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2018

26

Jun

Joyce Verheyen Nude Photoshoot of the Day

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Who Joyce Verheyen is doesn’t matter.

What she does doesn’t matter.

What she’s about doesn’t matter.

What her hopes and dreams are, don’t matter.

What went wrong in her childhood that made her want to be on camera, like a famous girl, living that famous life, that everyone envies and that guys jerk off to doesn’t matter.

What went wrong in her high school that made her want to try hard to be seen as the hot chick everyone wants to fuck doesn’t matter.

Her confidence in getting naked like everyone else trying to get ahead doesn’t matter.

What matters is that she’s naked in photoshoots as her low level marketing campaign to expand her career so that she doesn’t have to work a regular job – and can just travel around and live a life of luxury like so many others…and that is what matters….

Why work when you can make your narcissism and tits work for you….

Posted in:Joyce Verheyen

2018

26

Jun

Tinashe Short Shorts of the Day

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We still don’t know who Tinashe is.

I just know she’s drunk and doing some sort of dance in what are either short shorts or little boy style underwear…

Let’s hope it’s little shorts…..

Because little boy underwear, like the superhero underwear with the Y seam is something I hate seeing women wear, and women do where them, and I know a dude who fucking loved when women did and would make his girlfriend’s wear them, while regular dudes are buying crotchless panties, this motherfucker would be a K-Mart buying a 6 pack of superhero underwear in size large….

Why would a dude want his girl to remind him of little boys, that’s creepy, I’m not psychologist, but clearly dude had a scout leader, or a school bus driver, or an elementary school teacher, or a little league coach, or a priest, or a Mall Santa, or a Disney Staffer in his life that showed him the ropes, or maybe that’s what his hopes and dreams and aspirations are….because I think men who dress their women up like little boys…likely are what you’d expect them to be….

That said…Tinashe is a singer who was dating a Basketball player who left her Kendall Jenner allowing her to exist…and now she’s looking like a good time for the Paparazzi like she should…

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Posted in:SFW|Tinashe

2018

26

Jun

Emmy Rossum Bikini of the Day

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Emmy Rossum is the fucking worst. Not because she GETS NAKED ON TV. That’s actually the only thing I don’t mind about her…and I guess the only reason she exists….so I guess she’s not the worst…because if the only reason someone exists is a good thing like because she simulates sex on TV…then they by default are good…right?

I actually don’t remember why I think she’s the worst, there was a time when I thought she was the worst, but I have no idea what it was that I disliked about her….it’s all a fucking blur, all this shit sort of crosses over and piled up into one big pile of shit , and it really that doesn’t actually matter.

What matters is that I am sure she was failing at getting work, and auditioned for Shameless, and realized if she gets naked , she will have a lasting career on a popular show, and will get paid for a long time, a lot of money, and the nudity can be spun as artistry not shamelessness…on a show called Shameless…not to mention from that nudity comes a pretty loyal fan base, thanks to her getting naked on TV….so it’s a win/win for everyone…

She gets work, gets paid doing what she set out to do and you get tits…

I am sure her struggles weren’t that “real”…her cousin is married to Vera Wang…or some shit, which means she’s uppercrust rich kid from New York like so many of these people who are famous, the poor have to actually get jobs to pay rent, instead of running to LA to take a shot at acting for 3-5 years borrowing money from their trust fund to make their dreams happen….

Well she’s in a bathing suit and it isn’t exciting but it happened.

Posted in:Emmy Rossum

2018

26

Jun

Gabi Grecko Nip Slip of the Day

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Gabi Grecko is an “ex” escort who married a millionaire and started a white girl rapping career.. here is her nip slip…

She is one of the more interesting personalities to come out in recent years, not that you or anyone actually cares about Gabi Grecko or knows who she is, but luckily I only hang out with hot young tight bodied women who love their pop culture, and who teach me valuable lessons and show me things I would otherwise never know because my brain is saturated with nonsense and I don’t need more of it…It’s been 15 years of this DrunkenStepfahter shit and it’s exhausting….and has been for the last decade or so…so it’s hard to get excited about a new whore doing old whore tacts when I’ve seen so many whores do it…and when I wasn’t even excited about it in the first place….

I don’t know how this site merged into me hating on celebs, I was always into real people being fucking weirdos, more than famous people being famous, but I would say it’s likely because producing my own content was too labor intensive and expensive, the celebrities produce this shit about themselves all day so the content is endless, there are always attention seeking whores to point and laugh at, and the fact that people are successful or not has no rhyme or reason and it annoys me enough to say “stop supporting this terrible human being”….or whatever….

I would not say that Gabi Grecko is famous, but she’s trying to be as an aspiring musician…shewas a hooker, she seduced a millionaire john…like some Anna Nicole Smith, she fucked him like he never fucked before and brought him joy and excitement and clearly they both love the storyline and the attention, and I guess it’s pretty gutter and pretty funny…whether there is a nip slip or not..but there’s a nip slip…making it worth posting.

