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2018

12

Sep

Halsey Topless of the Day

It has happened….I have heard Halsey on the radio officially…and I have become a victim of her smutty music that she’s pushing aggressively so that she can be as famous as fucking possible from being a club kid drug addict who fucked the right DJ who put her on one of his tracks…allowing her to now exist…to now fight for the rights of black people, because she’s half black and understands their plight…and she’s doing it the way all the other girls are doing it…through half nakedness on social media as they are designed to….

This is her ass in panties, not stained panties, cuz she’s all fancy and no longer ghetto like that…and she’s topless…and you’ll like it because you get sucked into the vortex of digesting content fed to us like the retards on feeding machines that we are…we just accept it and celebrate it without knowing whether we hate it or not…we are dumb…

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2018

12

Sep

Gabrielle Caunesil Topless Photoshoot of the Day

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She’s from Paris, where topless is wearing a shirt…so this isn’t a big deal, but her tits are great…so why not show them off…

My instinct is to assume she’s some low level instagram hooker doing low level instagram hooker tricks and shoots to get famous or at least to command a higher day rate in her sex work…that she hopes will get her paid work to legitimize herself but in the mean time it pays her rent.

But as it turns out she’s an actual model showing her tits in various costumes, not some girl trying to stand out amongst the crowds she’s already half way to the Victoria’s Secret runway…

Which I guess is the same as low level instagram models / hookers…it’s same same but different shit…just a few steps ahead…

I’m a fan. Which I am sure is all that matters to this Gabrielle Caunesil

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2018

12

Sep

Demi Rose Mawby Erotica of the Day

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Demi Rose Mawby is pretty fucking disgusting to me, but I learned at a young age when at a strip club, that the woman with the most insane huge fake tits was the one getting all the dances, because everyone was fascinated by the freakshow and wanted to touch the contraption, like when someone gets a new puppy, everyone just needs to pet it, even if they don’t like dogs that much….

So despite being some bootleg sex working Kim Kardashian monster, people are into her, they pay her well, she lives the good life, all while the rational thinker thinks she looks like some weird sex doll no one wants to fuck, even if it’s been hosed down with soap and water really well after the last guy, but that they pay to fuck because they are swept in by the smoke and mirrors of instagram followers and weird plastic surgery body dismorphia bodies.

I don’t get her, but the UK has always had a thing for weird looking Glamour model trash…so here she is.

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2018

12

Sep

Chantel Jeffries Staged Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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Chantel Jeffries was the girl who got busted with Bieber…when Bieber got arrested…back in Florida before he found god and his Soulmate Hailey Baldwin, after destroying Selena Gomez’s kidney but giving her some tits in the process..

She is an instagram whore who does instagram whoring, and this is her in some staged bikini pics, for her millions of followers, that allow her to live an “epic” life and make money and gives her access to places…all for doing this….

Simple strategy…the way it’s supposed to be.

Unfortunately, she’s gone a little too hard on the face fillers and looks like a clown…but I’m sure the brother’s are fine with that…you know making her that hip hop /athlete fucking pussy…

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2018

12

Sep

Nadine Velazquez Ass Smacking Erotica of the Day

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Nadine Velazquez Shaking Slapping Ass Thong Bodysuit

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Nadine Velazquez is slapping her ass…

Nadine Velazquez is pushing 40, she knows she’s expiring, and has a few hours left of sex appeal… something that we can assume she used to get an acting career in the first place…it’s a rough world out there for a slut trying to stand out amongst the other sluts…by being the biggest slut she can be…so that she outshines all the other sluts…so that sluts everywhere can envy her slut….because it made its way into movies…the SLUT dream…

Maybe it’s because she’s hispanic an Hollywood needs hispanic…maybe it’s because it’s a cultural thing….maybe attention seeking images isn’t even slutty at all..it’s art..high concept…not shameless…just fun…

But it gets me to notice her pretending to not give a fuck, by not shy…at 40…because she’s an exhibitionist and likes being stared at…

Who knows…it happened.

