Everyone is an instagrammer these days, I saw this old lady by the pool, who was actually more fit that any of the other girls at the pool, because I guess it’s a fat generation where everyone is fat, even the young girls who are supposed to be at their hottest, and may be at their hottest, carrying a lot of extra weight like a monkey carrying it’s baby, only without the baby, unless they are too influenced by trash like Kyle Jenner….

Point of the story is she was in her 60s, she was posing in all the bikini model on instagram poses, she was in a skimpy fucking bikini, and despite her dyed blonde hair, I saw grey bush sticking out of her bottoms…something I guess she’s just facetune…

I should have asked her for her handle, but….instead I just stared confused about why a granny would be on all fours popping her ass out…in my era…grannies baked cookies….where are the damn cookies Edna…(I assume her name is Edna)…

I don’t mind the feminization of the American Male or the everyone is an Instagram Influencer to get free shit from brands and I don’t even mind the social justice warriors…fighting for ridiculousness….it’s just funny…unlike this recap of it….because I am true to the name….hungover.

Here are some stepLINKS…in the Morning…

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The nice thing about my neighbor’s internet that I steal going out yesterday, was realizing, I really don’t care if I update the site, because either do you…

You’re all such self involved idiots, that my comedy, since it’s not fed to you on a TV, Movie Screen, or instagram feed….just doesn’t matter. It’s too labor intensive…and I probably should have killed the joke to do other things back in 2006 when I was already 2 years in, to go an work for start-ups in San Francisco in exchange for shares in the company so that I would be a billionaire now…instead….I’m stealing internet off my neighbor, 14 years later…basking in irrelevance….not irreverence…or work for one of the massive porn sites out of Montreal, seeing as I’m more a bootleg pornographer than a bootleg tech start up, even though I hate porn and everything about porn…I don’t even watch porn…and feel it misleads women, who I like seeing degrade themselves for fame and money, but not enough to be the pervert selling them on the dream and signing the checks….even if I know my pornos would be better than any porno out there….since all porn out there is dog shit.

Now, I’m not trying to talk about myself here…it’s just an observation…don’t ever follow your passion projects if you can…..sell out…cash in…so that you can afford a staff of 30 to post your stepLINKS of the day when you’re passed out drunk on fruity frozen drinks because it’s summer and everyday should be a fruity drink pool party.

I wonder if I’ll ever shut up and post the stepLINKS…

Here are some steplINKS…

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The only thing worse than being a crotchety old bitter and angry man, is being one with a toddler because you knocked up your original wife’s nurse when she was dying of cancer or dementia or whatever people die of….

The only thing worse than that is the feminization of the AMerican Male….I find it funny that all the bros love Aperol Spritz, when did bros become gays in short shorts who gang rape women and still love sports…but in a more sophisticated fashionable for a bro way…..

I saw two bros eating a soup at a restaurant, trying to be foodies about it, saying something like this is the best “Macaroon Nut Soup Ever”…while the other bro was like “isn’t a macaroon sweet”…and he was like “No it’s a nut”….only for him to comply with confident head bro…and believe him….so I looked at the menu, because it didn’t sound right to me…and it turns out the soup was Moroccan Bean soup…and I know you don’t care about soup…but it was like the blind leading the blind and winning….

I think that can be applied to everything that happens in society…just idiots everywhere leading unsure of themselves idiots.

Here are some stepLINKS in the Monring…

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JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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I am the victim here…because too many girls don’t wear bras, have hard nipples, and walk around super laid back about it….while I’m supposed to look the other way and pretend it isn’t happening…which in the event you didn’t know…is sexual assault against me….where’s my #MeToo movement you exhibitionists…WHERE IS IT…

I feel like I said this before, but my life isn’t that exciting and this is a constant…like reading Forbes publish Kylie Jenner being “self made”…when there’s a whole fucking machine behind her, from her sister’s sex tapes to her sister’s TV show the involves the whole family, to teams of people who work on her social media team, to the manufacturers of the cosmetics who decided to do a revenue split with her because they were tired of manufacturing for the big brands without getting paid the big dollars…

Everything is repetitive nonsense, fluffy bullshit, so wen I bitch about girls with hard nipples everywhere, I feel like it’s my right…since it’s my site that’s drowning…right…

Here are some stepLINKS…

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