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2018

20

Aug

Willow Shields in a Bikini of the Day

Willow Shields is an 18 year old girl from Hunger Games where she wasn’t 18 years old…so this must be very exciting to those of you who had a crush on her and thought she was cute while masturbating to that series….

I have never seen the series, or heard of Willow Shields…

The only Willow I know is Willow the midget from the movie Willow….but the one, like that one,, looks like a midget too…one showing off her ass like the young people do…

And I don’t know about you, but there’s nothing like a midget with midget legs doing bikini porn for social media in a pair of fucking Birkenstocks, like some kind of lesbian hippie backpacker from the late 70s, on her way to gay marry in some remote village in Peru…

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2018

20

Aug

Elsa Hosk – Pussy Shorts of the Day

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I used to call things “gayer than bicycle shorts”…it was one of my catch phrases, I’ve had a few that last a while until I forget about them…like how I do “of the day” on every article on the site, not that these are articles, but you know what I mean.

I used to also do “I am-” before every article on the site, not that these are articles, but some SEO dude trying to help me get the site back on track and loved by the masses, which never happened, told me to remove the “I am -” before every title, because it made no sense, so I tried selling out, and you’ll be glad to know, I failed at the clickbaiting…

I used to also say “that’s the story I heard”…or I’d say “looking good sweetheart” to fucking ugly bitches who didn’t look good…

I’ve been writing a side for 14 fucking years, daily updating, 10 or more posts a day, about nonsense…there’s often times a lot of crossover….

That said…”gayer than bicycle shorts”…because bike shorts are fucking gay, and when you see the weekend warriors out there on their road bikes dressed like they are doing Tour De France despite being 40 pound overweight doctors and lawyers on the bike bath…in their spandex outfits…is pretty fucking gay.

In the 80s, before I really embraced alcoholism when Mountain Bikini was starting up, I took a liking to it, but I’d never put on those queer outfits…and always asked the people I met in the woods on their bikes if they were there for a gay meet up..cuz I could see their fucking balls in their gay shorts…

What I am getting at is that Bicycle Shorts have always been gay, but thanks to instagram and women being into fitness and whores who show off their asses and cameltoes….it’s a trend….and these girls wear them out…and they aren’t that gay to look at…cuz you see full cunt.

I am into any outfit that shows off full cunt.

So while Bike Shorts are still gay…they aren’t when hot models wear them.

That’s all I have to say about that!

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2018

20

Aug

Maitland Ward Degenerate Nude Erotica of the Day

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This is what happens when you start a Patreon and realize that the weirdo fans that you’ve generated by riding Boy Meets World fame and using your tits people who remember you wanted to see back then, now…at over 40 years old…..realizing that they are heavy nerds, because who the fuck remembers Boy Meets World besides weirdos….and that those nerds will pay to fuck you, or at least look at your nude content…

So it’s been a process of an attention seeking ex actress who never quite made it…realizing she’s a sex worker…and all it took was getting a patreon to 50k a month in revenue…that’s a ton of fucking money and all she has to do is weird erotica that isn’t even properly produced or executed and that looks like it is shot on a fucking potato…of a potato.

I can’t hate a women showing her pussy like this…and getting paid…it’s empowering and amazing what the internet can do for people.

I have not made even close to that money doing this for 14 years so good for her.

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2018

20

Aug

Scout Willis Bikini of the Day

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I used to make fun of the Willis sisters. I don’t know why I decided it was my duty or task to point at laugh at rich as fuck, spoiled as fuck, trust fund kids who are basically on summer vacation every day of their life, with no responsibilities thanks to their parents, allowing them to focus on doing things they like to actually do, whether that is art, which I don’t think exists but is a lie, or music, or whatever the fuck it is that they do in their spare time being hipsters….

When really, the Willis Sisters, despite not being that hot…are a good time…

They do nude shoots, they do weird incest content, they are often times half naked, and posting for attention on the social media feeds…but are rich and don’t need it.

So there’s really nothing to hate about them…what they do is good enough for a pervert like me.

I believe in them…their strength, their youth, their money, there’s time for them to still do something worth doing…like showing their spread assholes…I’ve seen the bush, but have I seen the asshole?

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2018

20

Aug

Shay Mitchell Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

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Shay Mitchell is a bratty rich kid from Canada who has made it in America.

She’s half Indian, dot not feather, because we allow that in Canada…

She was on a huge the instagram because she was on a very successful show where Ashley Benson ate all the Craft Services, allowing her to do the logical thing, and rather than get cast in Oscar winning movies….she has decided to turn to Youtube, doing that YOUTUBE thing, where she plays a fashion and lifestyle blogger…with some travel content…because she knows to leverage the fuck out of whatever she’s done, diversify, don’t put all your eggs in one basket, this social media thing is pretty fucking easy to pull off as a sideline gig…just document what the fuck you are doing and get richer than you already are or than her parents are….that allowed her to have this life as an “actor”….influencer…personality with fans..

