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2018

18

Jul

Ashley Graham Big Fat Ass of the Day

I had someone tell me that they’ve met Ashley Graham and that she’s not that big…and that she’s got a tiny waist…

I have a very fucking hard time believing that she’s not that big…considering she looks like she’s injected a bunch of butter inside her thighs…and gut…and maybe it’s just a testament to why Ashley Graham even has a career, the normalization of obesity, so that not only do we fetishize fat pigs to be “sexy” “body positive”…when science tells us that they are not body positive at all, but rather killing their damn selves…we give these fat pigs a lot of money and celebrate them being fat pigs to sell product to other fat pigs…while black guys are pumped about the whole movement because fat white chicks is their jam.

Point being, there is nothing healthy going on in this pic, nothing hot in the pic, and plus sized bikinis should be fucking outlawed….and that’s all I have to saw about this fucking digusting mess.

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2018

18

Jul

Ireland Baldwin Titty Shot of the Day

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I don’t have access to anything Ireland Baldwin on the social media channels, she’s deleted me from everyting, because I guess she’s sensitive and doesn’t like being called a pig, like her dad called her a pig, and the funny thing is her dad actually went at me once, I don’t remember what he said but it was on twitter and from his charity, because I guess he’s not a fan of the things I was saying about his baby girl….before she lost her fucking mind, went to rehab, dated some lesbian who sang about being molested, got some prison tattoos, attempted low level modeling despite having rich as fuck parents, all while her mooch cousin who found god or Jesus was fucking Bieber, now engaged to Bieber while riding any and all coattails she could to get work as a model..that worked because Millennials are lazy as fuck and this social media shit is the easiest way to pretend to work, make some money, get paid for being nothing interesting…I mean in most cases, that shid didn’t work at all for Ireland…but she’s still out there…all big as fuck…trying to get big as fuck….titty out.

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2018

18

Jul

Izabel Goulart Wet Yellow Bikini of the Day

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This is a very hot, tanned, oiled up, erotic video of a model who is very fucking fit and lean, skipping, with her amazing ass and toned stomach, to keep herself in shape, partially for the VS people who she works for really rarely, but probably more for her 28 year old Soccer playing fiance who recently proposed to her named Kevin Trapp, some German dude who goalkeeps for France and who makes a shit ton of money that could be what old lady Goulart is actually putting the work into…you know because until there are kids or a favorable pre-nup and a marriage contract signed she’s gotta maintain that hot, famous, brazilian look….and it’s a good look in a world of obesity…let this inspire you fatty to borrow a skipping rope from a kid at the park and hope to not get arrested for being the pervert you are so that you can get some fitness in….and you too can be like Izabel Goulart…with a Soccer boyfriend up inside you like the queer that you are.

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2018

18

Jul

Hot Chick Pulls Her Tits Out on the Train and Other Videos of the Day

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Police Try Stopping Naked Man

Fail of the Day

An Army of Chicks

Bear in the Pool

Naked Russian Man Takes a Big Punch

Naked Woman Gets Whipped

Death on a Music Video Shoot…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

18

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I’ve been accused of fat shaming fat women and have been called out for it from a few people who get offended by calling fat chicks fat even if they are fat…but the truth is women have been fat shaming me and making fun of my micro penis for years – by not fucking me or sometimes even calling me fat names and I don’t cry about it…I accept the fact that I am fat, every time I try on a pair of pants, and everytime a woman looks at me in disgust…

I’m not whining like one of those forced into celibacy losers, there are whores everywhere, but even when I’m paying them they still call me fat and small penised, and they don’t even charge extra for that…

Point being, if you’re a fat fuck, accept the fact that you’re a fat fuck and that skinny people will find you repulsive…and even other fat people like me will say “that’s fucking gross, workout, diabetes face”…

Point being here are some morning links…

The Baby Momma Dance is a Thing
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Danielle Knudson Hot in a Bikini
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Trapeze Artist Falls on her Face
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McDonald’s Salads have Parasites – You Mean It’s Not Farm to Table
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Michelle Williams – Checks Herself into a Insane Asylum
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Free Car Wash….
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Pawn Stars Old Man has Cut His Son Out of the Will
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The Whole Animal Kingdom Gone Nuts
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Booty Shake of the Day
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Lighter Ignites Gas Leak Explosion
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Leslie Jones VS ALba’s Company Cuz of her Penis
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Go Pro Awards – Epic Cloud Ride
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DL Hughley Calls Cosby a Rapist
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GREAT DEALS ON SLEEP AIDS TO GIVE YOU MORE ENERGY TO JERK OFF TO PORN..
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DAB YOUR WAY TO THE FUTURE POTHEAD
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2018

17

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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SOME people think that magic happens and I believe that could be true…it just doesn’t happen anywhere around me…even when cunty looking girls accidentally walk into me while texting on their phones – it always ends with me being the predator…’maybe cuz I pull my dick out in the minute or split second with laser accuracy…or maybe it’s cuz cuz I smell dan thy want nothing to do with me…but clearly no magic….

