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Maya Hawke’s Slutty Photoshoot of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger’s Hard Body Doing Archery of the Day

2018

Aug

Marta Gromova Naked Russian Model of the Day

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Marta Gromova is a naked oiled up russian instagram thot.

I don’t like hookers who don’t admit they are hookers.

I am fine with hookers as a concept, in fact it makes perfect fucking sense. It’s capitalism, you know girls don’t want to really work, dude’s don’t want to really court and seduce or try to court and seduce a girl who probably wouldn’t bang them anyway, cuz they are too busy fucking dudes with money, so it’s easier to just play ball…

But I am not fine with hookers, pretending they are legitmate models or actresses….or whatever….totally lying to themselves and often times believing it…cuz if you’re a hooker…you’re a fucking hooker…deal with..

Marta Gromova Russian Model Tits and Pussy Oiled Up

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2018

Aug

Margot Robbie Tits for Chanel of the Day

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It’s interesting, I mean barely interesting, that some slutty girl from Australia manages to take over Hollywood, all for being the set of tits in Wolf of Wall Street…..some deal with the devil role that has got her cast in tons of fucking movies, paid huge amounts of money, and even getting at least one Oscar nomination….all while just being some slutty girl from Australia.

It makes no fucking sense to me, but I guess she gets to sit at the “right” table….and now is an “A Lister”….because agents and producers need “A Listers” that they can use to get bigger payouts for everyone by commanding stupid prices…and she’s just a pawn in their system.

This is her for Chanel..getting paid so much fucking money to post up some cleavage that the nerds who buy into the Margot Robbie lie celebrate….and jerk off to….

I am sure this was a 250,000 dollar post as part of a 3-5 million dollar deal…and here we are reposting it like it is news…I hate the way the media manipulates us like this with their fake news and unimportant shit…that all stems from tits…that’s all this is about…tits.

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2018

Aug

Rosario Dawson Autoerotic Asphyxiation of the Day

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Here’s some Rosario Dawson autoerotic asphyxiating herself like she was Anthony Bourdain or Kate Spade, only less successful…because she’s Rosario Dawson, and by default a lazy hispanic woman from some squat her parents squatted in because they too were lazy.

Sure she had some luck, was found loitering and then cast by Harmony Korine for Kids, thanks to her big tits and willingness to show them off while being underage…typical sex worker….

That opened doors and allowed her to live this Hollywood life, but it’s just a matter of chosing the right door to take, rather than her being destined to this.

There’s a homeless kid outside my house who I’ve seen around for 20 years, when he wasn’t homeless….he was just chatty and became friends with homeless people at 16 or 17….creating his network with homeless people…getting him this amazing homeless life….he could have just as easily befriended nerds and got into coding and created some fucking social network….instead life took him one way, without him designing it to go that way.

I’m pretty sure Rosario Dawson and her big tits is just a similar series of events, fucking the right guy with the big tits, because her acting is nothing interesting, and she’s definitely not hot at 40…

So maybe she should tighten that bag up a little bit…and make a real move that makes a real difference in her life…or just go back to showing her tits….

But then again, I am aware there’s a fetish in this for you fucking weirdos.

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2018

Aug

Edita Vilkeviciute Nude Photoshoot of the Day

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Edita Vilkeviciute must be old by now, I feel like we’ve seen her masculine features offset by her huge tits for a really long time at this point, but like all women, they aren’t giving up, even if they have a handful of kids, they come back at us like they never left, like they never turned 30, and the whole thing is fucking weird.

I remember a time when a woman’s career as a sex worker in the prime hours of the stripclub ended at 30….maybe 32 if she was lucky…while the majority of sex workers got put on the day shift or management position or became a bar tender…because the tits and ass weren’t as perky and taut…

YET here these bitches are, totally neglecting natural selection and the way things are designed to be, and paving their own empowered way…competing with the young coming up, with more budget and connections, all to stay posing nude.

It’s weird fucking times.

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2018

Aug

Shenae Grimes Topless and Pregnant of the Day

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The world has forgotten about Shenae Grimes because she wasn’t that compelling even when she was famous on the new 90210 with the McCord sisters…

It was a bootleg shot, for bootleg people, who will forever remain bootleg….

The only interesting thing about her is that she’s come out of the woodwork and produced some pregnancy photos that are boring, yet slutty, if you’re into pregnancy erotica..you know she’s diving deep into the dark fetishes….doing anything she can to stay around or relevant….It’s like doing comicon the smut version….

She is from Toronto, was on Degrassi, high school students in real life with Drake, maybe she sucked his dick…

I don’t know if she’s back in Toronto, tail between her legs because Hollywood hasn’t given her more chances.

I just know I haven’t seen this name ever….and it’s funny to reminisce knowing she thought she was a huge fucking deal at her peak….and based on the baby crawling inside her like a parasite….all down hill from here.

