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Bianca Censori’s Epic Tits Out of the Day

Bella Hadid Instagram Face Has her Tits Out of the Day

Heidi Klum in an Offensive bikini of the Day

Anna Zaiachkivska is the Instagram Of The Day

Heidi Klum Tits Out of the Day

2018

Aug

Irina Shayk VS Stairs of the Day

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Irina Shayk, agent of Putin, straight from Russia to collude and rig your election, via celebrity and rich dude erection…

Russians like to fucking win, they are ruthless and they do whatever it takes to win. I say Icarus, I know….

They are dopers, they have no real morals or values, they are competitive and they are strong and they have no souls….so guilt doesn’t factor into their strategy….

So as Irina Shayk posts up these bikini pics of her walking up the stairs from 300 miles away, we are forced to look past the mom trying to stay hot because it’s her weapon and reflect on how she got that A-Lister rich as fuck celebrity baby….

All it took was being hot, being half naked, being in magazines, and being at all the right parties…

Some KGB shit….basic manipulation and now she’s set for life…

Long gone are the days of the USSR rationed bread….bitch has her own fucking chef….and all it took was being hot….

Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW

2018

Aug

Kristen Stewart and Stella Maxwell Boring Lesbians of the Day

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I am not one of those dudes who gets off to Lesbians, or lesbian porn, I actually dislike lesbians and find them unfulfilling, anti-climatic, because I need the cum shot to know it’s over…

Maybe it’s because lebsians hate me for not taking them seriously, or believing that lesbians actually exist…or because I have a penis…

I just can get into it, so even when girls fist each other and squirt pee everywhere, I’m like “boring”…..probably because I know how lesbians work, besides doing cross fit, they are two women and that’s just too much crazy for me….

Or back in the college years when everyone wasn’t a fucking genderless lesbian weirdo with open sexuality….and girls would make out with each other when drunk…I’d think “this is so dumb”….unless my dick’s in their mouth while they do that…this does nothing for me….

So I am not really the lesbian fan you should be talking to if you’re looking for someone excited about celeb lesbians…even when one of those lesbians is a Victoria’s Secret model.

I find it boring, I find Kirsten Stewart boring, and even though this would be a fun story in the 90s, before lesbians were real….it’s not a fun story now..

Sure I’d watch their sex tape, but even that would be boring….

A model with a very famous broken actress she’s manipulated with her mouth…

It just seems so contrived to me…but here’s some lesbians in shorts no construction boots or birkenstocks for you fucking weirdos who like this ….

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Posted in:Kristen Stewart|SFW|Stella Maxwell

2018

Aug

Maitland Ward Big Tits of the Day

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Maitland Ward is getting paid 50k a month through her patreon, which is either impressive, or depressing to actual babes who can’t even get 1000 dollars a month out of their fan base, but that’s probably because their audience is under the age of 40 and didn’t watch them on Boy Meets World, and fall in love with the 19 year old them, so that at 40 when she comes to light and they are reminded of her, they can follow, connect, chat with something they used to jerk off to, only to help her shape whatever the fuck her media empire is….

I am fine with all that, an old whore becoming a sex worker way too fucking late….like why didn’t she do this when she was 19….I guess because the internet didn’t exist an sex workers didn’t know they were sex workers or capable of sex work because at the time it was seen as a bad thing…

Maybe she waited for her dad to die…so he wouldn’t be disappointed by her….

I don’t have the answers, I just know that they need to seriously up their content game up, spend some of that 50k on some production, maybe a new apartment….like why does it all look so fucking 90s and bootleg…I don’t get it…but it is a thing…literally…and it has big fucking tits that are probably the key to her following….

It’s not magic…but it is so bad it’s good….all while she’s laughing to the bank…..

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Posted in:Maitland Ward|SFW

2018

Aug

Girls Flashing in Mustang and Other Videos of the Day

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Weird Dude Attacks Homeless Guys with Blow Jobs..What the Fuck

Chinese Tongue Dance

Lady GETS KTFO

Dude Throws Dumbbell at Cops…

Girl Makes 1500 Dollars a Week Spooking Strangers

Naked Guy Beating Up a Park Bench

Dwarf in a Barrel

American in Thailand Stabs Thai Wife

Helicopter Crash of the Day

A Lot of People Train Surfing….

