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2018

19

Jul

Josephine Skriver Bikini of the Day

Josephine Skriver is the android, genetically modified model with the awesome body, thanks to her superficial, homosexual god complex biologist father, who was likely funded in his research by the same people who pay her a contract to wear their lingerie, because if they can breed hot women in host bodies instead of finding them on the streets, they can cut costs substantially….

It’s not quite cloning, but could be, I think it’s more going through the DNA and manually imputing genes to have a certain size tit, ass, waist, hair and eye color…creepy in and of itself, but if you watched Weird Science in the 80s…it’s a fucking fetish…so she is a fucking fetish, until she dies of terrible cancers caused by playing god.

I like her bikini tits.

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2018

19

Jul

Caroline Wozniacki Bikini of the Day

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Here’s a little tennis ass in a bikini – in the form of Caroline Wozniacki…a tennis girl who has been getting a lot of love for being a tennis babe – but who to me is a bit too ripped as the sport gets more competitive and the Venus sisters continue to be fucking tanks…these rich entitled white girls who someone took under their wing to train them from a young age to be on the circuit…have to try to man the fuck up to try to compete…

Whether it was Sharapova on performance enhancements that got her banned for year, or this one who clearly does some listing, the whole feminine aspect of women’s tennis is fading, and the panty upskirts and grows are becoming more of a fetish for people into cross dressers than people like me who love sweaty women being all cute when hitting balls on the court.

I still believe non masculine women play tennis, just not at the Caroline Wozniacki level…and I’ll still look at that Caroline Wozniacki in a bikini…but where the fuck is Anna Kournikova when you need her.

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2018

19

Jul

The Dude Lea Michele Tits of the Day

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Lea Michele is getting clever in her bikini pics. The other day it was long pants to hide her dick, today was a straight up crop out her lower half to crop out her dick. Because even if she’s post op, and she can afford to be post op, her parents probably financed it early on so that they wouldn’t get caught in their “LADYBUG” hustle, that would step in the way of her voice of an angel, song and dance….like she was Joey from NKOTB before his voice cracked….a little SOPRANO the way they used to be…CASTRATED….

She’s been a little too pumped about getting married for me to think she’s not trying to live this traditional woman role to solidify being a woman…rather than just being a woman…

But I’ll still stare at her hormone therapy titties!

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Posted in:Lea Michele|SFW

2018

19

Jul

Rita Ora Bikini of the Day

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Rita Ora and her big tits are still in a bikini, they’ve been in bikinis for pretty much the entire summer, and probably the entire spring, and really the entire 7 years she’s been trying to get famous thanks to having a huge set of great tits that have helped her launch a singing career, get a record label, and exist as a celebrity no one really knows or cares about but who gets paid and can finance putting up more bikini pics….

It’s not a terrible thing, even if she’s a terrible thing and her music a terrible thing.

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2018

19

Jul

Sarah Hyland Bikini of the Day

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I watched Sarah Hyland’s instagram story of her drunk in Mexico with her boyfriend, getting drunk and being silly, in the most annoying of ways.

She was in her bikini, so it was semi slutty, even though thanks to her genetic disease she looks like she’s 7 year old with a bobble head…

But it involved her singing at the camera, shouting out random people, dancing around, and playing life sized JENGA….

The whole thing made me want her to have another Kidney Failure, reject the Kidney and start spitting up blood before death, the way FB LIVE or IG Stories were meant to be…

The good news is that she posted some bikini pics, and her petite perverted body has some tits on it, and it isn’t fat in this fat world…maybe due to her disease… so even if the rest of her is irritating, annoying, too vocal and creepy looking….the bikini pic works for me….so keep up the slutty content – the people approve.

