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2018

27

Apr

Jessica Lee Buchanan in a Hot Photoshoot of the Day

Her name JESSICA LEE BUCHNAN. She is a “Proud South African” whatever that means, I mean it could mean a lot of different things to a lot of different people. To some it could mean the same as saying she’s a “white power” enthusiast, because of that whole Apartheid shit, or maybe because of the high AIDS rate, or maybe because of SHARKS, or maybe she’s really into legless Olympic heroes taking out his girlfriend….or maybe it’s just the beauty of the country, the women, the South African experience…I don’t fucking know.

I just know she’s showing tit, has 500k Instagram followers, so she’s “famous” to some people, primarily herself, and I like this shoot she did…..because it’s good. She looks good. Jessica Lee Buchanan, the next Mandela..

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2018

27

Apr

Sexy Dancing Party Ruined by Pregnant Wife and Other Videos of the Day

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Pet Raccoon to Cheer Up Sick Pets at the Vet

Former NFL Player Being Slammed to the Ground by Cops

Woman Smashes Popeye’s Window because She Thought it was Wendys

Fired Worker Stabs his Boss to Death in Turkey

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2018

27

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I always like coming face to face with a set of tits on a girl who has tits, but clearly doesn’t normally wear her tits as a shirt, but has decided to make the move to wearing her tits as a shirt….

Last night I was sitting innocently across the bar from a girl with tits that she had out and I looked up in some drunken confused, probably thinking about other random thing haze, and realized I was seemingly staring right at her tits and she was well aware of me staring right at her tits, without me even intentionally staring at her tits, and not even in a pervert who love tits, which I am kind of way….because I would have probably been staring at the tits a lot longer if I realized they were there….

Either way, girl thought she caught me, and I guess she did, I just am too oblivous to notice, and she got all uncomfortable, moving around in her chair nervously, trying to adjust her top to be less provocative, like a church going girl on the verge of being a bad girl…and I felt like I contributed to her probably having gone home with a dude, having unprotected sex and now an unwanted baby…

Here are some Morning Lunks…

The Hidden Symbolism Behind Each Infinity Stone in the Marvel Cinematic Universe (LOL)
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2 Year Old Drummer Already Being Exploited by his Parents…
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Hollywood is Out of Ideas – Here’s Their Next Movie – Halsey’s Life Story
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Eiza Gonzalez Nips…
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Britney Spears HOT fucking Fashion Show
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Marvel’s Iron Spiderman Suit for you Nerd fucks
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IN CASE YOU MISSED IT – Drunk Chick Fighting a Bouncer Ends Amazing
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I can’t Believe More of You Didn’t Watch the Cowboy Take Out the Robber
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People Love this Power Tripping Port Authority Bitch…
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THE MIRACLE DRUG…
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2018

26

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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On the day that bill Cosby was officially punished for being a piece of shit rapist who deserves to burn in Hell for drugging and fucking unconscious girls like a serious fucking entitled predator who once criticized rap music for taking the black man back in history and proving the white man right, while he was in fact the fucking criminal…. I was trying to convince a girl to pee on me….I got her to Pee on the floor next to me in a bathing suit bottom which was close enough for me…

Dreams do come true…enough…if you chase them…and ask the universe for them….

Here are some steplinks..

Cosby Guilty (you already know)
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David Blaine Demonstrating What Kim K Should Do to her Pussy
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Anna Braga – 50 Year old Sex Worker in Amazing Shorts
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THE MIRACLE DRUG…
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Ariel Winter Ass Hanging Out
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Halsey Got Pokies
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Lily Rose Depp Amazing hard Nipples
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Amazing Cowboy TAkes Out Armed Robber
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Belfast Woman Fighting With Bouncer – Fails
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Fired Power Tripping Port Authority Worker Fighting her Way out of a Ticket
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Plane Passenger Removed by Police
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Britney Spears Dance Video with Topless Man…
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Sex Cult TV show is Happening
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Amber Heard…A Garbage Slut at an Event
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Drunk Girl Ordering Drinks at the DJ Booth
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Eiza Gonzalez Pokies
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Emma Stone at a PHOTOSHOOT…
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Russell Simmons Sexual Assault Cases has Been Dismissed
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Lohan’s Mom is Broke
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Baby Goats and Baby Humans are Friends
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Police Stopped the most Hilarious car ever…
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Eminem is 10 Years Sober – No WOnder He’s So Boring
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Ginger Spice in a Weird Fucking Car
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Heidi Klum at an Event Being a Whore
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Big Girl Serena Williams and her Weirdo Reddit Husband
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Demi Rose – Bikini Monster
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Courtney Stodden in Leggings with her Boyfriend
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Hailee Steinfeld at some Event
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Katie Holmes Titties at an Event
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Mel B Titty Dress
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Amanda Seyfried’s in a Tight Dress
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Kristin Kruek and Alison Mack – Cult People
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Alessandra Ambrosio at an Event
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Charlotte McKinney at an Event
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Lindsey Vonn – Titty Dress
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Lynda Carter – Old
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Brooke Burke – Mom in Leggings
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Chloe Moretz Fat and Looking like Hilary Clinton in Georgia
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Ronda Rousey Muscles..
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From stepSMUT!!

