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2018

26

Feb

Sarah Hyland Hard Nipple of the Day

I don’t know when Sarah Hyland decided she had tits, but when she did, she did the right thing and started putting them out there….I think it is safe to assume that she learned this on set because fame whores understand how far tits can take you…and those fame whores were Sofia Vergara, who went from zero to fetish on the hit TV show that made this Sarah Hyland, pretty much thanks to her huge tits…and I guess Sarah Hyland realizes something we all know, and that is that small tits, although not big tits, can be just as hot as big tits, because they usually come with a smaller body and hotter ass, and still have hard nipples we can fantasize about sucking on….not that I would fantasize about sucking the tits of this alien who finally figured out social media whoring….she creeps me out and looks like she’s a genetic defect….but I still appreciate this behavior.

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2018

26

Feb

Brooke Candy Terrifying of the Day

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Brooke Candy is a little much, but I guess you gotta commit to your stupid storyline and really step up the weirdness to go viral…you know gotta keep pushing things to get noticed…so walking around tits out in this gender and sexuality confused world….seems high concept…but reminds me of gutter back alley basement porn shoots with gutter drugged out women who need 100 dollars.

It seems so contrived to be “Weird” and different like she’s trying so hard to be a freak to get noticed, and that alone annoys me, if you’re a freak be a freak, don’t pretend to be one and do all these weird things to be one, when it’s all just a fucking lie….

I don’t find this interesting, compelling, exciting, funny, or really anything worth looking at, but when a hipster rapper chick pulls out her stupidly tattooed tits, why not participate in her hustle…even if it’s ridiculous on pretty much all levels…except the whole being naked level..because we like naked…even when it’s gross.

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2018

26

Feb

Charli XCX Fetish Model of the Day

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Charli XCX is a bootleg Rita Ora, which is funny, since Rita Ora is a bootleg Rihanna, I mean she’s even a bootleg Rihanna impersonator, but she’s trying….which means Charli XCX is just so far down on the ladder of pop star with no hit songs, from the UK, trying to make it in America as some kind of hipster, fashion, edgy set of tits that for her first year consistently produced content of herself showing off her tits…the way any singer who doesn’t have the talent to carry her singing career would do….or should do…cuz we like them tits…

This is a fetish pic of Charli XCX self promoting some nonsense, tits out with a whip and I guess…it’s not as fun as all her previous titty work, but it’s her making some effort to continue to exist in this competitive world of sluts everywhere chasing
a limited number of EYEBALLS …

Here are some more from the archive of her tits..

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2018

26

Feb

Ariel Winter’s Getting REal Fat and Fatter of the DAy

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Ariel Winter must have a hormonal issue….because she’s a fucking tank…which is funny because she posts workout videos on her social media all the time, and wears workout clothing, probably because they are the only thing she can squeeze into without accepting the fact that she’s a XXL, plus sized, a monster….

Looking at these pics of her walking, is like seeing a fat chick waddle through the grocery store….trying to buy more cake to fill the void that is in her soul from being some exploited by her family dancing monkey…or cow…that’s too fat to dance cuz the thighs rub together…

So judging Ariel Winter by her tits she’s chopped off but that grew back cuz she eats too much, alone feels wrong….We should also judge her by the fat ass

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2018

26

Feb

Nicole Scherzinger Ass for Instagram of the Day

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I thought Nicole Scherzinger was a man…

I was really convinced that Nicole Scherzinger was a man…

I know TRANNIES, I have seen drag queens and trannies..at least once… in the men’s bathroom at gay bar on BEAR night…where fat hairy men get cheap drinks and being as disgusting as I am dudes wouldn’t even hit on me…which hurt a little, not cuz I want gay sex, but I know dudes will fuck anything, and I was too ugly to fuck, I was the too fat fat chick at 3 am with my tits out…rejected…and alone…but drunk…

But as it turns out the sex ring that was the Pussy Cat Dolls is likely not a tranny sex ring, and the ringleader who had a solid career, with her rock hard body….has a pussy….and a fit ass…that she’s showcasing….in leggings…

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2018

26

Feb

Erika Albonetti Topless of the Day

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We don’t know who Erika Albonetti is….but she’s in a topless shoot and she has an instagram with 77k followers that you can see HERE

Her bio is that she’s 22 years old and an International Model…even though you’ve never heard of her, but you have seen her tits, because no only are they in this shoot for whatever the fuck this shoot is for, but they are also all over her instagram, but I guess as an Italian, this is like wearing a bikini top for her…

