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2018

02

Aug

Nina Agdal Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Nina Agdal is showing off her favorite pose…she calls it trapping the rich man before it’s too late…

Where she gets into the fetal position, her great ass popped out, face covered, making her look vulnerable, tapping into the rich guy’s alpha predator instinct that makes him want to pounce hard, especially since she’s in a slutty bikini, an animal print bikini, to let him know how wild, animalistic and ready to be ravaged she is…..you know flooding him with ideas…before showing him her retard face so that when she does the reveal he’s too horny, checks signed, black cards pulled out, transaction fucking approved.

It’s a tactic…you know.

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2018

02

Aug

Nina Dobrev Wet Swimsuit of the Day

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Here’s a question for you to really reflect on and fucking ponder in your pathetic existence of a human….

Do you care about Nina Dobrev in a bikini?

Do you even know who Nina Dobrev is?

If so, why do you know who Nina Dobrev is?

Did you watch her show targeted to young people?

Why would you watch a show targeted to young people?

Was it because your simplistic mind still jerks off to teen scream dramadeies?

Did I just create a brand of Netflix category called teen scream dramady?

Am I too smart to be updating a blog that you’re only on to see tits?

So many questions.

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2018

02

Aug

Eva Longoria Big Cleavage of the Day

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Eva Longoria’s big cleavage is not that exciting – because she’s just fat…

It’s one of those hot when she’s younger, but Mexican Taqueira worker when she’s older…

IT happens in French Canada all the time, where these amazing hot stripper looking trash girls who like anal sex on a first date that doesn’t need to be a date….turn 25 and 20 years, gain 50 lbs, and turn into the poutine stand working toothless chain smoking mother….

So I guess it happens to Rich Mexicans who white washed themselves unless it had to be played up to get work as the Mexican too.

The funny thing about Eva Longoria is how loved she is internationally, I’ve had fights with people about her being garbage and they get passionately offended…all immigrants…who I don’t know whether they should be taken seriously based on their status..but that take Eva Longoria seriously for whatever reason…I mean hasn’t she only been on one below average show.

I don’t get it.

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2018

02

Aug

Seize the Opportunity – To Masturbate in Public and Other Videos of the Day

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Mom Vs Sluts….

Finger Bang Creeper

Man Vs Parked Car…

Melon Lickin Man

Fight of the Day

Subway Employee Gone Nuts….

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2018

02

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I feel targeted…because I can’t make rape jokes anymore…

Not that my life relies on rape jokes…

But I don’t like the oppressive people who claim to be inclusive and love diversity

Well they don’t include rape jokes or anything they think is not in line with their bullshit public persona that is racist and non inclusive in and of itself.

Even though they all love to laugh at rape jokes….

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Kim K Vs Tyson Beckford Who Cares…
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Drunk Driver of the Day
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I wish Women Did This TO Me….
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Dinosaur Expert Reacts to Dinosaur Movies….
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Rat Cow In a Tight Dress
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Tom Cruise and James Corden Fagging Out….
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Jennie Garth’s Amazing House is For Sale….for you to buy and Jerk Off On….
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Leo is a Fashion Investor….
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Thought Catalog – The CBD CHOICE OF CHAMPIONS…
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Jennifer Aniston Harassed by Women…
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15 Dollar Sleep Spray
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2018

01

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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If you want to offend some old white ladies sitting in the park having some old white lady meeting that I guess involves talking about the weather and knitting…be sure to have a conversation with your sex addict friend about all the stinky pussy he has had….but don’t end the conversation with saying stinky pussy repeatedly…continue the conversation by analyzing various hygiene measures that could be taken to prevent a stinky pussy…and end the conversation with me saying something like “I think of pussy like a cheese, the stronger the smell the more flavor baby”…but in my defence I only bang women who are obese and can’t wash or poor as fuck and can’t afford to wash…

