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2018

27

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

If you want to see just how fucking dumb people are, go to a Comedy show during a comedy festival and watch how they react to the comedy being shoved down their throat…from people who for some reason think they are funny enough to make a career out of it…where they either take the approach of being loud and obnoxious to get laughs, or physical like falling over themselves to get laughs, to being lesbians whining to get laughs, or to be neurotic fat girls to get laughs…and they get the laughs….because people are idiots…either trying to justify buying tickets to this shit…or just not sophisticated enough to understand how lame it is…because they are basic..

I don’t mind seeing the comedy sluts at the events, dressed slutty, tits out for the comics because bitches like anyone on stage…

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Slender Man Trailer
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Cardi B Pulls Out of Bruno Mars Tour
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McDonald’s Worker VS Customer
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Hoverboard Lawn Mowing
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Close Encounter with a Bear
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Gas Station Owner Revenge
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Demi’s 911 Call….
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Dance VIdeo of the DAy
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Sleep Spray That Will Help You Sleep Naturally. CUZ IT IS CBD….
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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2018

26

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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Women have a weird relationship with their tits…

I’ve seen it before, and I saw it again today, that basically a girl put on a white tank top, probably braless because when leaving the house she probably thought “this is hot”…only to realize when she left the house that her tits were full exposed and she was shy about it, so instead of just YOLO, living up to the morning confidence…she walks around with her elbow covering up her tits…drawing even more attention to her tits….instead of just owning the tits…

I’ve seen it in grocery stores, on the street, it’s a fear of hard nipples maybe, or a feeling of half nakedness, or a tactic to get me to stare harder and question what the hell is going on…when I just know it’s typical girl instablity…confident one second…fucking scared of life / showing tit the next…

I guess the process of the behind the scenes management of an instagram account must be nutty…girls just obsessing over their own pics of themselves…”Is it too slutty, do people like it”…which is why you should only fuck with people who don’t have instagram…..75 year olds….who you can fuck to death…literally…just make sure you’re in the Will first…but even they are probably on social media. It’s a thing.

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Don’t Invite Pam ANderson to a Threesome
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Sluts on the beach on How Long a Guy SHould Last
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Evangeline Lilly is Not Hot
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McDonald’s Smackdown
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Hofit Golan is a Ho Fitting her Big Tits in Her Bikini
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Shaq in a Shark Cage
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Jenna Dewan – Bikini Pussy Mound
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Everything Streaming in August
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Woman Pisses on the Floor in Airplane Galley
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Pro Cliff Diving
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The Charlie’s Angels Reboot Cast….
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Lady Gaga – Monster on the Beach in White Wet Clothes
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Russell Simmons – Rape Den
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ASMR Bank Robbery is Terrifying
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Eiza Gonzalez is Single
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Henry Cavill Teach You English Slang
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Slut Loses Phone at Event
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Grimes Defending Elon Musk
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Fat Iskra Lawrence
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Dude Gives Strangers Rides in Mclaren Thanks to Youtube Money
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Sleep Spray That Will Help You Sleep Naturally. CUZ IT IS CBD….
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DAB YOUR WAY TO THE FUTURE POTHEAD – SMOKE UP…
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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Charlize Theron for AIDS
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Margot Robbie Legs…
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Kim Garner Slut Dress…
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Palvin Big Cleavage….
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Jasmine Tookes at Event…
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Selena Gomez – No Pants
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Camila Morrone – Slutty at Airport
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Abigail Ratchford Hag – with Huge Tits…
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Mila Kunis Sloppy Mom Tits
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Emma Roberts in Public
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Revisiting Maria Sharapova Ass Eaten
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Monica Bellucci Tits….
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Baseball Fan of the Day
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Handjob by a Masseuse
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2 Pussies for the Price of 1
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Hot Ass on a Scooter
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Double Blowjob of the Day
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The Octopus Vagina You Don’t want to See
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Inappropriate Summer
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Neighbor is Not in Underwear
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Panty Removal of the Day
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Natasha Big Tits
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Titty Posing of the Day
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Selfie Masturbation
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2018

26

Jul

Lily Rose Depp Tight Shorts of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp made the right fashion choice that I want to inspire all the girls out there to dress like this…White tight as fuck pussy hugging shorts…weird heels and a bra top….Amazing….

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2018

26

Jul

Lady Gaga See Through on the Day

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Thanks Lady Gaga for remaining disgusting….this time wet in underwear….in public during a photoshoot for who cares….it’s Lady Gaga…

Little known fact, I have physically grabbed her ass….while drunk….and she was unaware of it…and it wasn’t bad…but everything else about her is….the scam that is Gaga and her whole bullshit persona….

But half naked and on all fours…when it is any person…can only be so bad.

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2018

26

Jul

Sarah Hyland’s Tits and Ass go the Gym of the Day

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Sarah Hyland went to the gym, because she can’t afford a gym in her house, you know being on a hit TV show,

She makes a minimum of 100,000 dollars an episode, which is probably closer to 350,000 dollars an episode now that she’s over 18, where Sofia Vergara makes something like 500,000 an episode, while they’ve filmed 232 episodes…

MEANING that on the low end she’s made 23,200,000 dollars…

Sure 20 -30 percent of that goes to management and agents and lawyers…

Leaving her with something like 15 million dollars…

Then another 45 percent goes to taxes….leaving her 8 million dollars…

That is spread out over 10 years, so profiting 800,000 on the low end after taxes just for that ONE job…

And bitch can’t afford a fucking gym in her house.