I didn’t follow her before today, but I do follow her now, because….I like her attitude….or direction…or strategy….TITS…the most Keep it Simple Stupid strategy of a chick aspiring for attention, to get noticed, to work as a model….in this competitive world…

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2018

26

Feb

Elle Fanning Leggings Cameltoe of the Day

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Elle Fanning is the Fanning that Dakota Fanning’s childhood died for…I mean or that her childhood was murdered by her family for….because it put the Fannings on the map, made connections for them, increased their profile, and guaranteed pay and work for any Fanning that comes along….Dakota sold her fucking soul to the devil so that this one could exist…

People are very into her, at least I think they are – because her name comes up all the time, the paparazzi follow her, she attends events, she is in the media, she gets jobs as an actress, she exists and lives her best life…

I don’t find her all that hot, but when she jacks her pants into her vagina and walks around with her youthful ass, it’s hard to not encourage her to leak some nudes, sex tapes, or other strategies people like Jennifer Lawrence used before her..because I’m left wanting more…I mean sure we see the pussy definition, but that’s hardly seeing the pussy….and that leaves me empty inside…as I like to reduce all women to their genitals, especially actors in movies getting paid a lot of money, as I truly feel they are interchangeable…because they are.

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2018

26

Feb

Jessica Alba’s Nip Slip of the Day

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This is hardly a nip slip…but apparently it’s a nip slip…pulled directly from Jessica Alba’s youtube feed, which is interesting because she’s never been topless in a movie, even though at one time she was the one girl who people wanted to see naked in a movie, the token hot chick, that didn’t matter if she could act or not, what mattered was that guys wanted to jerk off to her…so she got the job…..a celebrity she leveraged into a billion dollar brand of household mom products, because I guess her fans grew with her, got knocked up with her, and wanted to buy household products endorsed and sold by her, even if they are a lie or a scam….

Maybe Alba is reclaiming her tits, like she was Jennifer Lawrence trying to explain why she’s topless in her new movie, and making it about the leaked / hacked nudes, to get sympathy from the fact that she got off to people getting off to her tits and she actually wanted to give them more….there is NO doubt in my mind that any celebrity, who pretends they are in it for the art of pretending to be someone else, is not actually there for the guys jerking off to her, and the money, you know…

Or maybe it’s an accident…

Or maybe these aren’t her nipples, and this free the nipple shit, isn’t even nipples, but shadows….who knows what these breast feeding moms are up to….not me. I don’t have the answers.

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2018

26

Feb

Caity Lotz in Some Photoshoot of the Day

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This is an older photoshoot of Caity Lotz…I don’t know how old it is, but it’s making the rounds because I guess she posted one of the pics on her feed for attention, girls need that boost from likes when they aren’t feeling cute, so they post photoshop pics and wait for the feedback…

It’s amazing how lame it really is, I follow 7500 chicks on instagram, and their feed is legitimately just them posting pics of themselves posing, or being sexy, topless, or half naked, like some kind of softcore porn magazine, and it’s disturbing knowing that these people are scrambling to shoot hot pics of themselves…often times for no reason other than to show the world how hot they are…and I guess that applies to Caity Lotz too…

If you don’t know who Caity Lotz is, she’s on the show Arrow. I have never seen Arrow, I don’t know if it is still on TV, I just know it’s one of those nerd comic book shows produced by the Canadians who did Battlestar Galactica and other low budget, cheesy shit, that people seem to like….it’s a genre I guess…

More interestingly, she was a Dancer, touring with Avril Lavigne and Lady Gaga, starring in music videos…so I consider her a failed stripper…I mean any dancer who makes it is a stripper who never was…and this shoot is the proof she had it in her, even it it never was.

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2018

26

Feb

Maitland Ward Half Naked Monster Getting Paid of the Day

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Maitland Ward is a very disgusting old looking pile of sloppy….She’s a monster…but she’s got a huge fan base, I mean not that huge, but big enough that they feed her ego, tell her she’s hot, pay her to see her tits, and now contribute to her life, where this week she made 1000 dollars in 9 hours of whoring on instagram….which amazes me…

Partially because 1000 dollars, although a lot of money to you or me, I mean I’d love to make 1000 dollars in 9 hours for showing my tits to a bunch of VERY desperate and pathetic, likely international perverts jerking off to me…

But 1000 dollars in LA, or Hollywood, for a girl who was on a HIT show….many years ago, but still on that hit show…and instead of delving into acting, even lesbian porn in d list movie acting…she’s showing her tits on social media for dudes to throw pennies at her…

It’s a pretty sad story, which I guess make her tits more interesting…you know because of the level of sad that comes with them.

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