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2018

Jul

Nina Agdal Garbage Butt Shot of the Day

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Nina Agdal is living the American Dream…from Denmark, where she was seen as a retarded person, because of her big head, she was able to get fit and show off her body in bikini for the Sports Illustrated people, and they liked her, felt sorry for her, and gave her work because of inclusivity – retards with hot bodies shouldn’t be neglected the same rights as non retards…even in bikini modeling…it’s the American way…everyone is equal…if they are white…and hot and rich

She went on to date rich guys, celebrities, and now some rich Christie Brinkley son…where she jumps on boats and hides her retard face like she should – mainly cuz she’s old..

I just wonder if she chronically masturbates like a retard, I had to work in a high school program helping retards, and they would all masturbate all the time…she looks like the type…it’s probably how she got her work visa

Living the American Dream

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2018

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s the eve of the most special event in the history of events…..Independence Day…and I may be a Canadian with no real ties to the USA, other than a possible father who I never met, who knocked up my Mexican prostitute mother before I was shipped off to Canada to some foster home run by Christians…but I do know that the USA is the greatest place in America….

I also know that it’s an excuse for ever slutty girl and her sister, mom, cousin and tranny neighbor to post the most provocative cliche bullshit American themed bikini photo….in various poses they’ve learned from other instagram girls who have learned them from strippers…who learned them from porn stars…and there’s no need to be MAGA….it’s already pretty fucking great…if you like slutty girls with hormone in food jacked up tits…being sluts to get paid…which we do..

GOD BLESS AMERICA….even if there is no GOD…

Goodnight…and to a better tomorrow…..

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Katharine McPhee Engaged to Old Man
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Tim Allen is Losing Cast Members on his Show
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Dumbest Bet of the DAy
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Idiot of the Day
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Rat Cow’s Intentional Pussy Slip
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Ashley Greene – Remember Her? Hard Nips.
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Anya Taylor Joy – Slutty Outfit
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Sofia Richie is Moving in with Scott Disick
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Weinstein May Get Life in Prison
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Big Hail Destroys Car
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Backflip on the Edge of a Cliff…Maniac…
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Stripper Filled Divorce Party
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Amber Heard Sends Racist Non Racist Tweet
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Jennifer Aniston is Dating 2 Dudes
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Christie Brinkley and Whore Daughter on the Beach
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Farrah Abraham Perfect in a Bikini
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Lily Rose Depp – Hot for Fashion
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Madison Beer – Big Cleavage
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Martha Hunt – Catalog Pics
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Monica Belluci Old in a Magazine
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Rita Ora – Whore in a Bikini
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Topless Beach Girl of the Day
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Gigi Hadid Skinny in a Bikini
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Rat Cow in a Bikini
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Ella Knox Big Tits
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German Mom and Daughter – Sexy TIme
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Brazilian Girl Walking Naked on the Streets
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Naked Russian in a Squat
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2018

Jul

Lady Gaga Bikini of the Day

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Lady Gaga is being a faggot somewhere…

There is no way that she’s 100 percent woman…and there’s a reason she targeted the gay community as one of their own…and that’s likely because gay guys like “fabulous” things and because gay guys like mainstream pop bullshit and are easily won over…and this loser was able to fucking win..thanks to an ability to sing and play piano and mask that talent with over the top costumes and the weirdest madonna impersonation ever.

She is not hot, so she had to go after people who don’t want your pussy…even if she’s sexualized herself, and we’ve all seen her naked, it hasn’t always been amazing…mainly cuz of that troll face…it looks lik she’s the IRS coming to collect taxes owed..and I don’t really get the appeal…but she’s rich and I don’t need to get it..and I can still look at her in a bikini…which I guess is my innate talent…the ability to look at pussy in bikini and enjoy it even when it’s vile…like this scam…another one using soundwave engineering to manipulate our brains into hearing and memorizing her songs…she’s got us by the brains….and here are her sloppy tits.

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2018

Jul

Megan Samperi Topless of the Day

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Megan Samperi is topless..

I am not even going to bother googling her, I know her story, at least I’ve written it in my head…and here it is in the picture form.

You come to this site three times a day, so don’t act like you don’t know what is going on here…girl told she’s hot, decides she is hot, thinks she can get big on instagram so she doesn’t have to get a real job, does instagram…so she doesn’t need to get a real job…realizes nude shoots and collabs with photographers with an audience is marketing…does that…ends up on drunkenstepfather…never finds out…because it’s drunkenstepfather not anything relevant like Daily Mail…

I like her name because it reminds me of Campari…which all the lame “mixologists”…who anyone who calls themselves a mixologist when they are a bartender is already the worst…well they love Campari…and they are putting in their drinks…like it is the reason the 14 dollar cocktail is 14 dollars and doesn’t get me wasted….like straight rubbing alochol…and I don’t hate Campari….or any Alochol for that matter…it’s just making me feel a little thristy…like Megan Sampari…spritz spritz…

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2018

Jul

Kendall Jenner Back at it with the Pussy Dance of the Day

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More of a slight pussy wave than a full on pussy dance but still a pussy dance..