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Every time I come back home from drinking in a gutter somewhere, usually after passing out in said gutter, around 5-6 am, I see fucking psychopaths jogging…like they are just getting up…at 5 am…to fucking jog…

This morning on my walk of shame, without any shame…I saw a weird couple doing sprints in the park….and another weird couple doing weird stretches in the park…together…as a couple…at 5 am…instead of sleeping or fucking…or realizing that the whole point of being in a couple is to basically expire, explode, die together….fucking masochists….

I don’t look at these people and think I need to be better. Work Harder, Play Harder, Be more successful…instead I think to myself that some serious shit must be wrong with them to do this to themselves, masochists…sociopaths like the people who still leave voicemails..

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World’s Highest Paid Actor
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Jen Garner is Worth Cheating On
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Naked College Kid Gets Shot By Cops
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Reddit Girl with her Big Tits.
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Baby Elephant of the day – I love Elephants – Just Not When they are Fat Chicks
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Daily Babe of the Day
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Jealous Pets!
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Some Crazy Wing Suit Video
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Grimes on Elon Musk’s Didck
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Two Drunk Dudes Do Kung Fu
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Morning Fuck of the Day
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2018

Aug

48 Hour CBD Sale of the Day

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I just got notified that our friends at THOUGHCLOUD CBD are celebrating their 1 year anniversary and are having a crazy sale….

I am a little late to the game, but there is still a day and 14 hours left…

So if you are into CBD, or you want to try CBD, now is the time to stock the fuck up on it, because that shit is more expensive than GOLD for an ounce….so get it on sale when you can.

I’m the kind of motherfucker who buys 100 of 1 thing when it’s cheap and I’m not even Jewish, it just makes sense..so stock the fuck up. HERE

Based on checking out their shop there are crazy deals – more than 50% off deals and that’s why I am sharing this VERY important information with you.

If you have been looking to buy CBD because it does work for all kinds of ailments – the next day is the TIME for you to pull the trigger.

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2018

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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The fascinating thing about life is that it is a real life choose your own adventure, so when you wake up you’re giving so many choices, so many options, so may possibilities, but instead of taking them, it’s easier to just sit on your soiled couch watching porno on stolen wifi…why bother with that other shit. It’s not like it will convert, back out or return on your investment. The idea of wanting things or making things happen is too vague a concept to bother with because there’s a likely chance it will fail – that’s why I say it’s better to watch other people faking it on social media….because at least they take the time to curate it

You know any or all of the hot girls you saw today in real life will never fuck You. All the great trips you see you’ll never be able to afford…all your brilliant ideas you have aren’t actually brilliant and all the money you want will never materialize but you can always jack off to those girls, on those luxury trips, with men with money who had ideas that may not be brilliant but that paid…and if you use a lubed up rubber pussy. And close your eyes it’s as good as it will get for you…accept that. We can’t all win. Own losing. Be the best at losing. Loser

