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Heidi Klum Tits Out of the Day

2018

Aug

Teyana Taylor Slutty for Titty Magazine of the Day

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Teyana Taylor is the hot chick from that Make America Great Again video that Kanye put out called “Fade” which was inspired by Trump’s haircut, I think…but could be wrong…

She was the best thing about that video, because Teyana Taylor was wearing tight clothing in it…..humping the floor in her thong dancing….

She’s now doing more slutty content for a TITTY magazine, which is a step in the right direction, for a girl who is known primarily for being a thonged ass fucking the floor….

She’s from Harlem, her mom is her manager, she’s on Def Jam Label, and this is how she has to present herself to the world to get ahead…

Systematic racism maybe, but at least she’s getting some mainstream media coverage to help her build her fame and audience…the way you should…

Tits out.

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2018

Aug

Charli XCX Erotica of the Day

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The funniest thing about Charli XCX is that I’ve actually seen her perform….

I once drunkenly walked into some party someone invited me to and I saw this fat girl dancing around making the dumbest sounds with the shittiest of music…to which I thought to myself “What is this low level pop act and why is it in a night club”…before realizing that everything is pop now, nothing has soul, it’s all commercial shit to sell product to idiot drones drunk on Youtube Videos and instagram…

But those girls participating in the clickbait, soulless clickbait, luckily are aware that the key to low substance content is showing tit…

Charli XCX shows tit, hence why she exists, and is allowed to sing garbage music to garbage people and make a life out of it.

The world…one vapid, pile of shit that doesn’t inspire….but at least there are tits to distract us all.

Thanks Charli XCX for being a whore….who knows that if cocksucking happens….the other details don’t really matter cuz we’re drunk on endorphines from cumming.

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2018

Aug

Christina Aguilera Titties of the Day

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I take personal offence when a woman like X-Tina Aguilera of “Dirty” fame have made a boatload of money off the fans thanks to being a brain washing popstar when she was younger….decide that now…when she’s pushing 40…all old and fat…is the time to put out the nudes.

It’s like where were you when we actually wanted you to get naked bro.

It’s like why the fuck do you think now, mom of two, 40 lbs overweight, is the era to take her edginess from the chap wearing trash she once was….instead of doing it when it mattered.

I’ll still look, but I look with anger and fucking hatred burning in the depth of my soul…cuz I know far too many old moms who decide to get slutty in their second life, after their divorce, when we really only cared to see them naked PRIOR to that whole period of your life.

Assholes…all fucking assholes out there just mocking us…taking our money and mocking us.

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2018

Aug

Martha Hunt think her Nudes are Art cuz She’s an Egotistical Cunt of the Day

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Martha Hunt, one of the last and only American models left working at Victoria’s Secret because they don’t just apply their out-sourcing to the panty manufacturing over in China and other third world, unregulated countries, where they can secure inexpensive panties and turn them around for huge profit margins….they also apply it to their models. Plus American women are all fat and smell like hamburgers…

She put up some clickbait nude to her feed, as these women do….all women do…not just models trying to keep their numbers up to convert sales for the brand so she stays employed…

And she positioned it as “art” or “fine art” which in and of itself is pretty fucking pretentious and egotistical to think a photo of YOURSELF is fucking art…come off it cunt. Could you be that into yourself? That fucking ego, disgusting which makes sense since art as a whole is fucking bullshit.

I WONDER IF SHE HAS GOOGLE ALERTS ON HERSELF….

Her caption was:

Not only does @russelljames know how to capture the lines and shadows that showcase form, but he gives us the freedom to choose how we present ourselves. As someone whose career is solely based on taking direction, that empowerment is liberating! In this case, I decided to go raw and mask nothing.

If that’s not some bullshit, I don’t know what is, oh right I do know what is…the fact that there’s no cunt in this pic…it’s a NO CUNT kind of nude which is what makes it art…fucking disgusting to do this to the people who follow you….

I get it…Self worth is all about the number of likes and followers….and I guess in Hunt’s case getting paid by big brands to differentiate her shameless nudes from being just shameless nudes or some shit…

Garbage. Definitely.

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2018

Aug

Pauline Santamaria Naked Shoot of the Day

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Her name is Pauline Santa Maria, which is pretty fucking Catholic or even offensive to Catholics who see it knowing she’s a getting naked for men to jerk off to, while pretending it’s art, when really it’s to get famous before actually diving into porn….

She’s from France, she has 13,000 followers, and her short bio is – 100% natural and perfectly imperfect

She is also in love with “art”, which explains why she’s getting wild and naked and on all fours for some pervert photographer….she thinks the running her smut through a filter is actually art….it’s not her fault, it’s just that people don’t want to admit it’s sex work…even though she’s posing pussy out…

Not showing her actual cunt….but for someone with a cross Tattoo and a religious sounding name….while acting like one of the little boys molested by his Priest in Pennsylvania, only to have it swept under the rug to protect the church, making him feel like some kind of slut in the wrong no one cared about after being selected by the priest for the special task of sexy time for Jesus…you know all sexualized at a young age, carrying that into his older age, ending up all fucked up like a woman…only the woman version.

