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2018

13

Mar

Lea Michele in a Towel of the Day

Today, I discovered that Lea Michele is not officially Jewish…despite everything about her being so fucking jewish, she is actually Italian….with a Jewish father…

I mean she seems like the drag queen version of Barbara Streisand who doesn’t work on Saturdays and who loves Bagels and money…level of Jewish…but she’s not even Jewish…this is like finding out she wasn’t actually born with a dick…and that her tits and slutty towel photos she posts on social media isn’t compensation for her being born with a cock….

She’s very confusing from gender, to religion, to level of celebrity, to her trying to sexualize herself…I don’t get it.

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2018

13

Mar

Fat Kate Upton Titty Whoring of the Day

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THAT’s the shit Paul Marciano likes…about 15 years later than when he liked it…but it’s nice to know that she’s still out there using her tits to get paid, despite already being rich, and having a rich pro athlete boyfriend, thanks to all her Sports Illustrated work putting her in the Sports world, making weird bro athletes think she’s the hottest shit ever, when really she’s not the hot chick, she’s the steatorrhea, which is also known as FATTY stool, because girl’s been plus sized back when plus sized pretended it was normal sized….because the media lies, but the poor people who showed up on set with sample sizes for her shoots scrambled…

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2018

13

Mar

Halsey Panty Flash of the Day

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We don’t know who this sex worker Halsey is.

But we do know that she was doing blow in a bikini on a boat…or maybe it was ritalin, but unfortunately not an opiate that took her out.

Her career is the vocals on EDM raver trash song, so this low level “artist” is totally uninteresting to me, she just sucked the right DJ cock at some music festival and now exists….enough for the paparazzi to take pics of her panties getting out of a car.

She couldn’t be less boring, EVEN while flashing panties…fuck this garbage like you fuck your pocket pussy….with little passion or effort because you’re ashamed that your life has come to this.

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2018

13

Mar

Heidi Klum Tight Eugenics Ass of the Day

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I think it’s safe to say that there’s something up with Heidi Klum, and that something is pretty fucking amazing, unless you ask the families of all the Jewish people who were genetically tested on in the WWII by HITLER and his people to make this happen.

There is no way that she’s aged like this without either genetic modification that comes from Nazi scientists….I mean other than all the cosmetic surgery these people get….

Looking this good, while being this old, whether lighting or photoshop is involved or not, is unnatural and weird….even creepy…but not as creepy as Heidi Klum having become some TV host, from whore half naked model to TV star because America likes the same people, even immigrants if they are hot and white, and on repeat in their half retard minds….

Nicole Murphy in a Bikini of the Day

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Nicole Murphy may seem like a sex worker in her 50s…

But she’s much more than that…

She’s a Sugar Baby, who was with Eddie Murphy before he knocked up that Spice Girl ( THIS SPICE GIRL that ended in some Maury Paternity Test), back when he was a huge deal…where she likely sat around idly letting him do whoever and whatever he wanted, so long as she got the payout or marriage, or kids, or money…or whatever…a girl does when she gives up on her pride, dignity, and goes for the money and the good life to live her best life or dream life of a dude’s success….

It happens always and here it is old in a bikini….despite there being a cut off age for a bikini…which happened decades ago for Nicole Murphy…but she doesn’t care, that pussy got her rich.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE SLUTTY PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Nicole Murphy|SFW

2018

13

Mar

Rita Ora Tight Bodysuit of the Day

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Rita Ora is a set of tits….that exists on social media and beyond thanks to being an international celebrity from Europe…and beyond because she is magical, talented and most importantly a set of tits…

From what should have been a Cruise or Resort act, she’s managed to finally make it in America, sucking up to the right people along the way, being resilient enough to continue going out in public despite being a failure at being a popstar, almost a laughable celebrity, who people just assumed was a make a wish foundation or Kelly Osbourne…

Either way…garbage…but she fame whores hard…tries so hard…sluts out for attention so hard…and here she is….

More of her white bodysuit

Here she is ready for fitness..

More?

TO SEE THE REST OF THIS PIG IN BLACK CLICK HERE

How about her nipples…

Grabbing her tit?

Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2018

13

Mar

Hailey Baldwin’s Ass for Fashion of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin is showing her bullshit ass that people only want to look at because she’s Stephen Baldwin’s slutty daughter, but no one would give a fuck about Stephen Baldwin, even if he was doing the same pose, all slutty for attention, because he’s Stephen Baldwin, rich from Hollywood sure, but forgotten by Hollywood and I guess found by Jesus because it was healthier for his drug addiction and recovery to devote yourself to an invisible higher power…that luckily didn’t get in the way of raising some young slut who sexualizes herself and does all the low level things an instagram whore would do…like mooch off the Kardashian / Jenner / Hadid – taking all the jobs they are too expensive of….

Here…are the rest of her slutty Christian pics.

Here she is leaving SoHo House in a crop top….

TO SEE THE REST OF HER SLUTTY PICS CLICK HERE

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2018

13

Mar

Kim Kardashian Porno of the Day

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Kim Kardashian is disgusting…

Getting her into her panties, positioning her like an innocent girl looking up at you all “doe eyed”…possibly because her face is so jacked up she can’t shut her eyes…in what is a classic porno pose pre dick being shoved down her throat….only this is filtered so aggressive, or shot in such soft lighting, that you can’t see how disgusting she really is…photo magic really…and it terrifies me, but not as much as how so many girl on the internet have this look…like it’s a trend…all these freakshows looking the same…

It disgusts me, but not as much as the corporate brands that support and sponsor this pig of a human….I get that the general public are morons…and take what they are told and don’t have the mental capacity to think that this Kardashian shit is terrible, lies, a scam or whatever…so they buy everything they are told to buy from them….

I just wish they’d realize how garbage, low level, and trash this cunt is…they’ve had their run….they’ve won…now kill them off and give the world better quality smut.

Here she is Post Porno for ELLE

Posted in:Kim Kadashian|SFW

2018

13

Mar

Stormy Daniels Stripping Pics of the Day

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I once met Stormy Daniels at the AVN awards, years ago when I would leave my house for free vacations to be amongst porn people, she was in the elevator, saw DrunkenStepfather on my nametag, something that generally gets more hate than love, and said that she was a huge fan of the site or something along those lines, like she went out of her way to give me props…like I said..it was years ago when sites had more influence…

SO I consider her a homie, a friend, even though we’ve never communicated since…

But I also consider her a sex worker, which she is, and like all sex workers I know, she loves money, and I know that she’s loving the press from the TRUMP SEX so much, especially at the tail end of her career…riding the press, the coverage, the TV appearances, the publicity…and she’s even making money off it by doing strip tours to meet her pervert fans…

I am all for the cause of outing a creeper pervert president or not…it’s funny to me….and I am all for riding that wave for retirement money…get it…and as desperate as it may seem, because she’s older, it’s pretty hilarious seeing it work for her….Get it girl..That to me is empowering…more than any of these other instagram sluts….this girl is out there getting it.

I don’t know why you’d care to see these pics, you can google her taking it up the ass when she was 25 years younger, but here it is…

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2018

13

Mar

Aly Raisman Trivializes Victims by Releasing a Raped Themed Bathing Suit of the Day

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Aly Raisman Monetizes on Being Raped in the Weirdest Rape Themed Publicity Stunt – That is Clearly a Fucking Trigger and not Empowering To Rape Victims Who have Actually Had Serious Trauma in their Lives, while reducing rape to just a bathing suit. Fuck you Aly Raisman

It is WEIRD, OFFENSIVE, EVIL to commercialize and montize on rape or sexual assualt…

It’s such a sensitive issue, where not all women want to reduce their lives being ruined by years of assault to a slogan or catch phrase on a bathing suit.

I am offended by this and I’ve never been sexually assaulted, except that time I woke up to a monster of a girl sucking my dick, but I never felt like a victim, despite being a survivor..

Point being American Eagle put this out there, probably thinking they were doing a #MeToo movement good thing, maybe even money from it goes to charity, but the fact is that it is insensitive, disgusted and MISGUIDED like all this MeToo Shit, people all buying into nonsense claims from nonsense half naked people and nonsense…

Irresponsible and here she is with a fat chick..

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