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2018

20

Jun

Lucy Hale Cameltoe of the Day

Lucy Hale must have a massive vagina – because she consistently has cameltoes..LIKE HERE …which I guess is the only Cameltoe post I’ve done on her and I didn’t even bother clicking it to see how much of a cameltoe it was because it doesn’t matter…what matters is that the pants are tight enough to get jacked up inside a set of puffy vagina lips to showcase the definition of the vagina in a way that I can imagine seeing the vagina bare naked…in what was far less hot when I was in High School and the obese lunch lady had cameltoes after knowing she had 4-5 kids….that cameltoe was not hot and made for eating the cafeteria lasanga a fucking struggle..

While this pussy, lippy or herped or not…is not all that hot…but still a vagina on a famous chick who has pervert fans that like her so I bring it.

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2018

20

Jun

Lauren Summer Nude Photoshoot of the Day

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It’s summer so what better way to celebrate summer than with Lauren Summer nude..

It’s some SOLSTICE shit…officially SUMMER tomorrow….so let’s look at someone who’s name is SUMMER as the natural tie in to celebrating summer and by look at someone, I mean look at her vagina lips…that are clearly lacking bush…which to me is tragic because BUSH is everything… I am a huge bush ambassador..I lobby for that shit like it was my political agenda…like I was trying to get laws passed for my evil corporation polluting and killing by bribing politicians….but all pussy is good pussy even gross pussy and bald pussy.

We don’t discriminate….

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2018

20

Jun

Bella Thorne Bikini of the Day

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Bella Thorne released some bikini pics – because she’s Bella Thorne and that’s what she’s seen the most success from in her social media whoring…so if you get that audience through half naked pics when you’re young and your body is tight…you can do anything like sell them product, release music that sucks, become a multi-faceted talent without actually having talent and it’s all thanks to her mom whoring her out at a young age…

I mean I’ll look at anyone in a bikini, good body or not, so I’m a pretty compelled and easy to manipulate audience…this clickbait gets me, it understand my needs, and whenever I see girls in the park in bikinis…I feel they get me too…they know what I want and they give me what I want which makes me want to follow them….only the girls in the park get scared when I follow them….while the girls on social media are basically begging to be followed…it’s hard to differentiate the proper etiquette when it comes to half naked sluts and how to behave around them really..

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2018

20

Jun

Ariel Winter Big Saggy Tits of the Day

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It is the off season, so I guess Ariel Winter has been taking a break from her fitness she pretended to do for a while, despite being fat….and can celebrate that freedom in her natural habitat – emotionally eating…

I have been pretty repulsed by Ariel Winter for as long as I’ve known she existed, which has only been a year or two since I don’t watch Modern Family, it was definitely after her breast reduction that creeps me out since her sloppy tits grew back ten times sloppier, reminding us that if you eat badly and don’t work out, you can grow tits too…

So seeing her officially looking fat as fuck…is expected…not exciting…big tits or not…I don’t like it one bit…

I REPEAT ANYONE WHO HAS FOUND ARIEL WINTER HOT IS A SICK FUCK – SHE IS SO FUCKING FAT

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Here she is pissing in public..

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2018

20

Jun

Charli XCX TITS of the Day

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The funny thing about Charli XCX is that I’ve actually seen her perform at some event…which is really fucking weird because I don’t actually leave the house ever – but for some reason I have managed to see this one perform and I still don’t even know who or what she is other than a set of tits who have a record deal like a Rita Ora that don’t have any songs you’d recognize but have tits you’ve already seen…

That is the funny thing about Charli XCX…be sure to share that funny thing about Charli XCX with all your friends because it REALLY matters…Like all this shit…it really matters…

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2018

20

Jun

Alison Brie’s Ass in Leggings of the Day

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People seem to like Alison Brie and her cheesy ass..that is seemingly not that cheesy compared to all the fat chicks out there…but fit and in leggings…which could just be the leggings doing the talking and she may just have no ass at all…but since I don’t get to see these women on the street naked in their overly spandex outfits, I never get mad at fabrics that make their asses look appealing, tight, and somethign I’d chip a tooth on…I buy into the illusion like watching a David Copperfield stunt, because I like to believe the lie…I choose to believe the lie…it makes life a little warmer and sweeter and nicer to be in…

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2018

20

Jun

Lily-Rose Depp in Vogue Russia of the Day

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Lily-Rose Depp is my favorite of the celebrity rich kids who are entitled as fuck and trying to find some higher, more interesting level of purpose, as artists or socialites in denial of their spoiled existence – because it is all they no…

She is hardly like an Asia Argento, 90s rich kid from private schools, who had addictions and no fucking soul…playing the whole dark and edgy in a time when that was trendy…only to kill off Bourdain after blocking him on Instagram because she’s that kind of rich kid cunt..

While Lily Rose Depp is seemingly much sweeter, interesting, less broken and try hard…and for that…we celebrate her VOGUE SHOOT…a shoot I may have already posted by am posting again because I can’t get enough Lily Rose Depp..

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2018

20

Jun

Ava Sambora Tits for the Dead Mom Club of the Day

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Ava Sambora is soon to be in the dead mother’s society, which is a place where people with dead mother’s come together and chat about life without a mother….a club that despite having a dead mother, I am not invited to…because I guess I am just intolerable by even the most tolerant people…

Sure, Ava’s mom isn’t dead yet, but she’s almost dead, and that’s what happens when you’re Heather Locklear, a 90s rock pussy, who happened to get on TV for being hot, and who managed to carry that into getting her rock pussy knocked up with this Ava girl…by Bon Jovi, a huge act….

So while Bon Jovi toured the world…fucking other women, Ava’s mom just lived the good life, which I guess has finally collapsed because all these bitches are crazy..

What better way to celebrate Heather Locklear’s life than seeing her daughter’s half nakedness…her legacy.

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2018

20

Jun

Tinashe Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Tinashe is some singer who no one has ever heard of, except maybe Britney Spears, since they did a song together….

As it turns out, she was fucking some NBA player, who left her for the Kardashians, in efforts to get in on that Kardashian show, and make moves as a Kardashian lover, since it gets all these guys extra rich, and all they have to do is stick their dicks in the Kardashian sludge pussy….

That’s the world we live in…

Well Tinashe, is clearly not avoiding the media in hopes of getting seen now that there is some press around her, because she’s as shameless as the dude getting up in the Kardashian, trying to milk the Kardashians…like the cows that they are….obviously some more cowlike than the others…since the Kardashian that stole this tit’s man was Kendall.

Fascinating world we live in.

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2018

20

Jun

Ryan Newman in a Bikini of the Day

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Ryan Newman is some actress or personality I’ve barely heard of but she’s got some tits…

I like girls with guy’s names….like Ryan….as long as those girls don’t have dicks…

I do not think fucking a girl with a guy’s name is weird enough to make me lose an erection while fucking a girl with a guy’s name….not that I’ve ever fucked a girl with a guy’s name…unless that guy’s name is George….Neil….or Donald…and even then I can see past a name and stare at what counts…the vagina…

Especially in this era of NO genders…

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