebrity comes to all levels of fatness…all weight on the scales…in fairness

Luckily the world is acclimatized to fatness and see this as “not too fat”…compared to the fat they’ve been buried under in their California king sized bed thanks to fast food and junk food and Walmart living.

So people like Bebe Rexha can exist.

Here she is shaking her ass

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2018

Aug

Rebecca Black Big Tits Small Swimsuit of the Day

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Rebecca Black, who is only 21, has a big set of tits, as these young people do…thanks hormones in the food and watching porn at a young age to accelerate the estrogen juices…

The interesting thing about her is that some older dude, likely a predator, get involved with her in 2011 to create the viral song Friday that to this day people I fucking hate who work as corporate slaves quote around the watercooler in their offices they sold their souls and dreams to…

But I wonder if they realize that they are referencing a 14 year old girl’s song, or if they are like you, and jerking off to the video every Friday like clockwork the last 7 years, do you realize she’s just a fucking kid….

Now I know that with the porno era, these kids have likely fucked more people than you and had more orgies and gangbangs than you by age 11…but they are still fucking kids…

I assume there’s a predator story in here somewhere, how does a 14 year old became a viral hit…I mean Usher Fucked Bieber and all that pedo shit to create that empire…what went on with Rebecca Black…and more interestingly…how does that one viral song carry a girl’s celebrity for 7 years…become one meme…and last forever thanks to recurring income from YOUTUBE…good deal..

Big tits.

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2018

Aug

Cara Delevingne Tits Out in Bikini of the Day

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Lesbian clickbait “it” girl from a few years ago who I guess is now more “that” girl of who gives the fuck anymore, her hustle has weakened and her stronghold on the industry as relevant and compelling faded as these things happen, has figured out a solid tactic, possibly from her lesbian model friend Stella Maxwell, who is for the record far hotter than her, because she knew to disconnect the hipster annoying angle, and go promo model tits out , the world will accept you more seriously that way…encouraging this rich garbage from the UK making it in America with her silly tattoos and pile of money she’s made having gone viral…to do what matters…and thats not fuck Michelle Rodriguez’s dick again….or Paris Jackson….or Ashley Benson..it’s pulling out the tits….cuz women and men alike seem to like tits….it’s the basis of everyone who matters getting famous…sucks for all those tiny tits out there…gotta get on the pill or breast implant themselves…putting that cancer causing plastic up inside them got vanity…

I guess what I am trying to say is who cares about this trash…why am I even posting it…seriously…

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2018

Aug

Marta Gromova Naked Russian Model of the Day

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Marta Gromova is a naked oiled up russian instagram thot.

I don’t like hookers who don’t admit they are hookers.

I am fine with hookers as a concept, in fact it makes perfect fucking sense. It’s capitalism, you know girls don’t want to really work, dude’s don’t want to really court and seduce or try to court and seduce a girl who probably wouldn’t bang them anyway, cuz they are too busy fucking dudes with money, so it’s easier to just play ball…

But I am not fine with hookers, pretending they are legitmate models or actresses….or whatever….totally lying to themselves and often times believing it…cuz if you’re a hooker…you’re a fucking hooker…deal with..

Marta Gromova Russian Model Tits and Pussy Oiled Up

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2018

Aug

Margot Robbie Tits for Chanel of the Day

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It’s interesting, I mean barely interesting, that some slutty girl from Australia manages to take over Hollywood, all for being the set of tits in Wolf of Wall Street…..some deal with the devil role that has got her cast in tons of fucking movies, paid huge amounts of money, and even getting at least one Oscar nomination….all while just being some slutty girl from Australia.

It makes no fucking sense to me, but I guess she gets to sit at the “right” table….and now is an “A Lister”….because agents and producers need “A Listers” that they can use to get bigger payouts for everyone by commanding stupid prices…and she’s just a pawn in their system.

This is her for Chanel..getting paid so much fucking money to post up some cleavage that the nerds who buy into the Margot Robbie lie celebrate….and jerk off to….

I am sure this was a 250,000 dollar post as part of a 3-5 million dollar deal…and here we are reposting it like it is news…I hate the way the media manipulates us like this with their fake news and unimportant shit…that all stems from tits…that’s all this is about…tits.

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2018

Aug

Rosario Dawson Autoerotic Asphyxiation of the Day

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Here’s some Rosario Dawson autoerotic asphyxiating herself like she was Anthony Bourdain or Kate Spade, only less successful…because she’s Rosario Dawson, and by default a lazy hispanic woman from some squat her parents squatted in because they too were lazy.

Sure she had some luck, was found loitering and then cast by Harmony Korine for Kids, thanks to her big tits and willingness to show them off while being underage…typical sex worker….

That opened doors and allowed her to live this Hollywood life, but it’s just a matter of chosing the right door to take, rather than her being destined to this.

There’s a homeless kid outside my house who I’ve seen around for 20 years, when he wasn’t homeless….he was just chatty and became friends with homeless people at 16 or 17….creating his network with homeless people…getting him this amazing homeless life….he could have just as easily befriended nerds and got into coding and created some fucking social network….instead life took him one way, without him designing it to go that way.

I’m pretty sure Rosario Dawson and her big tits is just a similar series of events, fucking the right guy with the big tits, because her acting is nothing interesting, and she’s definitely not hot at 40…

So maybe she should tighten that bag up a little bit…and make a real move that makes a real difference in her life…or just go back to showing her tits….

But then again, I am aware there’s a fetish in this for you fucking weirdos.

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2018

Aug

Edita Vilkeviciute Nude Photoshoot of the Day

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Edita Vilkeviciute must be old by now, I feel like we’ve seen her masculine features offset by her huge tits for a really long time at this point, but like all women, they aren’t giving up, even if they have a handful of kids, they come back at us like they never left, like they never turned 30, and the whole thing is fucking weird.

I remember a time when a woman’s career as a sex worker in the prime hours of the stripclub ended at 30….maybe 32 if she was lucky…while the majority of sex workers got put on the day shift or management position or became a bar tender…because the tits and ass weren’t as perky and taut…

YET here these bitches are, totally neglecting natural selection and the way things are designed to be, and paving their own empowered way…competing with the young coming up, with more budget and connections, all to stay posing nude.

It’s weird fucking times.

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2018

Aug

Shenae Grimes Topless and Pregnant of the Day

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The world has forgotten about Shenae Grimes because she wasn’t that compelling even when she was famous on the new 90210 with the McCord sisters…

It was a bootleg shot, for bootleg people, who will forever remain bootleg….

The only interesting thing about her is that she’s come out of the woodwork and produced some pregnancy photos that are boring, yet slutty, if you’re into pregnancy erotica..you know she’s diving deep into the dark fetishes….doing anything she can to stay around or relevant….It’s like doing comicon the smut version….

She is from Toronto, was on Degrassi, high school students in real life with Drake, maybe she sucked his dick…

I don’t know if she’s back in Toronto, tail between her legs because Hollywood hasn’t given her more chances.

I just know I haven’t seen this name ever….and it’s funny to reminisce knowing she thought she was a huge fucking deal at her peak….and based on the baby crawling inside her like a parasite….all down hill from here.

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