Not that this Pauline is being sexualized like a sex worker, she’s doing it intentionally I’m sure, it’s just tits and it makes her feel sexy, it helps her believer her perfectly imperfect lies….

She’s just showing tits like a french woman and as a feminist I find it empowering…

All her shit is naked, and what we’ve learned about girls who get naked, is that it is an equilizer and allows them to compete with girls who are actually hot…not that she isn’t hot…but you know what I mean…Europeans getting naked…always a hit.

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2018

Aug

Alana Champion Nipple of the DAy

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Alana Champion is apparently Lily Rose Depp’s BFF, they are always together, look the same, and I assume this one is 18….because they all look fucking young to a pervert like me….and I can’t tell what I am dealing with…not to mention even 30 year olds look 18 to me…and with the pornification of society, where everyone is just gangbanging away from the age of 4, it’s impossible to really understand what’s going on….the sexualization of the American women all while the de-masculization of the American happens….it’s like sexualize the women who sexualize themselves but you can’t cuz your dick is now your front hole as gender is an obscure construct and you wear dresses.

She’s an IMG model, probably a rich kid, hot and her nipples are out.

That’s it.

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2018

Aug

Butt Implants in Miami and Other Videos of the Day

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Naked Thieves

Fight in the Train

Mexico….

Street Fight in Bangalore

Woman Wants to Get Run Over for Cash Payout

Night Club Fight….

Backyard Wrestling

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2018

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The highlight of my night was walking through a rich white neighborhood and seeing some straight from the caribbean dude smoking a blunt in the park – speaking on his phone in some aggressive patois, making me think “I wonder what he’s up to”….you know systematic racism and shit….only to see a chubby white girl, likely a rich girl, run up to him with a light skinned baby girl that you know they had together….and as she screamed in some Jappy spoiled white girl up talk about how tired she was and how they need to drop their kid off with the nanny I realized that my friend the blunt smoker – knocked up the spoiled white rich girl when she was on vacation and has been imported to Canada to live the life…because not all K-Feds need to find popstars..there are lonely desperate rich girls who want to lock in a man partner everywhere!

I just wonder how long it will take before he kills her or escapes her prison…that is worse than actual prison…only TIME will tell.

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2018

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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Asking a chick at Costco if she can fit into the freezer because you have big plans for the NIGHT and you want to make sure you can properly pull them off…didn’t work the first time…

But I have been trying it consistently over each and every costco trip and finally, it didn’t work a second through twentieth time….and guess what…security hates me.

What kind of membership club is this…not the kind of membership club I want to be paying to be a part of if you can’t go there with some good old fashioned abducting women humor…..plus why is everyone clothed, why would I pay to be a member at a place where the bitches where clothing it makes no sense…

It’s like how watching people doing bootcamp in the park a little too intensely when those people are girls in spandex never bothers me, but seems to always bother the people I’m watching…..then why are you basically LICKING YOUR FRONTHOLE HALF NAKED WHILE I WATCH YOU PERVERT BITCH…

It’s like daling with a meth addict on some work program doing some community service job at the government funded thrift store totally out of their element of sucking dick for crack…which they used to o when putting that toothlessness to good use…making for terrible customer service….angry and toothless only works with a dick it its mouth…

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Schools in the UK are Ditching Analog Clocks Cuz Kids Can’t Read Them
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2018

Aug

Shauna Sexton Taking Advantage of the Hype of the Day

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Shauna Sexton is a sugar daddy’s worst nightmare. The kind of sugar baby who doesn’t play it cool at all, but who instead screams at the top of her lungs, on her social media feed, wherever that she’s fucking a rich and famous dude, so that the people fucking know who she is…besides the johns she turns tricks for….

So this weekend she came out as the new Ben Affleck hooker, who doesn’t mind fucking 60 year olds cuz they are Ben Affleck….and now all of a sudden the Playboy Trash I posted TOPLESS YESTERDAY TO SHOW YOU HER DEAL…is out doing shoots on the street for the paparazzi to really drive her whoring home….

It’s pretty fucking bold, but nice to see that she’s not that hot, to give other whores out there hope that their nakedness will get them an A-Lister too old and burnt out to realize what’s going on….willing to pay for their pussy…and continue to pay for their pussy after the world sees her bragging about him paying for her pussy.

Shameless maybe, making the most of an opportunity, LA is a difficult place to navigate, so much rich dude willing to pay for your pussy, not enough time, but I prefer this straight up let the world know what you’re about to a girl playing it cool…and pretending this isn’t the biggest move of her life….in a “maybe he’ll marry me” tactic a lot of them play and end up getting nothing out of….because dude has a vastectomy or only cums in their whore asses.

Who knows…or cares….I just think Ben Affleck can do better.

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