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2018

16

Jul

Rita Ora Nude Panties of the Day

Rita Ora Nude Bra and Thong

Rita Ora….was some Rihanna wannabe from the UK…who is actually getting pretty fucking famous…and was even signed to Jay-Z’s label like she was Rihanna…before Rihanna got her kicked off since no one likes a Wave Jacker…

It’s taken her a lot of time, a lot of telling people she’s not Kelly Osbourne, a lot of diet and exercise to not end up 300 pounds, while retaining her monster tits, that are amazing tits.

But she’s done it….she’s gone through the “who is that, what does she do”….to hosting shit to be seen…to even modeling shit…to finally getting a hit charting song this past year and now she’s cruising…in her underwear…looking good….because fame takes fucking effort and this one has put some work into it…..lots of putting her hips into it….

Here she is grabbin her tits
Rita Ora Topless Holding her Tits

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2018

16

Jul

Joy Corrigan Gets Her Pussy Print Wet of the Day

Joy Corrigan Getting Wet in a Yellow Bikini

Joy Corrigan is a bootleg aspiring model from Florida…who is friends with Charlotte McKinney, because big titty girls from the same state must stick together on their attempt to get to the top, literally, they do it for Florida…like the Florida Man with no arms stabbed a tourist for Florida…and I guess self defense….

I like what she’s about, she gets consistent fucking work, without being actually famous, alway bikini catalog shit, and that’s enough to support herself, not that she needs to, being a Social Media bikini girl with a rocking body, she can easily just fuck rich and famous people….as there is always a rich guy out there looking for a hot body to ejaculate on in exchange for giving her the good life she deserves since she’s not fat.



Joy Corrigan Wet in Tight Red Swimsuit

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2018

16

Jul

Katie Price Topless Bolt Ons of the Day

Katie Price Topless Big Fake Tits Get Wet

Jordan Katie Price is a fucking icon….or at least at least her tits are….if these are even considered tits…they are more monstrous protrusions glued to her chest…and these are the scaled down version….or maybe none of her is an actual icon…and no one actually cares about her or remembers her…

BUT I DO…

I also know that her monster clown tits have been scaled back dramatically, which is sad, because they made this career from having clown tits, I’d be happier if she stuck it out with the ridiculous fake tits…instead of this more manageable one…

I mean they made her famous when big tits were everything, they inspired so many slutty girls like she was a Karadashian of her generation….

But she’s still topless and I guess that’s still trying well into her retirement…and I am loving all of this.

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2018

16

Jul

Lily Rose Depp in a Bikini Top That’s Too Big for Her of the Day

There are two things I like to see a woman with tits wearing….either a bikini top too small or a bikini top too big….and I guess I like bikini tops that are just the right size…as long as there’s a bikini involved – I am a fan…

I don’t know why I like and appreciate the spoiled Lily Rose, famous so young for just being American Royalty, and I guess French from France Royalty due to how famous her family is…when all her family has done is get paid way too much in a lot of movies that don’t really matter in the grand scheme of the world and for that…this girl has blossomed and existed…and is now out there producing content that I like….

I guess as the French Nationalist that she is, and the fact the team won the World Cup…no better way to report the news that to put up bikini pics….

I don’t actually know whether this is her or not…but it’s something with a French Flag emoji and that’s what matters.

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2018

16

Jul

Passed Out Woman Pisses Herself – Dude Films and Other Videos of the Day

Drunk Babe in New York

Guy Touches Server’s Butt – Server is Unhappy About It

Pussy Riot at the World Cup…

Homeless Woman Takes a Healthier Shit Than Me in Hawaii

Idiot CVS Manager

Naked Woman Drag…

Naked Man – Armed with Bug Spray

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

16

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Everyone is an instagrammer these days, I saw this old lady by the pool, who was actually more fit that any of the other girls at the pool, because I guess it’s a fat generation where everyone is fat, even the young girls who are supposed to be at their hottest, and may be at their hottest, carrying a lot of extra weight like a monkey carrying it’s baby, only without the baby, unless they are too influenced by trash like Kyle Jenner….

Point of the story is she was in her 60s, she was posing in all the bikini model on instagram poses, she was in a skimpy fucking bikini, and despite her dyed blonde hair, I saw grey bush sticking out of her bottoms…something I guess she’s just facetune…

I should have asked her for her handle, but….instead I just stared confused about why a granny would be on all fours popping her ass out…in my era…grannies baked cookies….where are the damn cookies Edna…(I assume her name is Edna)…

I don’t mind the feminization of the American Male or the everyone is an Instagram Influencer to get free shit from brands and I don’t even mind the social justice warriors…fighting for ridiculousness….it’s just funny…unlike this recap of it….because I am true to the name….hungover.

Here are some stepLINKS…in the Morning…

Bieber and Baldwin Making Out in the Tub Like Good Christians…
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The World’s Largest BBQ Lighter
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Woman Calls the Police on an Old Lady….Cuz She’s a Narc…
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Blonde Girl’s Ass on the Beach
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Sacha Baron Cohen and Sarah Palin
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Couple You Don’t Care About of the Day
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Singing Pizza Hut Delivery Guy
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Mont Hood Summit Rescue
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Katie Price Jordan Topless
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Kat Von D’s Goth Wedding Video
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The People Defending Asia Argento the Murderer
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Get a Deal On CBD THAT WILL HELP YOU SLEEP Better!
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The Best Way to Dab
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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2018

14

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

The nice thing about my neighbor’s internet that I steal going out yesterday, was realizing, I really don’t care if I update the site, because either do you…

You’re all such self involved idiots, that my comedy, since it’s not fed to you on a TV, Movie Screen, or instagram feed….just doesn’t matter. It’s too labor intensive…and I probably should have killed the joke to do other things back in 2006 when I was already 2 years in, to go an work for start-ups in San Francisco in exchange for shares in the company so that I would be a billionaire now…instead….I’m stealing internet off my neighbor, 14 years later…basking in irrelevance….not irreverence…or work for one of the massive porn sites out of Montreal, seeing as I’m more a bootleg pornographer than a bootleg tech start up, even though I hate porn and everything about porn…I don’t even watch porn…and feel it misleads women, who I like seeing degrade themselves for fame and money, but not enough to be the pervert selling them on the dream and signing the checks….even if I know my pornos would be better than any porno out there….since all porn out there is dog shit.

