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2023

16

Nov

Liz Hurley Creeps Me Out in her Golden Years of the Day

Liz Hurley or her Transgendered son that pretends to be her that she had with Steve Bing, who killed himself a few years ago because he was transphobic, are in Thailand at what we can assume is a discount plastic surgery center, or maybe it’s a discount stem cell center where they do weird things with aborted babies that allow the 65 year old to continue looking youthful with a rockin’ sense of big tits…

Whatever witchcraft weirdness she does is doing good, because at 65 years old she’s pretty fucking hot still, and that may confuse me, make me feel uncomfortable when I think of the rot that probably goes on below the freshly painted exterior, but since this is the internet and not real, I’ll buy into the lie and pretend she’s not 65, while staring at those big old lady tits…because I don’t have to actively think about how old she is…I can easily just turn my brain off and stare…

Here is another bikini…

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2023

16

Nov

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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TITTY DROP

Some of the most fun you can have in life involves tits, so obviously some of the most fun you have on the internet, which to some of you is also life, but to the rest of us is just the fucking internet, get a fucking life, you fucking losers….but some of the most fun you can have on here, is also tit….

The Titty Drop is the evolution of the Titty Flash, the exhibitionist doing some mime or comedic acting to their titty flash…all stylized and choreographed like a dance video but with tit.

Brilliant. Yes.

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2023

16

Nov

Elsa Hosk Posing Hot With a Pussy Candle of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is still a hot model, even though Victoria’s Secret dropped her because she’s hot, you know answering the cries of the beasts of the internet in the wilderness that is a the comment section…

Confusing the brand into thinking that the beasts of the internet actually have any authority over what sells underwear and what doesn’t…making them react by killing off the hot chicks…

When those trolls aren’t even the ones who buy the product because they don’t fit into underwear, they just use diapers or trash bags, industrial size…and sure we’d fuck them anyway, but we still know that hot chicks sell product..

So Hosk hasn’t let her founders at VS throw off her hustle, she’s still out there pitching product half naked, the way she was built to do.

She is hot, makes me want to fuck that vagina candle knowing she held it in her hand…all pink and white and floral and shit…

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2023

16

Nov

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Tanlines…

As some of us are freezing our balls off and we’re not even into winter, but can’t afford to pay for heat because we’ve dedicated our life to the blog….

Slaving away for free, for charity, due to being a little psychotic and inclined to update a site for no actual reason…

Living like a teenage girl who doesn’t need to make money because she’s still living in the parent’s house, only a grown ass broke ass man…blogging my fucking feelings….for nothing but an outlet I don’t even need to have…

Others are getting tanlines and posting them to the internet because it’s a fetish and using any hook they can is a good thing….

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2023

16

Nov

Start Your Day with Britney Spears’ Tits and Dances of the Day

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I may be a conspiracy theorist, but I am sometimes right in my conspiracies, and my Britney conspiracy is that she’s not alive anymore. This is either old content or a body double with a Britney Augmented Reality filter trying to keep the illusion that Britney is alive alive…

People like to assume she’s just a nut because being called a nut or being a mental health episode allows for us to be programmed to think “Oh she’s just crazy”…..so that we don’t question the different face she has or the fact that she’s a top tier pop star who spent 30 years doing song and dance only to end up doing dances more awkward than a fat mom on tiktok trying to go viral for awkward dancing…

Anyway, here’s that dance, since it’s a pants off party and we like those…

And here are some old TITY pics circulating for old times…because we like those too:

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2023

15

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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Your night may not be filled with tits and whores and other nice things, but at least you’ve got the stepLINKS….

You may be sad and lonely, not sure of what to do, but at least you’ve got the stepLINKS….

They may not give you handjobs, or really anything amazing, but you can give yourself a handjob while going through them, which is pretty sad and depressing, but that’s ok, we’re in it together….

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2023

15

Nov

Sydney Sweeney Big Tits of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney is in her first super hero move, which I guess is a big deal and is reason for her to have her big tits, they are the ones who got her there, since it sure wasn’t her acting….

The super hero movie is the right of passage for any overhyped actress in Hollywood, especially now that they need all the hype they can get for their shitty super hero movies that they make….

People are catching onto how shit the blockbusters are, but the actors are still all in because they payouts are huge, it is the real sell your soul to the devil level of “you’ll never have to worry about money again, you’re in, big tits”…..and it’s all thanks to the big tits….

The movie is called Madame Web and the trailer was posted on the homie site EGOTASTIC

IT’s obviously going to be dog shit, but that’s what you can expect from super hero big budget trash….

IT may be the only movie that Sweeney does that doesn’t feature her tits, but I assure you all the marketing around it, will feature her tits….she’s barely been visible for months and all of a suddent…TITS in magazines, in GIFs, on SOCIAL media, it’s happening….

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2023

15

Nov

Millie Bobby Brown Being Sexy of the Day

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Millie Bobby Brown Being Sexy of the Day

I was one of the few people I know who didn’t watch Stranger Things….

SO I didn’t see Millie Bobby Brown as a child…

SO I wasn’t one of the people who was anticipating her 18th birthday because they are weird, socially awkward fan boy fucks that don’t get pussy but find their happiness through the celebrities they are fed….

Which means, I can look at her sexing herself up for the camera with a clear conscious, but not sure we can say the same about you bro…

The child star turned 18, turned sexualizing herself as she sexes it up for the camera as she sells her products, is about as basic as it gets..because it works on nerds like you.

Here she is pushing her bullshit products…

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2023

15

Nov

Dua Lipa in Pantyhose of the Day

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Dua Lipa is one of the world’s favorite popstars thanks to the manipulation of minds vial TIKTOK sounds and other social media hustles they pretend she organically put together when she was an aspiring model that randomly did cover songs on youtube that randomly went viral that randomly got her signed….the whole origin story seems very suspicious for a Bosnian refugee trafficked out of the refugee camp to the UK where she was groomed for this shit…

The good news is that she’s NO Taylor Swift, and she’s in pantyhose squatting like she’s about to take a shit all over the place, the way you want your popstars who are in pantyhose, you know doing the whole sieving the cheesecloth does when making cheese….WHAT?

Exactly…

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2023

15

Nov

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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It seems like we are living in an era where the athleisure pants or shorts purchased from some asshole influencer on social media are designed to double as a topical relief map, or even an MRI of the fucking vaginal structure of the person wearing the pants…

I don’t know if it’s a pull this pant up inside me so people know my clit’s not too large, or my lips aren’t too long, or if the pussy is just magnetic, on some snail oozing level of sucking the pant up inside them and really, I don’t need to worry about logistics of the cameltoe, I can just celebrate seeing pussy on strangers in peace…save the logistics for the attention seekers out there trying to get their pussy seen by strangers…right.

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