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2018

Sep

Mariah Carey Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Mariah Carey Got Them Titties…because that’s what Mariah Carey’s got going for her…Titties. I mean that and the voice of an angel, celebrated by the masses as the Diva she is, who loves glitter and shiny things, and who has mental illness and is fucking crazy, but most importantly, who got her career by fucking a much older, rich, record exec so hard he married her…creating this…

Because maybe the #MeToo movement is responsible for so many things you love in the world. So many performances, so many advances in history whether it’s science, technology or whatever the girl who fucked her boss and controlled him enough to get to a position where she could make a power move was….

Maybe it’s just the way it’s supposed to be. You know women have been using their tits to get ahead for centuries…just like Mariah Carey right here – right now – she’s not the only one at this rodeo….You all do it.

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2018

Sep

Bella Hadid is Braless Again of the Day

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The Bella Hadid monster and her fake tits are out there playing make-belief, that is now reality, because things workout for rich people, and anything can happen for rich people, and here she is being a rich person…living that life of Luxury, contributing nothing to society but getting paid like she matters, because apparently the people like her and she matters…

In other Hadid family news, they were cast for a very offensive video in VOGUE magazine, because VOGUE understands clickbait…where the Hadid family…re-did the Beetlejuice Scene….which offends me cuz I love that movie…

The real question is where the fuck is Mohammed – is he out fucking hooker models who need their rent paid? Seeing as he’s the one who paid to get these people here. He should have some love…

The other question, America…is why are you are the people who made this family exist. You are the reason these half terrorists are embarrassing themselves reliving the Beetlejuice dinner party scene because there is nothing original in this world…

They are doing that fucking dance….the gay brother, the tranny Bella, and Gigi with her nipples out for the family to see….not that they care…they are all too into themselves to notice…

The worst thing in this is that Vogue is putting it out. The second worst thing about it is that people are going to say they love it and think it’s amazing…revolutionary…and a hit…

All because people are fucking useless and must be shot…with no real opinion of their own….

They just buy into what they are sold…so the positive feedback this family of ugly cunts is going to get for tis…is enough to make you realize life is worth escaping…through drink…

Or you can just watch it and look at Gigi’s sloppy tit.

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2018

Sep

Wanessa Milhomem Titties of the Day

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Wanessa Milhomem is some Brazilian model, even though her name is Wanessa, which you’d think would make her some kind of Polish or Eastern European sex worker, who moved to LA and pretends she’s a model, in order to hang around rich people, who like to hang around hot chicks, who are willing to get naked…

And I guess she could be, I mean there are definitely Eastern Europeans in South America thanks to World War 2…hiding out with their Nazi War Crime…

As it turns out, you don’t need to be an Eastern European woman to get ahead in life as a sex worker, Brazilians are capable of it too, and really anyone with a vagina who is skinny and willing to get on camera can pretend to be a model hard enough for some rich dude to buy into her and think she’s legit…I mean just cuz people are rich doesn’t mean they can distinguish a whore, or even care if a whore is a whore as long as they get their dick sucks and can do what they want.

The point is that “model” and sex worker, as you know are interchangeable. We’ll call them hot girls who like rich dudes and who get naked in photos to get them…that’s what it’s about….

Here’s Wanessa Milhomem….living that brown Malibu Barbie life…

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2018

Sep

My Kind of Girl and Other Videos of the Day

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Shooting in New Orleans

Woman Gets Beat

Dude Who Loves Soap

Statue Fail

Just Hanging Out

Naked Man in the Subway

Fight at Store Turns to Murder Scene

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2018

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Instagram has updated their policy so that sexually explicit words or phrases will be against the community guidelines and will get you at risk of getting deleted…

So some dude, or bot, or Indian outsourced worker is going to police what people WRITE on instagram so that it meets what they deem acceptable.

So people are contributing to a totally fascist regime, producing content for likes, building a community and ecosystem on the internet…that decides what people can say or post – because it is their platform.

It only annoys me because all the big accounts, the famous accounts, post spread ass pics and never get deleted, but people like me write some romance erotica on a girls pic, about her pussy being a delicate flower I want to sniff, and all of a sudden – I’m breaking the rules…

It’s a crazy world this internet….that’s why I have my own website….relying on these platforms is just giving into big business and that is the fucking DEVIL…

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Football Butt Wipe
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Julianne Hough Bikini
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Demi Lovato Nipples
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Kate Beckinsale Dresses like a 17 Year Old
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Guy Throws Rock at Lambo…
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2018

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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Sometimes you go out hoping to find a group of 40 year old fat moms who just signed their divorce papers, who have not gone out in ten or more years, and who are ready to come back with a bang….literally….ready to get wasted on wine coolers, or sparkling wine, while wearing a tight skirt with no panties, or maybe a thong they bought for special occassions but never wore for their husband, after spending the afternoon playing with their vibrator because it was their first night without the kids, ready to be that slut all girls want to be but were too scared to be when they woulda been better at it, you know younger and hotter, but instead took 15 years of unhappy to give into, despite all the hate they had for the sluts they’d see back before they were married….

Only to find out that the band Aqua has a huge gay, lesbian and young fan base that has nothing of their own generation. Destroying all hopes and dreams….but reminding you how ridiculous this generation is….

