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2018

13

Apr

Mel B Bikini of the Day

I’ll tell you what I want – What I really really want…I want Mel B to turn back time, around 20 or so years….to revisit that very first day I saw her in a music video…her nipples hard in her green shirt…back when I was capable of jerking off to music videos…because internet connections were slow and janky…and the computer wasn’t in my room…but cable TV, that shit was all over the fucking place…and walking that fine line of erotica and pop culture…when sex was used to sell product, the way it still is, but more women took ownership on it….and were less annoying about it and didn’t call it the “Patriarchy”…

She’s in a bikini, not bad for a woam who has had Eddie Murphy’s love child, amongst other children…despite being old…

I mean she’s pretty fucking ripped, her nipples still hard, so many years later…no bad…

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2018

13

Apr

Ariel Winter Twerking Her Fat Ass of the Day

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Ariel Winter, the Hollywood, Mainstream Success, Child Star on a Hit Show, TV Sensation you perverts watched go through puberty, which established a sick emotional attachment to her, like a creepy baby sitter, or high school teacher….is also a little piglet…

She does herself up, gets all made up, wears slutty outfits, even goes to the gym…but manages to be pretty fucking sloppy, fighting off her obesity, through surgeries for her tit reduction and other exciting things that I don’t find exciting…and here she is shaking that ass…an ass she isn’t known for…but that is fat…thanks to emotional eating to deal with the pain of childhood fame.

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2018

13

Apr

Britney Spears Let Out for the Night of the Day

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I don’t know what Britney Spears was let out of her cage, a cage that is in the form of either a really impressive Vegas hotel Suite, or a series of mansions that she lives out of, but can’t actually make any decisions of her own, thanks to the meds the shove down her throat to keep her calm…relaxed…compliant and earning money for the family, the empire that is Britney Spears….

Based on this images, it looks like she was very well behaved…and still pretty hot.

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2018

13

Apr

Reese Witherspoon Panty Flash of the Day

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It’s interesting how the human mind works..

What is probably the least erotic thing I will see all day….like this Reese Witherspoon panty flash….

May very well be the hottest thing you’ve ever seen.

You know, there are Reese Witherspoon fetishists out there, maybe fans of CLUELESS, or whatever fucking move she’s been in thanks to seducing and scamming her agent and now husband who is the reason her career exists…I mean that and being knocked up by Ryan Philippe when she first started out…which went no where because he went no where…but like a good Christian she pivoted and moved onto bigger and better things…that probably require paying Philippe out…even though she’s not that hot, has never been that hot, all pig faced…

But this could be hot to you….despite not being hot to me.

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2018

13

Apr

Josephine Skriver Ass of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is the real life West World, this is not an ad from the people at HBO, who don’t pay me shit to promote their nude scenes from their shows, because they are assholes and don’t support the independent pervert..

I didn’t watch West World when it first happened, but I know the story, rich dudes create a world where AI pussy roam freely, for other rich people to pay to fuck and kill them…

Well, this Josephine Skriver, is the real life version of that, her dad the Anthony Hopkins evil genius, her financier Victoria’s Secret the Ed Harris character…while she is the Evan Rachel Woods post being fucked by Marilyn Manson…or maybe Thandie Newton…

POINT BEING….we’re not sure she’s real, she was made in a lab, I assume human…just designer genetic engineering….who was programmed to know the importance of slutty selfies.

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2018

13

Apr

Adriana Lima’s Morning Ab Check of the Day

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Adriana Lima, the slave to Victoria’s Secret, is clearly putting in some serious fucking work to maintain a body worth looking at while half naked in lingerie, all because she’s got no fucking choice….there are contracts signed, this is a hefty business, multi billion dollar business, and there’s consequences if she gets fatter than she was the last few years, all mom like, middle aged and bloated, even though fat seems to push product for other brands thanks to the world being fat….

So here she is starving herself, going against natures natural course for her, and she’s letting the people know by pulling her sweat pants all the fucking way down…any further and we’d see her baby maker that was shredded at least once by baby making…like your documents you shredded doing your taxes…

HOT…TAXES ARE HOT….old ladies with abs pulling down their pants is alright too…I mean 40 or not…it can be fucked and thus relevant to us…

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2018

13

Apr

Maitland Ward – Sex Worker’s Weird Private Snap of the Day

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Maitland Ward is fucking repulsive, and has been since she came out of the woodwork from a forgotten place that is where the obscure actresses on the shows we watched in a pre-internet era of not being able to follow them on social media to keep them alive….

A woman who managed to pull herself out of obscurity, while remaining in obscurity, but she has created a niche business for herself, that makes 40k or more a month, while tapping into her inner pervert and sex worker that I have known she was for a while, but that she tried not to make public, where people pay her to watch her get her strap on sucked by some dude she DOMs terribly..

It’s fucking weird, a doughy pile of sloppy shit, in cheap lingerie being disgusting…getting paid.

THE AMERICAN DREAM!

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2018

13

Apr

Paris Jackson in a Bra Sucking it in of the Day

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Paris Jackson is your boy MJs daughter, who may or may not be actually built from his DNA in some rich person lab he ran under NEVERLAND RANCH, a facility initially intended to may AI Children to fill his amusement park and sex dungeon, but that doubled as a place to create children of his own, to keep his legacy alive, designed to live out his dreams of being some slacker, model fucking lesbian hipster, who has access to everything in the world, but instead chooses to do this…which really isn’t nearly as crazy as any of us would be if we had her money..

I mean I remember winning 40 dollars on a scratch and win once…and I went fucking nuts…on 40 fucking dollars…dicks were sucked (my dick, not by me), blackouts happened, three day benders…on 40 dollars…this one’s got 40 billion and all she’s doing is low level shamelessness…

I mean…barely controversial, step up the slut.

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2018

13

Apr

Lauren Pope Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Who is LAUREN POPE?

This is Lauren Pope. She’s some UK reality star nobody…who may be a somebody…who goes to events, who gets in bikinis for the paparazzi, who does the whole self promotion bullshit….and here she is with them TITS ON…

I wonder what this important event she’s at is, I am sure it is important, designed for important people like Lauren Pope to get all dressed up and to show off her jacked up face injected face…

You know her out there think she’s important, exclusive, while knowing she’s a virtual nobody in need of maximizing as much exposure as she can…

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2018

13

Apr

Kimberley Garner Bikini of the Day

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The most important day of my life was when Kimberley Garner followed me for 24 hours on twitter back when she was even more insignificant in the grand scheme of the internet than she is now…because she’s not really that important…but this was back when she was on some UK Reality Show….really hot for someone from the UK, and almost natural looking, tanned and fit, instead of either grey skinned and rotten teethed, or some huge clown tit Glamour Model….

Kimberly, or Kimmy, as she likes to be called in the sexual fantasy I have of her sitting on my face with that fit body…is pushing that instagram model thing, trying to make it in the USA like she did in the UK, doing that travel blogger shit….that doesn’t matter, gets girls paid, gives them an excuse to get in bikinis, doing shoots, showing off that body…that is a hot body…

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