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2018

02

Jul

Kaili Thorne Nipples of the Day

Kaili Thorne done gone shameless – because she’s got the solid last name “Thorne” which may not even be her last name…but a name that people recognize because her mother dedicated a lot of time to the family’s cause…and built up all the girls to be attention seeking whores who do what the nice man behind the camera asks them to do…two ended up on Disney, this one ended up nude, the two who ended up on Disney lost their fucking minds and created a business as crackhead ravers, which is the lamest shit you can be in an era where raving might as well be Disney…and with that comes nudity…and with nudity comes me coming..

Point being Kaili, the one no one cares about, should be cared about, cuz she’s a half retard, who likes getting naked but can’t figure out how to properly censor the tits….unless that’s intentional.

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2018

02

Jul

Keira Knightley Topless Vacation of the Day

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I once wrote a tribute to Keira Knightley, that may have been a little self involved, and that may have neglected all she’s accomplished…and it goes like this:

I really appreciate the fact that she’s not fat…because so many people are fat these days and it is just disgusting…from my wife…to the girl working the restaurant I order my pizza at….to the fucking Wal mart check out girl…I just can’t escape this obesity shit…so seeing a body the way I like a body to be….all bones exposed like she doesn’t eat..inspires me and brings me hope for a better tomorrow…that no matter what happens to the rest of the world…there will always be the 1 percent that look hungry even if they aren’t thanks to good genes…

The fact is, Keira Knightley is much older now, probably a mom, I’m too lazy to google it, and she’s been around for a long fucking time, targeting nerds in various movies, always having small tits, the way I often times like tits, because big tits usually come with a big everything else…

I can’t think of any movies she’s been in, I just know that she’s been in some, and here she is being…topless on vacation for the paparazzi like NATURE intended.

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2018

02

Jul

Simone Reed Topless and Terrifying of the Day

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Simone Reed, whoever the fuck that is, looks like one of the victims from an accident you unfortunately have to drive by, and can’t help but look at, only to see terrible gore and carnage all over the windshield and hanging out the driver’s side window of the car….only the topless at the beach version…

I’ve heard of body positivity and empowerment, but this is a fucking nightmare with tits….and I’m all for tits in all forms, from dreamy tits, to terrifying tits, but there’s something about this….that reminds me that even I have a breaking point…that even I can’t appreciate all tits…that even the biggest pervert with no standards has a line drawn in the fucking sand…and that line is named SIMONE REED.

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2018

02

Jul

Marisa Papen Bush Causes Controversy in Israel of the Day

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I’ve been writing about Marisa Papen since she first started getting naked on the internet…if you look into the Marisa Papen Archives there are probably a lot of posts about her, and other girls like her, who realize getting naked gets them attention.

She started out as a nude on instagram girl, when instagram didn’t like nude girls on instagram, and I think she ended up getting deleted at some point. I am not sure if she ever went back to instagram but I do know that she kept up the nude modeling. Intellectualizing it, growing her fan based, people liked her hot naked body…understandably…it’s hot and we’re all fucking perverts..

Well her nude modeling finally went viral, the stars aligned, everything came together for her…thanks to posing nude in contoversial locations, politically hot locations, like some kind of Banksy by naked….like the West Bank, or the wall, or whatever the Jews and the Palestinians led by the Hadid family are fighting for….

Everyone is talking about her, about this shoot and I support nude modeling, I always have encouraged all women to get naked, I have risked being called a pervert before it was a think for all women to get naked…and here she is proving that I was right all along….getting naked makes dreams come true….when is Disney going to make one of their movies about that….

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2018

02

Jul

Sex on the Train and Other Videos of the Day

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Heat Wave!!!

Idiot Tormenting Snake

Blode Girl Beats Up a Dude

17 Year Old Wants his Mom – Gets Tased Instead

TOurists Want Their Bear Pic

YOU Should See her Bush

Man Stealing his CHild from his Spouse

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2018

02

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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In one of life’s great injustices, where the others are able to get ahead, while I continue to fail….here’s another example of the “man” trying to bring me down…

I update this meme….which is a great meme….and Instagram deleted it and gave me warning…

Yet they allow every slut, probably many underage sluts, to post pics of their fucking assholes…

And they allow other people to post Memes that are probably more offensive in many ways…yet this one…this one offends people.

It’s not like the throat fucking holed bitch made a complaint, she’s likely dead.

I figure it’s a cigarette Awareness message…but here I am deleted…while all those fucks keep winning.

The internet “man” trying to bring me down….trying to keep me quiet…never letting me succeed..it’s been the same story since I started this….someone out there doesn’t like me…I wonder why.

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning

Owen Wilson – DNA Test to See if the Sugar Baby’s Baby is His…
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Australian Sex Worker Kylie Minogue Looking Hot
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Hot Bikini Woman Accused of Assaulting a Teen at the Pool
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Presidential Hopeful Photographed During ORgies
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Who Made This Burger…..
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Cheryl Tweedy’s See Through Dress
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Busy Philipps VS Delta
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Semi Truck Crash
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Man VS Burrito
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Vanessa Paradis Remarries – Lily Rose Depp Still Hot
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Selena Gomez Cleavage if you Like Trolls
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South Korean Fans Get Mobbed
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Elsa Hosk – Booty on a Boat
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PUSSY SPREAD OF THE DAY
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Get Yourself Some E-Cigars to Puff on and Fuck Your Intern With….
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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2018

29

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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My wife told me that having sex with me is like removing a dry tampon only dick is smaller….despite her being fat and menopausal and even when she got her period she wore fucking diapers…that was nice of her. I am glad I am stuck with her…

The other thing I am glad about is being able to spot the white woman at the pool who the old black guys are going to target and try to win over with their charm…they aren’t that hard to spot…they are the heaviest in the area…sometimes tanning in bikinis…belly out…big tits hanging…getting a tan like a roast ham…delicious…

Yes, social Justice Warrior entitled feminist activist bullshitters…I’m generalizing, which could be seen as racist but it’s true so it’s not…

Here are some stepLINKS for the Weekend….

