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2018

Aug

Shay Mitchell Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

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Shay Mitchell is a bratty rich kid from Canada who has made it in America.

She’s half Indian, dot not feather, because we allow that in Canada…

She was on a huge the instagram because she was on a very successful show where Ashley Benson ate all the Craft Services, allowing her to do the logical thing, and rather than get cast in Oscar winning movies….she has decided to turn to Youtube, doing that YOUTUBE thing, where she plays a fashion and lifestyle blogger…with some travel content…because she knows to leverage the fuck out of whatever she’s done, diversify, don’t put all your eggs in one basket, this social media thing is pretty fucking easy to pull off as a sideline gig…just document what the fuck you are doing and get richer than you already are or than her parents are….that allowed her to have this life as an “actor”….influencer…personality with fans..

The world…is crazy.

Shay Mitchell made this video of her tits in various settings

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2018

Aug

Elizabeth Hurley Pussy Print of the Day

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I guess this is a situation that isn’t that bad…Liz Hurley’s continuous posting of her old lady tits.

I like to make fun of it, point and laugh if you will, but there’s nothing funny about an old lady who still looks this good.

If anything, it should be celebrated, for other old ladies to feel like shit about themselves, to possibly buy her bathing suit company bathing suits to hope to look as good as this…who knows, maybe it motivates those old women to work out, to get face injections, to do whatever it takes to get where they need to go…

Or maybe Liz Hurley has no fucking influence, no impact, and the only people who care are pervert fans, who are also old as fuck, and rememebr her in the 90s…

I think the only amazing thing about Liz Hurley is that she’s British, and British women are normally toothless, grey skinned and fat by 35…so it’s just a whole lot of confusing..but I get pretty confused looking at tits in general…pretty fucking stroked out.

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2018

Aug

Bella Thorne Performing of the Day

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Bella Thorne got to perform for what I think was her first official show now that she’s become EDM performer that proves the internet and social media is a fucking stupid place where people want to see the people they follow in person – it’s some reality show nonsense where uninteresting people who have little going on in their lives obsess over nonsense like Bella Thorne who seem more interesting than them because she was whored out to Disney by her parents at a young age and I guess it worked.

She took the lead of the Vine Stars, that you can make fucking money and engage retards and produce low level content around yourself and it’s easier than actually working…

Then you can release garbage…like real fucking garbage and you can sell it because people are so fucking brainwashed by you…

Then events will cast you to be in their events because they need the action, attention and PR…And really none of this shit takes much effort or talent cuz the audience isn’t hard to please…they have no standards and just like to buy into what they are told.

Society is very complacent and this whore doing whore shit proves that anything is possible if you’re rich enough to trick your idiot
fans…then everyone wanting attention will work with you…cuz they want your fans too.

Weird.

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2018

Aug

Ireland Baldwin is a Big Biker Babe of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin posts slutty content to social media – because she craves attention.

I read some bullshit story that was sent to me about Ireland Baldwin’s pictures upsetting her dad. Where he makes comments on her feed or on his feed whenever something slutty comes out…which I think is just an angle to get her more attention because he feels bad she’s such a fucking failure….and he’s doing his part to correct the mistakes he’s made…like HAVING her in the first place….or maybe he is actually ashamed, he did call her a pic when she was growing up, and it was used against him in his Kim Bassinger Divorce, which could be why he hates her and started a new life….

But the truth is, she’s not quite a big, she’s more of an Elephant, she’s massive…a monster even….a monster who was doing bikini instagram riding celebrity parents hard on instagram before it was a thing…and before her cousin was stealing her glory…losing her virginity to Bieber at 15 and now being engaged to him at 20.

I feel like Ireland Baldwin could actually be alright, interesting, not that bad, I don’t hate her…or her broken rich girl ways….but she must hate me cuz she’s blocked me on all of her feeds…mean girl…maybe her dad is right about her and she is a disgrace to the family…a mentally unstable disgrace…

Here are some paprazzi pics of her making a normal sized girl look like a midget….with her sloppy young tits braless…with hard nipples

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2018

Aug

Selma Blair Ass in Panties You Buffy Perverts of the Day

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Selma Blair posted up a panty ass pic – because she’s trying to stay relevant…even though she’s disappeared for 10 years….

