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Bianca Censori’s Epic Tits Out of the Day

Bella Hadid Instagram Face Has her Tits Out of the Day

Heidi Klum in an Offensive bikini of the Day

Anna Zaiachkivska is the Instagram Of The Day

Heidi Klum Tits Out of the Day

2018

Jul

Ariel Winter Spreads her Legs of the Day

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Ariel Winter spread her pussy in the gym – while pretending to go to the gym – because it makes for a good instagram whoring opportunity and it likely has something to do with her Modern Family Contract that she gets paid pretty hefty for – as they don’t want some fat bitch with a gunt walking around the set and eating all the craft services cakes like Ariel Winter has for a long time doing the show…allowing her to grow into this hormonally fucked up young monster…

Point being is that I am not buying this, but I wouldn’t mind being at the gym with her this, because i assume her spread legs smell like baked goods, or TEXAS BBQ….and I don’t even know if she’s from texas, I just know 12 hour smoked brisket…and I think she does too…

I don’t know why she keeps up the lie, I guess she’s got nothing better to do..but we can tell the GYM isn’t working for her….but I guess it works for her social media…

Ariel Winter is finally back at the gym

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2018

Jul

Rita Ora Pussy Print of the Day

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Rita Ora has figured out her angles…Pussy Forward in a skimpy bathing suit bottom…

I know, you’d think she’d be more about her big, and I’ll admit, fantastic tits, but why do that when you can try to make yourself look more seductive and lean…when your tits tell another story…

I guess what this has taught me as a person, to make me a better man, is that Rita Ora despite being a great set of tits, is so much more than that…as a human, as an artist, as a celebrity, as an overpaid puppet….and she proves that with her CUNT….a cunt that has probably opened many doors for her, because Chivalry is not dead, even when those doors are figurative doors like career advancement and not literal doors..like when you’re at the mall and that nice old guy lets you in so he can check out your ass…I am that old guy….a real gentleman…but that’s not that point…the point is…good Job Rita Ora…

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2018

Jul

Katharine McPhee Tits and Crotch Shot of the Day

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Nothing like seeing an American Idol girl spreading her crotch for the people, like some kind of harlot, especially when knowing for a fact that she’s had vagina reconstruction, there are pics of the “healing” but more interesting, or less interestingly….she fucks a 70 year old man….something that may leave her feeling unfulfilled but it’s a good strategy for her music career, since he’s some major executive and producer, a legend really, the man who created some of the Greatest 80s love songs…who has also fucked Bruce Jenner’s wife and Gigi Hadid’s mom…a man…who now fucks this sugar baby in the weirdest form of a sugar baby since she’s already famous..but I guess Daddy Issues and climbing ladders don’t discriminate.

That shit applies to all Vaginas…

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2018

Jul

Doctor Hammering Naked Woman and Other Videos of the Day

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Truck VS Corvette

Racist White Woman on the Bus…Who The Fuck Takes the Bus?

Traffic Sign Takes Out a Woman

Leaking Oil Tanker in LAgos

Largest Fake Breasts in Britain

Beyonce Rescue

Cable Divider in Iceland Working

Beer Drinking Monkey

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2018

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My favorite thing about these co-ed bathrooms is realizing how fucking disgusting women are in public bathrooms…

I never really had the opportunity to fully take it in, because every time I went into a women’s bathroom, the bar bouncer would violently kick me out…

But now…I get to see shit smeared on the seat, tampons, pads, and last night…there was a fucking shit on the floor…a woman shit…because I could tell how dainty it was….

Thank you progressive liberals for allowing me the chance to experience this so that I can think about public bathrooms every time I go down on a bitch…

Here are some morning links…

Mama June Boudoir Shots are Terrifying
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Dude Hanging On the Back of a Moving Car
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Merging Scooter Meets car
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Plastic Looking Bitch of the Day
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Hailee Steinfeld’s Bra
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Do You Care about Pete’s Dick
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Does Anyone Else Jerk Off to Roseanne?
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Bull Knocks Himself Out in Running of the Bulls. I hate the Running of the Bulls
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Nasty Freeway Crash…
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Babe and her Dildo
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Get Yourself Some E-Cigars to Puff on and Fuck Your Intern With….
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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2018

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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I have spent at least 4 hours today staring at a tight young bodied girl in a yellow tank top with no bra. Her nipples visible…and for some reason unaware that I’ve been staring at her for 4 hours. I first saw her in the park when I was trying to look through the privacy gate at the public pool. I don’t have a memebership for the pool, it’s too expensive, but I like to take inventory of the talent…and I casually had the same errands to run as her…from Starbucks, to the grocery store, to the bank where I had no money to pretend to take out to impress her with, but that I felt I needed to go to…all on Canada Day…a national Holiday…which to me was celebrated with my own kind of fireworks…

It always amazes me to see how youthful I get, how ailments just roll off my back, when I’m in the presence of hot girls with sheer tops…

It’s some evangelical magic…a religious experience…Christmas in July…who knows but I do know it’s amazing…

But not as amazing as the Newsletter

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Here are some stepLINKS….

