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Bianca Censori’s Epic Tits Out of the Day

Bella Hadid Instagram Face Has her Tits Out of the Day

Heidi Klum in an Offensive bikini of the Day

Anna Zaiachkivska is the Instagram Of The Day

Heidi Klum Tits Out of the Day

2018

Aug

Caroline Vreeland Sucking it In of the Day

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Caroline Vreeland has a really weird shaped body, you’d have to be weirdly shaped to have tits as massive as hers, tits that are her one solid marketing tool, tits that you’ve likely seen before, tits that are on a beach in a bikini while she works on her social media, instagram, relevant for the paparazzi hustle….

She’s been around for a while, she claims her great granny was a iconic figure at Vogue magazine, making her “fashion” by default. She hangs in LA with other clickbait influencer attention seekers. She’s been trying to get famous for years as a singer. But all anyone ever cares about is her tits…as they should..they are massive….

So trying to be funny or clever or whatever is irrelevant, talent not needed, her singing a joke really….when she’s overshadowed by these monstrous mams.

It’s just nice to see a woman who didn’t want to be defined for her tits, accepting her tits and thus promoting her tits.

Caroline Vreeland Big Fat TIts and Gunt Red Bikini

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2018

Aug

Christina Milian Bikini of the Day

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Christina Milian is 350 years old….living that white life, living that white vacation, with that Bieber money she made from getting turned out by the Dream….because that’s what assimilation looks like…you cast them in your Disney, you give them their one hit wonder, they get all kinds of money and they turn white as fuck…unless they need to pretend to be black to get more work.

She’s been trying to keep relevant…and I guess this is how…and she still looks alright to me…even at 350 years old.

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2018

Aug

Dagny Paige Titty Shoot of the Day

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Her name is Dagny Paige, probably pronounced “DANNY BUT THE G IS SILENT” unless Dag-Knee is a legitimate name in which case she’s lucky she’s hot…cuz if you’re a fat acne ridden pig of a woman with a name like Dag Knee…it’d be more of a curse than anything, not a cute thing, a rough gutter sounding thing.

She’s in a nude shoot as she tries to grow her instagram as these women do….

I like to call them out, because the hustle is so obvious, basic, low level, uninventive…it’s like “I’ll just how my tits”…where that I just want more than that, more effort, less laziness…navigate, cocktease, play the scene harder…instead of just showing tit….

Sure I love the tit shoots, tits everywhere, but it’s a sign of the times, people don’t like to work, don’t like to put effort in, and just getting naked is a fine way to get ahead easily, but when everyone is getting naked, I am desensitized and need more.

I will say that we can’t neglect the simple fact that there are old rich perverts who are into this, like Ben Affleck, who doesn’t care if a whore is a whore is a whore, he just cares that they are long, look good, and feed his old drunken ego.

So we can point and laugh, or judge, or criticize a girls hustle, cuz I shouldn’t know what her tits look like this early in her career…unless it was for something substantial, like a ground breaking, career defining role, which this is not…

So I expect more cocktease…I am not saying I don’t want to see every girl naked, that’s the whole basis of my life existence, but I’m from an era where I couldn’t see every girl naked, which was a nice thing to experience so that when you do see a girl naked, it’s a thing, a big deal, even if it only costs you a few dollars at the stripclub…but the key to that was not seeing all the girls you wanted to see topless…driving you to the stripclub to see the girls you can see topless.

What I am trying to say is….yes tits get hits, it’s easy, but cocktease us more….and the funniest thing in all this is that I follow this girl on Instagram and had no idea until a minute ago…because I guess tits make us care.

She is hot.

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2018

Aug

Lindsay Lohan Getting her Hair Washed of the Day

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While the world seems so concerned with Madonna’s rendition or tribute to Aretha Franklin, two acts no one gives a fuck about unless they die, on MTV VMAs a show that no one gives a fuck about, even after it died, unless some celebs that show up offend people with their tribute to the dead performers…

I prefer to focus on other washed up celebs washing up, literally and figuratively in their Greece adventure….from riding Jet Skis to getting her hair washed on deck…Lohan, who probably doesn’t eat ham, cuz she’s Arab….keeps the dream alive.

That’s all I have to say about that.

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2018

Aug

Girl Masturbating on the Beach and Other Videos of the Day

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The Pussy Limbo Dance and Other Videos of the Day

That’s Not My Car?

