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2018

21

Aug

Phoebe Price Nipples Slip of the Day

Some would say Phoebe Price is a legend…and by some I mean some…because most people don’t actually know she exists or is a thing…and that’s really unfortunate because I am in the “some” who consider her a legend….

She media manipulated using the paparazzi as her strategy in an era before social media, where you had to physically be where the people who were taking the content that they decided was relevant…

She got published in all kinds of magazines, tabloids, for nothing more than showing up places on days the celebs didn’t show up, and the paparazzi were looking for content and she’s been able to build up her own little empire that I don’t think she monetizes, but that doesn’t need to monetize cuz she came from money….

So it’s pure, from her heart, just having a good time getting noticed and getting a kick out of it like some kind of troll…it’s great to see or at least remember some of the innovators who in an era where everyone is a fucking fame whore seeking attention…money…celebrity….put in more effort to get noticed because you had to put more effort in back then….

Shes’ having a casual nip slip in her bikini…as legends do….and I think we should all celebrate that.

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2018

21

Aug

Nicki Minaj’s Diabetic Ass at the VMA’s of the Day

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Nicki Minaj and her fat as fuck ass, that could be a fake ass, because when she was first cast to play Nicki Minaj after her acting school, she was fat, she just managed to shape that fat to look more like a sex doll you’d expect her to be, rather than the walmart shopper on the motorized scooter she was supposed to be…..

It’s an ass that is probably shaped and scuplted to look like this, I mean girl’s not bringing something like this out when it’s all deflated and looking like an ass that size should look…..it, and the rest of her, is injected as fuck.

But the good thing about these injections and Lipo – the quick fixes for vanity is that the organs inside her are still rotting to fucking hell…and with that we know her pancreas is struggling….and eventually her foot will go…and like all Americans she’ll be on a motorized scooter….the way Wall-E predicted it.

Diabetes man…we’ve probably all got it…but this ass screams it.

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2018

21

Aug

Perrie Edwards Spread Legs in a Thong of the Day

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The last time I did a post on Perrie Edwards, I think she was topless. I had to remove the pictures from the site because of laywers and such getting angry at me, but the post actually went viral in an era where I thought viral didn’t happen unless brands were paying for it to happen.

It basically went down like this. I posted it. The story got pushed to my twitter because that’s all I use twitter for. It’s automated, you know, low effort. And I guess a Lil Mix fan, a band I didn’t know exist, like Lil XAN cuz I’m old….and not from the UK….went nuts and next thing you know I am getting tweeted at from every angle, being told off by her fans you didn’t know exist. They were mad.

I guess she matters and so does her spreading in a thong.

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2018

21

Aug

Rebecca Gayheart Pussy Print of the Day

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It’s nice that the world collectively protests nonsense, like the division of the country, from the Trump Supporters and the Non Trump Supporters who think Trump Supporters are racists….

While murderers like Rebecca Gayheart get to go to the fucking beach and prance around like one of her sex tape videos that Gawker released of her and Eric Dane doing a threesome in a bathtub….

They get to walk around freely, while the poor kid she ran over when on her cellular phone and not paying attention is 6 feet fucking under…

And no one is out there stoning her or trying to bring her down…if anything they are sucking up to her cuz she’s Rebecca Gayheart and has likely done movies and TVs why else would she be in the paparazzi in a bikini..

That said, Murderer Rebecca Gayheart’s ex husband has done a major upgrade, I bet his new girlfriend hasn’t KILLED anyone except in some tribal gang related shit…maybe with some bad crack or something…

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2018

21

Aug

Gwen Stefani Pussy Flash of the Day

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Gwen Stefani wants the world to know that she doesn’t have a dick, despite popular belief back when she was in No Doubt and was built like a tank.

This is probably Blake Shelton’s initiative because he doesn’t want people thinking that he’s a fucking queer, on some Broke Back Mountain shit, and that he’s more the kind of guy who pulls queers behind his truck after chaining them to it…It’s a Southern thing, I’ve seen Boys Don’t Cry, I get it.

I don’t know if you can actually see her 45 year old mom puss, but it’d be a magical thing if you could, seeing as you never have before, and what better way to celebrate her transition…

Don’t Speak….I know what you’re thinking….shut the fuck up.

