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Bella Thorne Removes Her Bra but Leaves the Jacket of the Day

Amelia Gray Hamlin Model Whore Tits of the Day

Old Lady Alessandra Ambrosio is Flexing her Ass of the Day

Brie Larson Wants You To Jerk Off to Her Tits of the Day

Chloe Bailey Bikinis in the Tropics of the Day

2018

Aug

Lindsay Lohan Getting her Hair Washed of the Day

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While the world seems so concerned with Madonna’s rendition or tribute to Aretha Franklin, two acts no one gives a fuck about unless they die, on MTV VMAs a show that no one gives a fuck about, even after it died, unless some celebs that show up offend people with their tribute to the dead performers…

I prefer to focus on other washed up celebs washing up, literally and figuratively in their Greece adventure….from riding Jet Skis to getting her hair washed on deck…Lohan, who probably doesn’t eat ham, cuz she’s Arab….keeps the dream alive.

That’s all I have to say about that.

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2018

Aug

Girl Masturbating on the Beach and Other Videos of the Day

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The Pussy Limbo Dance and Other Videos of the Day

That’s Not My Car?

Shoe Snatcher Inside Mosque

Weird Guy on the Train

Silent Sam -The Confederate Soldier Being Toppled Down

Jacking Off in Front of a Store

Little Girl Getting Baptized Called Priest a “PUTO”

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2018

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Do you like reptiles, here’s a picture of my snake…

We live in a world where we can’t make date rape jokes, when I remember a time when you could say in an office boardroom meeting, “she thinks she was date raped, but I never took her on a date”…to which everyone in the room would laugh…not that it’s a good joke, but at least we could say it and see the awkwardness boil inside a person before deciding “I’ll laugh to make it stop”….or “I’ll laugh because it’s funny”…where as now, everyone is so uptight on conduct, they look around the room all serious like, and ask you to take a leave because you are suspended as the world has no jokes and decency must prevail…

It’s pretty oppressive that we live in a time where we are allowed to say less from a social norm perspective, like society isn’t on your side for anything off color….or about the colored.

I’m not a comedian, so I’m just saying even us everyday people can’t say what we want to say because it offends everyone, I still say what I want to say, but no one is listening and the dirty looks I get bring me joy…I like seeing how uptight and soft every single person is, then I like to contrast that with their nude instagram pics…to remind myself that all these people are fucking crazy.

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Elon Musk Isn’t Involved in Threesomes
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Girls Peeing – the Compilation
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley….Slutty
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Madonna’s Out of Touch Aretha Franklin Tribute
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Hooters Waitress had to Quit her “Dream” Job cuz of Customer Rudeness…
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Man has Meltdown at Kebab House
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Asians Didn’t Want to See Crazy Rich Asians Because they’re More Interested in Movies about white people, it’s more comedic. Asian content in Hollywood is just for pussy Social Justice Warriors to stop whining and to feel like everyone on the playground is allowed to play even though that’s not how life is…just look at me..I’m a fucking loser and I don’t cry about it….
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Scooter Slams Barrier
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Pete Davidson Arrested for POT Possession
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The Loch Ness Monster is REAL
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MMA Sparring
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Lionel Messi Surprising the World…
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You need more Miss USA 2011 in Your Life…
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Michael Cera Eating Hot Sauce
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2018

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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If you leave the house, you will see so many people influenced by instagram younger people, which isn’t saying much cuz I am old as fuck and everyone is younger than me….but influenced by instagram none the less…

From face injections, to shorts in a size small when they should be a size medium….and taking selfies in public while vaping in a crop top and mom jeans to big tits spilling out everywhere….

But never are they out there fully naked, having public sex, like we lived in the wild west, they save that shit for their instagram personal….

They are white, entitled, first world, new generation, feminists, social justice warriors, on the extreme liberal, so liberal it is oppressive, celebrate nudity and body positivity cuz it’s a thing, rape men, don’t let men rape you….down with the patriarchy…yet all they care about is likes and follows hence posting pics of their assholes…

