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2018

19

Jul

Sarah Jessica Parker Geriatric Bikini of the Day

With a face like Sarah Jessica Parker, it’s been hard to find her hot, she looks like a horse or a foot, and now that she’s aged, she looks like an old horse or an old foot, and that’s not all that hot to me…

She’s also been an annoying character in pop culture in pretty much every role that she’s played. I feel like Sex and the City was one of the worst things to happen to modern women, that made them feel like career and meaningless sex was the answer, and not just a fantasy, leaving a lot of unhappy rich women medicating themselves for both herpes and other issues like sadness.

Not all people are meant to be gay men.

But at least she’s busty and skinny and wearing a one piece – which is age appropriate.

We gotta give her credit for that….oh and being such a good beard for Matthew Broderick….

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2018

19

Jul

Magdalena is Out of Control of the Day

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You give a girl a VS deal, then take it away from her, and end up with this..

Amazingness…

Her name is Magdalena, she’s Polish, came from Poverty, got a Victoria’s Secret deal back when they were paying huge 6 figure deals to these women, gets fired years ago, tries to find herself and now is som medicated looking, still hot as fuck mess….posing naughtier and naughtier pics of herself to help build out her personal brand.

She is annoying to watch, but not annoying to look at…when acting like this and I support all girls who are cunts at the top, who fall off and have to work their way back up…it’s that grounding they all need…and that comes with ass pics.

Some videos:

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2018

19

Jul

Noemi Kovacs Nude of the Day

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Noemi Kovacs is nude of the day, in some photoshoot of the day, that she probably wants to see go viral of the day, and that is going viral according to me because I’ve posted it on here for all you perverts to jerk off to, which is what this is all about, and how you build your social media reach, all while being able to say you’re not a shameless sex worker, and have people believe you, because as a woman you can express your sexuality however you want to, be empowered, and I can’t call it shameless or attention seeking, even if it is, because I’m not you or your body and I am but a man and that would be MANSPLAINING….even though EVERYONE, including you, get what you’re doing…see what you are doing…but keep pretending it’s not what you’re doing. It’s cute.

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2018

19

Jul

Victoria Justice and Madison Reed in Bikinis of the Day

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Madison Beer is Victoria’s Justices sister, they have different last names, who knows why…the complications of the modern family dynamic where no one knows who is related and I guess where everyone just fucks each other regardless because they don’t have the same last name, just the same mother, so it’s cool…

I know Madison Beer from her leaked nudes that you can see if you read this article I posted and click the PUSSY PIC CLICK HERE …then click onto the gallery of pics of her being wild and crazy, and likely the justification or reason for the herpes sores she had a pic of….Gross right…right…

Well, together they are on a shoot, doing some bullshit for some company that is going bankrupt, and they are in bathing suits…we like bathing suits….we don’t like herpes…but we like bathing suits…

They are both bottom feeders, which is funny since Victoria Justice was the lead on the show that Ariana Grande got her break on, and Ariana Grande went on to fame at a level that terrorist attacks happened at her concert….while Victoria Justice gets free trips to promote brands…

Interesting how life works out.

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2018

19

Jul

Rebecca Black Bathing Suit Tits of the Day

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Rebecca Black, the gone viral for the dumbest song ever, is still out there, remembered and famous enough for people to stare at her big tits, the way god intended it to be, when he invented tits, he knew he was giving women competitive advantage….

Point being is that if you have a dumb fucking viral song a decade ago, you can still get seen, noticed, remembered, put on the VIP list…so long as you got tits…

People are such suckers, I just haven’t figured out how to make them suck me, without paying them.

I think going viral would be the best thing that could ever happen to anyone – especially early on in their social media internet life….

Rather than doing daily updated posts about nonsense for 14 or 15 years…which is insane.

I have done 40,000 posts on this site, not 1 of them has gone viral…

40,0000 posts….hundreds of original videos and photoshoots, MEMES, etc…..NOT ONE HAS GONE VIRAL….

While other people put out one picture, one photoshoot, one video and boom…they make millions of dollars…

You would think I would take a fucking hint already right…

Well clearly I’m a masochist.

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2018

19

Jul

Ariel Winter Big Tits Hard Nipples of the Day

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If you are going to be a fat chick, you might as well fixate on your tits, something fat chicks for generations have been aware of, that if they have monster tits, you show off the monster tits and perverts everywhere will love you at least at 4 am when drunk….forcing you to spend the rest of your time alone and sad and with your cat…unless you’re a rich celebrity from a hit show with an entourage because people love celebs…then you will never be alone…there will always be a mooch near by.

The only interesting thing about this, beyond the tits, is that she’s already cut them off once and this is how they grew back, like a lizard tail, and that alone is creepy…titty creeps…the tits that won’t tie and that keep on making an appearance thanks to overeating.

But imagine what they’d look like if they were never amputated….HUGE…real huge.

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2018

19

Jul

Street Entertainment and Other Videos of the Day

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Cop Heckles Slow Driver

Crane Fail

Peeping Tom of the Day

Man Explains the Law to the Police

Jeff Goldblum Art..

Drunk in NYC

Stunt Biker Jumps Tour Du France

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

19

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I find it interesting how people sell the dream, the bullshit dream, where they think they are actually working, or visionaries, or artists and they walk around telling people they are “creatives” or “bloggers” or “travel bloggers”…and they sell this inspirational story about quitting their mainstream job to live in a van and post #VanLife, or they travel the world on private jets and luxury resorts because they made a move to not work as a waitress…

When everything they put out is content you can jerk off to, or would be able to jerk off to, if you weren’t desensitized and impotent from all the porno….but it’s still fucking hardcore compared to pics people used to take when you were growing up.