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Mira Sorvino Sick over Asia Argento Statutory Raping a Kid
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Taylor Swift Still Rich as Fuck – Still Making Money – Still Dog Shit
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Alicia Silverstone Caught Sleeping on a Bench Outside a Hotel
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Olivia Munn – Ass
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Blake Lively Tits. But Not Really.
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Semi Truck Drags a Mercedes on the Highway
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Old Man Still Knows how to Punch
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Kim K in See Through I Ignored
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Kim K in a Tight Porn Dress
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Man Shares 6 Months of Fart – Becomes a Legend
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Idiot Criminal Gets Foot Trapped
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Phoebe Price Exposed Tit
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Robin Thicke’s Thick Sperm Makes A Lot of babies
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Three Pennsylvania Men Facing 1400 Counts of Having Sex with Multiple Animals…
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The Big Bang Theory is Finally Ending…Thank Fucking God….
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Claudia Fucking Schiffer in a Bikini Fuck
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Kristen Stewart and Stella Maxwell Dykes in Shorts in Love Of the Day
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Some Slut Named Ryan Newman in a Slut Dress Slut
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Irina Shayk Old and Boring in Vogue Spain
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Some Chick Named Violet Beeane with her Shirt Unzipped
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Debbie Gibson Worth a Fuck
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Paris Jackson Shitty Photoshoot
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Anna Kendrick – Zero Sex Appeal with her Creepy legs
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Massive Compilation of Celebs Nude
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Kendall Jenner Tits
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Thousands of People Have Viewed pics from the MTV VMAS
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Under 20 Dollar Hooker
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Nude Farm Girls.
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Epic O Face
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Naked Girl and her Insane Curvy Body
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Mila Azul Naked and Amazing Covered in Milk
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Titty Flash!!
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The Porn Girl Who Doesn’t Give a Fuck….
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Sluts in the Kitchen
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Isabelle Has Some Huge Tits…
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AMazing Beach Day Filled with Toplessness
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Muriel is GOod as Fuck
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Close up Pussy Shot
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2 Dildos – 1 Cam Show
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Weird Fetish of the Day – BRANDING
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What won’t these girls Do for Webcam Tokens
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2018

Aug

Charlize Theron Burkini of the Day

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One thing I like about Charlize Theron is that her mom killed her father because he was “abusive”…making her the kind of girl who grew up thinking it was ok to murder people if they rubbed you the wrong way…

I also like to think that Charlize was the one who killed her dad for diddling her…and the mom took the blame…so that Charlize could take her hot model ass to America and pose for Playboy, hang out in LA with no money, until using her hot Playboy model access to fuck some producers, eventually winning an Oscar, all while being a South African…racist by default….

She’s old now, has been fat for a role, hasn’t quite bounced back but at 45 years old…it’s pretty much done…and in the process of getting here…she’s done pretty good, is set for life, and only one murder happened to make her happen….most rich people KILL way more to get ahead…those pyschopaths…out for themselves doing whatever they can to win.

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Posted in:Charlize Theron|SFW

2018

Aug

Isla Fisher Slutty Swimsuit of the Day

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Isla Fisher is riding her husband and baby daddy’s revival…taking his Ali G approach to the world that made him famous and applying it to the Make America Great movement, to either mock hick weirdos and left wing weirdos alike…because the world, at least based on social media is ridiculous as fuck and I Sacha Baron Cohen likes to troll…and I think he’s pretty great at it…solid parody….coming into your country and making you all look like fools…

The interesting thing about Isla Fisher is that she’s been with him since 2002….the other interesting thing is that she converted to be Jewish to be with him…he must have a large dick…or she must like his jokes…or maybe he’s just trolled her using his intelligence and trapped her into making him a few kids….

She said:

“I will definitely have a Jewish wedding just to be with Sacha. I would do anything—move into any religion—to be united in marriage with him. We have a future together and religion comes second to love as far as we are concerned.”

Here she is in a bikini for you Scooby Doo fans, becasue I think that’s all she’s done…but what do I know about submissive gingers in their 40s….

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Posted in:Isla Fisher|SFW

2018

Aug

Sara Jean Underwood Naked Outdoor Shower of the Day

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I may be asked to remove these pics of Sara Jean Underwood living her Camp Life, Van Life, adventure travel life, spent in the woods and National parks, where she is in touch with nature all naked, because her life is one nice vacation, she did the ground work in her 20s when she was in Playboy, on G4TV, building that audience, unfortunately having fucked Ryan Seacrest, something I’ve heard is a terrible experience across the board, cuz he’s a weirdo pervert coke head who is aggressive towards the women he makes sign his NDA contracts with….but that Sarah Underwood has survived and can do what matters most…just fucking remove herself from the scene, publish great content for her fans who pay her to live through her patreon, all while remaining hot.

I am a big fan of what she’s doing, but she’s not a big fan of what I am doing taking her pics people pay for….so I may get an email…but any excuse to get her to email me…cuz she’s hot and doing cool things…is a good one.

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