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2018

Aug

Megan Fox Old Lady in Lingerie of the Day

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I realize anyone who visits sites like this – are old washed up perverts who find bitches like Megan Fox hot….and haven’t realized that 10 years and multiple babies have come out of her since first falling in love with her tits….because they are old washed up perverts and none of that matters….

They give their loyalty to girls they jerked off to in all the life changing, oscar winning performances Megan Fox gave.

She’s consistently been one step away from a porn chick, and that step has consistently been her not getting naked…but after the acting thing died off thanks to Brian Austin Green being jealous and not wanting his wife and baby momma to succeed..she’s managed to lock in a lingerie partnership in her fucking 40s….which makes no fucking sense…but it makes pictures that I saw earlier in the week but didn’t post, and figure I’ll post, cuz I know my fucking old washed up pervert audience who still remember this and love this..cuz the world around you may change…but you don’t…and either does the old hooker cooter you jack off to.

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2018

Aug

Woman Takes a Great Piss in Public and Other Videos of the Day

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Best Reporter Troll

Yelling “He’s Got a Gun” Prank….

French Prison Guard Blows Arab Inmate

Pop star Flashes Breasts

Twerking at the Gas Station

Dumb Nose TWerk

Police Cruiser VS Telephone Pole

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2018

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I remember when I was a budding teenager, having lived in a weird cult like religious foster home, but never believing any of that shit, I used to never jerk off. I used to think bringing yourself to orgasm was fucking queer. I used to think why would I want to touch a 14 year old’s cock even if I am that 14 year old. That’s creepy.

I would make fun of all the dudes in my class for jerking off. Calling them the queers that they were, in a reverse bullying that they wouldn’t fight back on due to being ashamed of jacking off and not wanting to seem like they jack off. It was a different era.

Then one night while on an overnight school trip or maybe church trip…probably church trip….one of the teacher chaperones gave me a hand job while I was sleeping, and I said to myself “now, that’s queer”, jerking myself off is like scratching an itch that feels too good to not be scratched

From that day on, I was a changed man. Not from trauma of being molested but because I could jerk off without feeling like a twink loving queer….

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2018

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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We’re all gonna die eventuallhy, so we might as well spend our days looking at a screen watching other people live better lives than us…right..

Sometimes I like to go to discount department stores to see newly transplanted students scrambling to get things for their new apartments before their first year of college starts…you know tits out, short shorts out, young slut being on trend..as you’d expect…

But other times I like to go to see just how fucking huge tits come in by loitering in the bra section….and pretending I’m there to buy a bra for my wife…

My life is quite fucking simple….

Girl Films a Bus Ride with a Creep…Zoomed in on her Tits…
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An Actual Whore in a Bikini
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Stormy Daniels Says Trump Lasted Less than 2 Minutes
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Goth Tongue
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Big News Stacy Keibler in a Bikini – Cuz she Lives
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Katie Holmes Saggy Tit
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Jet Catches Fire in Russia
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Daryl Hannah Married Neil Young
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Elsatic Man is Terrifying
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Girl Loses it When Being Forced to Sit NExt to Baby
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7 People Hospitalized Due to Vape Pen
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Mel B in Rehab for Sex Addiciton
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$3000 Sony Robot Dog
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Christina Aguilera will Not Date A Celeb
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Dogs Let Themselves Out
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Dancing Fat Guy….
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Construction Doing A Whole Lot of Nothing
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Lauer Will be Back on TV
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A Bunch of Fucking Booties
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Rebecca Gayheart – Killer
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Lana Del Rey Pussy in Bikini Bottoms…
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Sofia Richie in Cameltoe Pants
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Amber Heard Showing off Legs
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Suzanne Somers Legs – Thighs of Steel….
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Ariel Winter Fat Pig in a Tight Dress
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Britney Spears in Tight Jeans
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2018

Aug

Lily Rose Depp Tits of the Day

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I am a big fan of Lily Rose Depp …and her low level half nakedness that she’s been posting the last little while because she’s European…but also because she’s like all young people…sexualizing herself to get attention and pretending it is feminism and empowerment….having an easier time of it because her dad is an A-Lister….

So while he’s out Winning Against Former Lawyer as Judge Rejects Unwritten Contract!! or Shopping his Notorious B.I.G. movie to other studios because everyone seems to hate Johnny Depp and have no loyalty to him now that he’s out as a crazy wife beater even if he wife was the kind of wife you’re allowed to beat for being a gutter whore…..

She’s out in her underwear…to help raise some money to pay off some of her dad’s debts maybe…

I am a firm believer that the family you are born into is enough reason for you to win at life and make money…even when you’re a Kardashian or a Hadid…it’s like what else were the kids to do….why bother…when idiots are throwing money at them…

I am just glad that this one looks good doing whatever clickbait she’s trying to do….because it makes her more likeable…even if all young people are fucking retards.

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