Jessica Simpson Spends 100k on Postmates
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Chrissy Metz – The VERY Fat This is Us Actress – Like VERY Fat – Proves what you already knew…that is that black dudes like her in her bathing suit
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Rat Cow Bikini
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Awkward Phone Calls in the Drive Thru Prank
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Fungus Found in Fruit Juice – the Video
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Roseanne Coming Back to TV
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Amber Heard – Braless
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Close Call – Lightning Strike
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Lebron James Gets Paid A Lot of Money
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Barge hits Dock in Florida
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Pete Davidson has a 10 Inch Dick – Ariana Grande a Tight Pussy
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The Lady Who Wants More Cheese at Taco Bell is Amazing
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Lauren E Hubbard Tits in a Pink Bikini
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Weinstein May Get Life in Prison
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Hailey Baldwin Dates Justin Beiber because of God…They Even Fuck in the Church
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Japanese Rocket Fail
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Don’t Date John Mayer – if You’re a Woman in Hollywood – But You’re Not – So This is the Dumbest Warning Ever Published
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People Rescue a Man After Car Wreck
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Beyonce Almost Died in Concert…
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Russian Truck Fail
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Slutty Dresses at Paris Fashion Week
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Get Yourself Some E-Cigars to Puff on and Fuck Your Intern With….
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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Rat Cow in a Bikini – Whoring
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Katy Perry in a Bathing Suit
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Lily Rose Depp at the Airport
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Chloe Grace Moretz Legs in Paris
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Chrissy Brikley and her Daughters
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Hailey Steinfeld Slutty in Concert
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Viga Guerra – Still Exists – Still a Whore
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Sofia Bush in her Bike Shorts
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Selena Gomez – Weird Looking
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Sarah Hyland Muscular
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Paris Jackson Hot in Sweat Pants
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Olivia Culpo – Whoring
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From stepSMUT!!

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Today’s Hot as Fuck Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Some Sex on the Beach…
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Public Pussy Rub of the Day
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Big Boobs Doing Big Boob Things
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Ella Knox Strips by the Window
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Veronica is the MILF of the Day
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Kylie Johnson Nude in the Bath
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Jenny Q and her Hot Fit Body
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Allie Rae Hot in Red Lingerie
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Alien Autopsy a Porn Parody
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Sex on the Beach
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Girl Pulls Tit Out During Car Review
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Sex on the Beach – Again
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2018

Jul

Eugenics Heidi Klum Naked of the Day

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I almost forgot to post Heidi Klum Naked for whatever she’s naked for, and I couldn’t let that happen. I couldn’t turn off the computer and just walk away from these nude pics….like they don’t matter…even if they don’t matter…because she’s old and we’ve seen her named before…they are still someone trying, and that someone makes no sense to me because she’s 50 and still can get naked….but I come from an era where 50 was old and disgusting…grandma aged…not hot and almost tight bodied…showing off that body….it’s weird but remember her organs and I mean ALL her organs are their real age…including but not limited to her sex organs…but we can all deal with that when it looks like this…we’re versatile like that…just don’t ask us to anything that requires physical conditioning…we’re computer people you know…who look and point at women who don’t fuck with guys like us unless we are billionaires…which we aren’t….we are the worst of all worlds…and that’s ok.

Here she is topless for a magazine

Here she is with her hard nipples

Thumbs up for hard Eugenics nips

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2018

Jul

Ariel Winter Gunt in Leggings of the Day

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In case you were wondering, going into the Long Fourth of July Independence Day weekend….Ariel Winter is still fat…

All those gym selfies, and bitch is still fatter than ever…like so many of these girls on instagram who have access to the Facetune app they bought to make themselves look like they are actually babes…when really they got upper pussy fat, muff gut, filling up the waistline of their leggings…

It’s all fucking lies…the internet and the pictures they give us…but thanks to the paparazzi…we are given the depressing truth that our favorite neckless fat girl from a hit TV show I’ve never seen, with the monster tits she keeps on cutting off, but that keep growing back…is still fat…

Mackfitness, her trainer she tags all the time, needs to step his shit up…he can’t be having clients look like this if he wants to stay in business…this is the opposite of fitness….

Look at that gut spilling everywhere…it’s a fetish to some sick fucks, so if you’re one of those sick fucks, take it in…

Ariel Winter posted this terrifying throwback pic…

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2018

Jul

J.Lo’s Big Cameltoe of the Day

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I don’t think it’s just a coincidence that J.Lo and Cameltoe Rhyme….

She’s so calculated….in all she’s ever done as a self involved narcissist that the world appreciated because of a fat ass….

I think J.Lo and Cameltoe rhyming is part of her strategy to brainwash people into forgetting she’s 50…when the fact she’s 50 may be the precise reason people even notice her in these pics…or at least the only reason they are talking…because she’s J.Lo and will always get noticed for that reason alone…

What I am trying to say, but you keep interrupting me on is that J.Lo and Cameltoe Rhyme and here sheis having one in leggings a few sizes too small because that’s what people in denial are all about….

Walk down the street…the leggings you can see the panty color through are girls who think they a small but are really an extra large…which means more clothing jacked up pussy holes for all us perverts to try to appreciate…since seeing the pussy lip formation is the closest we get to seeing actual pussy….

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2018

Jul

Eiza Gonzalez Ass in a Bikini with Fergie’s Husband of the Day

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Eiza Gonzalez is taking advantage of the gossip, the scandal, the fact that she’s banging Fergie’s Ex husband and baby daddy, who may or may not be in his 60s, because Eiza Gonzalez knows that the paparazzi are there, that they are interested in the Fergie love story, that the new woman Eiza, is the young temptress…all aspiring to make it in America with her hot body that is in a bikini….

When you’re trying to get famous, this is the kind of thing that could be your Lewinsky moment, yes a dated reference but get in the tabloids, be known as the girl who sucks Fergie’s cum out of Duhamel’s ass…it’s compacted up in there, you can tell by his bloat….

I think it’s called felching, or maybe it is just mooching…

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