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2018

21

Aug

Lily Rose Depp Hard Nipples of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp is reminding the world that she’s European…you know half French from France, where they don’t wear their bras or bikini tops on beaches, it is a cultural thing and all these American girls going braless are just culturally appropriating Lily Rose Depp’s people, it’s the blackface no one cares to fight about cuz we like braless girls and hard nipples…it’s white taking from white so it doesn’t matter…but Lily Rose can secure her position as a girl in no bra with hard nipples…the way her ANCESTORS intended it…those french…so liberated…

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2018

21

Aug

Bella Thorne’s Armpit Photoshoot of the Day

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Bella Thorne wants you to know how progressive she is as a feminist….like all the sex worker feminists out there…who don’t want to admit that they are just sluts using their nudity for likes, they aren’t just tit for marketing flashers…they are doing it for a hire purpose…like generating hype, building their “personal brand” and trying to get as much action as they can so that they can sell off product to their idiot fans…and the weirder they get, the louder they get the easier it is to unload product on the morons who look up to them…it doesn’t require much intelligence, just ego and why over analyze a very simple thing that involves doing anything that people notice to get noticed…why intellectualize it, girl isn’t really educated, more trained by Disney in the art of working hard so that her mom doesn’t beat her since so many girls want to be in her position – song and dance content production and Brainwashing minds everywhere.

Here she is being relevant with her armpit hair out….YOU KNOW THE KIDS LOVE THIS SHIT…

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2018

21

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens Fit in a Sports Bra of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is the greatest of all time….that’s a catch phrase amongst the YOUTHS….they do hashtag #GOAT….

I realize Vanessa Hudges is hardly the greatest of all time…but she’s looking her best in this sports bra.

I just try to hype her up in my mind because she was one of the first celebs that I can remember to have some straight up leaked nude selfies…that weren’t good or posed and that featured her bush and I love bush….which was a big deal at the time.

I know Paris Hilton’s phone got hacked probably before Hudgens but Paris was a whore we a sex tape, not some Disney kid on a hit show for kids…

The straight up nude to her boyfriend like all the girls are doing now but weren’t doing then. It was exciting times to be a blogger.

But now you send asshole pics to strangers just because you like your asshole…and think they should too…which takes away some of the allure and excitement…but I will never forget those glory days we were lucky to witness…

Old timers…and she’s lookin’ good.

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2018

21

Aug

Claudia Schiffer in a Bikini of the Day

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Claudia Schiffer is the Original German eugenics model that everyone fucking went nuts for, and that David Copperfield tried to make disappear, in an elaborate illusion that came after he made his dick disappear, up inside her.

She pretty much faded away, got old, disappeared but I remember her when she was the biggest fucking thing around…it was a toss up between her and the American Made Quilt that was Cindy Crawford, who clearly, like the WWII, didn’t start the war, but closed it out…winning for American pride and dignity…but it was neck and neck at one point.

I clearly remember conversations with other perverts debating who the hotter model was. I preferred Claudia Schiffer because she was European and they have better smelling pussies…you know not like fucking McDonalds…but everyone else I know chose Cindy..I guess that German accent brought back horrible memories to the Jewish people who control the media.

Either way, she made a ton of money, she still exists and she’s skinny..

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2018

21

Aug

Rita Ora Nipples of the Day

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I am glad that I didn’t watch the MTV VMAs because cable TV is dead and it amazes me that anyone would have watched this nonsense – unless they are 13 year olds with parent’s in their 40s who have cable – or 40 year olds who still have cable – it just makes no sense.

Award shows in general seem like an obsolete concept, sure celebs still go out to them because they are told it’s good for their personal brands or their PR, but for the most part, no one fucking cares, and they just wait to see the clickbait from the show the next day…like Madonna’s tribute to Aretha…to the outfits….why watch it in real time, we have selfies to take and dicks to suck.

What I am getting at is the VMAs only exist as an event that gets promoted on social media to attempt to keep MTV the once so relevant entity….relevant…which they aren’t. It’s done.

If they wanted to be relevant, those idiots should have bought Instagram instead of Facebook.

Here is Rita Ora working it like she does cuz she’s fucking everywhere like the STD she is.