Nadine Velazquez is an old slutty actress, still being slutty on instagram

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2018

12

Sep

Sexy Bull Ride and Other Videos of the Day

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Things to do when you’re drunk – Swore to Face

High School Dress Code Video

Grandma Catching Snake Fail

Fat man on a Little Bike

Man Hiding on Roof Makes it Through a Checkpoint

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

12

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The nice thing about waking up hungover is realizing that I didn’t die on my own vomit last night….allowing me to welcome the world with a big stretch and smile…coupled with a devastated like a Carolina Hurricane anus thanks to constipation issues over many years of a sedentary life and not butt sex issues which would be more fun if you were into that sort of thing…..only to come to my computer to see all these very important updates….to realize that this is a world that would probably be better if you hadn’t woken from your drunken stupor…

Hence why I suggest you all develop opiate addiction to soften the blow of reality…

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Bella Hadid- See Through Whore
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Armed Gunman at the Front Door
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Teacher Pole Dance Show is Hilarious
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Demi Rose in Some Bikini Shoot…
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Hot Big Tits….
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Rose McGowan MeToo Was Made for Men…
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Drew Barrymore is Hanging Out with Justin Long Again
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Nude Photography
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Paul McCartney Says he Jerked Off John Lennon
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Fitness Dickin’
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Norm McDonald Kicked Off The Tonight Show for Defending Louie CK
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2018

11

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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The problem with everyone being a whore on instagram for fame and attention is that it gives a huge responsibility to the consumer or viewer to figure out whether the girl is An actual whore…while they are all whores for the right rich guy who feeds into their needs and wants to get fame and fortune or the idea of it…but feminist activists to everyone else…defending their birthright as a pussy owner to post whatever damn Porno they want….down with the patriarchy. I talk about this daily because it blows my mind daily. So much nudity. So many whores who aren’t whores unless you’re top tier enough….

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Trashy Slut Full Ass in Miami
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Disney Star Brought Gun to LAX
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Kylie Jenner Claims to be Having a 30 Million Dollar Dream Wedding
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Chloe Grace Fat as Fuck Chick
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Ana Braga Braless and Amazing cuz she’s so Old
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Cincinnati Police Cam Footage
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Never Touch an Electric Fence
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These are the Highest Paid Instagrammers.
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Amazing Free Diving with Whale Shark……
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Paul McCartney Fapped with John Lennon
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Body Cam in Pasco County
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Kendall Jenner – Naked Run
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AirBNB Wrecked of the Day
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Elon Musk and Joe Rogan Smoke Weed
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Racist Serena Williams cartoon that Isn’t Racist
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Vince Vaughn’s Mugshot
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Robber Drops Gun – Then Pants
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Anna and the Apocalypse Trailer.
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Drunk Guy Falls Into Police Vehicle
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Nicole Kidman – Terrifying
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Denise Richards – Wedding
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AMber Heard – Slutty
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Paris Hilton Out there in Canada
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Halston Sage is Hot
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Blake Lively in a Mesh Looking Titty Top
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Mom and Daughter You’ll Want to Fuck
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Heidi Klum is Old as Shit
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A Couple of Babes Diddling Each Other
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Slutty Amateur Can’t Get Enough of the Dick
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Girl Who Bangs Worms…
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Benita is naked and Fucking Hot
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Fory Got them Big Tits
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Katie Lou is Out There Flashing
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Naked Bitch on the Stairs
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2018

11

Sep

Britney Spears Slutty Bikini Selfies of the Day

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Earlier today, probably 10 minutes ago, I wrote a post on Christina Aguilera ….how I was a firm believer that Christina with her more talent and better body that Britney…and with her earlier to adopt slutty behavior, unless you consider 16 year old Britney School Girl Humping in her first video slutty, was a better fuck and more interesting than Britney..

But X-Tina got fat, Britney went crazy, got adopted by her parents and put to work, while having no access to her money..and LOOK at her now…

Hot as fuck for an old bitch in a bikini…..because Britney may not be the better singer in her Disney Kid Rivalry…but as it turns out…she’s genetically better to look at…and that alone is what we care about…

So I’ll leave you with Britney…in bikini…Looking amazing…even for an old bitch…the way I like my Southern medicated dancing and singing whores…

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Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW

2018

11

Sep

Kaia Gerber Racy at Fashion Week of the Day

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I find it interesting that we live in a world where brands use a fucking 16 year old, an underage girl, who you can’t have sex with without getting arrested, in their campaigns or projects, in this era of everyone being fucking uptight…it should be illegal..

Why is Kaia Gerber a fucking model, and why would her mom put her into this at a young age to teach her spoiled ass work ethic..

It’s some cushy, spoiled and entitled industry that doesn’t involve hard work…especially when your mom is Cindy Crawford.

If this was anything more than perversion meeting ego of a stage mom and her narcissism, and was about teaching her girl about life, she’d be working at the fucking Dairy Queen in Malibu if there is one.

Instead it’s about greed, whoring out, getting paid, and keeping your reign…

The whole thing is insane and could have waited until she was 18, we don’t need this underage shit anywhere…to sell product.

It’s weird.