Where the fuck are all the divorcees….

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AL Pacino’s New Girlfriend is Scary
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Dude Gets Revenge
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Tsunami Hits Japan
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Emma Stone is Dog Shit
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2018

Sep

Julianne Hough Topless Mormon Shower of the Day

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Julianne Hough and her Rumspringa she never returned from has just gone nutty…

Topless showering photos of her ass….

I mean this is what happens when you’re raised in a repressively wholesome religion, while you fuck your brother, thank to your parents putting you both into dance together, knowing that dance is the devil’s work….I guess they never saw Footloose..

Only to become Hollywood, to fuck Seacrest who I know for a fact, does coke off BUTTHOLES…women buttholes even…but that they SIGN NDAs to never mention because he worked too hard for this career…

There is no way her Butthole wasn’t involved in that…maybe it was her idea…you know these oppressive religious people always get extreme….in their fundamentalism or in their anti-religious ways…

That’s why it’s important to raise your kids in apathy. Ride the middle of the road….

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2018

Sep

Gwyneth Paltrow Asshole Sweat of the Day

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Gwyneth Paltrow is demonstrating one of her cleanses, or enemas, out in public for the paparazzi – you know just fucking farting out that asshole water while on a hike…being at one with nature…in some spiritual bullshit that her bullshit site has put together to manipulate and brainwash stupid women looking for the next health and wellness trend that isn’t actually vetted or scientifically proven but instead the words of wisdom of a rich woman or her staff…who doesn’t have a medical degree, or any degree cuz she was raised rich and thrown into this Hollywood shit…the same shit that’s leaking down her leg…just mixed with fucking unicorn tear mixed with oils from some exotic tree that she’s harvested in her vaginal secretions under some salt lamp in her den filled with fucking whale seme….that she had hosed up her ass to try to heal her leaky gut syndrome…you know micro nutrients and gut health for healing and longevity…bullshit…now dripping out of her like some creampie porn scene.

Gwyneth Paltrow has consistently been disgusting and I think this just speaks to that…

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2018

Sep

Madison Beer Big Tits Erotica of the Day

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Halloween has come early this year…it’s Madison Beer dressed as a slutty who fucking knows…her dress is tight, her tits are out, and we’re staring like her mom intended us to do – back when she taught her daughter about youtube and what to produce and how to act for pervert older men who watch her shit and jerk off to her shit since porno comes in all shapes and forms…

She’s got a great set of big tits for her small frame and I think that is more important to her career than her actual singing and fan base from YOUTUBE…and clearly she agrees.

Sure she’s a woman, allowed to dress how she wants, when she wants, fuck you for trying to dress her or tell her how to dress, you fucking Man-Splaining Misogynist….even though any real misogynist would be encouraging this behavior….and if this was the patriarchy they say it is – we’d just be saying “pull it out, pull it out”…cuz if you show that percentage of tit, there would be a law that states you must pull out the entire tit…if we even allowed women to wear tops in our empire.

Point being, she knows what she’s doing and what kind of attention she’s gonna get dressed like this, and we’re just buying into it, biting the bait…and she should thank us for that.

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2018

Sep

Olivia Munn Gunt in a Bikini on Vacation of the Day

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Olivia Munn came out against sexually assault, playing the victim, as an excuse for why her acting career wasn’t as lucrative as she wanted it to be. She said people like Brett Ratner raped her, or spoke about sex on Howard Stern or some shit, and that he wouldn’t cast her in any movies because of it, and not because she was fucking dog shit as an actress…you know typical play the victim, make excuses, have a reason no one cares about you beyond being the fucking worst…

She’s making statements like “”It’s not an easy thing to be the one to speak up. There are people who get mad at you for not helping them bury it … I’m sitting here by myself”….

The more this movement happens, the more we find out that every single person in the world has been molested or assaulted, and maybe we should just accept that as human nature, human instinct, and what we are all supposed to feel…you know instead of making a big thing about it….your tits were grabbed, a pervert made an inappropriate comment to you, who cares…wear a chastity belt and move on with your life…

But then all the victims come out about how hard it is being a victim and how they never want to tell a soul because being a victim is a lonely place and a place where you try to be normal and feel normal despite this huge painful burden you carry around with you…

I get it, it sucks to be molested, assaulted, raped, sexualized by someone you don’t want to be sexualized by, but reading about it on social media is boring, depressing, keep it to your damn self, save it for your therapist…the social media isn’t group therapy. Fucker.

All I hear about, especially now with this Supreme Court Judge who diddled or date raped a girl in a locked room in 1983, who the half the world is saying is normal behavior of a dude in 1983, A girl once said to me “you can’t sit here nude, and expect me not to diddle you”….but if that was reversed…we’d be the victims…or that the girl can’t have a memory of it since it was in 1983, so long ago…yet they are the same people who believe the bible and story of Jesus from 2000 years ago…

Point being, we’re all a bunch of perverts, I mean Olivia Munn for posting up her nipple in a bikini for attention, me for looking at it, you for jerking off to it, or wanting to grab it despite her not giving you her consent, despite her giving you consent to look at it, as she self promotes her garbage self…

The world is nuts.

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