Social media allows sex work and whores to take on legitimate positions in their selling of themselves…before it would be “she’s a stripper”…now it’s all so vague…because everyone is a stripper…

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Philly VS JAY Z…It’s a Will Smith City You Know
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Mark Zuckerberg vs Holocaust Deniers
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Eating the Entire McDonald’s Menu….
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Crazy Lady of the Day
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Asia Argento is Not Interested in Depressed Men – She Just Likes KIlling Them…
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Ariana Grande – Nipple
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Jet Engines Strapped to Feet…
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Real Master Splinter – Crazy
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Matt Lauer Doesn’t Want to Spend 50 Million on his Ex Wife…
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Sleep Spray That Will Help You Sleep Naturally.
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DAB YOUR WAY TO THE FUTURE POTHEAD
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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2018

18

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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I love watching the transition into sex work. I assume it’s a societal thing. Like girls hate fucking working and dudes are willing to pay them to fuck…and in this internet era of superficiality, vacations and designer clothing, while getting access to dudes who will pay you to get that shit….it’s almost hard to not be a sex worker…

It is still always amazing to me…at least when you get the rare opportunity to see the process…because normally we only notice them when they are sex workers and don’t get to see the attempts at legitimacy prior to sex work…

So recently, I noticed a girl in the neighborhood, who is definitely over 18 and in college, maybe even done college, progressively get hotter and hotter, and more naked and more naked in her outfits…she worked at the coffee shop and did other shit around and it was like she was finding herself in the best possible way…

Through the use of hashtags and location tags I was able to find her on the social media and follow her, she doesn’t know I am a hero at the internet when it comes to promoting sluts, so I follow her as DrunkenStepfather and I watch the pics get racier and racier from one bikini pic a month to panty pics, topless pics, etc…

Last week, she released her patreon, dudes are paying for behind the scenes nudes, that I assume she thinks is her getting support for her art, she probably already has a sugar baby dating site that I haven’t looked for because I am pretty lazy and don’t care…and I assume within the next month or two, she’ll be in porn.

It’s like why barista when you can fist other chicks and get paid…

The world…is a weird place…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Ashley Graham Didn’t Wipe Properly So She’s Picking her Pig Ass in a Bikini
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Paris Jackson as Hot as She Gets
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Claudia Alende Nip Slip
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Paris Hilton Still Hates Lohan
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Filming a Drunk Driver and Not Watching the Road
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Brooke Burke Pokies – You PErverts
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Home Decor with Anastasia Ashley
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Ultimate Fail Compilation
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Nick Loeb’s Anti Abortion Film Blocked
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Weird Workout Fails
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Instant Karma For a Muscle Car
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The People Donating to Kylie Jenner to Make her the World’s Youngest Billionaire is Insane
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Bitch Ass Move of the Day
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I blame Beyonce for this
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Waitress Doesn’t Like – Ass Grabbed…..
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Weinstein VS Ashley Judd
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Truck Thieves Get Caught
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Woman Kicks a Boy After Encouraging Him to Fight
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Cow Power Ejection Seat
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Britney Spears’ Husband Talked About her To Men’s Health
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Cop Shoots Suspect Through Windshield
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Baby Momma Dance is Fucking Weird
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Victoria Justice Shaking her Ass…
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Sleep Spray That Will Help You Sleep Naturally.
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DAB YOUR WAY TO THE FUTURE POTHEAD
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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Rose Byrne Legs Take Out the Trash….
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Taylor Swift Showing Off her Legs
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Michelle Monaghan Photoshoot of the Day
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Cher is SLutty at the Mamma Mia Event
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Kylie Jenner Slutty in GQ
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Denise Richards – See Through to Bra
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Brooke Burke Ass in Leggings…
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Woman in a Slutty Outfit
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Rat Cow in Nyc
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Pixie Lott – Tight Dress
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The Best Tumblr Porn I’ve Seen All Day
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Hot Amateur Nude Model You’ll Want to Fuck
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Pussy Lips of the Day – They Meaty
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Fetish You Didn’t Know Existed – That is Crazy….
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Drunk Girls…
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Breath Test Prank…
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Pervert VS Sleeping Amateur….
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Dick Break of the Day
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Some Chick Working the Pole
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Weird Nude Shoot
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Quick Tit and Pussy Rub
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Tongue on Dick of the Day
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Big Breasted Blonde Chick
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Naked With Heels On
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Catwalk Nips…
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Selfie Babes
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Testing a Sex Robot….IN CASE YOU MISSED IT…
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2018

18

Jul

Elsa Hosk is Topless of the Day

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Elsa Hosk, the Swedish basketball star turned Victoria’s Secret nude model doesn’t fuck around when it comes to taking selfies.

She knows her angles, how to pose, and I guess she probably learned this by one of her Basketball coaches who would make regular visits to the lockerroom after practice to make sure all the girls were well rinsed off…I’ve seen the Original Debbie Does Dallas about 1000 times back in the early 80s…I know how these athletes get down….

She’s pretty fucking good at this, not that it takes much skill, but I’d argue that most girls are incapable of taking a proper selfie, but I guess when you have a Million dollar contract on the line and you want to make sure you keep your partnership, you don’t really fuck around and get down to almost porno business.

I like it…

Here she is posing topless for fashion

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