Check out that Pepperoni…

Here are some throwbacks of her nude

Posted in:Gabi Grecko

2018

26

Jun

Amber Heard Hard Nipples of the Day

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Here’s a pregnant looking scumbag Amber Heard with her titties out for the paparazzi, because she’s an attention seeking fame whore, who legit whores herself to famous people, to become famous by association, because before she seduced or trapped a vulnerable alcoholic Johnny Depp into her spider web, and before she fucking black Widowed him, she was a virtual no one, who did nothing substantial, except try to get attention for being in a girl on girl relationship, which was likely just a tactic at the time to get noticed, or to get rich guys to throw money at her, which is her one true fetish..

I remember Amber Heard doing media, about sexuality, about fluidity and all that bullshit a fucking decade ago, when she was semi hot and barely famous….before Johnny Depp got swindled and learned his lesson, which is to avoid opportunist media whores…and to get a fucking pre-nup with them when you’re seeminging worth over 500,000,000 dollars…which turned out to be not enough for Amber Heard, she’s elevated her whoredom like Miranda Kerr and now goes for Billionaires…

The scissoring dyke for attention, using Johnny Depp to leverage and increase her day rate…and throwing him under the bus for being abusive after she broke him down….sometimes a bitch needs a little spanking or discipline especially when they are on your payroll and you essentially own them…and they are out of line and abusing you…then filming him to extort him…that’s a fucking garbage partner, a garbage person, a psycho opportunist…and these are her nipples…

Posted in:Amber Heard|SFW

2018

26

Jun

Charli XCX Nipples of the Day

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I wrote a very riveting piece on Charli XCX last week. It was a bit of an expose, what I would call Journalism at it’s finest, my Pulitzer prize moment, or what I used to call my “Lewinsky”…which was a reference point to how DrudgeReport went famous on the internet and became household because of the Lewinsky coverage they had back before the internet existed, unless I am wrong about that fact, which would be unfortunate, since I use it when talking about a site going viral, something that’s never happened to me, not with the Kim K sex tape exclusive, or the Farrah Abraham sex tape exclusive, or really any of my sex tape exclusives, or daily coverage of nonsense…even though I once had 600,000 people visit the site in one day, which cost me a lot of money in server charges, that weren’t off set with advertising, because advertisers think I am porno…which is so fucking weird…while the actual porn star in the content I produce get paid millions…

SUSPISCIOUS….

But that Lewinksy moment happened, last week, when I wrote a first hand account of how I’ve actually seen Charli XCX perform at some event…which is really fucking weird because I don’t actually leave the house ever…and it was unmemorable…low quality…and a reminder that kids have no taste or standards…and while I wait for that Pulitzer to come in….I figure we should all just stare at her tits.

Posted in:Charli XCX

2018

26

Jun

Nicki Minaj Slutty of the Day

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Nicki Minaj like Iggy Azalea, is out being disgusting, shameless and a monster exhitionist who thinks she’s hot, when really she’s fucking vile…

But not as vile as the plastic surgery she’s got…her tits are the worst fucking bolt on tit job I’ve seen, you’d think she’d be able to afford something less PROJECTS, and her fake ass looks like it’s filled with cement, straight from the back alley ass injection some Puerto Rican does using Home Depot bought Silicone…

The point is, I remember Nicki Minaj came out and she was a dumpy fat chick….who played some weird persona to speak to Black Lady Gaga….she was from the acting school she was attending…nothing hot about her….or interesting about her…it was all just circus performing…but then the team decided to turn her into Lil Kim and she went off…took it too seriously…and this is the result…Garbage filled with Garbage….trying to be garbage…I don’t get it.

Posted in:Nicki Minaj|SFW

2018

26

Jun

Kourtney Kardashian Pussy Print Bikini of the Day

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“Omg Kourtney Kardashian in a Bathing Suit, look at this great body, can you believe she’s a mom! It must be because she believes in health and fitness, I’m sure it’s all natural from hard work in the gym and a good diet, there’s no way this is plastic surgery or a cheap attempt to get people to notice her, as this family is traditionally about sending a positive message to the kids, and I guess she’s continuing that legacy! Go Kardashians, please tell me what lip plumper I need to buy”….

Gutter Kardashians, aren’t health or fitness anything, they are artificial shameless pieces of shit, that are the color of shit, and the fact that people celebrate them like they are interesting, or good, it disgusting to me. You all should be ashamed of your damn selves…

Here’s her mom pussy print in a bikini.

Here she is getting her pussy looked at for scabs

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Here is Kim doing a pussy dance in the mirror

Posted in:Kourtney Kardashian|SFW

2018

26

Jun

Iggy Azalea Skinny Dip of the Day

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In the biggest news that no one cares about, or is it the biggest ass that no one cares about, Iggy Azalea is out releasing new shitty music, and with that has come an influx of Iggy Azalea promoting herself naked on the internet, and even starring in her new video, that she should have considered hiring a hot chick to stand in for her as the star of the video, because she is disgusting….all naked and shit…and I emphasize the shit part of that statement…

The fact is that she double downed on her liposuction and ass injections and is feeling fine…so fine that she’s taking part in exhibitionism and probably trying to bullshit you into thinking she’s actually a teen runaway from Australia stripper in Miami…when really she was probably in Private school in Australia plotting her American take over…via fat a fat ass….Target the black guys they love them som PAWG…and always have…so give them what they want…