The last time I wrote about Selma Blair I said:

So that’s where you went 10 years ago when everyone forgot you…off somewhere in a bikini…like a Castaway on some Swiss Family Robinson shipwrecked shit, only intentional because the heat in the Hollywood Kitchen was too hot to handle…so you chose the heat of the tropics…where you could run around half naked and alone…but you’ve washed up ashore thanks to a little raft you made from twigs, shells and your vaginal mucus that strangely got thicker and thicker each year out there without the proper hygiene needed to clean up after fucking yourself with a piece of coral one night after getting drunk on your fermented coconut meat….Pirate Shit…

You know….only to visit instagram with her ass to get noticed, remembered, attention before she turns 50…cuz instagram is everyone’s favorite place to whore out….like they always wanted to but were told it would ruin their career if they did…but now their career’s rely on it…

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2018

Aug

Topless Promo Model Showing Off Products and Other Videos of the Day

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This Dude Got Caught Filming a Child Changing at a Store – if you Know Him – Kill Him

Tourist Fucking Thai Hooker

Dude Has Heart Attack While Having Car Sex

Woman Flies Off Scooter…

Dude Gets Carried Away with a Stripper

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2018

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I was outside a restaurant in a pretty decent suburban area…and this nicely dressed old as fuck lady came up to me…she struck up a conversation and was pretty articulate, not like the crackhead idiots I am used to interacting with and she asked me not to be offended by what she was about to ask…and I was like “I doubt anything will offend me”…because I have no self esteem I guess…and just don’t actually care about anything….anyway – she ended up asking me for some spare change, and I guess was ashamed of it, so when I told her that I actually had no money and that she’s likely richer than me, she asked me not to tell anyone, then told me she’d let me fuck her ass for 5 dollars…

This nicely dressed suburban granny…offered me 5 dollar anal sex…

I had to say no, because then she’d know I was lying about having no money…but sometimes…you need to just grab life by the balls and take whatever experiences get thrown your way…

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2018

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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Asking a woman if her husband she is getting a divorce from’s new piece of ass that she’s whining about in hr facebook status has a tighter vagina than her…is not the best way to make friends with a hurting Divorcee…

Watching cam girls for an hour only for them to not get naked, but instead hang out in shorts and a t-shirt, texting on cam, as idiots tip them…makes me angry…

It’s like you have one job to do, make that asshole gape bitch.

Asking a Goth chick if she calls her pussy the bat cave…because she likes to fuck bats cuz she’s a Goth….will reduce chances of seeing said bat cave….

Trying to convince a guy at the bank that you have had anal sex with a mosquito to represent how small your dick is to said guy will likely make him think you’re a queer…

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2018

Aug

Mariah Carey TIts in a Wet Suit of the Day

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Here’s some Mariah Carey, crazy bitch, doing some Steve Irwin nature show reporting from her billion dollar yacht…living that diva life…because what better way to roll into the weekend…than with Mariah Carey tits.

That’s all I have to say about that…

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2018

Aug

Gabrielle Union Wet T-Shirt of the Day

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Gabrielle Union is the Dwayne Wade Basketball player wife, who was a black actress and may still be one…I’ll have to check Black Twitter…

All I seem to see there is that Fox News Used Patti Labelle’s Pic to Promote Arethra Franklin’s deadness

So I’ll have to explore wikipedia to figure out that this 45 has been the token black girl in a lot of movies, and that at 45, is still showing off her ass in a bikini, sexualizing herself, because if you look this good, at least from this angle at 45, you’d doing a total disservice to the rest of the world by not showing it off….or at least a disservice to her exhibitionist self…

She’s got her tits out cuz she is an actual rape victim who doesn’t whine about it like all these other girls who get their ass grabbed or walk into hotel rooms of celebrities to see them jerking off….all you other bitches are soft…while she’s getting things done…tits out.

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