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Do Not Accuse Kelly Ripa of a New Face
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Asia Argento Paying off 17 Year Olds She Molested is Funny Cuz She’s a Shitty Person
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Charlie Riina – Slut in a Bathing Suit
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Motorbike Does Crazy Superman Stunt on Highway
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Nip Slip of the Day
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A Bunch of Golf Fails
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CBD Commercial of the Day
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Taylor Swift – Whore in Concert
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The UK Pug Race is my Favorite thing I Ever Saw Ever
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Rachel McCord – Muddy and Topless
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Banksy Responds to a Fake Art Show of his Work in Russia
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Throwback Monday – Pornstars without Make-up
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Emma Stone – Not So Slutty Photoshoot Discussing Why She Doesn’t Use Social Media
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Foot Worshipper Busted is Hlarious
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79 Year Old Protected Himself by Shotgun Shot to an Intruder’s Legs
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World’s Youngest Backflip
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Random Instagram Whore – Dina Denoire
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Grimes Bragging About Elon Musk’s Dick
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Kim K in a Tight Pink Outfit
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The People (Social Justice Warrior Idiots) VS Jaime Oliver’s Jerk Rice
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Just a Massive Python Climbing a Garage
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Toy Car Catches Fire with Kids Inside
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Idiots Doing a Car Show on Bay Bridge of the Day
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Panda Doesn’t Realize She’s had Twins
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AnnaLynne McCord – Pussy in Leggings
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James Gunn went to a Pedo Themed Party
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Kangaroos Searchign for Food and Water in a Neighborhood
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Taylor Swift in Concert
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Suzanne Somers Old as Fuck
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Kristin Chenoweth in a Red Dress….
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Selena Gomez Leaving a Hotel in Overalls
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Sabrina Carpenter Slutty Performer
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Justin Skye in Short Shorts with Big Tits
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Charo – Exists
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Charli XCX in Shorts on Stage
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Lindsey Sterling – Slutty Violin
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Lourdes Leon in Short Shorts…
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Sophie Turner Hot in Bikini
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Amber Heard Slut in a Dress
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Tara Reid is a Fucking Legend
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Cassie Scerbo – Cleavage
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Rita Ora – Green Mosnter of the Day
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Debra Messing Slutty Dress for a 87 Year Old
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Jena Dewan at an Event
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Ryan Newman Cleavage
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LIMBO BUSH OF THE DAY
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Sideboob – a Compilation
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Big Oiled Up Tits Masturbating in a Church – Weird
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Hot Naked Amatuer of the Day
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Young Girl Busting Out her Epic Monster Tits
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Muriel Naked and Spread and Amazing
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Pantyhose Masturbation
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Vibrating Dildo- The Close Up
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Marion Cotillard TOpless
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Juicy Brush Fuck
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Girl Picking Out a Book the SLut Way
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Just Some Naked Glamour Shots
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This Girl Masturbates Proper
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2018

Aug

The Tits Ben Affleck Cheated on the Nanny He Cheated on his Wife With of the Day

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Her name is Shauna Sexton…yes Sexton…and she’s loving every second of being a whore now that it’s officially panned out for her….

She was seen with Ben Affleck, and not at all upset about getting caught, she’s posted the screenshot of them together in her IG story….

Here’s teh video:

here he is taking her home for a fuck…

IG…where you can follow her HERE , because why not celebrate a girl who did Playboy to get ahead, giving head to an old degenerate but rich as fuck A-Lister to get ahead, and give her that tabloid celebrity she moved to LA for…back before she was resorting to getting naked to validate her existence…..and now fucking A-Listers to validate herself.

I don’t hate on the plight of the whore, it is what it is, it’s just nice to know that nothing changes much from the way it used to be to the way it is today….

Rich dudes like hot young pussy, hot young pussy likes rich dudes, sometimes to get to the rich dudes your hot young pussy needs to be in nude shoots pretending to be a model, that’s the stamp of approval the rich dude needs to fuck it and cart it around for the tabloids to allow it to exist.

This couldn’t have panned out better for the 22 year old, normally this happens at 28 when they are ready to throw in the towel, giving their last effort….

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2018

Aug

Bella Hadid Wet Tits of the Day

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Look, Bella Hadid busted out the tits, for you to pound yourself to, like the pervert you are, because she knows as well as we know that her best plastic surgery efforts to be a hot chick, while being born and raised a troll, the second tier, backup sister if their Muslim dad had to kill the other one off in an honor killing for not being enough of a whore for his friends he sold her off to…or leant her out to…but instead of trading or bartering for a Goat, it’d be for their fame and celebrity to elevate the whole family as being relevant rich kids, cuz rich isn’t enough for them, they need fame…

She’s a monster, contrived to look hot, or be hot, or be used by brands and shoved down our throat like she matters, and people think that makes her matter…because they are mindless to into themselves and only invest very fucking limited energy into bothering with other whores….so seeing them in things is enough for them to think…”oh she’s famous”…now back to taking their own damn selfies to try to get to this level…this is a benchmark….aspirational…a slut they hope to be..but will probably never be…but they’ll keep trying and I’ll keep lookin’

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2018

Aug

Jordyn Jones in a Bikini of the Day

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Jordyn Jones who may or may not be one of January Jone’s previous children – as she’s into single mom shit..