Here are some stepLINKS….

Breast Feeding Model Walking the Runway
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Waitress Takes Out Dude Who Grabs her Ass
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Kourtney Kardashian Thong of the Day
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Sacha Baron Giving Guns to Kindergartens
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Katie Price Huge Naked Tits….
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Johnny Depp Settles with his Managers
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Don’t Touch My Bike?
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Demi Moore Roasts Bruce WIllis
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Crazy Elevator Beatdown
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Hot College Girls
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Rita Ora Hard Nipples
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Amanda Seyfried Cleavage…
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Kylie Jenner Ass on GQ
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Ask a Pornstar what Sex act She Wont’ Do
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Dog Causes Pilot to Crash Drone
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World’s Most Powerful Couple is Kylie Jenner and her Tits
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Kim K – Big Cleavage
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Master Splinter Lives in South AMerica
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60 Million Dollar Backyard Golf Course
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Jessica Biel’s Restaurant Shuts Down
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CBD WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE…
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You Don’t Even Know How to Get High…
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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Ariana Grande Braless – Hard Nipples
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Anne de Paula Hot Outfit
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Zoey Deutch – Hot Gothic
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Dakota Johnson Skinny in a Bra Top
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Amanda Seyfried Mamma Mia Tits
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Lily James in a Dress
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Melissa Benoist and her Dog…
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Celine Dion – Sex Goddess
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Renee Olstead Huge Tits
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Mila Kunis at Some Shit
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Leah Remini in a Pant Suit
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Shania Twain in a Tight Dress
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Emma Watson at an Wimbeldon
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From stepSMUT!!

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Booty Shake – Booty Spread of the Day
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Testing a Sex Robot….
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Hot Cam Girl – Highlight Reel
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Tessa Fowler in a Thong
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Greatest O Face Ever
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Naked in Nature
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Kinky Girl Masturbates with Jizz on the Face
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Just Some Vaginas…
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Random Tumblr Porn of the DAy
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Fatty on the Waterslide….
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Squirt of the Day
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Jennifer Ann Tits
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Big Tits in Shower
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Hot Slutty Model of the Day
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Your Vagina ShouldNot Do THis
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Spit On My PUssy is the Best Amateur
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Self Shot Cuties….
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Babe in Mini Skirt….
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2018

17

Jul

Candice Swanepoel Ass of the Day

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Pregnant Candice Swanepoel is probably dealing with some Postpartum so she’s taking some time for herself to refresh…without her multiple babies…you know to get her womb ready to get knocked up again because she’s clearly addicted to being knocked up and has been knocked up 18 months of the last 25 months…

She was once the hottest models, now she’s just an old mom getting back in shape to keep getting paid…and her mom ass looks pretty good, it needs to look good, she makes too much money to not stay as fit as fucking possible…you know gaining the weight of the baby and that’s it….but that doesn’t necessarily apply to her vagina that must be fucking ravaged….as mom pussy tends to be.

Some more pics…

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2018

17

Jul

Iggy Azalea Fucks the Floor of the Day

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Iggy Azalea is fucking the floor…and is announcing to the world that she’s fucking the floor…and by the world I mean her fans and people like me who rip off her content for perverts who are into seeing some fat ass, fake ass, white girl who fucks black guys and manages to become some kind of rapper, ripping off everyone, lying about everything, culturally appropriating…and now fucking the floor..

Because she’s racy, gutter, and knows sex sells…but the fascinating thing in all this is that we didn’t hear her name in a fucking year but now that she’s released some music…she’s ready to

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2018

17

Jul

Sarah Hyland Slutty of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is out of control…at least that is what it seems with all her sutty half naked content that she’s been producing..

I guess with her terminal disease that has got her at least one new kidney, she’s pretty much a ticking time bomb…ready to die….who understands her mortality and the importance of actually not giving a fuck, because life is meaningless and nothing she does matters…and who cares what people think of her…let her live her best life as sexy as she can because she’s always been so fucking weird looking…but when weird looking meets slutty…it becomes interesting. Not that interesting…but interesting enough.

Here is her slutty underboob

and her slutty on vacation

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Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW

2018

17

Jul

Lea Michele Bikini Top of the Day

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When I look at Lea Michele – I always wonder when her big dick is going to sneak out and make an appearance, because I am not convinced she’s had the full surgery, despite the hormones she’s been taking a long time….

I guess it’s convenient that she’s wearing baggy pants so she can strap that dong down to her leg and not blow her cover officially…especially not before her wedding to some dude who I guess must be rich since all the rich guys I know like Trannies…