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2018

12

Jul

Bella Thorne Bikini Squat of the Day

Bella Thorne Bikini Squat is missing one thing…

Her massive, too much rave drugs, pile of shit….you know she had because she has that fast metabolism still, she’s young and has muscle from her pre-raving fitness days…

If you’ve ever been in rave bathrooms / jerked off in Rave bathrooms, you’ll know it’s the one place you can still get crabs….oh and there’s shit everywhere…cuz ravers, even fake ravers like this Disney idiot…are disgusting…and so is Bella Thorne.

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2018

12

Jul

Sophie Turner Fat Cameltoe of the Day

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Sophie Turner is the girlfriend of Joe Jonas…and on Game of Thrones but you nerd virgin weridos already know that…creeps….

What you don’t already know is what her vagina looks like, so she took it upon herself to wear the trendy shorts the kids are wearing to show you all about it….

I am sure this is something you can’t handle, unless you’re committed to the cause of nerdom and you can’t fuck with nerd shit unless it is in character, otherwise it is just too real…like her cameltoe…that shit is too fucking real, or unreal, or who knows…maybe there’s an insert they sell on amazon for trannies to have cameltoes….

I figure if you’re a woman and in tight pants and you don’t have a cameltoe, there’s something wrong with you on a moral level….because I want the damn cameltoes all fucking day.

Thanks Sophie Turner…you tall midget dating shorts in your vagina star.

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2018

12

Jul

Sandra Kubicka Nude Photoshoot of the Day

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Sandra Kubicka is an instagram model..

I guess I’m not up to speed on Instagram…or maybe…just maybe…all these whores are interchangeable attention seeking, running after the same job, the same rich guy who loves instagram models, and the whole thing is a repetitive as their instagram feed…

It’s like she was featured in GQ online once, or maybe she was a Playboy Cybergirl, who knows…but now bitch thinks she fucking matters…

She’s dating, or engaged to a DJ, living the American dream in Miami, getting naked in photoshoots because that’s just what the kids are doing you know…being VIP and rich from the man you fuck and your tits…but mainly cuz of your tits.

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2018

12

Jul

Chloe Kim Olympian Bikini of the Day

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Olympians can wear bikinis too you know…

It’s the BIKINI generation, which is one of the best things about this generation…..

It’s all Porn, Netflix, MMA, More Porn, Selfies….and with that mix, often comes slutty material because it gets more likes than non slutty material…even when it involves athletes we should only be supporting because they fucking win the USA Medals…but instead…she’s out there saying “Check out the bikini”…because bikini bikini bikini bikini.

YOU ARE NOT AN OLYMPIC MEDALIST…until you’re on IG in a bikini…you know.

I don’t think she’s 18, but I guess like McKayla Maroney taught us, America has no problem sexualizing things they legally and really morally shouldn’t sexualize…sickos.

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Posted in:Chloe Kim|SFW

2018

12

Jul

Fake Instagram Model’s Instagram FAKE Shark Attack for the Pic of the Day

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Some Instagram Model, who I doubt is an actual instagram model, but who was clever enough to do a little parody of one of the most common instagram model pics, and the fact that instagram models are a thing, is hilarious and a parody in and of itself…

Well, the picture is the floating in nurse sharks in the Bahamas, which is “safe” because nurse sharks don’t fully eat you like Great Whites but they look like fucking sharks, since they are sharks, and I guess that’s what makes the pic so dramatic and cool to have, the coveted for instagram bullshit….to fit in with everyone else…

WELL…the parody was “shark” attack, which i guess could be a real shark attack, but that is a well played shark attack, since it’s gone viral and now she matters all from being a basic fuck…it’s one of those too good, it better have been orchestrated…but these people are so dumb and empty idiots trying to fit in…that it probably wasn’t…

Either way, the pics that have gone viral for a reminder of how dumb people are.

Why can’t it be someone we hate? Why does it have to be a no name attention seeker. Why isn’t this a Kardashian’s Hadid Baldwin getting faces eaten off…I guess life isn’t fair…

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2018

12

Jul

Gigi Hadid Hard Nipples of the Day

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Gigi Hadid has hard nipples in a tank top.I find it very hard to get excited about that…or really anything GIGI does….and why the fuck is her name GIGI, is it short for GINGER, am I actually going to google her real name…

It’s Jalena…fuck you internet for making me curious about such dumb shit…so dumb that I only looked it up now, but have been watching her tits grow, her face alter shapes, her vagina invite various men in, from her dad’s friends to possibly her dad and brother as these rich people do…narcissism…to showing off her tits….like this, or often times more aggressive than this…depending how famous her boyfriend is at the time, or ow much noise she’s trying to make….

