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Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day

Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day

Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day

Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2018

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Telling my neighbor…

“YOU are fucking sexy and I will definitely be jerking off to you tonight while sniffing your sheets”

As she is hanging up her sheets on her clothesline…

Will piss off her husband…who is standing right next to her.

People are so fucking uptight these days, look at the social media and watch how people are dealing with Straws, Trump, Being Liberal or Republican, White or Black…and everything else…terrible.

Here are some stepLINKS….in the Morning…

I’d Let my CBD do This to Me!
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Sarah Silverman’s Pedo Joke
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Man VS Chair
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Crocodile VS Trainer
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Ashley Graham – Fucking Big
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Otters are Fucking Violent – and Kill a Caiman
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French Montana – Not Killed
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Big In Germany David Hasselhoff Got Married in Italy
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Thought Catalog – The CBD CHOICE OF CHAMPIONS…
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Bad Timing – in the Elevator
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K-Fed Says Britney Spears is Pulling Celeb Bullshit
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15 Dollar Sleep Spray
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DAB YOUR WAY TO THE FUTURE POTHEAD – SMOKE UP…
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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2018

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’ve been seeing these meme going around about Dating in 1998 – can I have my Cds Back, Dating in 2018 – can you delete those pictures of my asshole….funny to girls born in the 80s because they never thought they would be the girl sending pics of their assholes out…and have been to keep up…which must be hard getting old as a woman….

The nice thing about being a man, is that the girls we date off the internet were born in 1998. So we don’t need to reflect on the way it was. Just the way it is. They don’t even know what CDs are, except for maybe from movies like Clueless that still get watched….

Not to mention, those girls born in 1998, have been handing out pics of their assholes for the last few years like they are birthday invites or valentine’s day in elementary school when you had to give one to everyone…it’s just common courtesy and if you haven’t seen each other’s assholes, even as casual friends, you can’t consider yourself KNOWING each other.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Chrissy Teigen’s Disgusting Topless Pic and Fat Mom Body
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Touching Hands on the Escalator Prank
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Kendall Jenner in Shit Pond Water
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Ashley Graham is Fat as Fuck
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Naomi Campbell is PRegnant
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Kim K- Nipples
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Dora Madison Burge – Pokies
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French Montana’s House Targeted by Armed Gunmen
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Katy Perry – Legs….
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Guy in the Gym Being an Idiot…
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Dad Smells Liquid Ass
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Hailey Baldwin Slutty Fucking christian with a Trans Face
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Nicole Kidman Tarantula Catching
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Instagram Whore of the Day
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Trebek Wants a Black Woman to Host Jeopardy
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Sacha Cohen Trolling More Republicans
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Florida Man – Hit by Car
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Kim Kardashian Gets Naked for Trump….Obviously
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15 Dollar Sleep Spray
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DAB YOUR WAY TO THE FUTURE POTHEAD – SMOKE UP…
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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Heidi Montag – BIKINI Shoot
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Kaili Thorne – The NEglected Thorne Sister in a Gown in the Ocean for Water
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Molly Quinn is Scary
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Amber Heard – Devil Woman – Whore Tit
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Celebrity Nude in Movies Compilation
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Olivia CUlpo SLutty in NYC
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Madison Beer in a Crop Top
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Jodie Sweetin – Old Lady METH Tits in a Black Wig
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Olivia Attwood Picking her Wedgie
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Th GLOW party
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Chloe Grace Moretz in a Weird Outfit – Not Hot
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Vanessa Hudgens – Sports Bra
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Jordyn Jones – Legs…
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Girls Getting Their Fuck on at Work
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Face Mounted Dildo
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Testing the New Sex Doll is Terrifying
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Red Shirt – Red Thong – Red Hot
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Tennis Slut
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Tara Naked and Posing Proper…
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Big Titty Photography Club You’d Want to Be part Of
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Lesbians in the Library
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Wet Pussy – Grey Panties
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Just a Milf Fucking her Panties
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Black Dude Fucking White Girl with a Confederate Flag On Her Wall
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Lots of Fucking Cleavage
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Slutty Selfies
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Bolt On Tits for the Bolt On Tit Lovers
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Throwback to Greek Tits
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2018

Jul

Kate Hudson’s Pregnant Bikini Nightmare of the Day

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If these pics of a very pregnant old lady who is pregnant don’t terrify you, disgust you or offend you…there’s something seriously wrong with you, your life, your decisions, everything about you….I don’t know what went wrong for you to be into ready to drop milk filled tit in bikini erotica starring a celebrity who doesn’t matter….I just know you were probably neglected as a child, raped as a child, which I guess is the opposite of being neglected as a child, but rather loved too hard as a child….