Shoe Snatcher Inside Mosque

Weird Guy on the Train

Silent Sam -The Confederate Soldier Being Toppled Down

Jacking Off in Front of a Store

Little Girl Getting Baptized Called Priest a “PUTO”

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2018

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Do you like reptiles, here’s a picture of my snake…

We live in a world where we can’t make date rape jokes, when I remember a time when you could say in an office boardroom meeting, “she thinks she was date raped, but I never took her on a date”…to which everyone in the room would laugh…not that it’s a good joke, but at least we could say it and see the awkwardness boil inside a person before deciding “I’ll laugh to make it stop”….or “I’ll laugh because it’s funny”…where as now, everyone is so uptight on conduct, they look around the room all serious like, and ask you to take a leave because you are suspended as the world has no jokes and decency must prevail…

It’s pretty oppressive that we live in a time where we are allowed to say less from a social norm perspective, like society isn’t on your side for anything off color….or about the colored.

I’m not a comedian, so I’m just saying even us everyday people can’t say what we want to say because it offends everyone, I still say what I want to say, but no one is listening and the dirty looks I get bring me joy…I like seeing how uptight and soft every single person is, then I like to contrast that with their nude instagram pics…to remind myself that all these people are fucking crazy.

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Elon Musk Isn’t Involved in Threesomes
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Girls Peeing – the Compilation
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley….Slutty
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Madonna’s Out of Touch Aretha Franklin Tribute
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Hooters Waitress had to Quit her “Dream” Job cuz of Customer Rudeness…
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Man has Meltdown at Kebab House
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Asians Didn’t Want to See Crazy Rich Asians Because they’re More Interested in Movies about white people, it’s more comedic. Asian content in Hollywood is just for pussy Social Justice Warriors to stop whining and to feel like everyone on the playground is allowed to play even though that’s not how life is…just look at me..I’m a fucking loser and I don’t cry about it….
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Scooter Slams Barrier
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Pete Davidson Arrested for POT Possession
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The Loch Ness Monster is REAL
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MMA Sparring
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Lionel Messi Surprising the World…
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You need more Miss USA 2011 in Your Life…
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Michael Cera Eating Hot Sauce
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2018

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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If you leave the house, you will see so many people influenced by instagram younger people, which isn’t saying much cuz I am old as fuck and everyone is younger than me….but influenced by instagram none the less…

From face injections, to shorts in a size small when they should be a size medium….and taking selfies in public while vaping in a crop top and mom jeans to big tits spilling out everywhere….

But never are they out there fully naked, having public sex, like we lived in the wild west, they save that shit for their instagram personal….

They are white, entitled, first world, new generation, feminists, social justice warriors, on the extreme liberal, so liberal it is oppressive, celebrate nudity and body positivity cuz it’s a thing, rape men, don’t let men rape you….down with the patriarchy…yet all they care about is likes and follows hence posting pics of their assholes…

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Asia Argento Paying off 17 Year Olds She Molested is Funny Cuz She’s a Shitty Person
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Charlie Riina – Slut in a Bathing Suit
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Motorbike Does Crazy Superman Stunt on Highway
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Nip Slip of the Day
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A Bunch of Golf Fails
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CBD Commercial of the Day
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Taylor Swift – Whore in Concert
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The UK Pug Race is my Favorite thing I Ever Saw Ever
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Rachel McCord – Muddy and Topless
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Banksy Responds to a Fake Art Show of his Work in Russia
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Throwback Monday – Pornstars without Make-up
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Emma Stone – Not So Slutty Photoshoot Discussing Why She Doesn’t Use Social Media
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Foot Worshipper Busted is Hlarious
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79 Year Old Protected Himself by Shotgun Shot to an Intruder’s Legs
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World’s Youngest Backflip
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Random Instagram Whore – Dina Denoire
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Grimes Bragging About Elon Musk’s Dick
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Kim K in a Tight Pink Outfit
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The People (Social Justice Warrior Idiots) VS Jaime Oliver’s Jerk Rice
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Just a Massive Python Climbing a Garage
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Toy Car Catches Fire with Kids Inside
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Idiots Doing a Car Show on Bay Bridge of the Day
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Panda Doesn’t Realize She’s had Twins
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AnnaLynne McCord – Pussy in Leggings
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James Gunn went to a Pedo Themed Party
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Kangaroos Searchign for Food and Water in a Neighborhood
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Taylor Swift in Concert
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Suzanne Somers Old as Fuck
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Kristin Chenoweth in a Red Dress….
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Selena Gomez Leaving a Hotel in Overalls
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Sabrina Carpenter Slutty Performer
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Justin Skye in Short Shorts with Big Tits
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Charo – Exists
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Charli XCX in Shorts on Stage
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Lindsey Sterling – Slutty Violin
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Lourdes Leon in Short Shorts…
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Sophie Turner Hot in Bikini
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Amber Heard Slut in a Dress
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Tara Reid is a Fucking Legend
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Cassie Scerbo – Cleavage
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Rita Ora – Green Mosnter of the Day
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Debra Messing Slutty Dress for a 87 Year Old
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Jena Dewan at an Event
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Ryan Newman Cleavage
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LIMBO BUSH OF THE DAY
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Sideboob – a Compilation
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Big Oiled Up Tits Masturbating in a Church – Weird
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Hot Naked Amatuer of the Day
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Young Girl Busting Out her Epic Monster Tits
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Muriel Naked and Spread and Amazing
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Pantyhose Masturbation
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Vibrating Dildo- The Close Up
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Marion Cotillard TOpless
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Juicy Brush Fuck
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Girl Picking Out a Book the SLut Way
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Just Some Naked Glamour Shots
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This Girl Masturbates Proper
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2018