The world…is crazy.

Shay Mitchell made this video of her tits in various settings

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2018

20

Aug

Elizabeth Hurley Pussy Print of the Day

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I guess this is a situation that isn’t that bad…Liz Hurley’s continuous posting of her old lady tits.

I like to make fun of it, point and laugh if you will, but there’s nothing funny about an old lady who still looks this good.

If anything, it should be celebrated, for other old ladies to feel like shit about themselves, to possibly buy her bathing suit company bathing suits to hope to look as good as this…who knows, maybe it motivates those old women to work out, to get face injections, to do whatever it takes to get where they need to go…

Or maybe Liz Hurley has no fucking influence, no impact, and the only people who care are pervert fans, who are also old as fuck, and rememebr her in the 90s…

I think the only amazing thing about Liz Hurley is that she’s British, and British women are normally toothless, grey skinned and fat by 35…so it’s just a whole lot of confusing..but I get pretty confused looking at tits in general…pretty fucking stroked out.

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2018

20

Aug

Bella Thorne Performing of the Day

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Bella Thorne got to perform for what I think was her first official show now that she’s become EDM performer that proves the internet and social media is a fucking stupid place where people want to see the people they follow in person – it’s some reality show nonsense where uninteresting people who have little going on in their lives obsess over nonsense like Bella Thorne who seem more interesting than them because she was whored out to Disney by her parents at a young age and I guess it worked.

She took the lead of the Vine Stars, that you can make fucking money and engage retards and produce low level content around yourself and it’s easier than actually working…

Then you can release garbage…like real fucking garbage and you can sell it because people are so fucking brainwashed by you…

Then events will cast you to be in their events because they need the action, attention and PR…And really none of this shit takes much effort or talent cuz the audience isn’t hard to please…they have no standards and just like to buy into what they are told.

Society is very complacent and this whore doing whore shit proves that anything is possible if you’re rich enough to trick your idiot
fans…then everyone wanting attention will work with you…cuz they want your fans too.

Weird.

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2018

20

Aug

Ireland Baldwin is a Big Biker Babe of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin posts slutty content to social media – because she craves attention.

I read some bullshit story that was sent to me about Ireland Baldwin’s pictures upsetting her dad. Where he makes comments on her feed or on his feed whenever something slutty comes out…which I think is just an angle to get her more attention because he feels bad she’s such a fucking failure….and he’s doing his part to correct the mistakes he’s made…like HAVING her in the first place….or maybe he is actually ashamed, he did call her a pic when she was growing up, and it was used against him in his Kim Bassinger Divorce, which could be why he hates her and started a new life….

But the truth is, she’s not quite a big, she’s more of an Elephant, she’s massive…a monster even….a monster who was doing bikini instagram riding celebrity parents hard on instagram before it was a thing…and before her cousin was stealing her glory…losing her virginity to Bieber at 15 and now being engaged to him at 20.

I feel like Ireland Baldwin could actually be alright, interesting, not that bad, I don’t hate her…or her broken rich girl ways….but she must hate me cuz she’s blocked me on all of her feeds…mean girl…maybe her dad is right about her and she is a disgrace to the family…a mentally unstable disgrace…

Here are some paprazzi pics of her making a normal sized girl look like a midget….with her sloppy young tits braless…with hard nipples

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2018

20

Aug

Selma Blair Ass in Panties You Buffy Perverts of the Day

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Selma Blair posted up a panty ass pic – because she’s trying to stay relevant…even though she’s disappeared for 10 years….

The last time I wrote about Selma Blair I said:

So that’s where you went 10 years ago when everyone forgot you…off somewhere in a bikini…like a Castaway on some Swiss Family Robinson shipwrecked shit, only intentional because the heat in the Hollywood Kitchen was too hot to handle…so you chose the heat of the tropics…where you could run around half naked and alone…but you’ve washed up ashore thanks to a little raft you made from twigs, shells and your vaginal mucus that strangely got thicker and thicker each year out there without the proper hygiene needed to clean up after fucking yourself with a piece of coral one night after getting drunk on your fermented coconut meat….Pirate Shit…

You know….only to visit instagram with her ass to get noticed, remembered, attention before she turns 50…cuz instagram is everyone’s favorite place to whore out….like they always wanted to but were told it would ruin their career if they did…but now their career’s rely on it…

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