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2023

24

Aug

Amanda Seyfried Bikini Bottoms of the Day

Amanda Seyfried may be old as shit at this point, but she was the Sydney Sweeney of her era, where she’d do corny bullshit movies that probably paid well, then movies full of nudity to show off her tits because she knew she had tits to show off and packaging as being artsy and interesting or challenging herself in her craft was a far more acceptable to push those tits out there, allowing her to maintain that mainstream work without being seen as a whore…

She’s on the beach, I don’t know where, but her mom pussy is wrapped in some bikini bottoms and the real highlight of the shoot is that her sweet old dog is still by her side, I’m into dogs and seeing that he’s still living his best life after eating her period filled panties and sniffing her crotch all those years…seeing her naked all the time, seeing her fuck all the time, this dog has a special set of memories…

I also like staring or trying to stare at pussy in bikini bottoms, it’s a fetish….even when the pussy is wearing hat and glasses like its allergic to the sun, or some nerdy dad who is scared of the sun, or like some touristy half lesbian mom who shops at LL Bean and likes hiking…

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2023

24

Aug

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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People are all obsessed with Pickelball, acting like it’s the single most important sport in the world and it might be. I mean I see that shit popping up everywhere, with influencers hopping on the trend like it’s getting tickets to a Taylor Swift concert, you know it’s hit critical mass and the hive mind…..

I like to think the more interesting new sport that is not a formalized league, but if I was a billionaire from my DOT COM work, would be a formalized sport, because what the fuck else would I spend my money on….is the competitive content that is the TITTY DROP…

Just tits people pulled out in artistic and athletic ways!

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2023

24

Aug

Sara Sampaio Ass of the Day

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Sara Sampaio was one of the least exciting Victoria’s Secret Angels back when they used to use the Angels to promote their underwear, you know before going woke and having the whole empire collapse in a weird way, because no one wants fat girls in underwear, not even fat girls buying the fat size of said underwear, it’s just the loud voices of the internet who protest that shit and instead of ignoring, brands through a fucking rawhide bone or cupcake into their circle of rage by giving them what they want, when it’s not what WE want.

So they fired the angels, like how Playboy once dropped the nudity before becoming its own OnlyFans because the nudity is what pays, meaning they’ll likely re-hire the angels at some point, but hopefully a new round because these old timers are old.

Sure, they still use their asses to self promote, and I don’t mind her big ass, but she’s old and I’m ready for new ass…

Maybe I’m just a hater, because even when she was at her peak, hired as an Adriana Lima who even spoke Portuguese, because she’s of Portuguese stock as you can probably tell by the widening of her ass as she pushes 40….I thought she as average at best….

I’m a hater, but I’m not hating the fat ass!

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2023

24

Aug

Zendaya Bra of the Day

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I don’t know if people find Zendaya all that hot, or if the creeper fans out there jerk off to her, but based on doing this bullshit for 100 fucking years, I can assure you that there are some pretty passionate, possibly half or full retards out there, who think Zendaya is the single most important thing in the fucking world….they have cut-outs of her on the walls of their mom’s basement, stuck there with semen spilled for her, while looking at her, and I don’t know if that obsession started when she was just a child star sold to the industry, but I’ll assume it did…

I only know Zendaya from Euphoria, where she’s the least hot thing to look at on the over-the-top sexualized show, just a homeless lesbian androgynous, basically a dude, her sex appeal dead like the guy who played her dealer on the show…..

I don’t think the glammed up version on her in her bra is that much better….but maybe I’m a racist and a hater…

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2023

24

Aug

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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I wonder if tanlines are a fetish of mine because they show women living on the fucking edge, you know like looking in the face of danger and saying “fuck off, you can’t hurt me”….similar to getting off to girls who masturbate in public trying to get caught, or who get naked on motorcycles, or who bike in short skirts, no panties, through the busy streets with no helmet, just pussy on street.

I tend to not fear the sun, and feel like it’s good for us since it makes vegetables grow, but at the same time, Australian women look 50 when they turn 30, ask Margot Robbie and that’s with all the money she’s got to save herself….

