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2018

13

Jul

Cindy Crawford Wet Bikini in Muskoka of the Day

Cindy Crawford is sex working, or sexual assaulting Canada whilst enjoying her time at her mansion of a cottage in Northern Ontario where all the rich people have their lake houses, because for some reason Cindy Crawford and her Husband the Tequila George Clooeny fucking billionaire bought up there and now the whole family whilst not whoring to the world, through her daughter…Kaia

I find it very weird that Kaia Gerber is the face of any brand, mainly OMEGA watches, who target rich old men, using a 16 year old half naked girl…sounds grey area to me…almost illegal…criminal..but it’s advertising and this old model, who was one of the hottest models…singed the field day consent form….

WEIRD.

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2018

13

Jul

Sophia Bush Tucks Her Titties in Her Wet Bikini of the Day

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I’ve seen Sophia Bush in person and she’s actually very pretty, sure it wasn’t this Sophia Bush, but a stripper at the local strip club naked Sophia or at least stage named Sophia…who had a massive bush…and was the most fun lap dance to get, because unlike Stormy Daniels, she didn’t get arrested when she motorboated you…she just kept giving it and giving it….

We called her Sophia Bush because One Tree Hill was a thing, and I hung out with nerds who loved that show….so it was a terrible inside joke…but the actual Sophia Bush in a bathing suit…is not a joke…it’s real…it’s happening…tittied Tucked in her Wet Bikini.

Sophia Bush Tucks Her Titties away as she gets wet in a swimsuit on the beach

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2018

13

Jul

Phoebe Price Spreads it in a Sheer Dress of the Day

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Phoebe Price is my friend. I have been bugging her to send me nudes for as long as we’ve been friends and she always laughs it off…but then I see her social media and her paparazzi fame whoring attempts that work…and they are consistently getting racier and racier as she gets older and older…now I don’t think we’ll have a Maitland Ward situation filled with hardcore lesbian sex in a few months when she realizes the getting naked works…but I’d sure like to see her spreading these legs whilst naked before it’s too late….even if it’s never too late.

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2018

13

Jul

Angel of the Day and Other Videos of the Day

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Bikini Girl Slaps…

60 Thai Hookers Arrested

Man Taking a Dump on the Street

65 Year Old in Bikini….

Naked Soccer Girls!

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2018

13

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The only thing worse than being a crotchety old bitter and angry man, is being one with a toddler because you knocked up your original wife’s nurse when she was dying of cancer or dementia or whatever people die of….

The only thing worse than that is the feminization of the AMerican Male….I find it funny that all the bros love Aperol Spritz, when did bros become gays in short shorts who gang rape women and still love sports…but in a more sophisticated fashionable for a bro way…..

I saw two bros eating a soup at a restaurant, trying to be foodies about it, saying something like this is the best “Macaroon Nut Soup Ever”…while the other bro was like “isn’t a macaroon sweet”…and he was like “No it’s a nut”….only for him to comply with confident head bro…and believe him….so I looked at the menu, because it didn’t sound right to me…and it turns out the soup was Moroccan Bean soup…and I know you don’t care about soup…but it was like the blind leading the blind and winning….

I think that can be applied to everything that happens in society…just idiots everywhere leading unsure of themselves idiots.

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Apparently MJs Dad Chemically Castrated Him
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Disorderly Mom of the Day
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Some Chloe Bennet Chick is Dating Some Vine Star
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Drunk Guy at the Pool
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Lady Gaga’s Dominatrix Outfits…Why?
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Analyst Trashes Bosses Office
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Road Rage Brawl…
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Nicki Minaj and Carbi B are Friends again – Important News
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George Lopez Peeing on Trump Walk of Fame
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2018

13

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am the victim here…because too many girls don’t wear bras, have hard nipples, and walk around super laid back about it….while I’m supposed to look the other way and pretend it isn’t happening…which in the event you didn’t know…is sexual assault against me….where’s my #MeToo movement you exhibitionists…WHERE IS IT…

I feel like I said this before, but my life isn’t that exciting and this is a constant…like reading Forbes publish Kylie Jenner being “self made”…when there’s a whole fucking machine behind her, from her sister’s sex tapes to her sister’s TV show the involves the whole family, to teams of people who work on her social media team, to the manufacturers of the cosmetics who decided to do a revenue split with her because they were tired of manufacturing for the big brands without getting paid the big dollars…

Everything is repetitive nonsense, fluffy bullshit, so wen I bitch about girls with hard nipples everywhere, I feel like it’s my right…since it’s my site that’s drowning…right…

