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2018

07

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It’s always a weird experience when you open up your friend’s cupboard to grab something to eat when you’re at his house drinking….only to find a penis pump….

I am well aware of a penis pump’s purpose or why he would have a penis pump…but it’s something I associate with homos…

I am not against be friending homos…that’s not the point…it’s just always weird to find out your friend of 35 years is a homo….via finding his penis pump…that you weren’t even looking for…

Making things weirder, he’s the one who directed me to that cupboard to get the food, knowing that was his storage place for his penis pump…

Moreover…who the fuck stores their penis pump next to their mixed nuts…I mean actual mixed nuts..that you eat…

Life is an ever changing discovery….

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…

Police Chase a Stolen Military Vehicle
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Dylan Farrow is a Pain in the Ass
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Cop Runs Over Suspect
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Police Beat a Dude in an Apartment
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Iggy Azalea’s Weird Ass
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Jared Leto’s New Movie….
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Naomi Campbell NIP SLIP
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NERD NEWS OF THE DAY
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Oh Shit…Britney Spears Bikini Wedgie Erotica
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Lauren Godger Got Big Boobs
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Base Jump Backflip
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Very Cool Cloud Formation
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2018

06

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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There comes a time in every man’s life where he needs his wife to stick her finger in his ass because it’s the only way he can cum…you know a manual milking process that gets some of your rusted up parts to work even though you know it’s near done…and if you’re like me…you make sure to constipate yourself and eat a lot of Dairy before you know it’s sex night…a night you’d dreaded since the wife turned 200 pounds….then really dreaded by 300 pounds…because it’s a great way to shit all over her and blame her 50 shades of grey romance novels for advising her to do such a thing…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Katy Perry’s Lesbian Assistant either Killed her Dog to Revive her Dog and Get a Raise..
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It is not sex offending if the 17 year old is a cardboard cutout
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Some Ellie Hemmings Chick Topless
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Chinese Man Kicks Old White Lady
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Britney Spears Picking her Wedgie
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Katy Perry Nasty as Hell in Leggigns
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Dog Lands an AMazing Jump
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Kim Kardashian Saves Grannies with Life Sentences
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Abra in a See Through Top
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Sarah Jessica Parker in Lingerie for a Commercial
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Ariana Grande and Her Boyfriend Plan on Making Babies
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In News that Really Doesn’t Matter
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Astronaut Forgets SD Card
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Some Police Body Cam Footage
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Brad Cooper and Lady Gaga are Remaking some Bullshit
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Kendall Jenner Fucks Gigi Hadid’s Brother
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Car Destroyed by Fire
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Patience…
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17 Crazy Ex Girlfriend Stories
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From the Forum

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I Find AManda Seyfried Hot – Just Not in this Shoot
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Perrie Edwards Topless on the Beach
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Katherine Langford Boring Photoshoot
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Naked as Fuck Celebs in Movies
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Candice Swanepoel in a Bikini
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Tiffani Theissen Exists
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Adriana Lima – Slutty
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Hillary Duff – Hot and Thick
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From stepSMUT!!

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Bottomless in the Park is the name of my memoir
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A Video Game Controller – Controlled by a Pussy
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Girls Naked Outdoor
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Jadey Baby is the Hot Amateur
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Good thing she’s sitting on a Towel
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Glistening Globes
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Isabella D’s Double Ds
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Sexy Flight Attendant and her Fat Tits
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I don’t think that’s how you wear a bikini….unless you’re smuggling it across borders…
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Webcam Girl Pretty Much Destroying herself
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Hello Kitty Panty Tease
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day HAND PICKED BY ME
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2018

06

Jun

Britney Spears Bikini Ass of the Day

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Britney Spears is amazing…and not just because she let K-Fed mooch off her for life in exchange for his sperm during her bi-polar period. Where she was rebelling from the world who just wouldn’t leave Britney alone, because they were obsessed with her and her parents didn’t have their reins on her and she didn’t have the mental capacity to really process it, but instead of being thrown away like Lohan, she got adopted by her parents, put back into her workcamp and is earning but more importantly…looking fit.

This body of a near 40 year old star of yesteryear is perfect…

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2018

06

Jun

Rita Ora Scratching her Pussy of the Day

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I call this picture “the shave wasn’t too close and the ingrown hairs are itching me”…when really it’s most likely “I fucked a lot to get to where I am today, even though no one knows where I am today, I’m somewhere today…in a bikini touring…..and in doing that fucking hard….I broke my pussy…so that when I get into a bikini it looks mangled…but more importantly…when I get in salt water…it stings with great vengeance…

Point being..she’s in a bikini masturbating…like the sexual deviant she is…but it’s likely medical related…maybe a fungal infection…

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2018

06

Jun

Iggy Azalea is Wet of the DAy

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Iggy Azalea in all her fake as fuck glory, from a fake story, to getting as sleazy as she can to be seen as hot as she can by the people who don’t seem to find her disgusting like me – but instead like to help perpetuate her scam and make her all the money she doesn’t deserve….