Either way…it will offend old white ladies…

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Johnny Depp was Beat by Amber HEard
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The CBD CHOICE OF CHAMPIONS…
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Kim Kardashian – Disgusting
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Leo DiCaprio Invested in a Fashion Brand
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How to Never Have Sex Again
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I want my CBD to Do This To Me….
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Jennifer Aniston More Abused by Women than Men
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Mean Otters of the Day
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Amazing – Pug Scales Wall
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Kaley Cuoco’s Hard Nipples
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Elle Macpherson’s Hot Tits I Used to Jerk Off To
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Rat Cow Gets Her Fat Tit Grabbed for Attention….
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Weird Post Surgery Weirdness
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Final Season of Parts Unknown
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Flood Water Rips Through House
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Pervert of the Day
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Nina Agdal – Bikini Whore
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Catherine Zeta Jones Young Slut Daughter
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Random Slut from Instagram
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Giant Ski Jump Slide
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Sandlot Prequel in the Works
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Florida Man Chases Shoppers with Gator
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15 Dollar Sleep Spray
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The BEst Device for Potheads
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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Hayley Atwell – Big Tits….
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Tara Reid Skinny Zombie…
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Selena Gomez – GUNT in an AC/DC Shirt
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Ana Braga – 50 Year Old in a Swimsuit
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Dua Lipa – Bra Top
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Heidi Montag Bikini
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Kristen Bell at a Premiere
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Michelle Rodriguez – Photoshoot
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Melissa Benoist Supergirl Weirdness
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Becky G – Whoever That Is
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RIley Keough – Nipple
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Random TUmblr Porn of the Day
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Hot Naked AMateur You’ll Love
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Skinny Girl with Mental Huge Tits….
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Hot Big Tit Asian Babe
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Hot Chick Getting Naked
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Titty Flashing of the Day
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Monster Tits
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Hipster Porn of the Day
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Alisa Amore Strips and SHows Off hot Body
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Jennifer Ann – Stripping
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Kira Star Getting Oiled Up
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Real Naked Wives
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A Bunch of Amateurs
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They Say this is a Perfect Pussy
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Tits Squished Up on the Window
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2018

01

Aug

Camila Morrone in a Bikini of the Day

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Camila Morrone is some very followed set of big young with a face injected face tits…from instagram.

Beyond being a set of big young tits….which is all you really need to know about her…She is best known as an aspiring actress, influencer, bootleg Hadid / Baldwin, who she may or may not hang with….

She’s also known for being one of Leo’s young girlfriends, she’s 20 or 21 and fucking the 43 year old because daddy issues, he’s Leo, despite being a homosexual…he likes young hot chicks around to help increase their profile and help them get more work, followers, etc. Maybe it’s a busijness thing…

That said, these are her great tits on a Yacht with Leo, because he cares about Nature and the Environment and likes big gas guzzling fish killing yachts he gets to on private jets…and her mom Lucila Solá in Saint Tropez all busty cuz of the big tits….Side note, her mom, who is younger and hotter than me…and younger and than Leo….is an Argentine actress who fucks 300 year old Al Pacino….

Hot chaperone who probably used to rub one out to Leo when she was growing up in Argentina…I think this could just be a weird incestuous Hollywood is weird and everyone fucks everyone…storyline….I feel may be reality…because I have been on porn sites, I understand how these things pan out….

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2018

01

Aug

Ashley Tisdale Titty Selfie of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale may not be relevant anymore. She may not be important anymore. High School Musical may be a thing of the past but like all girls with social media…that doesn’t mean she doesn’t have the right to post up some shameless racy pics for attention..and you know she’s doing it for the betterment of man….in a not all heroes have wings or whatever the fucking expression is….because she’s been kind enough to give us her mid 30s body with her busted up and broken down face cropped out of it…because she’s kind, considerate and I guess knows she’s got a busted face…which is more than I can say for most ugly girls pretending to be hot girls on the social media….trying to lie the dream Ashley Tisdale already dreamed…

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2018

01

Aug

Elsa Hosk Naked for Instagram of the Day

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Elsa Hosk used to be a clickbaiter who got naked in photoshoots before being an official Victoria’s Secret model, which as it turned out was just the team at Victoria’s Secret setting her up to have a little hype behind her before officially singing her on, in what you would call creating a lingerie model from a Female Swedish basketball player, who quit the limelight of being a Female Swedish Basketball Player, you know a sport that gets you noticed, unable to leave the local Ikea with your new dresser without handing out Autographs, unable to go to the airport or travel internationally because of all the global fans who give a fuck about Swedish female basketball….something she had to escape to get back to what she felt was her calling – getting naked…

Well, since the beginning of her as a model, she’s been getting naked, continues to get naked, and if that’s the racket or the hustle it takes to get paid a lot of money, to grow a following, to exist, that all the girls know is exactly the recipe to success they need, I am into celebrating that….

I call this story The little PROMO model who could….get naked….getting naked…but censored even though you’re allowed to be naked on instagram as they police it less…

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2018

01

Aug

Sarah Hyland Hard Nipples of the Day

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I feel like the instagram life is taking a toll on Sarah Hyland, because the awkward little girl from TV, who looked 12 at 19, which is better for TV producers, less regulated, hence why all the High School Movie or show stars are in their mid 20s, giving everyone a complex and forcing the girls to get implants and face injections….and the guys to hit the gym….to fit into the unrealistic ideals set by the media on what a High School student looks like…I am talking to you Luke Perry circa 1994.

That said, Sarah Hyland, possibly due to some new lease on life, because she has some weirdo disease that has taken her Kidney like she was Selena Gomez, another 20 something who looked 12 when working with Disney….making me think it is likely related…hormone spike in the craft services table…

Is progressively getting more and more liberated and slutty like he was Ariel Winter….her co-star and friend….who together have decided fuck being a TV star, let’s reduce ourselves to instagram clickbait, it’s what the cool kids are doing you know…

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