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2018

12

Apr

Vanessa Hudgens Ass in Shorts of the Day

Is this a big deal – or just a big ass – because Vanessa Hudgens is no longer a big deal – unless she is still a big deal – thanks to people being nostalgic, loving social media, and following these idiots until they are so dull, played out, exhausted on all levels, to the point where I can’t stomach hearing their name, yet brands continue to work with them….

But here’s Vanessa Hudgens anyway, High School Musical, Disney Kid, making big movies in short shorts with her big ass that you’ll all like for old times cuz you’re all old perverts who remember her when she mattered…

The highlight of her career was that she was one of the first leaked nudes scandal…back when she was rocking a huge bush because she’s a hairy money…when nude leaked pics didn’t happen and it was semi magical…because I love bush, nude scandals…they are the only thing that really matter.

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2018

12

Apr

Selena New Face New Tits Gomez of the Day

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I guess no one ever told Selena that she shouldn’t open her mouth that wide unless someone is paying her…

The survivor, with LUPUS, who is constantly in and out of rehab, fighting whatever mental illness she may have, a mental illness I like to think of as “Rich Girl Problems”…where the weight of the world feels heavy on her shoulders…because she’s rich, she’s coddled, everyone sucks up to her, yet she can’t find true happiness..

So broken and confused about her vapid existence that she’s become some kind of Jesus Freak religious weirdo….while she’s getting new Kidneys, from groupies she lets live in her house, while she represents everything religion is against…greed and vanity…fake tits and fake faces….

But she’s still alive, the LUPUS hasn’t got her down, EPSTEIN BAR BABY….and shes’ out in public looking crazy…tits out….pregnant with BIEBERS maybe..who knows! Who cares!

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Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2018

12

Apr

Pixie Geldof in a Swimsuit of the Day

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Remember Pixie Geldof?

I don’t…

I do remember her heroin addict sister who died with her two babies in the house – alongside 6 grams of heroin – because I guess that’s what mom’s do when they don’t want to bother with being the whole mom thing…her name was Peaches and now she is no more…

But that doesn’t mean her sister can’t carry the family torch of broken rich girl from the UK…in a bathing suit looking thickness.

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2018

12

Apr

Madison Beer’s Pussy Eating her Shorts of the Day

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One of life’s great mysteries is whether shorts, or leggings, or really any tight article of clothing that gets jacked up into a pussy is in fact initiated by the pussy doing the eating, like an eager fat chick at a buffet, or if the shorts themselves are forcing the pussy to eat them, like the GLUTTON in the Movie Seven….you know like a duck being turned into foie gras…like how people like Ashley Graham like to be fed…get the dental dam cage to pry the mouth open and firehose the fucking blended into a smoothie chicken wings and cake down her throat…

You know, real mysteries exist upon us….

This is Madison Beer, she’s a new popstar trying to get as much attention as she can as she goes from Youtube to Mainstream celebrity, even though Youtube already made her rich, but I guess not rich enough for her mom….who wants her to be top TIER…as most stage moms do…they get that taste of success, like a taste of blood for a period fetishist, and can’t fucking stop going for it….trying to get it…more of it…you know….

Posted in:Madison Beer|SFW

2018

12

Apr

Alexis Ren Naked Again of the Day

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“Alexis Ren Naked Again” is the name of my new song…not that I make songs, but I do like to think that if I did, it would be about Alexis Ren being naked again…at least that is what I tell myself while I watch her hold onto her bolt on tits in the water in some rich and luxurious travel destination like they are her life preservers, because they are her life preservers, you can’t sink when you’re packing 1000 CCs of good old rubber in each tit…

She’s the social media star, with the aspirational couple content, who turned slutty as fuck, even if she was always slutty as fuck, because slutty gets more hits than not slutty…

So here she is topless as fuck in her instagram video changing lives and inspiring kids everywhere to follow her lead and jack up their face and bodies to expose themselves for the most instagram hits they can get.