Now, I’m not trying to talk about myself here…it’s just an observation…don’t ever follow your passion projects if you can…..sell out…cash in…so that you can afford a staff of 30 to post your stepLINKS of the day when you’re passed out drunk on fruity frozen drinks because it’s summer and everyday should be a fruity drink pool party.

I wonder if I’ll ever shut up and post the stepLINKS…

Here are some steplINKS…

Game Show To Pay Off Student Loan….
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The George Clooney Scooter Crash is Pretty Epic
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Some Chick Named Francesca in a Bikini
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Katie Price – Still TOPLESS
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J.Lo Pokies
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Friends Creator has a Ridiculous House
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Hailey Baldwin, Who Looks Like a Female Bieber in a Bikini
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I Still Find Amanda Seyfried Hot
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Conan Helps His Assistant Buy a New Car
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Road Rage of the Day
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Old Lady Forces Woman to Give Up Her Bus Seat
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Bella Hadid Ass in Thong
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“Pretty Girls”
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Izabel Goulart’s Small Bikini Top
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Halsey Is Single
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Runaway Bike
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See Through Sports Bra
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Dog in a Child Seat
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Old Lady Harrasses Kid Selling Candy Know Permit
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Oweners Lock in Guy Trying to Rob Them
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Dog Playing with a Balloon
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DISCOUNT ON CBD THAT WILL HELP YOU SLEEP
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RIG YOUR DAB BRO
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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Candice Swanepole – Thong Bikini Mom Body
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Selena Gomez – Big Tits in Short Shorts
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Lindsey Vonn Still Gone Black
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Bella Thorne – Raver
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Ariana Grane – in a Magazine
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Madonna Loves her Kids
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Ashley Tisdale’s Face is So Busted
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Pixie Lott – Tight Dress
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Tom Cruise and Some Robot Chick
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Kylie Minogue Legs at an Event
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Angela Bassett Big Cleavage…
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Skyler the Nude Amateur from the Internet is Amazing
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Porn Chick who Fucked her Family..
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Hot Fishing Chick Fisting a Fish
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Girl with an Elastic Butthole
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Petra in Red Lingerie
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I want to park my boat in Murina
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Girl and her Inflattables….
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Girl with Two Vaginas
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Interesting Amateur of the Day
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Huge Fucking Tits
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Latina in Fishnets
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Dude on Stage with a Stripper…
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Another Hot Tumblr Amateur
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Bella Hadid in Mesh Dress
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Veselin is Hot
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2018

13

Jul

J.Lo Sports Bra of the Day

YOU CAN SEE HER MOM DIDDY AND AFLECK FUCKING PUSSY!! There’s nothing exciting about J.Lo, but J.Lo is still J.Lo and the people still fucking love her because she’s J.Lo…and super famous and at a certain level of celebrity the world doesn’t care if you keep bringing out the shit…they just care that they’re out doing it…and I guess it’s a good thing that J.Lo is such a fucking ego, she’s refused to let herself get fat and disgusting because even if she did all her loyal fans would still love that fat ass and the body that grew into it…so I can appreciate this cameltoe experience….as much as I can…despite not giving a fuck about J.Lo…

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2018

13

Jul

Cindy Crawford Wet Bikini in Muskoka of the Day

Cindy Crawford Wet Bikini in Muskoka

Cindy Crawford is sex working, or sexual assaulting Canada whilst enjoying her time at her mansion of a cottage in Northern Ontario where all the rich people have their lake houses, because for some reason Cindy Crawford and her Husband the Tequila George Clooeny fucking billionaire bought up there and now the whole family whilst not whoring to the world, through her daughter…Kaia

I find it very weird that Kaia Gerber is the face of any brand, mainly OMEGA watches, who target rich old men, using a 16 year old half naked girl…sounds grey area to me…almost illegal…criminal..but it’s advertising and this old model, who was one of the hottest models…singed the field day consent form….

WEIRD.

Cindy Crawford Wet Bikini in Muskoka

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2018

13

Jul

Sophia Bush Tucks Her Titties in Her Wet Bikini of the Day

Sophia Bush Tucks Her Titties away as she gets wet in a swimsuit on the beach

I’ve seen Sophia Bush in person and she’s actually very pretty, sure it wasn’t this Sophia Bush, but a stripper at the local strip club naked Sophia or at least stage named Sophia…who had a massive bush…and was the most fun lap dance to get, because unlike Stormy Daniels, she didn’t get arrested when she motorboated you…she just kept giving it and giving it….

We called her Sophia Bush because One Tree Hill was a thing, and I hung out with nerds who loved that show….so it was a terrible inside joke…but the actual Sophia Bush in a bathing suit…is not a joke…it’s real…it’s happening…tittied Tucked in her Wet Bikini.


Sophia Bush Tucks Her Titties away as she gets wet in a swimsuit on the beach

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