Then there’s an over-tanning woman I saw in the grocery store last night, similar to ones I’ve seen on the beaches in Florida in the 90s when I was into going to Florida, not that I wouldn’t be now, just none of you have invited me to hangout and that hurts…like the loser never invited to the birthday party, or the swinger party, WHY WON’T YOU LET ME FUCK YOUR WIFE?

But yeah, that over-tanning woman, who likely winters in Florida where she continues to tan, all addicted to the sun, straight up SUN DAMAGE and out of a horror movie, makes me believe the SUN does fucking jack up the skin, so that the tanline is all the more rebellious, just not when it’s out of a jar, which some of these could be.

Either way, TANLINES, HIGHLIGHT THE GOOD PARTS!

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2023

24

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I may have a sluggish as shit website that no one cares about and I may not be dropping the hottest exclusive content because no one knows the site exists or sends me their hot exclusive content and I am not in a position to get out there and produce the hottest and exclusive content since I have no budget to do so and more importantly, I am trying to figure out ways to fake my own death rather than elevate myself to celebrity status….you see, I hung out with Lindsay Lohan in 2008 or 2009….in a hotel room and really that was about all the achieving I needed in my life and the last 14 years of decline has been because I had already peaked….trolled hard enough to get into Lohan’s hotel room…which unfortunately didn’t get me paid because she wasn’t into trolling with me, but good enough…

So I may suck as a website, a content creator, a WEBMASTERBATOR, but I have brought you some stepLINKS….because stepLINKS lives matters and since I was killing them off, I’ve realized, I must revive them…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Something Is In There
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Katie Sigmond Brings Booty to the Golf Course!
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Doutzen Kroes Gets Down With Her Model Friends!
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Caroline Vreeland Swims in Cowboy Boots!
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Braless Zara Larsson in a White Top!
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15 Old Wild West Photos That Will Leave You Breathless
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Brylie St Clair Brings the Softballs to the Bikini!
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Naked Car Ride
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Rihanna topless outtakes
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Saweetie’s Jaw-Dropping Look: Braless Boobs Steal the Show at Drake’s After Party
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Crazy Clips Of Massive River Tides
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Heidi Klum’s Upskirt Moment!
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This Car Saved Lamborghini From Going Bankrupt
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Two People Successfully Start A Stadium Chant
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Britney wants to heal relationship with dad?
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Kesha Skinny Dips to Promote Her Album!
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Horrifying Security Camera Footage Of The Beirut Explosion
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Notre Dame Pole Vaulter Olivia Fabry!
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Dog Owner Gets Embarrassed By Overly Extroverted Dog
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Jadyn Jannasch is Back!
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Selena Gomez Channels Her Inner Sex and The City Samantha!
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Top 20 Celebrities Breasts Bounce GIFs
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Paula Cendejas Nipples in a See Through Top!
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Livvy Dunne’s Gymnastics Behind the Scenes!
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Cop Ends Up Pulling Over A Top Police Official For Speeding
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Khloe Kardashian’s See Through Dress!
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Bodybuilder Baseball Fan Can’t Open A Water Bottle
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49ers WAGS Go on on Vacation!
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Gold Digger Prank That Will Catch You Off-Guard
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Brylie St Clair Brings the Softballs to the Bikini!
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Inside the Britney and Sam breakup
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Some Of The Funniest Boat Fails Ever
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23 Unexpected Gems Hiding in Everyday Life
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Trucks Seen Using The Runaway Ramp
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What’s It Say? lol
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Taking A Look At Germany’s Oldest Street-Legal Car
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Malu Trevejo Shows Off Her Tan in a Pink Bikini!
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Masses Of Gold Found In A River
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Gracie Hunt at the Boat Bachelorette Party!
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Hilary Duff looking hot
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Tallia Storm – The Cumberland Hotel Marble Arch in London
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Rita Ora – Bikini on a yacht in Ibiza
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Leni Klum – Brick of the Heart opening night at Forte dei Marmi, Italy
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Lea Michele – Seen out in New York
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Lili Reinhart – Seen out in Los Angeles
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Candice Swanepoel – Bikini on vacation in Mykonos
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Dua Lipa – Celebrating her birthday at a club in Ibiza
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Ruth Wilson – Tatler Magazine – October 2023
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Zendaya Coleman – Elle Magazine – September 2023
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Phoebe Tonkin – Anthropologie – Fall 2023
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Linda, Christy , Naomi & Cindy – British Vogue – September 2023
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Sienna Miller – Pregnant in Bikini on the Beach in Ibiza
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Big Titty Foursome
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Riley Nixon Flashing Outside Joe Rogan’s Comedy Club!
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Howard Stern Playing with Tit!
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Public Masturbator Actually Wins
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Lissa Mendez Naked at the Beach!
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Panties Pulled to the Side for the Dildo!
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Naked Car Ride
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For Money Or For Pleasure
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Behind the Scenes at Bangbros
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Baby Got Back
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Keep Your Eyes Glues on Hailey Rose’s Tits!
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Going on a Tinder Date with Josephine Jackson!
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Trailer Hitch Fuck
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Alexis Tae as Ahsoka XXX!
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Seeing Double (GIF)
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Solomia Maievska’s Big Boobs in Black and White!
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2023