Point being…this hard nipple shit, may be hard nipples and we like those…but it’s also GIGI HADID and she bores me in her lie of a career her dad bought for her..so it’s hard to get excited by any shameless thing she does…unless it’s releasing sex videos..which it is not…

I guess her skillset is inspiring young girls to be vapid and posing for the cameras, making them think it is progressive for the plight of the woman when it’s dialing shit back a few decades…you know not a strong power woman…but a girl sexualizing herself for the man…but on her own terms…giving the men what they want on her own terms…instead of being a strong enough woman to not show the world her tits for attention…

I guess it is just garbage rich people being garbage…

But her nips are hard, and that counts for something…especially when it comes to breast feeding.

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2018

12

Jul

Iggy Azalea Hip to Waist Ratio of the Day

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Iggy Azalea has a weird waist to hip ratio, she doesn’t look human, and not because she’s a demon sent from hell / Australia to lie to all of you by culturally appropriating everything she can, while pretending to be a stripper…but because she’s had all the fat in her stomach sucked out of her and re-installed into her ass…in what I guess she thinks is home decor for her ass…fat while in certain places is good…while in other places makes you look like the white trash you are….and just because she’s playing that she’s not racist becuase she bangs black guys…doesn’t mean she’s not white trash…or really just trash….

I remember reading the hip to waist ratio was what determined how beautiful a woman was, based on some studies, while I guess that study lied…because this is just fucking weird….it’s a little too extreme and what’s with wearing clothes..I thought she had an album to promote.

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2018

12

Jul

Radio Host Gets His Fuck On While on the Air and Other Videos of the Day

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COuple Fuck in the Rain

Car Drives Through Store

Dude Snorts Coke Subtle-Like

Kid Scared of the White man

Abused Woman Being Held Captive by Boyfriend Slips Note to Vet Clinic

Weird Wedding Ritual

Crazy Accident of the Day

13 Year Old Carjacks an Old Lady

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2018

12

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I love when girls use the reflective store windows as a mirror…especially when I am in the store watching them do it….

Last night, I was getting my wife some SMORES kit for her to make on her cigarette lighter to have the camp experience in the ghetto….and I was looking outside only for a young hot girl in a tube top adjusting her cleavage…tits fully out…in what I guess was her maximizing her cleavage…or her wanting to flash an old pervert in a grocery store…either way…..it worked out well for me….and as far as I’m concerned…we found love…she just has no idea because she was looking at her damn reflection..but the way she looked at herself, was a way I could pretend she was looking at me…and it was pure…narcissism..

Hot tits though…

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The Jonas Brothers Went to Mary Carey’s Porn Wedding
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Weird Pregnancy Photo Clickbait
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Thief Racked Up 169k on Demi Moore’s Credit Card
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I am going to keep posting this Kristen Bell Story UNtil She Dies…or I Die
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Flying Debris – Hits Vehicle
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Cyclist – Back Flip
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2018

12

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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My new kind of creeping, that I guess is still creeping, but not as obvious as pushing my erection on girls in the club dancing, giving them a little hump dance action to see if they are down, is a more subtle kind of creeping, because it involves me walking into them intentionally when they are texting on the sidewalk not paying attention, so I move in to cop a feel…and figure it’s their fault, I mean they walked into me…so far, I’ve had no blatant “you’re a pervert” and 100 percent “excuse me” and apologies because they likely don’t even notice I grab them, as they are too into the texting….

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Cyclist VS SUV
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Cops Looking for Man in Red Hoodie
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Stallone Sisters – Monsters in Bikinis
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Serious Star Wars Nerd Shit
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Ariel Winter – Titty GIF
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Amber Heard Braless…
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Iranian Teen Arrested for Dancing
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Buy Madonna Bullshit at Auction…
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Bella Hadid Red Bikini….
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Joy Corrigan Walking Around in a Sheer Top
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Charli XCX Hard Nipples
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Fed Up Teacher
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Teen Trains with Trash Can
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White Woman’s Dreads Save her from an Axe Attack
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Whitney’s Mom on Whitney’s Molestation…
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Amber Le Bon – Sheer Shirt
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XXXTENTACION’s Murderer – Found
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Crazy England Fan / Loser
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The More You Sleep the BEtter You Fuck – Fact
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Madison Beer – Boyfriend Fight
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Olivia Culpo Getting Botox
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Michelle Hunziker in a Bikini
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Some Child Star Named Anne Winters in a Bikini
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Elsa Hosk is fully Clothed
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Kylie Jenner in a leather Dress – Looking like Shit with her New “real” face
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Brooke Shields Still a Monster
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Krysten Ritter is Hot
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Britney Hot at the Airport
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Jess Biel Horse Face / Tight Pants.
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Some UK Reality Star Fame Whore
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Neve Campbell LIVES
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Kylie Jenner No Lip Face Filler is Scary….But a Step in the Right Direction
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Josie Canseco Bikinis
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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AMateur of the Day – Natural Red
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Orgasms From HEll
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Realtor Fetish
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Beach FUCK
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Big Titties Strip Until Naked
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Naked Light Skinned Black Girl
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Pussy Slit of the Day
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Gallery of Drunk Girls
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Magic Wand of the Day
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2 Girls – 1 Cam
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Drop Kick of the Day
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