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Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2018

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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Young people are fucking dumb…which is a good thing because if you’ve ever worked with the handicapped, who are statistically dumb, hence the retardation, you will know that they have no control over their genitals, which is probably why all the content on social media is so slutty, it’s like everyone, no matter what the gender is just jerking off all fucking day, and that makes for pretty good content produced when they aren’t masturbating all day….to aid in future jerking off…

Take that into the weekend and here are the stepLINKS……

Hot Britney Spears in a Slutty Outfit Singing on a Tranny Jimmy Fallon Clickbaiter Trying to Clickbait Shamelessly because His Life is About Viral Clips…..
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Hilary Duff Disgusting Pregnant Selfie
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Stormy Daniels Husband is Divorcing her
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Demi Moore’s 911 Call
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The Worst Video Edit Ever…..169 Movis Sing an 80s Song….what the fuck….
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Mom Tells Son to Drive Safe
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Ed Westwick Won’t Face Sexual Assault….
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Sinkhole Swallows Car
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Police Crash into Parked Cars
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Lady Gaga – Nipples
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Dua Lipa – Braless
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Pretty Girls for the Preverts
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Big Jewish Tits
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Gun Store Owner Catch Sacha Baron Cohen
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Dog on Scooter
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Gas Station Owner Revenge
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Charli XCX TITTY
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Trevor Noah Offends Abos
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when Car Washes Attack
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Sleep Spray That Will Help You Sleep Naturally. CUZ IT IS CBD….
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DAB YOUR WAY TO THE FUTURE POTHEAD – SMOKE UP…
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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Cami Morrone Titties at an Event
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Ireland Baldwin 8 Feet Tall in a Dress
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Katie Holmes Flat Ass in Jeans
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Lucy Hale Shitty Cleavage
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Shay Mitchell Crossed Legs
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Rat Cow – Rat Faced – Attention Seeking
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Van Hudgens – Fitness Gear
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Olivia Munn in Magazine with Shay Mitchell…
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Matching Bra on a Young Slut
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Taylor Swift Crotch Shot
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Bailee Madison for the Perverts
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brec Bassinger for the Perverts
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Kourtney Kardashian Legs
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From stepSMUT!!

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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Dawson Miller Big Tits
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Squirt of the Day
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Butt PLug Gallery
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Wet Pussy in Grey Panties
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5 Ways to Flash Your Genitals
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Mom Bait
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Tanya Grace – Hot and Naked
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Bexie – Hot and Naked
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Worst Tinder Date Ever…
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Nude Photography of the DAy
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Naked Nightime Swim
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Flip Flop Shot…
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Your Gangbang Etiquette Sucks
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Pussy Flash of the Day
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Cute Blonde Hot and Naked
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Slutty Girls Doing the Drake Car Shit
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BATE – BATE – BATE
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2018

Jul

Bella Thorne’s Inspirational Lyrics of the Day

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Words of wisdom from clickbait, “relevant”, it girl who’s got her whore on the internet down thanks to Disney Execs…Bella Thorne….to take you into the weekend and realize…how ridiculous and simplistic this generation and their porno is….makes you wonder how you’re clickbait humor hasn’t gone viral yet…doesn’t it….I’ve been Vulgar for 25 years, where’s my Disney movie deal…

Get that pussy wet…wet…wet…

Fuck your asshole…yeah.

I mean young people are clearly fucking dumb…but I hope she shit’s before her ass sex since gingers statistically have stinky shit.

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2018

Jul

Ariel Winter Gunt of the Day

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Ariel Winter is a reminder that body shaming is a good thing.

Body positivity is a bad thing…because sure she’s at the gym putting in work to offset her overeating, and really it’s not her fault she over eats, she’s a rich person who can afford all the great food available to her, with emotional trauma from being a child star…and the fact she puts in work at the gym is a good thing…most people just get fatter and fatter and say shit like “THIS IS ME”….

But I don’t think she’s quite at the level of spandex pants as clothing, maybe spandex under clothing to suck it all in, but not as outterwear…the gunt is too big, too dangerous, coming to eat our souls…..

My life philosophy is less gunt, more starvation, so I am obviously offended by a teen girl with the upper cunt of a granny….and spandex is not strong enough to displace Ariel Winters…she needs more harnesses and straps…so maybe the oversized sweat suit is the answer…she doesn’t want to hear because she’s rich.