She’s also into posting bikini selfies for attention…it may be a family thing…you know her daughter she raised in the basement producing youtube videos before selling to the entertainment industry…

Jordyn Jones is a youtuber…and I think these selfies explain to you why….and that is because there’s a fucking bunch of perverts using youtube to jerk off…the world is a vast place and youtube is a massive website…meaning there’s a whole lot of fucking dudes jerking off to this girl who was sexualized at a young age for those Bieber dreams…

I don’t know what else she’s done, I just know she’s….posting slutty content since kids are slutty these days…they’ve all grown up on porn and they are all ego attention seeking weirdos that take it upon themselves to grow their audiences….doing slutty things…

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2018

Aug

Cynda Mcelvana Nude Model of the Day

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Cynda Mcelvana who sounds ethnic and desperate for attention is now an LA model…

Despite her ethnic name, she’s not a sex worker from Eastern Erupe or wherever Mcelvana is from, probably Scotland….she’s actually straight from the farmlands of Arkansas…where her dad may be her brother, uncle and grandfather before she escaped the farm thanks to some vacuum salesman saving her after spending a night sleeping in her barn after his car broke down…

Well, she moved to LA because that’s what you do when you’re straight from Arkansas….with an eagerness to be the next big thing, the next big find, the next Disney Kid…..

She may be freshly out of high school or she may be old and finally getting naked because her dreams haven’t panned out for her…but whatever it is…she’s getting naked and that’s what matters…

I like this strategy of marketing and getting known…and hope it lands her a netflix series….because I can cross reference it against her bush…that looks like a blonde bush…which is a fetish to anyone into blondes…natural blondes…you know what I mean..and if you’re old enough you’ll remember that Brian De Palma’s Dressed to Kill scene I probably jacked off to 1000 times before access to porn.

All this to say, here’s our girl Cyndy with a Double Y showing her Double D’s, that are probably not actually Double Ds…being her own boss…

Posted in:Cynda Mcelvana

2018

Aug

Aubrey O’Day Knows her Angles of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day is a fucking legend…yes she’s that old, she’s been around that long, but after breaking up with her Jersey Shore idiot she was with, you know as she was heading back to white after going black and stopping with GUIDO along the way, the transitional period where she actually wanted to fuck a monkey….

Well, she saw all the whores getting attention being whores, and knows how easy it is to be a whore, so jumped on it…I mean social media has is a joke when you’ve made it pre-social media as a whore…

The interesting thing about her, is there was a time she was fat and horrible looking when on the Apprentice with Don Junior Trump….literally ON him….but that allowed me to learn that she understood marketing, and probably should have won that series…and this is the proof that she’ll take it upon herself to get this done….getting it done…the right way….

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2018

Aug

Brooke Burke Erotica of the Day

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Brooke Burke has a ridiculous fan base…

I assume they remember her from when she was on Wild On, from back in an era where getting half naked and partying around the world was enough of a concept to sell a show, an era where I should have been selling TV shows, and I guess I kind of was, to random drunks at the bars I used to frequent, who weren’t Hollywood Execs…but who still would jerk off in the plants like Weinstein…

I did pitch two shows one was a Jackass of Picking Up girls called Pickin’ Up…I pitchd it to some exec at Comedy Central who didn’t buy it and made me give up on my dreams and focus on this site….that has raped my life and dreams and distracted me from opportunities that I should have put my time into.

That idea wouldn’t work now that that whole #metoo shit ruining all our fun, and the other one, i don’t remember…but none as simplistic as “Playboy bitch with bolt on tits in bikini at parties around the globe”…like they spent money producing this shit, flying people around, and you perverts fucking watched it.

That said…I was one of those perverts, she still looks awesome, 20 years and 20 kids later, recently divorced wanting you to jerk off to her old lady body cuz it doesn’t look as old as the menopause probably makes it smell…all dusty and shit…but you can cum in her and she won’t get knocked up…which I’d say is probably a first for her…but it isn’t…

I can think of someone who did these shots a lil bit better…

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