Pregnant women have a fucking human growing up near their vagina, that’s terrifying…and pregnant sex is only good in the first month or two when the girl is all hormonal and not fat beyond her tits yet…and only when the baby she’s carrying isn’t yours so that you can cum in her with no fear of knocking her up….something you can’t relate to…because you’ve been lonely as an adult, all socially awkward that makes you dream of knocking up a girl….cuz girls don’t talk to you… just like Kate Hudson’s latest baby probably did…

We can assume when he first met her, he knew he had to keep the charm on hard, run game hard, manipulate her in hard….only to perfectly time cutting open her C-Section scar to have a direct line to impregnate her…bitch is rich, the kid will be taken care of, no pressure…lots of resources…while you can just coast like a K-Fed collecting child support…women do it all the time, gender equality, shit it’s our time…to make it even more interesting, maybe dude should legally change his gender like the guy in Canada who now gets cheaper car insurance, to be the real “dependent” he needds to be to REALLY cash in when their love come crashing down thanks to Kate Hudson being a tyrant, pussy filling from every angle, pushing Owen Wilson to Divorce like she was Asia Argento…monster that she is and that these pics prove she is…

This is beyond ready to drop, this is the fuse is about to make this bitch explode and shoot a baby either out of her like a human cannon, behind the bar where he will learn how to make cocktails for her drunk ass at a young age….splashing afterbirth all over the pool deck….like that time I had giardia and despite the warning signs saying “do not enter the pool if you’ve had diarrhea” I decided to have diarhea in the pool. It was a heat wave, the neighborhood kids hated me for the two day lockdown it caused….

But enough about me, making this post about me, like I was the celeb spoiled brat kid turned celeb…acting like I am the only one in the room…when clearly there’s a pregnant as fuck bitch right here.

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2018

Jul

Ariel Winter Topless of the Day

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Ariel Winter Topless is actually Ariel Winter in a Towel and not living up to the fetish we call “what’s under the towel”…..even though she should, but that I guess she doesn’t really have to…because unlike all the other girls posting up nudes…she is already rich and famous, she’s made over 20 million dollars on Modern Family…16 million of it she’s spent on donuts….I mean I guess that’s not fair…I’m sure there was other baked goods involved… I shouldn’t discriminate the fat girl’s tastes in high calorie foods….

I am ready to see these tits that she can’t cut off cuz they grow back like the horror movie of the 70s the Blob….which is somewhat fitting under the circumstances….

I figure if she’s going to show us shamelessness for attention cuz she’s broken, there might as well be some actual nudity…but I guess if she went that route too aggressive, she’s be fired from her show and definitely forgotten…which would mean no more income…to pay for donuts and other baked goods..so showing fans her nipples…isn’t as important to her as keeping a damn job.

She’s not hot…but who is hot these days anyway…it’s all just the same old bullshit on repeat done by different vaginas….so I document it..not because I like it or I am impressed by it..but instead because it “happened”….

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2018

Jul

Ana De Aramas Getting Wet in a Bikini of the Day

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Ana De Aramas is the Cuban to America actress who I think is in Blade Runner (the new one, not the one from when the Cuban Revolution was happening)….

I am too lazy to google her, because if you’re like me, you’ll agree that any Cuban girl who has made it out of Cuban and is starring or even being cast in mainstream movies that aren’t sex videos, is a waste of a Cuban girl.

I’ll have you know that as a Canadian, CUBA has been our Sex Tourism destination since the Americans were locked out, communism rule took over, and cheap resorts, we’re talking 400 dollars CANADIAN…which is like 300 dollars US…for 7 days of all you can eat, drink…including FLIGHTS….cheaper than LIVING in Canada….I can spend 300 dollars a night here just on beer…not that I have 300 dollars…but people do, retired people do, and that 300 dollar trip, leaves them with ample money to hire a 100 dollar a week 18 year old Cuban girl and possibly her best friend to be your girlfriend for the week.

Sure it may come with STDs, but CUBA has a great healthcare system, these girls can get treated before they get to you….

But it’s better, and often times hotter than this Cuban acrtress who has made it, who makes money and who is a different kind of sex worker…the kind we don’t sex with.

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2018

Jul

Kimberley Garner Upskirt of the Day

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We may not know who UK reality star who is still having a go at being relevant, or riding that reality star low level of fame, Kim Garner, gone to the USA to make it in America…while having not quite made it in the UK, where her celebrity possibly only getting to cut lines at the club, or maybe a free bottle, or rich dude companion but nothing much beyond that.

But that doesn’t mean we won’t zoom in on her ass pic to try to see her asshole….sure we’d do it for any chick dressed like this, ass out…so when it’s Kim Garner it doesn’t make it better or more interesting…but these are the pics of this moment that I have available right now so I’m going to make the most of them.

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2018

Jul

Aubrey O’Day Pussy Print of the Day

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As ridiculous as Aubrey O’Day is….you have to kind of love everything that she’s doing…

It’s like it’s a troll, or a parody, of the way the internet is…and in being a troll or a parody…she’s actually getting some traction.