That’s my opinion on it, but when you find your angle fucking use that angle until you can’t use it no more because ever bitch from a fat chick to an even fatter chick has a fucking angle…whether it is close up clit pic, or anus pic, it don’t matter – when they find what works…ride it harder than you rode that record exec to get your work visa – trick…

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2018

06

Jun

JoJo Got Them Titties On of the Day

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JoJo got them titties…

Now if only anyone knew who Jojo was…

Or more importantly…if only Jojo didn’t have the dumbest fucking childish name because she was a child star grown old….and if only her fans were fucking weirdos who only know her from then.

If only…

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2018

06

Jun

Caity Lotz is a Good Time of the DAy

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She is on the show Arrow, but if you’ve ever heard of Caity Lotz you already knew that….

I have never seen Arrow, I just know it’s one of those nerd shows produced by the Canadians who did Battlestar Galactica and other low budget, cheesy shot nonsense that social awkward, probably virgins get hooked into and obsessed with…

So the people who are into the people on it…are people into it and despite how pathetic I think that makes you….it’s ok…she seems fun..

She was a Dancer, touring with Avril Lavigne and Lady Gaga, starring in music videos…so I consider her a failed stripper…but still being slutty…which in and of itself is fun.

I approve of this social media content…

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2018

06

Jun

Kendall Jenner Cameltoe of the Day

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The style of the year is bicycle shorts…one of the gayest things a man can wear when just going out on a casual ride…something so many dudes who are recreationally riding wear to pretend they are in the Tour De France like Lance…even though they are Yuppies in their 50s who work as Lawyers…you see them in EVERY city and every town…the too old to Lance but not too old to dress like Lance so that people take them seriously on the bike path or when getting in the damn way on the street…it’s ridiculous…

It’s less ridiculous when young sluts, hip hop sluts or Influencer sluts where the bike shorts to show off ass and cameltoe as hard as they can for the world to see, in what looks like it’s not as slutty as it is intended to be…like fitness gear on sundays…I can see your damn UTERUS woman…

Kendall Jenner is garbage…but she exists…in Bike Shorts jacked up her hungry pussy…that could just look hungry from being banged out to fill the void left in her from being part of the worst, most commercial, garbage family where the men hate being there so much they chop their dicks off…something that we’d hope would be more damaging for this one…

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2018

06

Jun

Nina Agdal Bikini of the Day

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There was a time, not so long ago where Nina Agdal pretty much disappeared. I assume it was because she was trying to play it cool when she was hanging with DiCaprio, so that he didn’t realize she was some opportunistic cunt trying to get ahead on his dick, she was playing the “oh I didn’t even know he was Leo DiCaprio when I met him, we just connected immediately”…something that happens when girls justify dating rich guys…because they don’t like coming across as whores..

In fact, the best strategy a sugar baby can pull is paying for dinner the first date, because the rich guy will think “She’s not using me”…only to find out that is the last thing she buys with her own money and that is the best investment of her life..that dinner….

So now that the Leo thing didn’t work out, she’s with Christie Brinkley’s son, another really rich guy, because Brinkley was a sugar baby in her own right, but a bit more of a legend when bikini model legends were a thing…so rich guys fought to get the bikini model pussy…and I guess has to pretend she’s still a bikini model to keep him interested in her because his mom was a bikini model and he values that as work…

So she’s been out there a whoring…trying to be hot…all while looking like a handicap…

The body’s good though..even now that she’s older and fatter…

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2018

06

Jun

Kristen Stewart Boring Hard Nipples of the Day

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Even when she’s Dyked Out…she’s boring.

It’s like there is nothing this girl can do. There is not enough scissors in the sweatshop that can make anything about her seem intriguing or exciting….

I just can’t fuck with Kirsten Stewart, or her identity crisis or her coming of age story, where she really discovers herself…

I just find it dull on all fronts, like her acting, she’s garbage….very expensive garbage…but garbage none the less…

I also don’t really believer her lesbianism, sure she’s fucking women, but who isn’t in this generation really…I just think it’s too text book and Disney contrived to be what she feels in her soul…because she probably doesn’t even know what she feels in her soul…because actors as a general rule…have no identity and get lost in their performances, not because they are some higher brow talent, but because they are bullshit..

BUT HER NIPPLES ARE HARD…

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