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2018

03

Apr

Naomi Watts in a Swimsuit of the Day

Naomi Watts, like the unopened carton of milk in my fridge from 3 months ago, I never bothered noticing her pre-expiration date so I’m not gonna put her in my mouth now…

She’s in her 50s I assume, she’s a mom, and sure I’ve seen her in a few movies, and that’s all fine, but seeing her in a bikini, or bathing suit, or whatever the fuck this is…is not that hot or exciting to me…and it wouldn’t have been anymore exciting if she was still in her 20s…unless you’re into thin Australian women on a hustle to get famous in America through sex….because Australian girls are slutty…which I guess I am…

But at least she’s not fat.

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2018

03

Apr

That Dude Lea Michele’s Dude Body in Women’s Fitness Gear of the Day

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Look at those masculine hips. So hot…

I wonder if she’s got the cameltoe cup that got me deleted off the Amazon Affiliate program….where they stole 800 dollars from me because AMAZON is the devil trying to ruin small business..

I won’t like it, because we hate AMAZON…but it’s a fake cameltoe for trannies to use to tuck with more authenticity…so boy hips or not…you think it’s got a pussy…

I am amazed if people find this dude hot, but I feel compelled to post her pics…making me question my own sexuality…like what am I drawn to this Glee bullshit…I don’t know…I’ll never know…

Posted in:Lea Michele|SFW

2018

03

Apr

Topless Toni Garrn is at It Again of the Day

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Toni Garrn and her friends are back in Miami, maybe they live in Miami, I don’t know what these immigrants are up to, but it’s probably not stealing your jobs…you ugly fucks, it’s more likely that they are stealing your eligible men, because it seems like eager babes from other countries who want to be American and live the American dream are far better at seducing rich American men, because I guess American men don’t want American women, because American women are entitled and even if the other women like nice and fancy things, they know their role….while American women think it’s theirs to do what you want with…

I know for one thing, if I was a rich dude on the sugar baby program because I had my heart broken by my one true love and I’m bitter, is that I’d go for an immigrant or series of immigrants who are just happy to be there…while the American woman would just move in and be a pain in the ass while spending your money…and when you’re paying these cunts, directly or indirectly, you don’t want pains in the ass…

Point being, she used to date LEO, was a VS girl, and now does this….whatever this is…on the beach…tits out.

Posted in:SFW|Toni Garrn

2018

03

Apr

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini of the Day

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Old lady Elizabeth Hurley, the bikini entrepreneur thanks to being the bikini model entrepreneur who understood the importance of launching her pussy onto famous rich cock and sticking by it until it got caught fucking a tranny, allowing his success to be her success, that brought her to a place where she could meet other rich guys to mooch off of, and to be desirable for, and to get knocked up by….because rich guys like the pussy that famous guys cheat on with trannies – apparently…..

The aging process is so fucking weird these days….she’s 50 plus, but still putting out the bikini selfies like a college girl trying to make it on social media and it blows my fucking mind…because it’s not overly disgusting to look at…which is terrifying to me and everything I’ve ever known….

I guess posting slutty pics is timeless…and the only hope we can have in this is that she ends up at the old folks home you’re working as a Personal Support Worker at, because it’s the kind of ass you’d want to diaper change, provided she even shits on what must be a liquid diet…

WHO KNOWS….

Posted in:Elizabeth Hurley|SFW

2018

03

Apr

Kelly Brook Fat Tits of the Day

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Kelly Brooks is one of the original Glamour Models in the UK…which is basically code for low level sex worker with big tits who does low level, low quality photoshoots, for Newspapers and magazines, but that because of the reach the newspapers they are in, and the fact that there are no good looking women in England, they became the hottest chicks by default, and were able to date the rich and famous men, as a prop really, like a sex worker really, but with more esteem than a regular sex worker…

This one was really famous at it, and so cocky about her position in the world that she moved to LA to get real real famous, bold…that never worked out for her…but now that fat chicks are acceptable…so she can be a hero in BODY positivity…who knows…

But we gotta respect a girl who exists solely due to her tits and showing off her tits…it’s not quite a skill or talent…but that’s what makes their existence way funnier..