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Squirrel Eating Out of Condom….
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Mira Sorvino Was Gagged by a Condom at 16…What?
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Miss America Made an Insensitive MeToo Joke and Now are Back Pedaling
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Police Ordered to Give Stripper Back 20k
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Drunk Guy at the Pool
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Papa John’s Founder Drops N-Bomb – Resigns
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Sophie Turner Tight Shorts
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Big Bro Fight….
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Ariana Grande – Blonde and Topless for Elle
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Three Bikini Chicks in Three Different Bikinis – Because they are Different People
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South Beach Homeless guy With No Arms Who You’ve Seen Smoking Joints on Lincoln Stabbed a Tourist for Kicking Him
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Instagram Slut of the Day
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Donald Trump Wants an All American Air Force One
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Dude Cuts Longest Fingernails Ever is some Must See TV
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Air Force Hottie Makes 80k a Year Being an Insta Ho…
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Impressive Netting Skills
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Building Destroyed by Gas Leak
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Sheer Bikini Top
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Apple Store Gets Raided
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Big Surprise Stormy Daniels is a Sex Worker…
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Taylor Swift – NEW BOOBS
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Marley Shelton in a Dress
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Ariana Grande Slutty in Concert
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Emma Roberts at an Event
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Emmy Rossum at an Event
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Sarah Hyland Bra Top
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January Jones – Cleavage
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Jennifer Lopez – Strong in Sports Bra
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Madison Beer BF Fight is Hilarious
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Denise Richards – Cracker Whore
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Fatty on the Waterslide
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Amateur with the Big Tits
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Skinny Naked Amateur with the Bolt Ons
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Safe Word Fail
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Heather Ryan with the Big Tits
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A Couple of Naked Chicks
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Naked with a Book
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Titties in a Superman Outfit
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Naked in a Sweater
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2018

12

Jul

Alexis Ren Erotica of the Day

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This picture of Alexis Ren is hilarious because she had someone take it, looked at it, loved it, and posted it…knowing that people would be excited by it, knowing that despite it being pretty fucking aggressive, it’s what the people want…and she’s not going to be the one to not give it to them…so here she is giving it to them….I mean I’ve seen butt shots, I’ve seen over the shoulder butt shots, I’ve seen it all, I’ve probably even seen this pose..but it’s so hardcore, hard to believe she was one of the most followed “influencers”…I mean not really with posts like this…it’s the kind of thing I want to follow…but hard to believe brands would ever work with her…makes no sense..and either does that ass…it’s so globular…which sounds like the mucus dripping out of her…because that’s what it takes to matter…at least in Alexis Ren’s case…who only exists because she was some instagram dude’s prop….and continues to be a prop because she clearly is a one trick pony who doesn’t know how to polarize all this…or maybe this is what it’s all about…and is actually her brilliantly manipulating us…I just don’t know.

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2018

12

Jul

Doutzen Kroes Swimsuit of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes is a fired Victoria’s Secret model – proving that despite being fired from her job – she is still more than capable of wearing a bathing suit – she doesn’t need those million dollar contracts to put on a bathing suit…she can do that shit for fucking free – so take that evil corporation for trying to put her down and reduce her to feel like she wasn’t capable of doing all she knew how to do ….she’s empowered, not a victim anymore…Doutzen….DOUTZING IT.

TAKE THAT meanies at VS who aren’t inclusive of MOMS from the Netherlands no one cares about.

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2018

12

Jul

Bella Hadid Pussy Grab of the Day

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I just did a post on GIGI HADID’s HARD NIPPLES …so it’s only fair that I give some attention to her coat tail riding mooch sister….since every conversation that ever started with Bella Hadid, started with “She’s Gigi Hadid’s ugly sister people find interesting looking because her dad paid them to”…

Well, she’s in a bikini as she does, she’s sexualizing herself far more than the other ones, because I guess you have to when you’re the ugly one….and apparently Bella Hadid has sand in her pussy, or maybe it’s just herpes…these things happen when you’re banging rappers to make yourself relevant, and that shit, when it comes in contact with salt water…fucking burns…

That’s how I’ve interpreted this picture and that’s all I’m willing to put into my interpretation of the picture.

I mean other than saying I prefer my dyke porn with more dyking in it….if you’re going to be in bikinis together…SCISSOR…or share a double ended dildo…

Bella Hadid Tits and Ass in White Thong Bikini

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2018

12

Jul

Dakota Fanning in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Dakota Fanning creeps me out…

Whether she’s doing the bikini thing for social media – like girls her age – trying to assimilate and conform to girls her age – after being this weird little Robot actress when she was a little kid who I saw in interviews and knew that something wasn’t right…maybe a glitch in her code, in her matrix, something…that they’ve worked out to allow her to be just a basic instagram attention seeker…and not some 8 year old Oscar nominee…

I like to see young starlets reduce themselves to bikini selfies like EVERY single girl out there. It’s refreshing to know that the addiction applies to all walks of life.

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