Posted in:Alexis Ren|SFW|Videos

2018

12

Apr

Madelaine Petsch Booty Workout of the Day

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Madelaine Petsch is the hot one from Riverdale, the hottest show on TV, that has no hot people on it….it’s terribly written, stupid on all levels, shot shitty….as much depth as you’d expect young people to have….

I like that this Madelaine Petsch, Cherry Blossom from Riverdale, has discovered that she’s got a booty and that she’s going to use that booty for good, or at least for instagram videos that feature her working out that ass, because when you find your angle, you use that angel to leverage the fuck out of that angel, on social media and beyond, because Social Media is what makes these people matter, and as we all know, the only way to matter on Social Media is to through slutty content disguised as not so slutty.

This is her working out….

Here she is in some Mermaid Fetish Gear – See the video HERE

Here is the other Riverdale girl – Slutty Betty

Posted in:Lili Reinhart|Madelaine Petsch|SFW|Videos

2018

12

Apr

Katharine McPhee Nude Bra of the Day

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Katharine McPhee got her titties out on the social media – because that’s what social media is for…it’s for the tits…

Zuckerberg will argue in front of Congress that Facebook is for friends to connect…and share their lives….or whatever the fuck he pretends it is….while it is clearly just a way for him to steal data and run ads to people and cash in….that taps into their inner perversions, insecurities, voyeurism and locks them in to make him more money…which is in the form of the TITS…

Katharine McPhee is also fucking a 75 year old really rich man who dominates the music industry – the love song masters and I guess this is how she keeps his dick hard..I mean that and with her vaginal reconstructed vagina…and viagra…I mean he’s old but he’s rich and requires that extra push cuz he’s seen some shit…including but not limited to GIGI HADID’s Mom Pussy..

Posted in:Katharine McPhee|SFW|Videos

2018

12

Apr

Olivia Culpo See Through of the Day

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At least Olivia Culpo is taking advantage of her position as a social media personality….by dating an NFLer on the losing team….

The rumor is that her boyfriend left her, because he’s a pro athlete who sees a bitch mooching on his fame to generate revenue for her self serving self….while there are so money less bitchy girls to deal with who aren’t influencers and who are just excited to be fucking so me rich guy…

So she’s out on the prowl, wearing the slutty outfits to feel hot and not rejected…

So the influencer is going to all kinds of events where she can show up in a mesh dress like some kind of stripper…only not a stripper…a fashion influencer that brand pay a lot of fucking money to because she’s told them that she’s a fashion influencer…

Posted in:Olivia Culpo|SFW

2018

12

Apr

Candice Swanepoel Naked and Fat of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is a naked and fat chick….who you could argue is pregnant and making tacky pregnancy photos of herself with her photographer friends…because she thinks her being pregnant is a beautiful thing, even if it is clearly disgusting…there is a parasite inside her but her narcissism thinks it’s wonderful, so wonderful, clearly why she’s been permanently pregnant the last three years…

I am not into Candice, I mean she was hot before she was pregnant, but she’s old. I am not into ready to drop porn. I do not think her contribution to the world as a model has been inspiring or amazing….she hasn’t done anything besides catalog shoots…but I am posting this to celebrate new life….or naked and shameless chicks…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|SFW

2018

12

Apr

Ashley Graham Wet T Shirt and Ass to Ass of the Day

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I would argue that the world doesn’t need more plus sized lingerie model pics. In fact I would argue that the world doesn’t need any plus sized lingierie pics. I guess this is just a testament of our times, where the world is obese, and I guess they can’t relate to the skinny models….

What we can all learn from Plus-Sized model – Kate Upton – is that big girls come with big tits…and big tits are worth staring at.

Even if they are fucking disgusting, sloppy, monster who are clearly a terrible influence on the world, because no matter what they say about their health, they are clearly not healthy….every study says obesity kills…big tits or not…But you fucking weirdos have or would fuck much fatter girls…and probably think this girl is hot…but then again, you’re likely also that white guy who gets mad when they find out that the fat girl with the big tits they like only fucks black dudes…because normal black dudes like fat chicks, and weird white dudes like fat chicks…

While this Ashley Graham may be a lot of things to a lot of people…is really just a fat chick…

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