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2018

25

Jun

Stephanie Pratt’s Busted Body in a Bikini of the Day

Stephanie Pratt is famous in the UK for being on their reality shows, which is a pretty weird series of events for an American reality show, but like Hasselhoff in Germany, I guess she was well liked or at least had something to leverage from being insignificant on American Tv, which allowed her to build up her existence on European TV, and now she lives the Euro life….

Now if only every American Reality star moved overseas and disappeared from existence…only to have some other culture celebrate them, so long as they aren’t here I’m good with that..

She’s in a bikini, some sites say she’s hot in her bikini, but I don’t really dig what’s going on here, but luckily for HER…because being featured on this site is “luck”…I like all bikini pics.

Posted in:SFW|Stephanie Pratt

2018

25

Jun

Ashley Tisdale Crotch Shot of the Day

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If you’ve read this site before, and I assume you haven’t, because if you’re a returning visitor, you’re likely only here for the pictures, and if you’re accidentally here from some random way that is probably not from google, because google has banned me and sends me no traffic, I’ll say that I used to target Ashley Tisdale for being ugly, marketed as hot, winning awards on MTV award shows, for her Disney Show she was on, and it would annoy me. She had a botched noise job and represented all that is wrong with marketing, BUT she did have a good body…

I am posting this pic that she posted as a sign of progress and understanding, like she has finally realized what her best angle is.

No need to hide behind purses when the paparazzi are out there…

Just close up and zoom in on that pussy….a strategy many women know, but not enough optimize.

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|SFW

2018

25

Jun

Britney Spears Dancing of the Day

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Let’s take a minute to appreciate our girl Britney Spears in a short shorts, heels and crop top outfit, all big tittied and medicated the way we like her, doing some kind of dance we don’t need to understand to appreciate, because she’s Britney, kept in an aquarium, for all of us looking and pointing at her entire fucking life…

She brings us hope, of being mooch dudes looking for rich women to knock up like K-Fed…or stage parent dads smart enough to sell off our daughter like it was the 1800s and she was prime meat some rich guy wanted to take with him to the West…..cash the fuck in from all angles..

Plus while pushing 40, she looks fucking amazing…unlike most 40 year olds…

That’s been our Britney Spears minute of appreciation…

Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW|Videos

2018

25

Jun

Yasmina Jones Nude Photoshoot of the Day

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Yasmina Jones is a titty model doing a nude photoshoot for a titty magazine

I don’t know who she is, but from my extensive research she seems to be an LA based model, possibly an immigrant on an expiring work visa, or maybe even American already…but still out for the fame and glory that comes from moving to LA and hoping someone notices you and gives you a job…and in the process of “networking”…they meet rich connected dudes who want to fuck them…and are often too dumb to close the deal before fucking them…becoming sugar babies, side bitches and all that good stuff..

So, I may not know her, but I do know how LA chicks are…and if they look as good as this…that’s exactly how they should be…I mean not everyone can be a top model, but doesn’t mean they aren’t hot, and don’t deserve the good life…being the arm candy in amazing places, because these girls are hot..

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2018

25

Jun

Alexis Skyy Nipples at the BET Awards of the Day

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Alexis Skyy is some stripper looking reality television personality, entrepreneur, actress, and model. She is best known for her role in Love & Hip Hop….

I’ve never heard of her, but that’s because I am not in tune with Black Twitter and all the happenings on it.

I just know that I want to turn this site into Black Drunk Stepfather….but stepfather’s don’t exist in the black community….either do real fathers…right?

I also know that Cardi B was found from that show, so we can assume it inspired Alexis Skyy to get seen and noticed too…it could happen for her…this is the internet and this is pop culture…all the white people are so black obsessed it is racist in and of itself…like this inclusivity thing…to properly execute inclusivity you need to identify how different we all are….it’s all a fucking lie…

The BET awards, the exploitative, probably Jewish Owned black network has an award show…which is much like the White Awards known as the CMTs..but way more fun, gutter, trashy, shameless, and entertaining….

Just check out this outfit.

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In other news….from the BET awards….Blac Chyna and Amber Rose exchanged fluids, like they’ve probably done before, while exchanging men, in some publicity stunt both thirsty women took advantage of…in the weirdest way…

That’s been your black update of the day…cuz we are all about inclusiveness when it comes to SLUTS…

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Posted in:Alexis Skyy

2018

25

Jun

Josephine Skriver Fitness Erotica of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is the AI, created in a lab, pretty much one of the hottest VS models to come out of a lab, thanks to her gay biologist father and lesbian egg donor mother, where she was obviously designed using DNA modifications, in what could end with terrible cancer or other genetic diseases when the calculations figure out because the technology 20 years ago was more primitive, but still worked…

I assume that her existence and research into her was funded by the evil Victoria’s Secret empire, but maybe her gay dads just put it together out of their own narcissism and love of design…

I mean homos love fashion, interior design, nice things…and the ability to make a child that has model like perfection, seems like the homo thing to do…

Well, as you know, since you’re all fags, it was Price weekend and that brought out the daughter of the gays, to celebrate how they sold her off to Victoria’s Secret to get that Return on Investment like a real estate flip she is….

She’s pretty much the hottest of the VS models, and hasn’t started having any malfunctions yet…so stare.

More Josephine Erotica

Here she is at PRIDE

Posted in:Josephine Skriver|SFW

2018

25

Jun

Aubrey Plaza Nipples of the Day

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I missed these Aubrey Plaza nipple pics that came out last week, because unlike you weirdos I don’t follow Aubrey Plaza in all she does, but I am well aware that she’s got a huge following thanks to being a quirky weirdo, in what I think is decent comedy, like I don’t hate it and I hate everything….

I figure her not wearing a bra, showing off some nipple, is a huge deal to her community…and for that reason alone…I am posting it….and that’s all there is to it.

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2018

25

Jun

That Dude Lea Michele Bikini of the Day

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That Dude Lea Michele is in a Bikini and apparently she Can’t Believe She’s Engaged Either….you know because when you’re born with a dick, it’s hard to think a man will ever accept you for who and what you are….even if it is a huge part of who you are…and what you have become because your parents are clever enough to gender re-assign you so that you get paid acting work well into your 30s…including one hit show…knowing if she was a man it’d never hapen for her…because girls have it easier, despite the MeToo Movement and its lies…girls have what it takes to make more money and succeed then men…ask any bar tender…

Point being…she promotes her engagement ring whilst in a bikini to both show off the hormones working, the tuck and get people to remember and be amazed she engaged…but we aren’t….we’ve seen K-Fed…we know how it works when you’re famous…anyone will jump on you trying to impregnate you whether you have a uterus or not….

That’s it.

Posted in:Lea Michele|SFW

2018

25

Jun

Butt Crack Clam Digger and Other Videos of the Day

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Lady Forgets to Wear Pants

Biker Fail

Man Paddleboards to Work in a Suit

What the Fuck

Some British Chicks

Selfie Stranger Attacks

Ghetto Brawl

Reporter gets Mad at a Troll

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

25

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I live a life knowing that when I die, the media will not write “the famous and innovative blogger from the popular drunken stepfather website has been found dead in a crawl space masturbating to his neighbor showering” not because I won’t die in the crawl space masturbating to my neighbor showering but because no one notices this site exists….which ultimately doesn’t matter or make a difference that gets in the way of me masturbating in a crawl space watching my neighbor shower…because that is what actually matters…not commercial success or recognition of being anything more than a dude who masturbates to his neighbor showering….in some pretty clever spy-like ways…

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