For those of you who don’t know what a pussy dance is, it’s an instagram movement that girls are doing everywhere…where they lead with their pussy…

I wrote out the basic steps here for you to share with your loved ones, moms and sisters, you may end up fucking this weekend at the trailer park, you know those late nights in the pool with one too many rum and cokes…

step 1 – PANTS OFF
step 2 – PUSSY PUSHED TO THE FRONT
step 3 – PUSSY PUSHED TO THE RIGHT
step 4 – PUSSY PUSHED TO THE LEFT
step 5 – PUSSY PUSHED TO THE BACK
step 6 – PUSSY PUSHED TO THE LEFT and RIGHT we call that the pussy wave
step 7 – PUSSY GETS JERKED OFF TO ALL THE MEN ON INSTAGRAM WATCHING THE PUSSY DANCE…

All the girls are doing it…Pussy Dance….someone needs to make the Gangnam Style song to go with the pussy dance…that person should be me…TRADEMARK COPYRIGHT.

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2018

Jul

Liz Hurley Stretching her Pussy of the Day

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Liz Hurley is grandmother aged – yet still whoring down in bikinis – which offers us a great lesson on this day before the Fourth of July…the single greatest day in American History and that is that none of you Americans should be trying this at Liz Hurley’s age, because I have seen you at your Walmarts and you don’t have this EURO appeal…and even the skinny ones, look like meth heads all toothless rather than magical like this sugar baby gold digging bikini slut still peddling the bikinis slutty…and making herself matter because of it…because her career was really not that memorable and we’d all forget if she wasn’t out there stretching her pussy…while instead we know her ass could actually stretch her pussy out and make a sail out of it…to coast down the great Mississippi like Huck Finn….

I’m drunk on American Flag Cudweiser…bottle cans…I like an early start to all bikini filled holidays….

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2018

Jul

Elsa Hosk Erotica of the Day

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The Victoria’s Secret girls get paid bonuses, or part of their contract is based on their social media accounts…so they all have to turn to their instagram and whore the fuck down…using the basic tactics that all girls use to get follows…from Sally at the Starbucks who posts her bikini pics…to the top tier celebrities you know and hate…but appreciate their tits…it’s all a bunch of self involved assholes being slutty as fuck and I guess for people like us…we’re just on the receiving end…absorbed in this…getting sucked in by it…having it shoved down our damn throats over and over and over…eventually making some dudes crack and become sex offenders and others crack and become INCELs…who hate themselves cuz they can’t fuck girls like Elsa Hosk despite all the masturbation material she feeds them in her whoring.

I can’t imagine this being good for society…but it’s good to remind yourself that girls in bikinis are hot…whether paid for by mall brands or not..

The nice thing about Elsa Hosk other than the whoring is that she’s hot.

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2018

Jul

Olga De Mar Naked “Model” On the Internet of the Day

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Olga is one of the least attractive names when you hear it…it’s like Olga…and you can’t help but think of an old Eastern European fat woman with a lot of body hair…making BORSCHT in the kitchen on a camp burner…because they have no running water – Communism.

But when it’s put on a girl who looks like this Olga De Mar, who I’ve never heard of before today, it becomes a whole cultural experience that involves buying women from the Eastern Europe who want that American Dream life…and are so desperate they sex work they way to get it…by getting naked and marrying old rich fat guys…

Who knows what this Olga De Mar’s story is, maybe she’s American already and I’m a racist pre-judging white people..

Is she a model, is she just a naked chick, is she a stripper or a bottle service girl…I don’t have the answers…I am not a prophet..I just see tits…

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2018

Jul

Aubrey O’Day Pussy Print of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day is hilarious on her quest to be an instagrammer

What the hell is this angle, and why do I like it so much…

It’s pussy forward on some plastic as plastic as they get woman that no one even remembers or cares about….but she’s taken it upon herself and fully decided it’s time to make noise again, in one last hurrah or something that I’ll never understand when I see these women do it, but that all these women do it, like they are all built and programmed to be sexualized porn chicks…and if they aren’t buillt to be sexualized porn chicks, they sure as fuck try to overcompensate with fitness, gym, plastic surgery, hair and make-up a whole lot of ridiculousness…that Aubrey O’Day has figured out is the best way for her to market herself…clearly..

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2018

Jul

Emmy Rossum Topless of the Day

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Emmy Rossum is trying to be playful in her topless state of undress because thats what you do on social media…

I guess she’s forgotten that we’ve all seen her simulate sex topless on Shameless so why the fuck be coy about it…if anything I am fucking offended by her, as I have been for many years and I don’t entirely know why…since I don’t actually care about her or her story…maybe it’s cuz I can tell she’s a fucking phony, cocktease who only gets naked on TV because it was her only job option and does it without actually wanting to do it…tapping into some inner whore that barely exists…even if all women are whores…or who pretends she’s not the girl she plays because she’s an “actress” and the whole thing is a fucking lie..

Like show us your damn tits or don’t…none of this halfway shit…you garbage piece of shit.

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