Before the face injections and the slutty outfits, she was a big set of tits from Celebrity Apprentice and Danity Kane Making of the Band Fucking Diddy Fame…that literally disappeared for at least 3-4 years…

She went from fake titty white girl making the band, to PHAT ASS WHITE GIRL making the bandleader cum, to getting fatter and fatter and fatter…ending up on Apprentice…before disappearing to finally settling on a Jersey Shore dude to keep her as relevant as she could while taking up fitness and reinventing herself…like she had to to get back to the white market who are more opeen to fat ass girls now than they were when she was real fat…as long as they look like weirdo sex dolls…

So here she is riding that trend out and all it took was 10k in face injections, some fitness, some lipo and a willingness to show off her kardashian looking body in slutty cheap miami hooker clothes…and it’s magical to see that level of low level….hustling like an insta thot trying to get into a Rap video / knocked up by a rapper….

I appreciate her work.

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2018

Jul

Genevieve Morton Tits and Pussy of the Day

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I avoid Genevieve Morton content….

I just find her a bad vibe…overall washed up, played out, not very memorable, fired from Sports Illustrated Swim that was her lifeline, what must be 3-4 years ago, who never quite made it but thinks that she did, but was outshined by Kate Upton who did make it.

I just find there’s a lot of negativity, and anger, and most importantly attitude, superiority complexes, thoughts that she’s hot as fuck, when really she’s just average, and really when she was at her peak…she was straight up fucking fat.

She’s entitled, likes being around rich people, thinks she’s got what it takes to sit at the rich person table and in doing that has a bad snobby energy that shouldn’t be there because she’s really not that great…

I’ve been watching her fall off and try to get back up…every year another year older…she’s quit drinking, turned to fitness…is still angry at the world…

She’s tried blogging, or fucking being an influencer, but not getting paid too well and when offered deals…she turns on you and thinks she’s worth more than she is…making no one want to work with her…

She’s just sitting around googling herself and the only thing she’s got is this taking nude pics for the fans…that I guess she spins as not being shameless or sex work…while that is exactly what it is.

Her big titties are what the fans want to see, so show it to them, maybe they’ll buy your calendar that will pay your rent another year…rather than actually come up with a plan or a strategy….bottom feed that shit off poor dudes who bought into your tits when they used to wear bikinis…

This half naked / naked act has been going on for awhile to keep her as relevant as a forgotten model can be, to keep the fans engaged…because she does have fans…weirdos but still fans.

So next step…sex tapes maybe…I mean masturbating on Patreon or Premium Snapchat, it’d be the smart angle, but she thinks she’s too good for that, so instead she’ll pretend to be high brow…until she realizes she can be making 50k a month spreading her asshole to paying customers…and still pretend to be high brow..

It’s coming soon…and I’ll be into that more humble, less obnoxious Genevieve Morton….but until then…I’ll just hate on her for being a terrible vibe…

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2018

Jul

Kim Kardashian Weird Body of the Day

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So many girls get the “Medi-Spa” treatments of face injections and fat being sucked out of their stomachs and pumped back into their asses to try to live an Instagram Filter of a life, while looking like fucking clowns….which is a fucking look that apparently so many of these girls want to have because they are weak, insecure and give into weird ideals they think society puts on them, only to complain about the patriarchy in a few years when they figure out what the patriarchy is, as they are too fucking dumb to figure it out now, while at Bottle Service and shit…

Well, I always wonder how those face injections and treatments will age, there’s no real case studies or science behind it, yet everyone is up on it, like it’s fucking crack, and I know it can’t end great….

So every time I see Den Mother Kim K out with her look, slowly rotting out from the inside, I think..well…this is going to end bad for all those people who are following her lead…cuz shit looks terrifying as fuck…

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2018

Jul

Nina Agdal and her Old Lady Retard Head in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Nina Agdal and her retard, possible Downs Syndrome, forehead is traveling on some rich person’s dime, as whores do…living the life in the later part of her life, because disabled people don’t live as long as non-disabled people..

As it turns out, earlier today, I was reading about the misconceptions of Downs Syndrome, as I do in preparation of knocking up crackwhores with my retard sperm…and as it turns out…some of the misconceptions are logical…like A child with Downs Syndrome will not ruin a marriage..A Child with Downs Syndrome will not negatively impact their siblings…but most importantly people with Downs Sydrome die Young…which is something I’ve always heard…..but as it turns out that’s only true if they are black….black Downs Syndrome people die on average at 35, while whites die at 60..

So my theory on the 30 year old maximizing her alive time…in bathing suits in europe with her rich boyfriend because she’s going to die soon thanks to the disability were not entirely on point…but I guess when you factor in that she’s an old model, she might as well be dead, currently on her last legs….I repeat – 30 year old bikini models get too old to maintain being bikini models and sort of just disappear…

BIKINI

ONE PIECE

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