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2018

02

Apr

Hailey Baldwin Good Born Again Christian on Easter in a Bikini of the Day

I didn’t bother downloading the video in the 24 hour period I had to download the video of Hailey Baldwin’s Easter Tribute of her tits…for Jesus…

I saw it on the instagam mind controlling distraction for idiots…and there was no way I was to open up my computer to spend time downloading such fucking bullshit…mind polluting bullshit…I’ll do that during the week, because this site is a habit but NOT ON MY WEEKEND you bastards….

I did get some screenshots, just to make a point that this spoiled brat rich entitled brat, who identifies as a Jesus loving Christian, because it’s trendy, and because her drug addict father fell into it…while producing INTERNET PORN…in hopes to get famous and work in modeling when the people she is groupie-ing fall off…you know standing in line like the stand in that she is…never the star…

And I just felt it ridiculous to see someone who preaches Jesus while being a whore…and people don’t call her out…

Now sure, I don’t give a fuck about religion and I love whores, but I hate when whores pretend to be religious…

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2018

02

Apr

Hannah Ferguson’s April Fool’s Easter Prank Victim of the Day

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Hannah Ferguson is a pretty irrelevant model, who started out doing the bikini thing, got skinny and is trying to do the fashion thing, all while dating Hannah Davis Jeter’s rich property developing model fucking brother….you know to give her a baseline quality of life while she’s living her best life, the dream…

Well, like all sugar daddy’s or hooker owners, her boyfriend had a chance to double down on Easter April Fools with what I assume is one of her fears…CREEPY EASTER BUNNY COSTUMES…you’ve seem the creepy easter bunnies, you know how that goes.

They posted the prank video, and I think it was a success…I like that she’s not all done up and posing, it’s a little more authentic than most instagram content, and the prank is well executed…

I think this is what social media is about…not butt shots..even though butt shots are good to keep us all horny as fuck all the time…

Posted in:Hannah Ferguson|SFW|Videos

2018

02

Apr

Man Saves Jesus…and Other Videos of the Day

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Street Hooker of the Day

Idiot Boater

Couple Caught in Car Sex

Vancouver Junkie Injecting into her Neck…What the Fuck

Kid Scooter Rides

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

02

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I may not have hid any easter eggs inside the asses of sex workers for my own kind of Easter Egg hunt, I’m old and prefer being alone than entertaining women I am paying to put objects inside, because if you know hookers, you know that not only do they cost money but they also expect you to talk to them…making for awkward times while trying to explain your plan for your easter egg hunt, to relive some childhood trauma you had with one of your coaches….it’s easier to sit at home, stare at the wall and watch you wife eat all the fucking chocolate she can, but not enough to Diabetic coma her and really offer you that Easter Miracle you’ve wanted for years..

That said, it is Easter Monday, which I assume is the Day Jesus came back from the death hoax that is the original VIRAL video…everyone or a lot of people tend to believe as fact…despite never ever seeing anyone else ever come back from the dead…unless they weren’t dead in the first place…

Marketing…

I don’t know if people work on this the holiest of days, but I will..cuz this isn’t work.

WTF instagam – #EASTER is TOO PORNO…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Royal Rapist of the Day
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China Space Station Breaking APart
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Some SF Cops Shooting a Guy to See if He would be Resurrected in this HOLY time
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Katy Perry Throwing a Chair on American Idol
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Pipeline Burst – SUV THROWN in AIR
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Bill and Ted’s Reboot to Happen – WITH KEANU
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PORN CHICK IN CLOTHING – WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO SEE THAT
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Build a Giant Baseball Chair – Because You’re That Guy
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Driver Drags Cop in Traffic Stop
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A New Social Network
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2018

02

Apr

That Dude Lea Michele Bikini of the Day

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That Dude Lea Michele is still in Hawaii, maybe she’s bought a house there, for her spiritual experience that I’d be having if I was a rich celebrity also, since Hawaii is awesome, even when trans women like that Dude Lea Michele are exploiting the beautiful landscape for their tranny fetish porn….bikini pics for social media porn…because nothing is scared…everything is marketable, commercial and designed to get people noticed and clicked on..garbage.

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2018

02

Apr

Demi Rose Got Them Titties On of the Day

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23 Year old, despite looking 45 year old, sex worker and Clickbait in the UK, because the media love her, I guess they always loved trashy “Glamour Models” and thanks to social media, you can do your own Glamour Modeling…just become the bootleg Kim Kardashian, get the same surgeries as her, find as much of an audience as you can that way, because that’s all it really takes to make it when you’re a girl…slutty behavior…but let’s not discount her to just being an ass followed for being an ass…there are a lot of asses out there – many better than hers…so she must have some intelligence…some ability to market herself…taking on the Glamour Model single handedly…I mean unless she’s got a PIMP working her marketing…who knows.