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Dude Tortures GF with Vibrator App
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Glossy Nudes…
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Some Chick with Giant Tits Roller Skating
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Sexual Deviant of the Day and the Girls who Love Him
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APPARENTLY – THESE ARE SISTERS – ACTUAL SISTERS
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Hot Babes…Naked
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Great Upskirt of the DAy
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Hot Naked Girl and Some Light Bulbs
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Anita Makes them Titties Pop
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15 Mins of “TEEN LESBIANS”
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Jodie Gasson Still Has Huge Tits
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Ora Young – Naked and Busty
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Girls in the Sluttiest Pants Ever
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Three Asian Lesbians
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Girl Uses Boyfriend’s Fitness Equipment for GOOD
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Babe “Is that a Bee on You”….weird Stunt
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LIVE SEX!!
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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2018

26

Apr

Britney Spears Look at Dem Titties of the Day

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Oh Look, Britney Spears was allowed to post a workout video from her “Russian” style training camp, where her captors train her to maintain a level of fitness so that despite her aging she doesn’t tire out when on stage..

She is on a strict diet, everything regulated, controlled to keep earning for them.

Still babysat despite being the star, the hit, the celeb….and if you look close enough I think the tits are asking for “HELP” in morse code…

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2018

26

Apr

Rosario Dawson Topless Selfie of the Day

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Rosario Dawson the coke fiend party girl who got into acting when pervert Harmony Korine put her into KIDS….because he liked finding little big titty Puerto Ricans who lived in a Squat in NYC in what I assume was the 70s…and has made a life out of it…being famous and terrible on all fronts…but look at her now…posting slutty selfies…shameless…they are all shameless…which I think is funny….because Rosario Dawson’s lawyers asked me to take down some leaked nudes of hers that I guess were stolen from her iCloud as nudes have been stolen from iCloud the last few years….in what you’d think would get Apple sued by all the hollywood people, but that didn’t get sued because it’s all fake news, tricking us retards into thinking we’re part of some amazing breach of information about people we forget are attention seeking, fame whore, love being in front of the camera assholes…

The lawyers writing me is just formality I guess, the celebrities pretending they care, while really jerking off to themselves on porn sites, like they’ve always wanted to be but can’t be because it will ruin their mainstream career…

Since Rosario Dawson’s leaked nudes happened, she’s taken it upon herself to do a little DIY nudes, and posts them to her social media…today is whatever this is…

Obviously, she liked that people started chatting about the near 40 year old and figured “POSTING NUDES THAT’S EASY”….all girls love that…

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2018

26

Apr

Rachel McAdams Titties and See Through of the Day

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I didn’t know Rachel McAdams had tits….but I guess now I do…unless this is just a bush up bra…you can never be too sure with the technologies that exist these days…

I never really knew who Rachel McAdams was…I can’t think of any of her movies…I didn’t see THE NOTEBOOK but I know she’s really fucking famous because of THE NOTEBOOK and despite being a Canadian and thanks to Canadian content laws we get shoved Canadian content down our throats 20 percent of the time….but I do know someone who was her neighbor in Toronto…not that that has anything to do with anything…I don’t have any wild or crazy stories about her other than knowing where she lived…before being all hollywood..

I’m not an investigative journalist, I’m a pervert and with that – I will stare at her LA based, famous, rich, Canadian who escaped free healthcare tits.

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2018

26

Apr

Lindsey Vonn is a Mess of the Day

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Skiing legend Lindsey Vonn, who didn’t do such a legendary performance at the Olympics this year, letting you all down, except maybe herself because she only did it to lock in 5 year sponsorship deals that will carry her another 3-4 years without having to worry about going to work at the ski hill as the Olympian skier turned coach to rich 12 year olds…

She’s gone all hollywood, proven that she’s at some event in some slutty event, looking all trans….in her #timesup pin because she thinks sex assault is bad…unless it’s by a black man named Tiger Woods who I like to think she is best known for…thanks to being the one person to date him after his hooker obsession scandal…that you know got fucked like a hooker…but she can take it. I’m from ski country and these ski girls are sturdy…I think it’s got to do with strong leg muscles..

This dress is interesting – is she a Genie in a bottle, some Disney Princess or just some Miami beach trash heading out to the club….terrible.

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2018

26

Apr

Leann Rimes Topless of the Day

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Leann Rimes has been at this for a long time, not this sold by her parents as a child star country star who was destined to be trash, but this getting naked for attention, like some kind of sex worker, titty out thing….and I guess at 40 is still milking that titty investment for attention…

I don’t know what people expected from her really, I guess it’s not too hard to go from being a country superstar, child prodigy, wholesome country girl….you know the kind of girl Christian people, good old low level Americans, with good American values, could appreciate and relate to…she reminded her of their own kin they had with their relatives and they would even spend their check on her CDs….to becoming a home wrecking, rich as fuck, LA based hooker, who destroys marriages, doesn’t eat, rocks some fake tits and a mangled face….

It’s like a sex worker who doesn’t need to sex work cuz she’s rich, so she’s just slutty…But I think all her fans will still buy into whatever the fuck she’s selling….her next Christmas album because of loyalty to her, to Christ…their lord and savior…who forgives all misguided sinners…especially one of their own…

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2018

26

Apr

J Lo Got Them Titties on Of the Day

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Here’s a Solid Video where you can Finally see that J.Lo despite all the make-up and surgeries and injections she’s getting is still an old fucking slut….her neck is hanging off like the rooster she keeps in her garden shed for the Cock fights she has with A Rod….no not those Cock fights…the DOMINCAN PUERTO RICAN CUBAN cock fights….

So despite her working out, or dressing scandalous, with her tits out, even though she’s remembered more for being an ass, proving she is just that versatile of a performer….a triple threat if you will…she’s inappropriate smoke and mirror narcissism trying to get paid, getting paid, despite having been paid…and I blame you all her fans who got excited by her in 1994…

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