Aug

The Tits Ben Affleck Cheated on the Nanny He Cheated on his Wife With of the Day

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Her name is Shauna Sexton…yes Sexton…and she’s loving every second of being a whore now that it’s officially panned out for her….

She was seen with Ben Affleck, and not at all upset about getting caught, she’s posted the screenshot of them together in her IG story….

Here’s teh video:

here he is taking her home for a fuck…

IG…where you can follow her HERE , because why not celebrate a girl who did Playboy to get ahead, giving head to an old degenerate but rich as fuck A-Lister to get ahead, and give her that tabloid celebrity she moved to LA for…back before she was resorting to getting naked to validate her existence…..and now fucking A-Listers to validate herself.

I don’t hate on the plight of the whore, it is what it is, it’s just nice to know that nothing changes much from the way it used to be to the way it is today….

Rich dudes like hot young pussy, hot young pussy likes rich dudes, sometimes to get to the rich dudes your hot young pussy needs to be in nude shoots pretending to be a model, that’s the stamp of approval the rich dude needs to fuck it and cart it around for the tabloids to allow it to exist.

This couldn’t have panned out better for the 22 year old, normally this happens at 28 when they are ready to throw in the towel, giving their last effort….

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2018

Aug

Bella Hadid Wet Tits of the Day

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Look, Bella Hadid busted out the tits, for you to pound yourself to, like the pervert you are, because she knows as well as we know that her best plastic surgery efforts to be a hot chick, while being born and raised a troll, the second tier, backup sister if their Muslim dad had to kill the other one off in an honor killing for not being enough of a whore for his friends he sold her off to…or leant her out to…but instead of trading or bartering for a Goat, it’d be for their fame and celebrity to elevate the whole family as being relevant rich kids, cuz rich isn’t enough for them, they need fame…

She’s a monster, contrived to look hot, or be hot, or be used by brands and shoved down our throat like she matters, and people think that makes her matter…because they are mindless to into themselves and only invest very fucking limited energy into bothering with other whores….so seeing them in things is enough for them to think…”oh she’s famous”…now back to taking their own damn selfies to try to get to this level…this is a benchmark….aspirational…a slut they hope to be..but will probably never be…but they’ll keep trying and I’ll keep lookin’

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2018

Aug

Jordyn Jones in a Bikini of the Day

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Jordyn Jones who may or may not be one of January Jone’s previous children – as she’s into single mom shit..

She’s also into posting bikini selfies for attention…it may be a family thing…you know her daughter she raised in the basement producing youtube videos before selling to the entertainment industry…

Jordyn Jones is a youtuber…and I think these selfies explain to you why….and that is because there’s a fucking bunch of perverts using youtube to jerk off…the world is a vast place and youtube is a massive website…meaning there’s a whole lot of fucking dudes jerking off to this girl who was sexualized at a young age for those Bieber dreams…

I don’t know what else she’s done, I just know she’s….posting slutty content since kids are slutty these days…they’ve all grown up on porn and they are all ego attention seeking weirdos that take it upon themselves to grow their audiences….doing slutty things…

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