Drake Admits he has a Son with a Whore
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Freeway Crash
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Nicole Kidman Relationship ADvice
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Man Eating Ramen at a Night Club
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Andy Dick Gets Wrestled
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Hot Mexican Actress in a Slutty Bikini
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The Tennis Player’s Jerk Off Gesture
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Gross Tit Slip
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Elsa Hosk – Bikini on a Yacht
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Miami Lava Flow
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Derek Jeter’s Upstate New York House
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Sluts in Business Attire
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Shailene Woodley’s 350 Calories
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Some Woman On Timberlake’s Payroll Says He has a Big Dick…
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The Real Life Story of Axl Rose…
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Cat Freaks Out….
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Evangeline Lily in a Photoshoot – Gross
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Cheryl Tweedy Hard Nips
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Ivanka Trump Pokies
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Nicole Scherzinger Clickbait for her Birthday
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Robbery Gone Wrong
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Toys R Us Giraffe Leaving Toys R Us…
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Michael Moore is Making an Anti-Trump Movie
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Giant Wheel Ride….
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Hummingbird Taunts Cat…
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Hot Asian Girls…
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Get Yourself Some E-Cigars to Puff on and Fuck Your Intern With….
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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Emily Dinoatto in a Magazine Not Showing Off Tit…
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Some Slut Named Anitta Performing
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Gwen Stefani Scares Me
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Brandi Glanville Bikini
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Iggy Azalea Monster Ass
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Serena Williams – Monster
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Selena Gomez – Ass and Titties at the Hotel
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Maddy Petsch in a Magazine
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Claudia Schiffer Old and Cat-LIke
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Heidi Klum – The Other German – Hot
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Madison beer – Cleavage
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Rat Cow in Mykonos
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Nina Dobrev in Shorts
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Izabel Goulart Ass in Bikini
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Alison Brie in a Magazine
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Bella Hadid – Tits in Europe
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From stepSMUT!!

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Today’s Hot as Fuck Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Girl Flashing Pussy in Public
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Stripper Fights Over Money
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Some Great Curves…
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Eating Ass in Public
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So Many Beach Boobs
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Hot Naked Babe with her Big Tits
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Big Tits Flashed at the Mall
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Today in Gash Flash
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Lesbian Bondage is Some Weird Shit
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Brooke Little Strip
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Gloria Sol Naked and Hot
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Big Tits on Snapchat
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Bald Russian
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More Lesbians…
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Meaty Pussy
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Masturbating While Mom is in the Other Room
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Euro Babe and her Dildo
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People Watch a Live Threesome
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2018

29

Jun

Shay Mitchell Pussy Dance of the Day

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Looks like Shay Mitchell joined the other fame whores on the boat in bikinis….but wanted a minute to herself to fame whore on her own…like the star of the show she feels she is and has probably felt she was her entire existence as a rich brat from Canada..spoiled enough to end up on TV acting in LA…while other kids are forced to work at fucking dairy queen, she was out auditioning….

She’s doing the pussy dance while tanning her tits…because the pussy dance is the move of the year….I talk about it a lot but no one really reads the site…and Shay Mitchell is no stranger to the Pussy Dance

These are the moves, it’s a square dance of the generation…

step 1 – PANTS OFF
step 2 – PUSSY PUSHED TO THE FRONT
step 3 – PUSSY PUSHED TO THE RIGHT
step 4 – PUSSY PUSHED TO THE LEFT
step 5 – PUSSY PUSHED TO THE BACK
step 6 – PUSSY PUSHED TO THE LEFT and RIGHT we call that the pussy wave
step 7 – PUSSY GETS JERKED OFF TO ALL THE MEN ON INSTAGRAM WATCHING THE PUSSY DANCE…

Here she is getting wet

SO much Shay Mitchell…not enough time.

Posted in:SFW|Shay Mitchell

2018

29

Jun

Rachel Fenton Titty Tape of the Day

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RACHEL FENTON is from the reality show Love Island…

I think she may be Rihanna’s sister, because they have the same last name….and the same coloring…only I think this Rachel maybe in black face…with some fake tan spray…..pulling a LOTTI MOSS….milk your sister’s name as hard as you can….and if you were Rihanna’s sister you would be doing the same…get all the free shit you can…because all you fame whores are addicted to famous people.

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2018

29

Jun

Emmanuelle Chriqui Group Pussy Dance of the Day

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Emmanuelle Chriqui, the big Jewish tits from Canada who got famous in America for being the big Tits on Entourage….is doing a pussy dance.

A pussy dance, for the perverts who don’t know what a pussy dance is, but who she is doing a pussy dance for…is when a girl leads her dance with her pussy….so it’s like step one of the dance is pussy forward…pussy left….pussy right….pussy back…pussy right…pussy left…pussy forward…while the rest of her follows.

I haven’t seen a group this big do a pussy dance before….it’s masterful….maybe it is thanks to her circus performing roots…

I don’t have the answers…just the video…and as a bonus they are in bikinis, wearing bikinis, which is like Bra and Panties to me…same coverage..different fabric…same contact with genitals…hot.

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