Posted in:Kelly Brook|SFW

2018

03

Apr

Sophie Mudd Fat Titties for Instagram of the Day

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Sophie Mudd is the latest instagram model who has clearly proven something we are all very well aware of…and that is that if you have big natural tits, your chances of succeeding are exponentially higher than your smaller or more modest tit competitors…because people, men and woman alike, are titty obsessed, maybe because of the whole breast feeding as a baby thing, something we carry with us into our adult years…or maybe the whole society is based on celebrating big tits, especially on a small frame….but even on a bigger frame, look at Kate Upton, big tits worked well for her…and thank god this Sophie Mudd is not Kate Upton…but she is using her tits to get ahead as you would when you have freakish tits…making what is seemingly a disability work for her…

Here she is in Bed – you Pervert….

Posted in:SFW|Sophie Mudd

2018

03

Apr

Kaia Gerber in a Bikini of the Day

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Kaia Gerber won’t stop…

Kaia Gerber is the product of being raised in the vapid land of Los Angeles, to vapid parents, with too much money for their own good, who made a career being vapid idiots, mainly her mother, seen as the top model of all time, or whatever, who instead of staying hot in her old age like other models, has decided to pass the torch to her teen daughter, who still has yout on her side, and who she has basically stage parented to be an attention seeking, bikini wearing, “model”….working in photoshoots, encouraging unhealthy male attention, all to feed their collective egos…all while being laid back about something that they shouldn’t be laid back about…there are predators out there, some of you are predators, and having your daughter posing in paparazzi bikini pics is sexualizing her, even if the bikini as a whole isn’t a sexual thing, once on the internet…it is.

So it’s weird to see rich as fuck people cultivate their kids to do this model, vanity, look good, wear a bikini for the internet because you’re a Cali girl….instead of investing in something with more purpose than being “hot”…

Crazy times…where everyone wants to be a Kardashian and the rich are competing for their kids to be the most famous by leveraging their parent’s fame…

It’s the modern day family business.

Posted in:Kaia Gerber|SFW

2018

03

Apr

J.Lo Slutty Selfie at 100 years Old of the Day

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J.Lo may be 100 fucking years old, if not older, but she can still take a slutty selfie, because thanks to modern science, face fillers and BOTOX we can all look like 45 year old Pornstars, from 20 year olds to 75 year olds…all can look the same middle age…great job modern science…

I was talking to someone with face fillers the other day who was appalled that that girls are putting fillers in their asses, something I never new existed, but that exists…and is what many girls at Vegas Pool parties are probably doing, the pressure of social media to look like a filter in real life…hard to pull off…but not that hard thanks to modern science…

I said something about how I am amazed that this is what the world prioritizes, invests in, and that as an seemingly evolved species, focus on looks, vanity and face injecting chemicals seems crazy…

She told me what is crazy is “modern slavery in Libia”…

Ok….

Here’s J.Lo Booty in Leggings of the Day

Posted in:J.Lo|Jennifer Lopez|SFW

2018

03

Apr

Ariel Winter’s Fake Lips of the Day

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Ariel Winter probably doesn’t realize that her biggest concern in life shouldn’t be jacking up her lips with fillers, but rather quitting food, because the fake lips can make you look like a jacked up Kardashian, but it won’t make you hotter, if you’re plagued with a thick neck and look like a troll…while taking her exercise she posts so often on social media more seriously, and coupling it with diet because abs are made in the Kitchen, is probably a better strategy for her…

I mean, she’s young now but will be 500 pounds soon, this is just the entry level of that…and really the lip injections may be the first of more surgeries and procedures to be hot and ready for instagram like so many of these other whores…which in and of itself is insanity…but the way the world works…

I don’t have sympathy for a rich, famous, on a hit show girl…especially when she’s not hot…it’s like step it up, you have a responsibility to live up to your success you lazy fuck, and getting a lip injection isn’t cutting it.

Terrible really..