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2018

Jul

Amber Rose Nipples of the Day

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Look it’s Amber Rose nipples…because Amber Rose started out as a stripper, passed around the hip hop world, who recently got her tits reshaped and of course she’s going to show them off, it’s far less effort than sucking huge cock to get ahead, it’s just tits….we call this maintenance…like when a skinny girl who has been skinny her whole life does 30 mins of cardio a day to maintain the skinny…only the titty version….

Good tits though.

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2018

Jul

Brie Larson Swimsuit of the Day

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Brie Larson reminds me of jocks making anal sex jokes with each other like the closet case homophobic queers they don’t admit they are while showering together and jerking off together in what they pretend is hetero cuz there’s a girl they roofied in the room with them….

She’s not good. She’s been around for a while. Going to events being average looking….before winning that Oscar that reminds us how bullshit the entertainment industry is….

You can win an Oscar for a movie you barely got paid to be in…but that you did because you knew it would be a success because you have been in the industry and you know it hits on a lot of key points….and that really anyone could have played just as well as her…since good acting is really just a product of good writing…I mean all these puppets are interchangeable..

But like all women…still down to post bikini or bathing suit pics for some shameless likes….which I guess is the only thing decent about her and her eagerness for attention like all bullshit actors.

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2018

Jul

Courtney Love Hard Heroin Nipples of the Day

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Somebody forward this to Demi Lovato – the long term affects of opioids are NOT HOT…but they aren’t that bad…

I mean at least Courtney Love hasn’t had public overdoses like the candy-coated Disney opiate addicts, and she’s been consistently alive throughout the years of opiate addiction, even getting away with murder, being nominated for Oscars, like she was a celebrity and not a gutter fucking addict….from the streets…I mean in a lot of ways, this zombie looking monster…who isn’t fat….should be a mentor to crackheads out there…you can make it…you can live your best life…you don’t need to be out there eating trash under an overpass…

I have a crackhead fetish, most of the hookers I can afford are crackheads, and despite their rotten teeth and rank cunts, they are pretty fit looking…so I’m into this…I am into giving crackheads hope they too can live their best life ….even if I can step back and can still be terrified by it….it doesn’t mean it isn’t hot.

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2018

Jul

Kira Kosarin’s Slutty of the Day

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Kira Kosarin is slutt on social media – because every girl is…it’s the way of life, the future, relevant, current, on trend, on brand….

I don’t even need to know who Kira Kosarin, to know what her hustle, marketing strategy and objectives are…which is not to get into porn, but to be mainstream by being as slutty as a pornstar…it’s what the people want and by people I mean all of us perverts liking her pics, smashing that like button, cuz we can’t smash whatever is under that stripper dress on the non-stripper….

Speaking of strippers, I remember a time you’d get your phone confiscated at the stripclub, the girls would go mmental, the bouncers mental, and capturing the stripper show to post to the internet was a dangerous act….yet earlier today whilst on the social media instagram story I saw at least 4-5 actual strippers twerking naked on various instagram stories promoting their stripper self because I guess Cardi B has inspired them to own the strip, leverage the strip…so enterprising these strippers are.

Now back to Kira Kosarin…who the fuck is Kira Kosarin….

Here she almost doing the pussy dance but not quite..

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2018

Jul

Sophie Mudd Massive Tits of the Day

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Sophie Mudd is in Bali with her massive tits, spreading her legs on a yacht for Instagram.
Living the dream like all girls with a Million Followers who don’t want to ever work a day in their life and who manage to get free trips thanks to their instagram following that they only have because of their massive tits.

It’s nice to know that with all the progression the feminists have made, we can still reduce a woman to her tits, and celebrate her and hook her up for her tits, and make her famous enough to get to BALI with her tits…because in an era before social media…girls like MUDD would just be bartenders and strippers but now they are world travelers…

Living the dream I want to ream with my TONGUE.

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2018

Jul

Jenna Dewan is Naked of the Day

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Recently divorced Jenna Dewan, a dancer who danced her way into Channing Tatum’s male stripper, rich as fuck thanks to Magic Mike heart, is out there naked, celebrating the women’s form, being empowered and feeling beautiful…because it garners attention and gets people talking to her, after so many years as identifying at a Tatum…this new scramble later in life to find herself and her own identity after setting with Tatum cuz it was easier than getting famous on her own…is hard…if you think getting naked is hard…knowing seeing her naked gets you hard.

My Tatum story is pretty fucking simple…I met Channing’s old agent, who used to drop off scripts at his house, where Dewan and Tatum would answer the door fully naked cuz they were having a naked party and they’d try to get him naked with them…so naked is something they do publicly to begin with…and this is a natural progression to her skillset of being naked.