The point is that she’s weird looking and in a bikini.

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2018

30

Mar

stepLINKS of the DAy

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It’s Easter – so do what Jesus would have wanted you to do – and that’s find yourself a Mary Magdalene sex worker and hide some Easter Eggs up her as, or maybe even a chocolate bunny, while remembering that the term sex worker is vast now…it’s not just an escort, stripper or porn chick…it’s pretty much every woman getting paid for being half naked…like all them instagram whores….so be inclusive in your selecting…there is bound to be one you can afford..whether fat, tranny, amputee, multiple colors, diseased, half dead on drugs whatever….do what Jesus would have wanted you to do…it’s EASTER….after all…whatever the fuck that means…

HERE ARE SOME EASTER PICS…..

HERE ARE SOME GREAT STEPLINKS!!

Cameron Diaz Admits She’s Retired from Acting Cuz She is Old….
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Pippa Middleton’s Father in Law – Raped Teen
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Kid Fights his Friend’s Mom and Destroys their Car…
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Drinking Whiskey From a Slut
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Miss Great Britain Bikini
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Dancing with the Stars Pussy Flash
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Katy Perry Stuffing Mouth with Chicken Nuggets
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Cops Punch Man in Face
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Hot Nipples of the Day
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Kaley Cuoco is Dog Shit
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Will Smith Dates AI
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Family Uses Alligator in Gender Reveal – Some Backwoods Shit
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Blackhawks Backup Goalie – a 36 Year old Accountant WHo Hasn’t Played in 1- Years…
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Lohan in a Bathing Suit Hard Nippled
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Iza Goulart Bikini
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Fame Whore Nipples
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Same Fame Whore in Bikini
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LOOKING FOR A GOOD EASTER TIME?
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Bull Dog Trick of the DAy
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Trump Thinks Roseanne’s Ratings Might End Fake News….
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Demi Rose is 23
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Arnold Almost Died
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Facebook is Evil – Who Cares
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Westworld Season 2 Traiker
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Sex Cult of the Day
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Cara Delevingne – Boring Lesbian
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Riverdale Slut – Boring
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Jessica Gomes – Who Cares
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Lottie Moss Average at Best Bikini
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Olivia Holt Hot in a Magazine
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Demi Rose Monster Body Bikini
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Amber Heard – Skinny Bra Peek
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Katy Perry Shopping
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Victoria Justice…Busty..Whatever
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Joanna Krupa VS LA
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Julianne Hough Slutty Paid Fitness Campaign
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Random TUMBLR PORN
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Easter Bunny Themed TITS
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EASTER SLUTS – THESE ARE EASTER SLUTS – BECAUSE EVERYDAY SLUTS ON EASTER ARE EASTER SLUTS…
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TREE FUCKER
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Two Big Titty Sluts Together
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Faye Reagan – Hot Pussy
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There is an App for Public Sex
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Bolt On Tits Cam Girl
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Naked girl on some TWISTER Bed Sheets
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19 Year Old Vagina
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Sammie Rhodes – Thick Labia
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Hot Amateur Slutty TUMBLR Account
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MOVIE OF THE YEAR – FISTING IMPOSSIBLE
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Best List of Porn!
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All Nude Celebrities…OK…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2018

30

Mar

Bella Hadid Underboob of the Day

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Bella Hadid just keeps pushing the boundaries of fashion and art…or what you may like to call FART…by being the latch on coattail riding sister taking every hand out she gets allowing her to have a place in fashion and art…or what I call FART…allowing her to feel important like the entitled rich kid she is….and it affords her the freedom to post up her fat titties like an instagram whore because really that’s the only reason people give a fuck about her….the followers….the new face..the fact she’s more affordable than a Jenner…yet equally trash…despite being rich…

I am not a fan…

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2018

30

Mar

Miley Cyrus is Easter of the Day

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This is the most important shoot that will come out this Easter…Some Miley Cyrus throwing back to her old self – nipples out – like old times – busty like old times….because it is her creative voice…even now that she is all country – targeting the wholesome country people with their good old fashion values….nipples out….all the church going people will love this take on their holiest of days…

I love this.

Posted in:Miley Cryus|SFW

2018

30

Mar

January Jones Single Mom Booty of the Day

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Yo January Jones simmer down on your social media feed….and figure out who your baby daddy is…the little fucker wants to know because statistically kids with no dads are more likely to be criminals and rapists with mommy issues…I read it on the internet and therefore it is truth.

Not that she doesn’t know who the baby daddy is, she likely gets a check from him once a month in hush money, maybe he’s TRUMP, the rich guy tactic of dealing with mooch bitches..

But at least the whole investment into her kid, parenting, didn’t get in the way of her being a slut on instagram…

AT LEAST>

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