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2018

24

Jul

Jennifer Aniston Hard Nipples in a Bikini of the Day

Jennifer Aniston is old as fuck…but that doesn’t mean she can bust out her tits in a bikini to show everyone her hard nipples we all are very familiar with because they launched her rich brat who didn’t need an acting career, career, on Friends…primetime nipples that distracted and impressed us all in an era before porn – enough to think she was hot…

At 50, I guess she’s earned the right to wear a bikini, despite it typically being a too old to wear a bikini thing, thanks to no men ever wanting to knock her up, allowing her narcissism to ride a little longer than people with kids, even if having kids in and of itself is narcisstic, but not having kids for the purpose of being seen as hot while not being inconvenienced is it’s own kind of narcissism….not that any of this matters, you just came for the tits with big hard nipples and here they be…

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2018

24

Jul

Sienna Miller Bikini of the Day

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Sienna Miller is rocking some bikini for Jude Law who I think she’s still fucking, because from what I remember they were the same person, used for the same reason, basically being the british actors in American films with bad American accents and blond hair, getting paid so that they can finance their sexual and cocaine addiction.

I always liked Sienna Miller, not so much as an actress but as a getting naked in movies kind of actress who knew that despite being very famous, you still don’t turn your back on the opportunity to show your tits, especially if you’re getting paid, so that you keep getting paid…but I guess being rich has made her soft in more ways than one, cuz there are no tits being flashed here…no acting work being acted…just a mom in a bikini on a boat living off the scam she pulled off in her 20s…a scam I appreciate.

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2018

24

Jul

Marisa Papen Hot Bush of the Day

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Marisa Papen is some performance artist, nude model, who was naked on instagram and got a following for it, back before everyone was nude on instagram, when you got deleted for being nude on instagram, before instagram pulled back on policing content produced by women seeking attention, because they didn’t want to be called out as oppressive patriarchy or anti-feminist, like let these women on the platform be whores the way nature intended them to be, because there’s not much difference between a nude shoot and a bikini shoot for attention…

The point of the story is that she’s gone onto continue her nude modeling, outside of instagram and I don’t know if she gets paid to do this, or if it is inspired from a higher level, higher purpose, higher intensity…without a need for your simplistic mechanisms of measurement like cash money…

Good pussy bush though, ,I love that shit….

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2018

24

Jul

Jennifer Lopez Hard Nipples of the Day

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You know, as well as I know that Jennifer Lopez took 45 pictures of this post, that she may have even iced her mom nipples while taking this slutty selfie like she’s some kind of instagrammer who isn’t in her 50s, trying to give the fans some exciting J.Lo content, proving she’s still got it, because I guess this is still having it, now with more tits than when she was a tyrant starting out, thanks to whatever work she’s had done, diet and exercise and her kids sucking the fuck out of her nipples so use that to your advantage..

It’s easy to hate J.Lo, but harder to hate on her for posting Gym Selfies, it’s what all the attention seekers do, and even at an old age with a pile of money her ego won’t let her take a break…she’s so thirsty and hungry for more people saying she’s hot…and you have to wonder what went wrong in her childhood that with all she’s done and made scamming, that she’s still wants more….never satisfied….even in her old as fuck age…and I guess that keeps her whorin’.

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2018

24

Jul

Stella Hudgens and her “I have a Famous Sister” Tits of the Day

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The more interesting character than the celebrity daughter, is the celebrity sister, because they were raised in the same household as the celebrity, but weren’t as important or good at earning as the celebrity, but they got to ride the celebrity wave with great gifts, hand me downs and plus one trips all without having to do any of the work….so you could just leverage that sister, get all you wanted from anyone because of that sister, and that is the best kind of mooch, even if deep down they wish they were the sister, and end up showing off tit pics for attention to speak to their own audience that they have only because of the sister….

It’s a weird having made it without doing anything, while feeling inadequate about your place in the world, that always ends with some level of slutty….I’m a fan.

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2018

24

Jul

Nicole Scherzinger Pressure Washing her Pussy of the Day

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There comes a time in every famous woman, who may have been born a man, something we’ve deducted from years of watching her do her queer little slut dances, whilst rocking a hard face and hard body, when they need to use a pressure washer, you know a little high powered, steady stream…on her pussy to either re-open the fuck hole the doctor build her, or break the flaps that are growing back together apart, or maybe just take off that first layer of skin like some spa treament exfoliation because the top layer’s gone gangrenous….and you got to get it off..

Or maybe, that pussy just stanks…

I don’t know but it makes for an interesting thing to watch someone do for the paparazzi, treating that pussy like an old deck or a Garage floor…a fetish to some I’m sure.

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2018

24

Jul

Liz Hurley Old Lady Tits of the Day

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Liz Hurley is into showing off her tits in a bikini, because I guess this is the aging process, get it in well before it’s too late to have people jerk off to you, so that you feel like you still matter, like you still exist, like you are doing your part…all while getting great feedback for it, and even selling bikini because of it, always monetizing the tits….something we can’t really hate on…since we like tits and the women who have them….even if we don’t like the women themselves…we appreciate them as the host bodies they are…

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2018

24

Jul

Kimberley Garner’s Ass Eating Shorts of the Day

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We may not fully know who Kim Garner is or what Kim Garner does, but I’ve told you before and I will tell you again, the most important Kim Garner fact you need to know is not that she’s Jennifer Garner’s cousin, or sister, or daughter from a previous marriage…it’s that she followed me on twitter accidentally in her famewhoring….only to block me hours later but I will never forget that moment…

She’s not that hot, she’s not that interesting, she’s from the UK reality show Made in Chelsea that casts pretty much everyone and that establishes a following for these people, and she’s managed to use that access to get to the USA where she does whatever she does, trying to be the next Kelly Brook maybe, all with her tits out….and ass eating her shorts…and there’s nothing wrong with that…her body is great…

Kimberley Garner Tits in Nude Shirt and Ass hanging out of her shorts

Here’s her ass eating a white swimsuit..floss

Kimberley Garner Tits and ASs Tight Wet White Swimsuit

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Posted in:Kimberley Garner|SFW

2018

24

Jul

Charisma Carpenter Has it ALl Figured Out of the Day

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I don’t have all the answers, I am not a scientist, but I do know when you’re Charisma Carpenter, posting crotch shots on the internet is a good strategy to stay around…

Forgotten from the days of Buffy even after doing Playboy when it mattered, always an exhbitionist, continuing it into her old age…not a terrible thing, not a great thing either, but a thing none the less…

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2018

24

Jul

Jada Pinkett Smith Instathot Bikini Selfie of the Day

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Will Smith’s wife, or beard, depending on how you want to look at it, who may or may not be in an open relationship with him, who has told the world she has the vagina of a 15 year old, whatever that fucking means, which I have taken upon myself to interpret as tight, trimmed, and not mangled like the mom she is, but that I assume is a figure of speech and not from first hand research on what 15 year old vaginas look like, through her daughter and her daughter’s friends, like rich people would do because they are weird..

Well, Will Smith had turned to social media and had a feed worth watching, I thought it was well done, and I guess his wife and partner is jumping on board with her own rendition of what the people post on social…tits out in a bikini for attention, because even when you’re too old you’re not too old…

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