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2018

03

May

Julianne Hough Hard Nipples of the Day

Are these Julianne Hough nipples new? Are they Old? Have we seen these pics before? I don’t know..

But I do know that Julianne Hough nipples are mormon, or once mormon, making her a really fucking pervert in the bedroom, you know trying to defy all that oppression, something she learned from her gay lover brother…before moving onto gay lover Seacrest…who I know is a dirtbag into the ass fucking that an incest family would encourage as to not have any flipper babies really…

I don’t think this pic of her dancing with her titties out is that great, exciting, it’s no Jessica Simpson Exploding Tit, which pretty much made my week…but we can’t all be Jessica Simpson exploding pics…there’s a scale to this shit…a spectrum….like Autism…the titty version.

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2018

03

May

That Dude Lea Michele’s Tits of the Day

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That Dude Lea Michele is engaged and now has all the confidence in the world to show the world her tits like she’s an actual woman – thanks to the power of a proposal when you never thought anyone would love you because you knew you were born with a penis in an era before being able to get away with being a whole tranny, back when bathrooms at target weren’t co-ed….something I know the Christians are protesting pretty fucking hard….I mean it’s about keeping good American Family Values and our women and children safe from a dress wearing pervert with a boner….

What I am saying is that despite being able to use a urinal, this thing has found love, and love is such a beautiful thing when you’re a vapid celebrity with a manly face…you know something you’d think she’d only ever find from someone trying to K-Fed her cuz she’s famous….

Here she is with the Crypt Keeper – Bethany Frankle

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2018

03

May

Leli Hernandez Got Them Titties on of the Day

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LELI HERNANDEZ another “actress” we don’t know…but who makes it out of her house and to places where there are cameras with her tits out…so that she gets noticed, signed, found, celebrated, media coverage…because the foundation of any good marketing yourself is how far you’re willing to whore yourself…

Good job Leli Hernandez….it’s a start…I believe in you.

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2018

03

May

Rihanna Thickness for Vogue of the Day

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Rihanna is really loving her thickness, and I gues sit has something to do with people fucking loving her thickness, like Saudi Billionaires with a black girl fetish, that once banged Naomi Campbell or some other black girl, and has basically bought this one…because what the fuck else is she going to date when she’s worth 100s of millions of dollars…you can only date billionaires…it’s the life cycle of the woman you know…

That said, I’ve seen her thickness coming, I mean she’s always been thick thighed and I like the new found tits…I think it’s a great story of a sex worker in the islands being saved by the American dream….only to be a less obvious sex worker in her life…because she made it by the American dream…

This is her VOGUE shoot.

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2018

03

May

Olivia Culpo Ass in a Thong of the Day

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Olivia Culpo is in Palm Springs with some other Instagram slut named Cara Santana, who is one of those low level LA girl who is out in LA to get famous and rich on her own, but is really just destined to end up a sugar baby to some famous or rich person, because they like the lifestyle and sugar babying doesn’t feel like sugar babying when you feel like you deserve the lifestyle or that you are someone famous in your own right thanks to instagram…like you’re Tila Tequila and this is Myspace, only at least Tila Tequila had her own damn TV show, while these girls just fuck actors and athletes and producers and post selfies and pretend to be “fashion bloggers” to scam campaigns out of brands who don’t know no better…

Well, she’s in a bikini, showing off her ass that was recently dumped by a football player cuz he could smell her mooching…and it’s not that great but it happened…

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2018

03

May

Ashley James Nipple for Instagram of the Day

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I still don’t know who Ashley James is, but I am going to go out on a limb here and assume she’s some whore out for attention by being slutty…

Whether that’s instagram modeling, or reality TV show staring, UK or USA…it’s all the same fucking hustle…showing as much as you can get away with to be considered still Safe for Work…and not a legit sex worker…it’s crazy times..

What annoys me about this isn’t the nipple, I love seeing all nipples, what annoys me is that instagram is selective with who can and can’t post nipples. I’ve lost 3-4 accounts for being too racy, never showing a nipple, back when we used to post chicks on the instagram, before choosing to not bother posting chicks on instagram, because we’ll just get deleted..

While this one can post nipples, as she should, but unfairly to me, and get more and more famous for it…

And girls complain about inequality, looks like they have it pretty fucking easy.

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2018

03

May

Aubrey O’Day Fake Ass and Tits of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day has really taken it upon herself to modernize her look and fit in with the gutter Kardashian inspired looking trash of the era…

She has got that fake ass, fake face, all while in her 30s…which isn’t that shocking considering her early 20s were about her fake tits, fake hair, being some slutty “hip pop” created band by Diddy…but there was a period, we’ll call the Don Jr years, where she was a fat pig of a woman with what we though was officially her fading out into obscurity as she should…forgotten really…

But she’s made a comeback…she got fit, she invested in a new face, ass, lipo, who fucking knows…and the whole thing is pretty fucking weird looking…but it’s here…it’s now…and it’s probably working for her

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2018

03

May

Kate Beckinsale Weird Tongue Selfie of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale is a fetish.

Not my fetish…but a fetish to so many people…and by people I mean virgin loser weirdos…

It’s pretty much all hype from being in one vampire movie that I guess real socially awkward comicon type people were into….since the one person I’ve known in my life to love this girl and think she’s the hottest thing ever was a 40 year old weirdo who collected DVDs, one to watch, one to keep on the shelf, and Underwood along with Dawson’s Creek was his fucking favorite…it was weird but he went on to make millions off a blog…because he was actually passionate about celebs….

Point of the story is, Beckinsale’s still hot, despite being old, and this is her tongue…for you to imagine in your booty hole..

These are her skinny legs…

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2018

03

May

Brie Larson in Leggings Climbing Shit of the Day

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I don’t really care of Brie Larson, but she reminds us of how bullshit the entertainment industry is….

You can win an Oscar for a movie you barely got paid to be in…but that you did because you knew it would be a success because you have been in the industry and you know it hits on a lot of key points….and that really anyone could have played just as well as her…since good acting is really just a product of good writing…I mean all these puppets are interchangeable…

I never found her hot, even as an abducted teen mom….but I do find it weird when you go from seemingly taking the “art” of acting to being in comic book action movies…insane…

The point of selling the fuck out for cash…

The point where she’s not getting any younger…

But at least she posts climbing pics from climbing gyms of her in leggings….even if there’s not too much to look at…but what may be a diaper…

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2018

03

May

Kira Kosarin in a Bikini Selfie of the Day

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Kira Kosarin is some Jailbait you’ve never heard of, but who wants you to pay attention to. There is always new jailbait to pay attention to. Just leave your house..they are everywhere…just open instagram the SFW porn site…it’s everywhere…

Unfortunately for the real perverts, that’s YOU, she’s already 18, I mean she’s actually 20, and has been doing this for at least 2 years, funny how time flies when you’re anattention seeking slut…. so there’s not going to be a build up of her being more and more slutty for attention knowing she’s 17, before turning 18, because dudes fucking love slutty 17 year olds knowing they can’t fuck slutty 17 year olds…even though those same dudes can’t fuck anything…because they are pathetic losers obsessing over 17 year olds…..so many women pulled the slutty 17 year old, like Miley, to get the hype and ride it…while this one is still pretty obscure.

But she is posting a bikini selfie, so current….

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