I find that very fucking hard to believe, and just reminds me that she’s out there for attention, to be seen, to be celebrated, wearing a slutty gym outfit for dudes to say she’s got a hot body, because she’s found her sexuality, but not her Kidney…that she’s had removed.

So here she is out there for attention. Acting all annoyed and inconvenienced while done up with what looks like face injections doing her best thirsty Kardashian look…

Silly.

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Here she is in a bikini throw back all oiled up

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2018

26

Jul

Georgia Fowler Bikini of the Day

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She’s a Victoria’s Secret model….

She is a New Zealand model, who unlike the hobbits that normally run around in New Zealand, is tall and amazing…

She’s been modeling since she was 12 years old….she’s 22…12 years old? That’s a little fucking aggressive on her parents front.

Fowler as a name makes me think of rotten chicken smelling pussy…I’ve experienced it before and it’s not nice…Fowler in pics is nice.

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2018

26

Jul

Padma Lakshmi Bikini of the Day

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Padma Lakshmi has some big old Indian (dot not feather) tits, and I guess these are the tools she used to get herself onto top chef and other cooking shows, which I guess is more of a hobby for her, while her actual career is duping old men into thinking she’s pregnant with their kid while the old man is dying so that the kid gets put into his will…while the real father is another billionaire…because why date millionaires when there are more zeros out there…especially when your ego makes you think you’re worth billions and by ego I mean these huge tits.

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2018

26

Jul

Hailey Clauson Slutty Lingerie of the Day

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Hailey Clauson done gone aggressive people..

The very large model, I think she’s around 6 feet tall, who got fat before deciding to become a Sports Illustrated model, after years of being the hipster model, because I guess she knew she was turning 30 and it was now or never….is probably best known, at least to me, as the girl who sued her client Urban Outfitters and her Photographer for publishing seductive pics of her when she was underage and her dad was on set.

Girl got fucking paid…because no brands like to be associated with creepy underage smut, which is probably why they hired a 17 year old model…sick fucks.

Good on her to establish herself that way, and still play victim and get work all these years later…even when she doesn’t need to work…she’s rich from the lawsuit…

I guess she just likes to get half naked…

I watched her do an IG Q&A where she said that the haters make her stronger and make her strive harder which is precisely why I make fun of all these pig women, opportunist sex selling women, because I want them to get stronger, motivated and strive for me….I am a cyber bully who does it for the big picture, the betterment of man….

I help these whores live their best life…an unsung hero in a thankless life.

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2018

26

Jul

Ariel Winter Tries to Show her Anus of the Day

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Ariel Winter put on what looks like a thong and posted a straight up ass shot, because she’s proud of her body and all the hard work she’s been putting into overeating, like that UK model who eats 13 pounds of Nutella a month to have the biggest booty….

But what people don’t know is that her ass is so fat, and that she sizes the fuck down because she wants to think she’s a medium, thanks to all the stretch in fabrics…..is that this is actually a full bottom bikini bottom….it just looks like a thong against obesity….obesity always wins I guess.

I figure she’s disgusting because she’s been sold off to the media at a young age, celebrated, and doesn’t realize how gross she is, especially in her low level instagramming, thanks to all that positive feedback, but we all know eventually all these people break and crack….

It’s giving access to produce their own content for their own audience that has made them fucking weird….and if you’re on social media you’ll know everyone, even local girls, go fucking nuts once they start getting followers….because anyone with social media can’t handle it…and love the feedback they get from the racy shit…it makes them feel hot, even when they aren’t….because people like you write pervert shit about their tits and they think they got it going on. Terrible….but I guess things could be worse than Ariel Winter posting pics of her trying to find her asshole, but her ass is too big to get to it….I actually kind of wish every girl I’ve ever met had pics of them in this position printed on T-Shirts they wear as a sort of uniform. OR even what they hand out as cards for our approval.

Having to check their social media for their slutty pics is just one too many steps to get there.

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2018

26

Jul

Rita Ora Lamed Censored Titty Flash/ Grab of the Day

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Rita Ora took the birthday of her childhood best friend who I guess is on her payroll, since all these famous people have mooches they take around for their own entertainment, otherwise they get bored and lonely on their slow as fuck climb to fame, navigating all that cock to suck and fuck to matter, before finally manipulating people into giving you money to promote underwear and to produce song and to buy tickets to see you perform said song all while living the live in luxury, like a celebrity…because despite me not admitting it, you’re a celebrity…

Either way she took the opportunity of her best friend’s birthday to post a pic of her flashing her great tits to the camera, the tits she exists because, and unfortunately censored it…while cheekily stating “this is pic is inappropriate, but I’ll post it anyway”….because she doesn’t think that, she thinks it is awesome and has been waiting to post it forever thanks to knowing she has great tits….it’s not science people…

Here she is working out….

And here is her hungry pussy eating her shorts..

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