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2018

19

Jul

Sarah Jessica Parker Geriatric Bikini of the Day

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With a face like Sarah Jessica Parker, it’s been hard to find her hot, she looks like a horse or a foot, and now that she’s aged, she looks like an old horse or an old foot, and that’s not all that hot to me…

She’s also been an annoying character in pop culture in pretty much every role that she’s played. I feel like Sex and the City was one of the worst things to happen to modern women, that made them feel like career and meaningless sex was the answer, and not just a fantasy, leaving a lot of unhappy rich women medicating themselves for both herpes and other issues like sadness.

Not all people are meant to be gay men.

But at least she’s busty and skinny and wearing a one piece – which is age appropriate.

We gotta give her credit for that….oh and being such a good beard for Matthew Broderick….

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2018

19

Jul

Magdalena is Out of Control of the Day

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You give a girl a VS deal, then take it away from her, and end up with this..

Amazingness…

Her name is Magdalena, she’s Polish, came from Poverty, got a Victoria’s Secret deal back when they were paying huge 6 figure deals to these women, gets fired years ago, tries to find herself and now is som medicated looking, still hot as fuck mess….posing naughtier and naughtier pics of herself to help build out her personal brand.

She is annoying to watch, but not annoying to look at…when acting like this and I support all girls who are cunts at the top, who fall off and have to work their way back up…it’s that grounding they all need…and that comes with ass pics.

Some videos:

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2018

19

Jul

Noemi Kovacs Nude of the Day

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Noemi Kovacs is nude of the day, in some photoshoot of the day, that she probably wants to see go viral of the day, and that is going viral according to me because I’ve posted it on here for all you perverts to jerk off to, which is what this is all about, and how you build your social media reach, all while being able to say you’re not a shameless sex worker, and have people believe you, because as a woman you can express your sexuality however you want to, be empowered, and I can’t call it shameless or attention seeking, even if it is, because I’m not you or your body and I am but a man and that would be MANSPLAINING….even though EVERYONE, including you, get what you’re doing…see what you are doing…but keep pretending it’s not what you’re doing. It’s cute.

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2018

19

Jul

Victoria Justice and Madison Reed in Bikinis of the Day

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Madison Beer is Victoria’s Justices sister, they have different last names, who knows why…the complications of the modern family dynamic where no one knows who is related and I guess where everyone just fucks each other regardless because they don’t have the same last name, just the same mother, so it’s cool…

I know Madison Beer from her leaked nudes that you can see if you read this article I posted and click the PUSSY PIC CLICK HERE …then click onto the gallery of pics of her being wild and crazy, and likely the justification or reason for the herpes sores she had a pic of….Gross right…right…

Well, together they are on a shoot, doing some bullshit for some company that is going bankrupt, and they are in bathing suits…we like bathing suits….we don’t like herpes…but we like bathing suits…

They are both bottom feeders, which is funny since Victoria Justice was the lead on the show that Ariana Grande got her break on, and Ariana Grande went on to fame at a level that terrorist attacks happened at her concert….while Victoria Justice gets free trips to promote brands…

Interesting how life works out.

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2018

19

Jul

Rebecca Black Bathing Suit Tits of the Day

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Rebecca Black, the gone viral for the dumbest song ever, is still out there, remembered and famous enough for people to stare at her big tits, the way god intended it to be, when he invented tits, he knew he was giving women competitive advantage….

Point being is that if you have a dumb fucking viral song a decade ago, you can still get seen, noticed, remembered, put on the VIP list…so long as you got tits…

People are such suckers, I just haven’t figured out how to make them suck me, without paying them.

I think going viral would be the best thing that could ever happen to anyone – especially early on in their social media internet life….

Rather than doing daily updated posts about nonsense for 14 or 15 years…which is insane.

I have done 40,000 posts on this site, not 1 of them has gone viral…

40,0000 posts….hundreds of original videos and photoshoots, MEMES, etc…..NOT ONE HAS GONE VIRAL….

While other people put out one picture, one photoshoot, one video and boom…they make millions of dollars…

You would think I would take a fucking hint already right…

Well clearly I’m a masochist.