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2018

01

Aug

Maitland Ward Dykes it Down of the Day

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Maitland Ward always emails me when I tell this story, a story I call our first encounter, when I was posting her slutty pics because I found them gross yet hilarious, because leverage Boy Meets World 20 years later was funny to me, and big old lady tits, shamelessly trying to get noticed, 20 years late was funny to me….

So the story is – a site reader sent me screenshots of a conversation he had with her on snapchat, offering her 1000 dollars for unprotected anal sex and she went for it.

At the time she was in denial about being a pervert sex worker, but the internet, he has a way of breaking people down to what their actual self worth is. He has a way of saying bitch, you aren’t gonna be in Hollywood movies anymore, accept the sex work…and with that she got more and more naked…eventually setting up a patreon where she makes over 40k a year to fuck female pornstars in weird self produced content like an entrepreneur running her weird empire…while eating pussy.

She makes great money doing this, more than if she did porn, and I am bitter she doesn’t pay me to promote her, or that she rejected my sex tape offers I sent her before she became a self starting soon to be millionaire from eating pussy…

It’s a weird sex worker story arch, why not do this when you’re 20, but at least you’re doing at 45….not that we really need to see this…as there are hot chicks out there…but reducing herself to a pussy eater getting paid in bootleg content is glorious in and of itself…

Good job internet…you won this one…

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2018

01

Aug

Kate Upton Big Tits Fat in Lingerie of the Day

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I am going to assume that these Kate Upton big titties in lingerie pics were taken before her pregnancy, despite her always seemingly being built like a pregnant chick, which I guess could be the secret to her success, always stay 3-4 months pregnant before aborting that mission, to maintain her hormonally fucking weird shaped body that Americans seem to fucking love…but now she’s officially announced the pregnancy cuz she’s married to her star baseball husband…and his pile of money she doesn’t even need cuz she’s Kate Upton and her grandpa invented Whirlpool (the appliance company)…rich.

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2018

01

Aug

Elizabeth Olsen Pussy Print of the Day

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Elizabeth Olsen is out there being the still relevant Olsen cuz she has to keep working – she doesn’t have all the Olsen twin billions from pre-internet straight to DCD shit movies that every girl loved….

The nice thing about being the sister of the Olsen Twins – is consistent work, allowing you to leverage your name, get work and shows the Paparazzi her cooter in a white bikini bottom, my favorite in pussy hugging bikini bottoms, cuz when wet, can be see through….it is the little things….or in Liz Olsen’s case the big fat pussy lip things.

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2018

01

Aug

Shelley Hennig Nose Job of the DAy

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The best caption of this pics comes from MadamMeow in the FORUM which was the simple yet effective “She Spelled TIT Wrong”…..

Shelley Hennig is some 30 year old from Days of Our Life, Teen Wolf, other bullshit..and she’s got some tits.

She’s from New Orleans, which by default makes me like her better than I like most aspiring and even working…and even celebrity level actresses…because New Orleans is hands down the best city in America…you hear that other cities…New Orleans wins…it’s got soul, an enegery, ghosts, BOOZE everywhere CHEAP Booze everywhere, and good food…it’s a great place to go and die really…

I love the southern Hospitality, and the Southern Big Titties….

I am a fan…

I find it interesting, not that interesting, that she’s got millions of fans on social media and that I’ve never heard of her, because I am dialed in bro.

But I find her cleavage more interesting….because I am stil the kind of guy who can appreciate cleavage….in this desexualiztion of titty world.

Posted in:SFW|Shelley Hennig

2018

01

Aug

Frida Aasen Bikini Model of the Day

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Frida Aasen sounds like some kind of terrorist…who I’d like to have bomb my dick…or testicles…or even my prostate but not in a gay way…in a “That is where my orgasm lives, go to the source, of you’re gonna get things explosive, figure it out”….hijacking planes and shit like she was a HADID….

I like to think of her as a refugee looking for a new life in America and desperate, willing to get naked despite her family being shamed by her behavior and forcing a honor killing, but before they stone her to death in the park, you get out your way with her…because you promised her the good life…

UNFORTUNATELY, because life isn’t as good as I write it out, it turns out she’s a 23 year old Victoria’s Secret model who is from Norway and Frida Aasen is not an Arab name, but rather a Viking name…I’d like to have rape and pillage my testicles…or prostate….but not in a gay way…it’s just the direct line to the source of my orgasms…something we need all the help in achieving in my older, desenstized, unhealthy pervert existence..

