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2018

29

Jun

Ashley Tisdale Slutty of the Day

Does looking at Ashley Tisdale give you a High School Music in your pants? Should we be calling the police because you’re staring at some 35 year old who played a 16 year old, in the dumbest phenomenon to ever happen in pop culture…

Are you happy to revisit her in grainy pics of her in bikini bottoms, doing some catalog style pictures for whatever the fuck this is for, showing off her untoned midsection because she’s fucking old and less tight then she was when she was trying to trick you into thinking she was 16…and getting paid a lot to make you think she was 17…

Does any of this really matter? Who are we and what have we become to think this is worth our fucking time.

Garbage…in a bikini…is still garbage…even if it’s in a bikini….

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2018

29

Jun

Brandi Glanville Old Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Brandi Glanville, groupie slut who was home wrecked by LeAnn Rimes’ fake tits, only to establish herself as someone middle America cared about enough to get her cast on some Beverly Hills housewife show that I refuse to watch because I know it is everything wrong in the fucking world…

I assume it is not on the air anymore, but that doesn’t mean that this Brandi Glanville doesn’t continue to show the world her ass in a bikini for the paparazzi like she matters…because I guess to herself, in her mind she matters…and still goes out there in a bikini for you to see her skinny ass…and it’s ok. I appreciate the effort.

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2018

29

Jun

Chelsea Handler Topless of the Day

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Chelsea Handler is everyone’s famous funny girl, except mine.

I always found her content mean spirited, rude, vulgar and unattractive.

She seemed like a bitter bitch, just trying to be as nasty as possible because she couldn’t get a career as an actress and was forced to choose the route of ugly girls to get where she is…even with the tits…

But then again, I appreciate mean spirited content when it is directed at celebrities, since they are the fucking worst and get groupied on all day, thinking they are fucking awesome even when they know that they aren’t because they are rich and live the good life…a well executed scam…

I don’t mind that in her old age, Chelsea Handler loves showing off her big tits to get noticed, I mean it’s the only thing she does worth paying attention to, and the only thing most women do worth paying attention to.

It’s weird that her tits are her whole act now that her show was cancelled, but not weird enough to stare at.

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2018

29

Jun

Danniella Westbrook Terrifying Topless Meathook Tits of the Day

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Hey Danniella Westbrook….

I don’t know who you are but I’ve probably posted your tits before…

I like the way they look like they have a crescent scar under them…like she’s been assaulted by a meat hook at the slaughter house…

How sexy is that….

It’s the bolt on tits that look like they were bolted on by a retard in some kind of work program designed to teach retards how to be members of society, at least that’s how they sell it, when really they are just using the retards for cheap labor.

PROTEST THAT social justice warriors…EQUALITY FOR ALL RETARDS….even you.

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2018

29

Jun

Bella Thorne Titties On the Phone of the Day

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Bella Thorne is fascinating, because despite being a 20 year old slut from Disney turned Slut on Instagram, a master of attention seeking, and attention getting thanks to training from her slut mother who likely always wanted fame of her own, so she used her kids to get it….is that Bella Thorne looks old enough to be her mom.

If you know what I mean…a 45 year old looking 20 year old….who may be 45 years old. I’ve never seen her birth certificate, we don’t know if this is just some instagram troll that’s working. Like all the fake profiles before it, but they slip through the cracks because of the tits…and here are the tits.

I wonder who she’s calling? I am assuming her plastic surgeon for more face injections….

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2018

29

Jun

English Girls Got Drunk and Naked in Spain and Other Videos of the Day

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Pervert Kisses a Woman’s Ankles

Snake VS Bikini Girl

Trump Almost Gets Pulled Over by Portugese Handshake

Argentina Fan Kisses Female Security Guard

Accident Caught on Dashcam

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

29

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I wonder how fathers deal with their teenage daughters dressing so provocatively. I remember in my era there were still shorts that were too short, shirts that were too tight, or too sheer, bathing suits that were too skimpy, even though not one of the girls I went to high school with ever wore a bikini….I don’t even think they wore thongs..

While nowadays, girls are tits out, braless, sheer white shirts, nipples everywhere, asses exposed in shorts and bathing suits, and that is just the style…so you see it at restaurants, grocery stores, family vacations, while the dad just sits back and lets perverts like you stare at his daughter because he’s a pervert who stares at his friend’s daughters…but I guess what they wear isn’t nearly as bad as what they do on the internet…and you sort of just have to close your eyes and hope for the best…in this era of everyone’s a fucking pornstar.

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Tom Brady – Ass Eater
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2018

28

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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I saw the fattest girl, in what looked like a thong bikini, but was probably a full sized extra large bikini, that fit like a thong bikini, roller blading through the park….

I assume the internet has tricked her into thinking her massive ass is a hot thing, but all I could think about was what kind of mess would happen if she accidentally shat herself…

I figure she probably has a social media account and gets perverts telling her how good she is all fucking day, or maybe a Tinder account, so that when she goes out in public she’s got this inflated ego.

I get the ass thing, but I’d prefer if these girls just did the titty tan, tan them titties, instead of exposing their big monster fat chick asses that should never be let out of the house…

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Christina Aguilera’s Visible Nipples
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Plane Crash of the Day
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Man Gets Head Stuck in Donation Bin
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Leo’s on Set of Tarantino’s New Movie
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Liz Olsen – Pokies
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DJ Fame Whore Titty Flash
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Carla Howe Pussy Slip
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2018

28

Jun

Katy Perry Still Exists in a Bikini of the Day

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If you’re still looking for who Killed XXXTENTATCION…it was Katy Perry…because he put on her new album, and someone with some sense couldn’t take it and now he’s dead…

If you’re wondering why all those mexican kids are being taken from their parents, it was Katy Perry…they asked for the Katy Perry Album for Cinco de Mayo…and the parents were wise enough to say “get the fuck out”…

If you’re wondering why all the plastic in the ocean is killing the eco system…and the ocean life…it’s Katy Perry from all the CDs she bought of herself to trick the billboard charts to think she matters….then throwing it in the trash to get rid of the evidence.

She’s garbage…I believe all things wrong with the world stem from this monster…this pig..this fucking scam…

I don’t think her big tits are worth looking at or celebrating because she’s that disgusting of a person…

Her entire career, even when she was starting up was a rip off scam, with zero originality or talent. Her dancing was bulky at best…

There are more pics of her in a bikini. I refuse to post them. Find them somewhere else – you sick fucks

Posted in:Katy Perry|SFW

2018

28

Jun

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Bikini Vacation Cameltoe Continues of the Day

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Gwyneth Paltrow is off showing off her old lady body in a bikini – including some cameltoe in a bikini – even though there is supposed to legally be a cut off age for when people are allowed to wear bikinis.

I will never understand why 46 year olds think they are hot, or have the right to be nudists or in bikinis, because they are comfortable with their sloppy old bodies, but it happens all the time, especially with the old lady who does fitness and eats well to stay skinny enough, despite having an old fucking body.

I have always found Gwyneth Paltrow disgusting….even at her Brad Pitt Prime…and continue to…

I don’t care about her bullshit lifestyle brand people hype up like it matters because she’s a fucking rich kid who got hooked up.

I don’t care about seeing her arrogance in a bikini.

I don’t understand why her husband is so horny for her in all the pics…

I guess he’s got his own bag of sexual dysfunctions that lead him to Gwyneth’s pussy hole…he’s probably a Coldplay fan or some shit…and this is a way into molest Chris Martin…..

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