23

Aug

Leni Klum Red Thong of the Day

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This LENI KLUM bikini experience.

It’s been highlight of the summer, you know, thanks to her massive tits on her small frame being in a bikini, all shameless and knowing her body is ridiculous, even with her small ass that for some reason offends dudes brainwashed by fat chicks, not realizing that the smaller the ass the bigger the dick looks, because they are likely virgins…

Her hanging out with her scheming rich as fuck father illegitimate father on his yacht to make up for lost time from being raised Heidi Klum’s bastard child has been fun to see, not because I care about that pervert Heidi Klum’s raising her kid to be an opportunist that uses her body for attention, or because I care about nepotism or think these people are important in their fancy lives, but SIMPLY PUT, it’s because of the rockin’ young tits bro….simple…teach a man to stare at tits and who fucking cares, just look at the tits, they are the kind of tits that could make any German hater love the Germans for all they’ve contributed to the world, like with her tits and auto enginerneering, but mainly the tits…

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2023

23

Aug

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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In this world that is trying to make us all fat lazy prematurely dead fucks, do what you can to stay fit, even if it’s sexualizing and getting boners for girls who workout, even if it makes them feel uncomfortable, because ultimately, they are doing fitness in efforts to be hotter, just not hotter for you, and that’s the collateral damage of their efforts, appealing to autistic retards like us who can’t handle hot fit chicks in skimpy outfits doing squats….

I figure if we can’t join them in the workout because we can’t keep up, we might as well watch them from afar and jerk off to it to do our part in saving the world from another fatty sucking off the healthcare system…

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2023

23

Aug

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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I don’t know if you realize this, but women wear their shorts jacked up inside their cunts, maybe because they are waiting longer to have kids and they are programmed to want to house things in their cunt, making them feel good but not necessarily knowing why, you know because their anti-depressants have disconnected them from their souls and the media has told them “fuck strangers, be happy, it’s about YOU girl, SLAY”….

But women wear a lot of shorts that are jacked inside their cunts, maybe as a way to let you know they are biological women in this era of all woman, even the dudes who pretend to be women jacking themselves up with injections and fillers to look more like instagram feed you all see….but I think the Adam’s apple and the fact that they were once dudes makes them stand out amongst the actual women who are jacking pants up inside themselves to let you know their pussy is not an inside dick that smells like shit….but the less they know that, the more cameltoes we see and I am into that.

So I’m going to go outside to do some CAMELTOE hunting…it’s my only hobby, passion and the only thing I can afford since it is free….

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2023

23

Aug

Iggy Azalea Got Them Titties On of the Day

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I hated on IGGY AZALEA at the peak of her career, I just thought she was a fake as fuck scam that had manipulated the minds of retards….

I still think she’s a fake as fuck scam that manipulated the minds of retards, but there’s something to be said about a fake as fuck scam, who is also a mother to a young child, taking her rapping career and trying to sex it up by stripping down in self produced nudes she shares to the world or at least to her subscribers as a revenue stream…

So pop acts like Taylor Swift are viral and selling out shows for billions of dollars, IGGY AZALEA is selling titty pics….funny how life works out for these whores….and the best thing about it is that despite being a whore who sells nudes, she’ll still be allowed to attend all the events, run the brand deals, they play this as some artistry shit even though art is fake as fuck which works out nicely for IGGY IGUANA PUSS…(not her real name because she’s fake as fuck)..

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