This is not Affirmative Action, Inclusion, Inclusivity, Letting Everyone in, Celebrating Diversity…in a racist world where the liberals trying to help like some condescending elitist shit are as racist as the rednecks with their tiki torches…it’s just some Nordic Bitch built hot….like a Finnish Sauna….only from Norway…the land of Cross Country Skiing…white as fuck…

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Posted in:Frida Aasen|SFW

2018

01

Aug

Iggy Azalea Bikini Slut of the Day

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In news that no one cares about, Iggy Azalea is out releasing new shitty music, and with that has come an influx of Iggy Azalea promoting herself naked on the internet, because it’s not science people…a ho is a ho is a ho…especially when the storyline she tries to tell people to justify why a white suburban girl is a rapper…relies heavily on being a ho.

It’s like weeks into releasing the single, and days after releasing the single, we’re virtually face to face with the grossest fake white ass black guys love….and it just keeps on continuing because the tactic works.

So complain about dudes cat calling you and staring when you’re out there slutting girls, but keep on slutting…the WORLD relies on it….at least your world…to sell seats at shows and songs on apple…

Garbage. Seriously.

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2018

01

Aug

Jasmine Shogren Vagina on the Internet of the Day

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Jasmine Shogren is obviously hot, which isn’t saying much because any skinny tall lean chick who does herself up and calls herself a model is hot to the average dude. I mean dudes are pretty easy going and willing to fuck anything, knock up anything, and if you’ve been to any white trash town, store or area, you’ll be amazed at just how many very disgusting looking inbred looking women have been knocked up, which is pretty obvious that a dude got hard and busted up in them, so they were hot enough for them….meaning when girls like this come along…which is often…because it is the instagram generation where every half decent girl is naked and posing…I notice…I mean I barely notice…but when they put their full on pussy’s out there…their actual vagina in a shoot like they are a sex worker, and may be, or an amateur porn person, and they may be, but are maintaining the unsuccessful, never working model angle as long as they can because it sounds better when you call back home with the updates on your crazy dream you’re trying to live out….your childhood dream of being famous and successful and celebrate…a dream EVERY girl has had before you but that you think you’ll break through because when you look at those who have broke through you feel confident that you are as good or better….and I agree…only because the willingness to put the pussy out so early in the insta fame shows how serious she is….

Good work. Follow her HERE

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2018

01

Aug

Rose Smith Nipples of the Day

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Rose Smith from instagram low level fame – who you can follow here – because I am all for tipping you perverts off to girls who are trying to get famous, trying to make it in the world, but doing it under the pretence of nude photos – so long as they appear to be artistic since they are in black and white. It’s a tactic to get posted on people’s profiles, grow your base and maybe even go viral.

You know all this, girls know all this, that’s why there are so many girls doing it…it’s a trend, a great trend, better than mom jeans, bell bottoms and tattoo trends…..

So go follow her HERE where she will blend into hundreds or thousands of other girls…

You can also watch her make cocktails on youtube….

Because she’s trying…that NYC life via social media content….it’s the only way to be competitive…

I am not hating, I think this is all great….

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2018

01

Aug

Blow Job in the Bank and Other Videos of the Day

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Dude Punches Girl in the Face Twice – Knocking Her Out

Girl Rides the Escalator a Weird Way

Arsonist VS Gas Station

Robbing Using the TAP

Woman Slaps Immigration Officer

Woman VS INspector’s Pants

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

01

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Telling my neighbor…

“YOU are fucking sexy and I will definitely be jerking off to you tonight while sniffing your sheets”

As she is hanging up her sheets on her clothesline…

Will piss off her husband…who is standing right next to her.

People are so fucking uptight these days, look at the social media and watch how people are dealing with Straws, Trump, Being Liberal or Republican, White or Black…and everything else…terrible.

Here are some stepLINKS….in the Morning…

I’d Let my CBD do This to Me!
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Sarah Silverman’s Pedo Joke
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Man VS Chair
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Crocodile VS Trainer
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Ashley Graham – Fucking Big
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Otters are Fucking Violent – and Kill a Caiman
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French Montana – Not Killed
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Big In Germany David Hasselhoff Got Married in Italy
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Thought Catalog – The CBD CHOICE OF CHAMPIONS…
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Bad Timing – in the Elevator
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K-Fed Says Britney Spears is Pulling Celeb Bullshit
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15 Dollar Sleep Spray
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DAB YOUR WAY TO THE FUTURE POTHEAD – SMOKE UP…
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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